绝望的主妇 前情提要 Previously on...Desperate Housewives
我在汽车旅馆开了间房.. I booked our room at the motel...
-我不想今晚又独自一人 -我也不想 - And I don't want to be alone tonight. - Neither do I.
-情人关系渐趋紧张 -如果有天你被车撞的话 - Affairs got serious... - If you got
我会很想念你的 Hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
今晚你一个人洗澡吧 You're showering alone tonight.
我爱你 好了吧 我说了 I love you. There. I said it.
-昔日的恋人 -等等 你在做什么 - An ex-lover... - Why--wait. What are you doing?
只想让你知道我会一直等你 Just letting you know I'm here for you.
他人很好...太好了 Let's just say he was grateful-- very grateful.
失去了理智 Spun out of control.
你被解雇了 You're fired.
当罪案发生 And when a crime was committed...
邻居成了嫌疑对象 A neighbor was suspected.
每个人都怀疑我是袭击朱莉的凶手 Everybody thinks I the perv who attacked Julie??
万一有人闯进来 Just in case somebody should try
想要伤害你 To come in and hurt you,
你知道我和你爸爸 Do you know where your father and I
-把枪放哪里吗 -而受害者... - Keep the gun? - But it was the victim...
你是怎么想的 和一个已婚男人约会 What were you thinking, dating a married man
却在掩藏秘密 Who had secrets.
朱莉 我很想你 Hey, Julie, I miss you.
对别人评头论足 It is in our nature
是人类的天性之一 To judge the people around us.
我们评价陌生人的着装风格 We judge the way strangers dress
邻居家疏于管理的草坪 The way our neighbors tend their lawns...
朋友在公众场合的不拘小节 And the way our friends act in public.
是啊 我们时刻都在批判别人 Yes, we make these judgments all the time,
从未去想某天 Never thinking that one day
我们需要 We may be judged...
自我批判 Ourselves.
姑娘们 你们在做什么 Girls, what are you doing?
-天哪 -我的手好痛 - Oh, for pete's sake. - My arm.
记得上次你这么玩的时候我是怎么说的吗 What did I tell you about sliding down the staircase?
不要用高档的行李箱 Not to use the good suitcase?
对 还有不许这么玩 Besides that. Don't do it at all!
那我们可以玩什么 Well, what are we supposed to do?
你又不让我们去房顶玩 You won't let us play on the roof anymore.
-你好啊 劳拉 -这怎么回事 - Hey, Laura! - What happened?
别担心 她没事 Don't worry. She's okay.
这两个傻妞坐在箱子里从上面滑下来 these two knuckleheads decid to slide down the staircase
你怎么由着她们 Why would you let them do that?
别怪我 我根本不在现场 Oh, don't blame me. I wasn't even in the room.
你难道不看着他们 You left the girls unsupervised?
她们玩得好好的 Well, they were playing.
拜托你 我不可能时时守在她们身边吧 Come on. I can't watch 'em every second.
为什么不能 胡安妮塔在我家时我随时都在她们身边 Why not? I look after Juanita when she's at my house,
所以她才能毫发未损地回家 And she goes home without a scratch.
那是因为她本来就很强壮 Only 'cause she's indestructible.
亲爱的 表演一下你的撞墙术 Honey, do that thing where you run into the wall.
-看吧 可逗了 -你就像个没事人 - Watch. This is hilarious. - You're pretty cavalier
我女儿差点就因为你的疏忽丧命了 Considering your carelessness almost killed my daughter.
听我说 劳拉 I gotta say, Laura,
自从你戒烟后 你就变得歇斯底里了 You're kind of a wet blanket since you quit smoking.
建议你试试用烟斗吸 Why don't you try a pipe?
加布 我不得不说 And I've got to say, Gaby,
你是个失败的母亲 I think you're a lousy mother.
你刚才那是在教训我吗 Did you just say that to my face?
是的 我想我再也不会 Yes, and I'm afraid I won't be
送我女儿到你家来了 Bringing my daughter here anymore.
出于对我女儿安全和教养的考虑 The safety and well-being of my child must come first.
好啊 胡安妮塔是因为可怜蕾切尔 Fine. Juanita only had Rachel over
才邀请她来我家玩的 because she felt sorry for her.
也就是同情玩伴日 It was a pity playdate.
当然也就是说 And of course this means
胡安妮塔的生日聚会蕾切尔不会参加了 Rachel won't be attending Juanita's birthday party.
本来蛋糕就不够吃 闪人吧 More cake for us! Beat it!
宝贝儿 我们走 Let's go, sweetie.
是的 乐于评价身边的人 是我们天性使然 Yes, it's in our nature to judge those around us.
但我们的天性 It's also in our nature...
记住 如果你有教你女儿 You know, if you had taught your kid
出现紧急情况打滚自救 How to tuck and roll on impact,
刚才那样吵架就不会发生了 We wouldn't even be having this conversation!
也教我们把自身错误怪罪于他人 To blame someone else for our mistakes.
朱莉被袭击事件已经过去了两周 It had been two weeks since julie mayer had been attacked.
当她康复回家的时候 And when she came home from the hospital,
紫藤街的街坊邻居 The residents of Wisteria Lane
都夹道欢迎她的归来 were there to welcome her back
有手持标语的孩童们 She was greeted by children who came with signs...
端着点心的主妇们 Housewives who came with desserts...
捧着花束的老朋友 And old friends who came with flowers.
人群中还有一位新面孔 Also in the crowd was a new friend...
带着特定的目地而来 who came with an agenda.
你看起来气色好多了 You look great, Julie.
我很高兴你们都来了 I'm so glad you guys came.
-一会见 拜拜 -拜拜 - See you later. - Bye!
拜拜 Bye.
你好 朱莉 欢迎回家 Hey, Julie. Welcome home.
知道吗 我很担心你 Listen, I've been so worried about you.
我们能找个没人的地方谈谈吗 Is there some place we can go where we can talk?
不 我们不能再继续了 No. We're not doing this anymore.
朱莉 求求你 Julie, please.
多米尼克 我很抱歉 一切都结束了 Dominic, I'm sorry. It's over.
你好 麦克卢斯基夫人 Hey, Mrs. McCluskey!
布里 Bree.
大家好 很抱歉我迟到了 Oh, hi. I am so sorry I'm late.
我这周末要负责三个派对 I have three parties this weekend,
我手肘都沾上薄饼了 And I'm up to my elbows in canapés.
凯特琳怎么没在帮你 Why isn't Katherine helping you?
我解雇了她 I had to let her go.
-什么 -你开玩笑吗 - What? - You're kidding.
我们当时正一起负责婚礼 We were working this event,
她毫无征兆地突然发狂 And she went berserk.
然后我解雇了她 And then when I fired her,
她故意刮花了我的车 She intentionally scratched my car.
那天她打断我 我还向她 竖中指 I flipped her the bird the other day after she cut me off.
我再也不敢了 Won`t make that mistake again
我觉得她需要帮助 I think she needs help.
我觉得她就是在制造事端 I think she's a drama queen.
但如果她真处于困境中 我们坐视不管 But if she is in trouble, and we don't do anything,
那玛丽·艾丽丝自杀事件又会重演 It could be mary alice all over again.
我不知道 苏珊 你觉得呢 I don't know. Susan, what do you think?
我了解她现在正处于感情的低谷 Well, I know she's going through a rough time,
但是我对她没有丝毫的同情 But I have trouble feeling sorry for her.
我了解 经过你婚礼上 I get that, after that stunt
她自导自演的闹剧 你又怎会同情她 after that stunt she pulled at your wedding.
对呀 你有告诉大家凯特琳勾引过麦克的事吗 True. did you tell them about Katherine hitting on mike?
什么 什么时候的事 What? When did that happen?
他...他跟你说过吧 不是吗 He...He did mention it, didn't he?
当然 谈及此事我们总是一笑了之 Of course. Yeah, um, we laugh about it all the time.
看 麦克在那 Um, oh, and look. There's mike now,
我现在想好好笑笑 And I could use a good laugh.
抱歉 失陪一下 Would you excuse me?
亲爱的 我能跟你谈谈吗 Sweetie, can I talk to you a second?
如果那没什么 你怎么没跟我提过 If it was no big deal, why didn't you just tell me?
朱莉在住院 Julie was in the hospital.
我没告诉你 I didn't tell you
因为胡思乱想的我 觉得你会生气 Because I, crazy me, thought it might upset you.
现在我告诉你 我为什么生气 And here's why I'm upset...
如今我意识到凯特琳没有受到感情创伤 'cause now I realize that Katherine is not hurting.
她在蓄意报复 所以现在我要去她家 She's plotting. So I'm gonna go over there right now...
不 苏珊 你不要火上浇油 No, Susan, you do not want to pour gasoline on this fire.
你是对的 我想在凯特琳身上泼汽油 Well, you're right. I wanna pour gasoline on Katherine.
如果你真的爱我 And if you love me at all,
你就给我火柴和帮我做不在场证明 You'll give me a match and an alibi.
亲爱的 让她活在谎言里 让她去报复 Honey, let her have her lies. Let her plot.
你没什么好担心的 Oh, you got nothing to worry about.
你是我的一切 凯特琳对我不值一提 You mean everything to me, and Katherine means nothing.
说的太好了 Well, that's sweet.
我要去告诉她 你刚跟我说的 I'm gonna go tell her you said that.
你敢 Get back here.
想谈谈刚刚那件事吗 Hey. Wanna talk about it?
好吧 当然 Yeah, sure.
那我们就来父子谈话吧 Let's...Let's have a nice father/son chat
谈谈你在外偷吃 About how you're cheatin' on mom.
你知道我有多傻吗 Do you know how stupid I felt?
我当时跟朱莉大吵了一架 I got into a huge fight with Julie
是因为我觉得她在跟我撒谎 'cause I thought she was lying to me,
她跟我说她有男友是 That she was just telling me she
让我急流而退 had a boyfriend to blow me off
然后我跟着她回到家 And I followed her home, and...
结果呢 她是有男友 还是你 It turns out she does have a boyfriend...You.
对不起 但好消息是 都结束了 I'm sorry. And for what it's worth, it's over.
如果以后我再看见你们在一起 If I ever see you two together again...
我就去告诉妈 I'm gonna tell mom.
你想跟你妈告状 You wanna tell your mother?
好 来吧 我们现在就去 来吧 Yeah, come on. Let's go right now. Come on.
什么 What?
你觉得你可以操控我的生死 You think you can dangle that ax over my head?
那就去吧 Then go for it.
所以你想妈知道这一切 So you want mom to know?
你想毁了她的生活 You want to destroy her life?
她发现我偷吃是毁不掉她的 Your mom finding out that I had an affair won't destroy her.
但如果她发现原来你早就知道了 这才会毁了她 Her finding out that you knew about it? Yeah, that will.
是啊 我才是那个坏蛋 Yeah, I'm the bad guy.
你觉得你母亲在我们的婚姻里就完美无缺吗 You think your mom's the perfect one in this marriage?
你们在这儿啊 There you two are.
他们为朱莉准备了个蛋糕 They're bringing out a cake for Julie.
你们没事吧 Everything okay out here?
没事 Yeah.
父子谈话而已 Just having a little father and son chat.
真乖 进来吧 在切蛋糕了 That's my boys. Oh, come on. They're cuttin' the cake.
请进 Come in!
你好 凯伦 Hey, Karen.
勒奈特 每次你需要我帮忙时 Lynette, when you've needed a favor from me,
我有没有让你失望过 Have I ever let you down?
上个月我们给佩妮找个保姆 Last month we needed a sitter for Penny,
你说不想错过慕尼黑啤酒节 But you didn't want to miss Oktoberfest.
-还有上周四 -好了 不说这个了 - And just last thursday-- - Okay, new way in.
我跟罗伊有点麻烦 他最近情绪不佳 I got a problem with Roy. He's been kinda down lately.
-他这么了 -他是有固定收入 - Oh, what's wrong? - He lives on a fixed income
但他支付不起我们的晚餐钱 And he can't afford to pay for nice dinners.
但是我去付账时 他就怒了 说这是吃我的软饭 But when I pay, he sulks. He says I'm "keeping" him.
该死 像他这个年龄 他应该高兴 Hell, at his age, he should be glad
有人能够给他软饭吃 而不是靠福尔马林过日子 To have something keeping him besides for maldehyde.
-你懂我的意思吧 -那你要我帮什么忙 - You know what I mean? - And the favor would be?
我想你和汤姆应该可以 Well, I was thinking maybe you and Tom
雇他来做点杂活什么的 Could hire him for a few hours a week as a handyman.
这样他手边就有零用钱了 You know, so he'd have a little walking around money.
我不知道 Gee, I don't know.
女生谈话时间 Okay, girl talk time.
如果罗伊的内心被摧垮 其影响是全方位的 When Roy's spirits are drooping, the problem is global.
你能想象吗 You get the picture?
能想象出来也没用 Getting the picture isn't the problem.
不想不就行了 It's getting rid of it.
拜托了 先试一个星期吧 Oh, come on. Try him for one week.
我之所以犹豫不决就是因为他是你的男友 I'm only hesitant because he's your boyfriend,
我不想为这事影响我们的友谊 And I'd hate to risk straining a good friendship.
如果我真是你的好朋友 Well, if I were that good a friend,
我会为这事让你为难吗 Would I be putting you in this awkward position?
说得好 Excellent point.
他被雇佣了 He's hired.
谢谢 为了我的性生活和谐 Thanks. You'll never know
你的功劳非同小可 What you've done for my sex life.
好的 Good.
我就喜欢你这样了 I love it that you do that.
怎样 What?
我第一次带你来这里 When I first brought you here,
你脚都不愿踏进一步 You didn't want to set foot in this room.
现在每次里离开时 你都还恋恋不舍 And now you get sad every time we have to leave.
现在这里属于我们了 Well, it's now our place.
虽然不是我的首选 但我越来越喜欢这儿了 It's not what I would've chosen, but it's growing on me.
抱歉 我以为你们已经退房了 I'm sorry. I thought you checked out.
没关系 我们正要走了 It's okay. We're just going.
小费在梳妆台上 Tip's on the dresser.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我好像把我的耳环落下了 珍珠耳环 Um, I seem to have lost an earring--a little pearl stud.
我帮你找找 Oh. I can help you look for it.
谢谢 Thank you.
喂 Hello?
好啊 奥森 Oh, hi, Orson.
不是 我说过灰色西装还在裁缝店里 No, I told you your gray suit is at the tailor's.
现在我在哪 Where am I now?
在超市给我们晚餐买点东西 Oh, at the supermarket getting us something for dinner.
你已经逛完街了吗 好的 Oh, you already did all the shopping? Well, great.
那我马上带着这些食物直接回家 I will just put all this food away and come straight home.
再见 Bye.
找到了 在被单下面 Found it. It was buried in the sheets.
太感谢了 我得犒劳你一下 Thank you very much. Let me get you a little something.
我的钱包就在这儿了 Oh, my wallet's here somewhere.
不用了 That's all right.
我想你现在急着回家见你老公 I'm sure you're eager to get home to your husband.
好 好 谢谢你通知我 Oh, okay. Well, thanks for letting me know.
怎么了 What's wrong?
海蒂·布雷默刚打电话来 Heidi bremer just informed me
说她的孩子这周六不来我们家了 Her kid can't come this saturday.
她和唐要去疗养院 She and Don are going to the nursing home
-看他的母亲 -那你生什么气 - To visit his mother. - So why are you mad?
因为她撒谎了 海蒂恨死唐的母亲了 Because it's a lie! Heidi hates his mother!
她才不会绕着道去探望那尊流着口水的化石呢 She wouldn't cross the street to visit that drooling fossil.
这是我今天接到的第三个临时取消的电话了 And that's the third cancellation I've gotten today,
而且每个人的借口都是胡扯 And every excuse has been a crock.
为什么他们都撒着慌不来一个孩子的派对呢 Why would people lie to get out of a kid's party?
因为劳拉·米勒在外散布谣言 Because Laura Miller's out there spreading her poison.
她在家长会跟其他妈妈说 She's telling every woman in the p.t.a.
把孩子放在我们家很危险 Their kids aren't safe in my house.
她的这些主妇们就这样拍她的马屁去了 Those hausfrau cronies of hers are lapping it up.
胡安妮塔要是知道没人来她的派对肯定很难过 Juanita will be heartbroken if no one comes to her party.
不 不 不 不 他们要来 Oh, no, no, no, no. They'll come.
我们只需要做点投资就好办了 We just have to build it, that's all.
就是又得花我的银子 对吧 This is about to cost me money, isn't it?
卡洛斯 这些女人 Carlos, there are women out there
都觉得我是个坏妈妈 你的职责就是无条件支持我 Who think I'm a bad mother. It is your job to support me.
所以给我闭嘴 把钱给我 Now just shut up and fork over some cash.
孩子们玩耍时 你在旁看管着 Wouldn't it be easier to just
不就省事多了吗 watch the kids warn they play?
你就当着我的面这么说我 Did you just say that to my face?
给 全拿走 Here. Take the whole wallet.
-看 烤龙虾 你的最爱 - Voila grilled langoustine. Your favorite.
奥森 你真是太贴心了 How very thoughtful of you, Orson.
不难买到 Well, they weren't easy to find.
商店的人想卖给我小虾 The man at one store tried to sell me shrimp.
我正要解释它们是不同的 And when I tried to explain the difference,
他继续跟我吵起来 He gave me an argument.
这些服务人员现在都怎么了 What is it with service people these days?
他们过去都是礼貌的 恭敬的 they used to be polite and deferential.
可现在他们当着你的面嘲笑你 Now they just sneer right in your face.
不能容忍 It's intolerable.
我希望它不会毁了这顿完美的晚餐 Well, I wouldn't let it spoil a nice dinner.
抱歉 我今天遇到非常讨厌的人 sorry, I had a very irksome encounter myself today.
是吗 在哪 Really? Where?
在一个咖啡馆 At a... cafe
我正在吃午饭 I was having lunch,
服务生很无礼 也很趾高气昂的 And this waitress was rude and superior.
对你趾高气昂吗 Superior? to you?
那你应该亮出你的 Well, you should've whipped out
畅销烹饪书给她看看 a copy of your best-selling cookbook,
就像你上周在商场的食品柜台那样 like you did last week in the food court at the mall.
我觉得那个女人不会明白的 well, I doubt this woman would've been impressed.
是吗 那你把你的脆饼干厂商叫过去 Really? well, you sure put that pretzel vendor in his place.
我太震惊了 我不知道说什么好 I was so startled, I didn't know what to say.
我什么都没做 I just let it go.
这个咖啡馆你经常去吗 well, is this a caf you frequent often?
我有空就去 As often as I can.
下次你再去那里 Well, next time you're in there,
我想你应该改善一下气氛 I think you should clear the air.
要求他们对你恭敬一点 Demand a little courtesy.
谢谢你 奥森 Thank you, Orson.
我想我明天就这么干 I think I may do that tomorrow.
这样很好 不是吗 This is nice, isn't it?
一起吃个饭 谈谈我们的生活 Sharing a meal, talking about our days.
不如你明天不要去那个咖啡馆了 Why don't you pass on that cafe tomorrow
让我给你做个好吃的沙拉 或是煎蛋卷 and let me make you a nice salad or an omelet?
谢谢 亲爱的 Thank you, dear,
但是明天我想来点刺激的 But tomorrow I'm planning on having something a bit spicier.
勒奈特 Lynette.
看看罗伊干的 Look what roy did.
开 关 开 关 Open. Closed. Open! Closed!
我们不需要再用这个铲子了 We don't need to use that spatula anymore!
太棒了 That's great!
罗伊 既然你这么能干 So, Roy, since you're so ingenious,
不如你再帮我们卧室的窗户前 How about you build some flower boxes
做一些花箱吧 For our bedroom windows?
是我们的窗户 不是孩子们的 Well, our window if you want, but not the kids'.
-为什么不 -反正孩子们也不会浇水 - Why not? - 'Cause they'll never water 'em.
我可以提醒他们 Oh, I'll remind them.
他们连养条金鱼 都养不活一天 They can't keep a goldfish alive for more than one day.
你觉得 What makes you think
他们能照顾好天竺葵花吗 They're gonna take better care of geraniums?
我不知道 我只觉得我们需要些花箱 I don't know. I just know we're getting flower boxes.
所以 罗伊 你可以开始做了 so, Roy, you could go ahead and get those started.
斯加沃先生 你同意这么做吗 Are you good with this, Mr. Scavo?
好吧 都行吧 Sure. What the hell.
好 我要开始量窗户了 Okay, I'll go measure the windows.
谢谢 罗伊 Thanks, Roy.
-这是什么意思 -什么 - what was that? - what?
他越过我了 直接征求你的意见 He just went over my head to you.
从他走进来的那刻 我就知道我喜欢他 I knew I liked that guy the minute he walked in.
看 Look!
开 关 Open. Closed.
你们好 劳拉 科斯汀 海蒂 Hi, Laura, Kirstin, Heidi.
加布丽尔 你好 Hi. Gabrielle.
我非常高兴你能来 劳拉 我想给你说声抱歉 I'm glad you're here, Laura.I wanted to apologize.
那天 事情有点过头了 Things got a little heated the other day,
我想 我们俩都说了些并非我们本意的话 and I think we both said some things we didn't mean.
很高兴你这么说 加布丽尔 I appreciate that, Gabrielle.
很好 Good. well...
现在 让那些不愉快的事情过去吧 Now that that's behind us,
如果蕾切尔愿意来胡安妮塔的生日聚会 If Rachel would like to come to juanita's birthday party,
我们会非常欢迎的 We'd love to have her.
不好意思 我还是不愿意 Sorry, but I'm still not comfortable with that.
真的吗 好遗憾 Oh, That's a shame.
我们会玩化妆 还会现场做棉花糖 We're gonna have face painting and a cotton candy machine...
-还有小丑 -小丑吗 小丑在哪 - And a clown. - A clown?! Where's a clown?!
亲爱的 不在这里 他会出现在胡安妮塔的生日会上 Not here, sweetie. He'll be at juanita's birthday party
就在周六 但你妈妈不同意你们参加 on saturday--the one your mommy won't let you go to.
-我想去 -蕾切尔 我们一会再说这个 - I wanna go! - Rachel, we'll talk about it later.
你在干什么 加布 What are you doing, Gaby?
抱歉 她问我一个问题 我只是回答她而已 I'm sorry. she asked me a question. I just answered it.
比如 如果她要问我 For example, if she were to ask me
我们是不是会有个充气房子 我就只能说 If we were having a bouncy house, I'd have to say,
你从来没见过的最大的充气房子 Just the biggest bouncy house you've ever seen!
充气房子 我喜欢充气房子 是 我想要 A bouncy house! I love bouncy houses! yeah, I want--
是不是小丑会在充气房子里 Is the clown gonna be in the bouncy house?
有可能吧 不过你们不去 永远也不知道 Maybe, but you'll never know.
加布丽尔 求你了 Gabrielle, please.
你是对的 我很抱歉 对孩子们太残忍了 You're right. I'm sorry. This is cruel.
胡安妮塔 走吧 我们得去买点香蕉 Come on, Juanita. We gotta buy bananas.
你生日聚会上的人 The people at your party
需要一些食物来喂他们的猴子 Are gonna want something to feed the monkey.
猴子吗 妈妈 妈妈 妈妈 A monkey?! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
我想去 求你了 I wanna go! Pretty please!
我们一会再说这个 We'll talk about it later.
求你了 求你了 求你了 这不公平 Please? Please? Please? It's not fair!
不好意思 Excuse me?
你是不是要在你房间找什么东西 Did you need something in your room?
不 我没有入住 我只是来找你 No, I'm not checked in. I came here to see you.
我没有大麻 夫人 I don't have any weed, lady.
你说什么 Sorry?
你们这些淑女 开着好车 All you ladies with the nice cars
一直觉得说这种口音的人一定是卖大麻的 thinks anyone who talks like this must have ganja to sell.
我不是来着买大麻的 I am not here to buy ganja.
我是为昨天的事来的 I came about yesterday.
我很感谢你找到我的耳环 I appreciated you finding my earring,
但是我不喜欢你的态度 but I didn't care for your attitude.
非常的侮辱人 It was very insulting.
我对你说了什么不敬语吗 Did I say one cross word to you?
你不需要说 You didn't need to.
你看我的眼神中流露出你蔑视我的意思 your disdain was perfectly clear from the look you gave me.
就是这个眼神 and there is it again.
我还有12个房间要整理 我没时间跟你争论 I have 12 rooms to do. I don't have time to argue.
好 我来帮你 Fine. Then I'll help.
别这样 夫人 Lady, please.
-我不会再看你了 好吗 -我只是想说 - I won't look at you no more, okay? - I'm just saying
你不能这样断然评判一个人 You shouldn't make snap judgments about people.
你看到我搞外遇 You see I'm having an affair,
你就假设我是坏女人 一个瘾君子 and you just assume I'm a bad person... and a dope fiend.
如果你知道我的婚姻 If you knew more about my marriage,
你就会对我有不一样的看法了 You'd see me very differently.
我不需要知道你的事情 I don't need to know about your marriage.
如果你要对一件事情产生想法 那就要先了解清楚 If you're going to form opinions about it, then yes, you do.
我的丈夫是个控制狂 曾经坐过牢 My husband is a controlling ex-con.
我求他跟我离婚 但是他不同意 I've begged him for a divorce, but he won't let me go.
-我基本上就是他的囚犯 -你丈夫是个好人 - I'm practically his prisoner. - Your husband's a good man.
你对他一点都不了解 You know nothing about him.
但我知道他帮你买东西 I know he does your shopping for you.
当你在电话里对他说谎的时候 when you lied to him on the phone,
告诉他你在杂货店的时候 Told him you were at the grocery store.
他说他已经去过了 He said he already went.
-你的重点是什么 -你知道我多么希望 - And your point is? - You know what I would give
能有个男人替我去购物 To have a man do my shopping for me,
让我的生活轻松一点 Make my life a little bit easier?
而你不觉得感激 反倒在这里偷偷摸摸地 And you're not even grateful. You're just sneaking off here
跟你男朋友做见不得人的事 To do the nasty with your boyfriend.
你凭什么指责我 Who are you to judge me?
你连医院的清洁工都不如 You can't even make hospital corners!
你想让我说什么呢 女士 What do you want me to say, lady, huh?
带着珍珠偷情的人就不是罪人吗 That cheating's not a sin when you do it in pearls?
除非你想帮我打扫厕所 Now unless you want to start on The toilet,
否则我们没什么可聊的了 I think we're done
这些花盆真的做出来了 These flower boxes are really coming along.
如果你有时间的话 不着急的 If you have a moment-- no rush--
你能帮这个鸟屋挂起来吗 Would you hang this birdhouse for me?
我想挂在那颗大树上 I was thinking on that big tree.
没问题 You got it.
谢了 Oh, thanks.
罗伊 Roy?
挂在那边 那棵树 Over there. That tree.
我今天早上跟汤姆说起这个 Yeah, I was talking to Tom about it this morning,
他想挂在这边 And, uh, he wants it over here.
哦 那可能是因为 Okay, well, that's probably because
他忘了那边的洒水器坏了 He forgot the sprinklers go off over there.
所以帮我把它挂在那棵树上吧 So do me a favor and hang it in that tree.
多谢 Thank you.
因为她说她想 'Cause she's telling me she wants it
把它挂在院子的另一边 On the other side of the yard.
-罗伊 -我要挂了 - Roy? - Gotta go.
你真是无所不在啊 Boy, you're everywhere.
我该给你挂个铃铛 We should get you a bell.
你为什么打给汤姆 Why were you calling Tom?
确保他不介意 To make sure he's okay with
你把鸟屋挂在那边 Where you wanna hang this thing.
我是说 他才是一家之主 I mean, he is the man of the house.
哦 我懂了 鉴于你也在使用手机 Okay, I know, since you're using a cell phone,
你应该知道现在是什么年代了 你要明白 You know what century it is, but just to clarify--
你不用事事征求汤姆的意见 You don't have to keep checking with Tom.
家里的事 我能做决定 I make plenty of decisions around here.
我注意到了 I noticed.
我只是倾向于给男人留点颜面 I just prefer to treat the guy with a little respect.
你说什么 Excuse me?
就因为你喜欢伤他的尊严 Just 'cause you like crunching
并不意味着我也喜欢 as walnuts doesn't mean I do
你得跟我道歉 I beg your pardon!
我从没伤过他的自尊心 His walnuts are completely intact!
你知道吗 我想这里不需要你了 你可以走了 And you know what? I think we are done here. You can go.
行啊 等我把鸟笼挂上就走 Fine. Soon as I hang this birdhouse.
对了 他还说挂哪都行 Oh, and he said he doesn't care where it is,
所以你又赢了 So you win... again.
这跟胜负无关 This isn't about winning!
我开除你了 你可以回家了 And I just fired you, so you can go home.
不行 我跟汤姆保证了要做这个 我正在做 No. I promised Tom I'd do this, and I'm doing it.
我本来可以打扫干净的 可你刚把我开除了 I'd clean that up, but you just fired me.
天哪 真抱歉 Oh, my god! I'm so sorry.
我还以为你看到我了 Oh! I thought you saw me.
没事 没事的 No. Uh, no. no, it's--it's okay.
我只是... I was just...
我应该注意到的 对不起 Yeah, I should realized. I'm sorry.
我猜 事发后你也听说了 I guess you heard that after it happened,
有些人觉得 Some people thought that--
我知道不是你干的 丹尼 Oh, um... I know it wasn't you, Danny.
对了 我们争论那晚 Hey, that night we argued,
你说你在跟一个男的约会 You said you were seeing a guy.
你觉得他也许会跟这事儿有关吗 You think maybe he had something to do with it?
我考虑过了 不可能 Um, I thought about it, but no.
他不是那种人 He's not that kind of guy.
所以你一点线索也没有 So you have no idea?
我希望我有 I wish I did.
我一直睡不着 I haven't been able to sleep.
每次我要闭上眼睛 Every time I'm about to close my eyes,
都会害怕醒来的时候会看到他 I'm afraid he'll be there when I wake up.
你知道吗 You know what?
我想我也许能帮上点忙 I think I might have something to help.
谢谢 谢谢大家自愿前来 Thank you, all, for volunteering.
是这样 Here's the thing.
不管是谁袭击了朱莉 都还逍遥法外 Whoever attacked Julie is still out there,
所以我们大家要彼此照应 So it's up to us to look out for each other,
这就是需要邻里相互关心的时候了 Which is where the neighbor watch comes in.
下面苏珊会向大家说明巡逻任务 So Susan's gonna talk to you about patrol duty.
苏珊 Susan?
她要巡逻哪儿 他的扁桃体吗 Uh, what is she patrolling for? His tonsils?
周四晚九点到半夜还需要人手 We still need people for 9:00 to midnight on Thursday.
有自愿的吗 Any volunteers?
周四有《天桥风云》 "Project Runway."
好的 莫娜·克拉克 Uh, okay, we have, uh, Mona Clarke...
还有伊尔玛·普里奇特 And Irma Pritchet.
没别人了吗 No one else?
好的 散会 Okay, meeting adjourned.
后面厨房里有咖啡 There's coffee back in the kitchen.
普里奇特太太淋浴的排水管堵住了 Uh, Mrs. Pritchet's got a clogged shower drain,
我答应会帮她修理的 And I promised I'd fix it for her.
我想她没看到 还要再来一次吗 I don't think she saw that one. You wanna do it again?
回家见 I'll see you at home.
苏珊 Susan?
聊两句吧 A word?
你没看到我举手吗 我想当志愿者来着 Did you not see my hand up? I was trying to volunteer.
我看到了 我只想挑选那些 I saw. I was just trying to pick the people
我认为最能保护咱们小区的人 Who I thought could best protect our neighborhood.
所以你就选了伊尔玛·普里奇特 她儿子都住养老院了 So you picked Irma Pritchet? Her son is in a nursing home.
没错 凯瑟琳 伊尔玛的确年纪大了 Yes, Katherine, Irma is old,
可她不是个超级大骗子 But she's not a big fat liar.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你难道没到处去3说我丈夫在追你吗 Well, are you not going around saying that my husband hit on you?
苏珊 Susan...
我知道你在现在压力超级大 I know you're under a terrible strain,
可你真的觉得把你那些脏衣服 But do you really think it's a good idea to air...
在大家前面摊开 是件好事吗 Your dirty laundry in front of all these people?
你的衣服才脏呢 You're the one with dirty laundry.
我的衣服干净整齐 已经收好了 你这个傻瓜 My laundry is clean, folded and put away, you loon.
姐妹们 一切都还好吧 Um, girls? Everything all right here?
不 不好 No, it's not.
首先 她说我是骗子 First she calls me a liar,
现在我又成了笨蛋 And now i'm a loon.
你们都听到她说的那些话了 Okay, you all heard the things she was saying.
也都看到她在我婚礼上的表现了 You saw the way she acted at my wedding.
你的婚礼又没邀请所有人 Not everyone was invited to your wedding.
天哪 莫娜 你就像个乱咬人的疯狗 Jeez, Mona. you're like a dog with a bone.
别较真了 Let it go.
我知道你为啥生气 I understand why you're upset.
如果我的婚姻出了问题 I'd be on edge, too,
我也会焦躁不安的 If my marriage were having problems.
我和麦克过得非常幸福 Okay, Mike and I are perfectly happy,
我们的唯一问题就是你 And the only problem we have is you.
所以离我们远点 不然你会后悔的 So stay out of our lives, or you'll be sorry.
好啊 如果你们这么幸福 Well, if you two are so happy.
那他消失去哪了 Then where did he just disappear to?
他在钻一位女士的下水管 行吗 He's snaking a lady's drain, okay?
好吧 我知道这话听起来啥感觉了 And, yes, I realize how that sounded.
别胡思乱想了 Get your minds out of the color.
好了 蕾切尔 好好玩吧 Okay, Rachel, have fun.
小丑可可会给你任何你想要的动物气球 Coco the clown will make you any balloon animal you want.
我觉得我应该在这里待会儿 Uh, you know, maybe I should stay for a little while.
拜托 我会照看他们的 Oh, come on. I'm watching them.
所有事都在我掌控之下 I've got everything under control.
你会在这儿吗 Will you be here?
你能相信吗 Could you believe her?
我是个好妈妈 不是吗 I'm a good mom, aren't I?
大家都信任我 People trust me.
我可是把孩子带来了 Hey, I brought my kid, didn't I?
对 你带了 Yes, you did.
但是 你留下不走 But wait. You're staying.
我去拿点喝的 I'll get us drinks.
宝贝儿 怎么了 Hi, sweetie. What's the matter?
玩得不开心吗 Aren't you having a good time
那人要把猴子带走 The man is putting the monkey away.
他说猴子已经累得没法表演了 He said he was too tired to play anymore.
那可不行 0h, I don't think so.
那猴子得表演到4点 That ape is on the clock until four.
嘿 什么情况 Hey! What gives?
抱歉 菲比斯先生昨天演了两场 Sorry. Mr.Fibbs did two shows yesterday.
它得睡会儿 He needs a nap.
没戏 我付了两小时的钱 No way. I paid for two hours of monkey.
它就得演两场 I want two hours of monkey.
让他走吧 我可以一个人表演 Let him go. I can do the gig alone.
不是想冒犯你 coco No offense, Coco,
这场派对得成为史无前例的最佳派对 But I need this to be the greatest party ever,
可你的表演并没有让孩子们高兴地尖叫 And your act isn't exactly zingin' the kids.
你另外那孩子的派对我可超受欢迎 Hey, I killed at your other kid's party.
那些都是3岁的孩子 Those kids were 3!
这些已经7岁了 是大孩子了 These are 7-year-olds! The big time!
动物气球唬不了他们 Crappy balloon animals ain't gonna cut it!
这儿需要猴子 We need the monkey!
女士 它累了 Lady, he's tired.
那就让它喝点香蕉味儿的咖啡 Well, then give him some banana-flavored coffee.
你要是搞砸了 我发誓 You screw me on this, and I swear,
fibbs不可能再到这镇上表演 Fibbs will never work in this town again.
进来 Come in.
您需要个灯泡是吗 You called for a lightbulb?
床头灯坏了 The bedside lamp.
我看你一小时前就来了 I saw you pull in an hour ago.
你那位绅士朋友放你鸽子了吗 Your gentleman friend stand you up?
抱歉让你失望了 Sorry to disappoint you
他刚打过电话 他正赶过来 But he just called. He's on his way
不错嘛 Hmm. that's nice.
等你你看完了杂志 Well, if you finish your magazine
床头柜上有本圣经 There's a bible in the nightstand.
跟我说说吧 Tell me something.
他曾经出轨过 Did he cheat on you just once
还是他一直有外遇 Or did he do it all the time?
谁 Who?
我只是好奇是什么让一个女人 I've been wondering what makes a woman
轻率地对有外遇的人品头论足 So quick to judge anyone who has an affair
我想我明白了 And I think I know.
你丈夫对你不忠 是吗 Your husband cheated on you, didn't he?
我丈夫... My husband...
是我认识的最好的男人 Was the best man that I ever knew.
但是一个好男人 But a good man
对我来说还不够好 Wasn't good enough for me.
我曾经和你一样 I was like you.
我想要寻开心 寻刺激 I wanted fun, excitement,
所以我找了一个男朋友 So I found myself a boyfriend.
非常帅 很性感 Good-looking guy. Sexy.
我们在一起快活极了 And we had ourselves a real good time.
你现在很快活吧 女士 You having a good time, lady?
是的 Yes, I am.
在结束前好好享受吧 Enjoy it while it lasts.
我的快活没持续多久 It didn't last long for me.
等一切都结束了 And when it was done,
我既失去了丈夫 也失去了男友 I had no husband and no boyfriend.
所以我现在要做清洁工 So now I'm cleaning rooms.
每天我都碰见 Every day, I see women in here
想我过去一样傻的女人 acting just as stupid as I was
我从没跟她们说过什么 I don't say a word to them.
我只是鄙视她们 I just give them a look.
我... Well, I'm...
为你的外遇结局悲惨感到遗憾 Sorry your affair ended so badly.
但这并不意味着我会重蹈你的覆辙 But that doesn't mean that mine will.
你看上去是个好女人 You seem like a nice lady.
你曾有过负罪感么 Don't you ever feel guilty?
没有 No.
有过 行了吧 Yes, all right?
我分分秒秒都有负罪感 Yes, I feel guilty all the time.
你不知道每当我回到家那种感觉多差 You don't know what it's like when I come home,
我丈夫在门口迎接我 And my husband's at the door
眼神里充满爱意 充满... And there's such love in his eyes, such...
希望 Hope.
我只想摇醒他 告诉他 醒醒吧 And I wanna shake him and say, "Stop it.
别再爱我了 我不值得你爱 Stop loving me. I'm not worth it anymore."
你依旧希望值得他的爱么 Don't you want to be worth it again?
亲爱的 真是抱歉 Hi, honey, I'm so sorry.
出什么事了吗 Is there some kind of problem?
没事 先生 No, sir.
只是换个灯泡 Just turning on a light.
你在这儿啊 There you are.
现在是孩子的派对了 Now it's a kids' party.
你还在生劳拉的气吗 Are you still mad about Laura?
这场派对办得相当成功 The party'is a success.
孩子们玩得很开心 the kids are having a great time.
我们尽享美酒 还有什么不顺心的 We're drinkin' margaritas. what's not to likey?
没错 You know what? you're right.
我大获全胜 I won.
劳拉和她高傲的马前卒们 Laura and her stuck-up posse
觉得她们的孩子在我家不安全 Thought her kids weren't safe in my house.
年度最佳时光 让他们今天尽享无余 I've shown them the best time they're gonna have all year.
加布 Um, Gaby?
我知道 他们太吵了 孩子们 大人在讲话呢 I know. they're loud. kids! adults talking!
不 应该是出事了 No, i think that there's a problem.
M.J M.J 怎么回事 M.j.? m.j., what's goin' on?
猴子在杀小丑 the monkey's killing the clown!
我得去拿麻醉枪 I've gotta get my tranquilizer gun.
我告诉过你他需要小睡会儿 I told you he needed a nap!
他都快撑不住了 He was already on edge,
那该死的小丑还在他面前戳爆了气球 And then that damn clown popped a balloon in his face!
劳拉 我一刻都没离开过 Laura, I was here every minute!
是他们给我送来的杀人猴 这不怪我 It's not my fault they sent us a homicidal monkey!
况且最重要的是孩子们玩得很开心 W--and the important part is the kids had a good time
他们一定会永生难忘 And created lifelong memories.
你忘了拿糖果袋啦 Hey, you forgot your goody bag!
我还是不明白你为什么解雇罗伊 So i still don't get why you fired Roy.
他正要安置鸟屋 I mean, he was putting the birdhouse
安在你想安的地方 对吗 Where you wanted it, right?
不是因为这事 他说我俩阴盛阳衰 It's not about that. he said i emasculate you.
-他是这么说的吗 -反正是这个意思 - He said that? - well, not in those words.
他用了些更丰富的词藻加以类比 He went with a more colorful nutcracking analogy.
-他很有意思 -他才没有意思 - He is funny. - he is not funny!
这只是个好机会 And this would be a really good place
让你愤然跳起告诉我 我没那么强势 For you to jump in and tell me i'm not a castrating bitch.
我当然会 你先把那把刀放下 Sure. just put down the knife first.
我们竟然没因为这玩笑而笑起来 Wow. we are not laughing at this at all, huh?
拜托 亲爱的 No! oh, come on, babe.
我们很默契 你心里有数的 We're great. you know that.
何必在意他的想法 what do you care what he thinks?
我才不在乎 他对我评头论足才让我生气 I don't care. it's just-- it bugs me that he's judging me.
你拿那个干什么 What are you doing with that? i
我想我们该烤鸡了 thought i'd barbeque this chicken.
快到饭点了 那鸡还没解冻 Mm. it's almost dinnertime, and that's still frozen.
从车库拿点汉堡来吧 Just get some burgers from the garage.
你说了算 You got it.
罗伊 能和你谈谈吗 Hey, Roy. can i talk to you?
当然可以 朋友 喝一罐放松一下 Sure thing, pally. here. take a load off.
如果你是来谈我和你妻子吵架的事 If it's about me getting into it with your wife, though,
我不得不先打断你 先说声道歉 I have to stop you first and say i'm sorry.
谢谢 Well, thanks.
我知道时代变了 I mean, i know times have changed,
可男人终究还是男人 But a man's still a man,
你理应让你的妻子尊重你 And you deserve to have your wife respect you.
她很尊重我 罗伊 She respects me plenty, Roy.
这么说吧 Here's the thing
你得了解勒奈特这人 You gotta understand about Lynette.
她从小跟着父亲长大 She grew up without her dad.
她妈是个酒鬼 her mom was a drinker.
所以她不得不对所有人负起责任 So she had to be responsible for everyone.
对 的确不容易 Yeah, well, that's rough.
对 Yeah.
她打从心底里害怕 It left her with this constant fear
一切会突然支离破碎 That everything could suddenly fall apart.
所以她才需要掌控一切 And that's why she needs to control everything.
当然她没这能耐 Of course, she can't.
没人能掌控一切 Nobody can.
可是 But...
她可以控制我 She can control me...
在我允许的条件下 If i let her.
所以我由着她 So i do...
因为这样她才有安全感 Because it makes her feel safe.
那也是我作为她丈夫的职责所在 And that is my job as her husband...
让她充满完全感 To make her feel safe.
你是个好男人 斯加沃 You're a good man, scavo.
我在努力 I try.
请允许我先走一步 Now... if you'll excuse me,
我还得去拿汉堡 I have hamburger to fetch.
别自责了 结果没那么糟 Stop beating yourself up. it wasn't that bad.
卡洛斯 猴子追杀小丑未遂 Carlos, a monkey almost killed a clown.
这是对于儿童派对失败的定义 That is the definition of a bad children's party.
伙计 Man.
劳拉说的对 我是个不称职的母亲 Laura's right. i'm a terrible mom.
过来 Hey. come here.
听着 Look...
我不是个育儿专家 I am no expert at raising children.
我只知道 All i know is,
当所有孩子都叫嚣着跑去找妈妈时 When all those other kids ran screaming to their moms,
胡安妮塔跳进了蹦床房 Juanita jumped in the bouncy house
然后拉上了拉链 西利娅却在装死 And zipped it up, and Celia played dead.
那才叫聪明 Those girls are smart.
对 她们跑得够快 对吧 Yeah. they were quick on their feet, weren't they?
要不是你对她们倾注了心血 Which they wouldn't be
她们不可能像现在这样出色 If you'd been hovering all over 'em their whole lives.
她们学会了独立 足智多谋 They have learned to be independent and resourceful,
那都多亏了你的疏忽大意 And that is thanks to your negligence.
说得真好 Mmm. so sweet.
弄坏的最好别是那个优质手提箱 That better not be the good suitcase!
妈 Mom!
朱莉 Julie?
朱莉 Julie?!
亲爱的 Sweetie?
叫麦克来 Get Mike!
他在工作 出什么事了 He's on a job. what's going on?
有人在外面 somebody is outside.
天呐 那是什么东西 Oh, my god. what is that?!
-是把枪 -你从哪里弄来的 - It's a gun. - where did you get that?!
给我 你想什么呢 Give that to me. what are you thinking?
枪里有子弹 是吧 It's loaded, right?
我有枪 I have a gun!
我已经报警了 他们马上就赶过来 I've called the police! they'll be here any minute!
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凯瑟琳 Katherine?
你射杀我 You shot me!
天呐 凯瑟琳 枪走火了 Oh, my god! katherine, the gun just went off!
你没事吧 你想杀我 Are you all right? you tried to kill me!
好吧 我只是击中了你 Okay, i just shot you.
别给我乱扣罪名 let's not be throwing accusations around.
看起来只是肩膀擦伤 基本没流血 it looks like it just at shouder There's hardly any blood.
-发生了什么事 -苏珊冲我开了枪 快报警 - What happened? - Susan shot me! call the police!
我告诉过你她会反击 I told you she was gonna snap.
-总有可怜人 -这只是场意外 - It's always the pretty ones.- It was an accident.
鲍勃 我想雇你当我的律师 Bob, i want you to be my lawyer.
不 不 我先预约他的 no, no, i called Bob to be my lawyer.
我听到了枪声 We heard a gun go off.
-苏珊冲我开枪 -苏珊 - Susan shot me! - Susan!
我当时不知道是她 I didn't know it was her.
你在我家门口鬼鬼祟祟干什么 What were you doing sneaking around my house?
我只是在做社区巡逻 I was on neighbour watch.
你都没有接到任务分配 You didn't have an assigned shift.
汤姆·加沃斯得学习 他让我顶替他 Tom Scavo had to study. he asked me to fill in.
那你也得先和我商量 Well... you should've checked with me.
你射我的时候 我正要和你商量 That's what i was trying to do when you shot me!
好吧 各位 冷静一下 Ow! all right, all right. everybody, just calm down.
我去叫救护车来 I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
或许我们得在其他人受伤前卸掉子弹 Perhaps we'd unload this before someone else gets hurt.
布里 亲爱的 Bree, dear?
苏珊刚射中了凯瑟琳·梅菲尔 Susan just shot katherine mayfair.
什么 What?
她没事 可她被气疯了 She's okay, but she's--she's freaked out.
我不知道苏珊有枪 Huh. i never pegged susan as a gun owner.
糟了 Oh, crap.
那是我们家的枪 是我给朱莉的 It's our gun. i gave it to julie.
什么 为什么给她 What? why?
她受了惊吓 需要保护 She was sacred. she wanted protection.
那支枪是用我们的真名登记的 That gun is under our real name!
如果他们追查到我们 If they trace that back to us--
我们不能让事态如此发展 Well, we are not going to let that happen.
你会为此蹲大牢的 You're going to jail for this.
所有人都听到你在会上威胁我 Everyone heard you you--aah! threaten me at that meeting.
我有目击证人 I have witnesses.
省省吧 如果我要杀你 Oh, please. if i were gonna kill you,
就不会在自家门前院里下手 I wouldn't do it in my own front yard.
我会溜进你家 I'd sneak into your house and shoot you
趁你熟睡时把你给毙了 While you were asleep.
我才不会这么做 Not that i would ever do that.
凯瑟琳 你去哪里 Katherine, where are you going?
回家报警 Home, to call the police.
凯瑟琳 救护车快到了 Hey, katherine, the ambulance is on its way.
可我带来了急救包 But i brought a first aid kit.
何不让我先帮你清理完伤口 你再报警 Why don't you let me clean you up, and then you can call?
让它去 Just leave it!
把电话递给我 我要报警 Hand me the phone. i wanna call the police. uh...
愚蠢之举 凯瑟琳 Mm. dumb move, katherine.
你说什么 What?
听我说 Listen to me.
你和麦克 我也看见了 You and Mike... i see it, too.
他看着你的眼神 Those looks he gives you?
充满了痴迷的目光 He's still crazy about you.
我就知道 I know!
所以你得动动脑子 你想报警 So... use your head. you wanna call the police
然后让孩子他妈被送进监狱吗 And have the mother of his kid carted off to jail?
别傻了 选择光明正道吧 Don't be stupid. high road all the way.
好主意 That's a good point.
除此之外 你可以肩上绑着绷带 and besides, you walk around
到处走几天 With a bandage on your shoulder for a few days--
别人把她当作恶魔 She looks like a monster,
而你就成了圣人 And you come off looking like a saint.
你们怎么样 So how we doin' here?
很好 I'm fine!
对 Yeah.
我看我们不需要叫救护车了 I don't think we need that ambulance anymore. hmm?
-我是否要蹲大牢了 -不用 她不准备上报 - So am i going to jail? - Nah. she's not calling anybody.
只是情绪有些激动 可我们谈过了 She's a little worked up, but we talked.
会没事的 It's gonna be okay.
那好吧 Okay, then.
对身边人评头论足 是我们的天性使然 It is in our nature to judge the people around us.
如果他们无视我们的意愿 If they ignore our wishes,
我们相信 是他们失之在礼 We believe they are disrespectful.
如果他们不照看年幼的孩子 If they don't watch their children,
我们推断 他们不够称职 We conclude they are unfit parents.
如果我们发现他们偷吃 If we catch them cheating,
我们知道 其中有隐情 We assume we know their reasons.
可我们最终稍作停顿 But what happens when we finally stop for a moment
对自己的生活扪心自问时 To judge our own lives?
回首过去 It can be painful
面对往日 可能痛苦万分 To step back and see what we've been doing...
而更令人痛苦的是 我们意识到 And even more painful to realize
我们并没有 We have no intention
悔过之意 Of stopping.