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老朋友之间发生了矛盾 Old friends fought.
你明知道朱莉出了问题 You knew that Julie was in trouble,
但是你选择不来告诉我 and you chose not to come to me.
新情人向大家隐藏了真相 New lovers lie.
你在哪找到的 布里 我猜是她买的 Where did you get it, Bree? She bought it? I'm assuming.
是的 在珍珠大道上的家小古董店 对不起 我们只卖旧家具 Uh, yes, at that little antique store down on Pearl street. Sorry. We sell furniture.
她肯定是在其它地方买的 She must have gotten it somewhere else.
怀疑之心懵懵而生 但你确定凯特琳 And suspicion was born. Do you know where Katherine was
在朱莉被袭那晚在哪吗 the night that Julie was attacked?
朱莉·梅尔最近总是辗转难眠 Julie Mayer was having trouble sleeping.
每当她闭上眼睛 You see, every time she closed her eyes,
就会梦到她的一位邻居 she dreamt of her neighbor.
他们是在朱莉给他的儿子做家教时认识的 They met when she came to tutor his son.
不久之后 一次露天咖啡店的偶遇 Later, a chance encounter at a café
让他们畅谈了几个小时 led to hours of conversation.
他邀请她再次见面 He asked to see her again...
再一次 And again...
又再一次 And again.
接下来朱莉知道的 And the next thing Julie knew,
就是她在跟一位已婚男人偷情 she was having an affair with a married man.
不过 在一次侥幸脱险后 But then, after a close call,
她终于醒悟了 she came to her senses
并告诉这男人 一切都结束了 and told the man it was over.
对朱莉来说 不幸的是 Unfortunately for Julie,
有些男人无法接受对方说"不" some men can't take "no" for an answer.
我能进来吗 Can I come in?
怎么 就这样了吗 这对你来说就这么容易吗 What, that's it? It's that simple to you?
你得马上离开 别这样 我们谈谈 You have to leave now. Come on. Let's just talk about this.
没什么好谈的 你走吧 There is nothing to talk about! Just go!
怎么会没有 拜托 跟我谈谈 好吗 Yes, there is! Just come on. Talk to me! Huh?
勒奈特 你好 Lynette. Hi.
你怎么来了 What's up?
我只是把你妈妈在佩妮买的糖送过来 I'm just dropping off that band candy your mom bought from penny.
没事吧 Everything okay?
没事 一切都很好 Yeah., everything's fine.
伯伦先生正准备走了 对吗 Um... Mr. Bolen was just leaving. Right?
是 我想是的 你好 勒奈特 Yeah, I guess I was. Hey, Lynette.
你好 尼克 Hey, Nick.
怎么回事 What was that about?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我不是想打听你的隐私 只是 Well, I don't mean to pry. It's just...
我上来敲门的时候 听见你们在争执 When I was walking up, I heard you two arguing.
他就是那个人 He's the guy.
哪个人 The guy?
那个...我跟他偷情的男人 The guy I was... Having the affair with.
不 不可能 No. No!
-你告诉我干嘛 -你问了啊 Why did you tell me this?! You asked.
为什么不撒谎 Why not lie?
我当时上班要迟了 你说什么我都会信的 I'm late for work. I would've bought anything.
别激动 已经结束了 Look, don't freak out. It's over.
对我来说可没结束 我得告诉你妈妈 Not for me. Now I have to tell your mom!
不 不行 我当时没跟她说你可能怀孕了 她都抓狂了 No, you don't. She was pissed when I didn't tell her you might be pregnant.
如果这也不告诉她 我就死定了 别这样 勒奈特 If I don't tell her about this, I'm dead. Come on, Lynette.
我是说真的 I am serious!
她已经开枪打伤了凯特琳 她现在就像只出笼的老虎 She already shot Katherine. Now she's got a taste for blood.
没有理由要让她知道任何事 There's no reason to tell her anything.
我几星期前就跟他一刀两断了 那他刚才怎么会在这里 I broke it off weeks ago. Then why was he here?
他想让我跟他复合 He wants me to take him back.
威胁他说要告诉他老婆 Threaten to tell his wife.
他不在乎 他说他爱我 He doesn't care. He says he loves me.
宝贝 你很聪明 你该知道这是谎话 Oh, honey, you're smart enough to know that that's a lie.
不是吗 Right?
我一直努力的想忘掉他 I keep trying to get over him,
但他又过来跟我说些有的没的 but then he comes over here and he says all this stuff,
我...我只是很混乱 and I-I just get so confused.
听我说 Listen to me.
我会处理这件事的 I will handle this.
真的吗 Really?
你...你不会告诉我妈妈吧 And you... you won't tell my mom?
是 我不会 No, I won't.
谢谢你 Thank you.
那晚 是这么多星期来的第一次 That night, for the first time in weeks,
朱莉·梅尔能踏实的睡下了 Julie Mayer would sleep well.
不幸的是 Unfortunately,
勒奈特·斯加沃无法入眠了 Lynette Scavo would not.
《美景镇家庭教育丛书》 "The Fairview homeschooling workbook"
是一本帮助家长教育自己的孩子的书 was created to help parents teach their children.
这本书色彩绚丽 It's colorful,
寓教于乐 very entertaining,
充满挑战 a bit challenging
当然 还保证了趣味教学 and guaranteed to make teaching fun.
捡起来 不然我打得你这周才能醒过来 Pick that up, or I will knock you into next week!
我讨厌学分数 I hate fractions!
我不管 你还是得学 I don't care! You still have to learn them!
为什么 分数很无聊 Why? Fractions are boring!
好 好吧 Okay. Fine.
我来把分数弄得有趣点 Let me make it more interesting for you.
假如我把你最爱的杜丽特尔夫人 Say I take Mrs. Doolittle... You favorite doll...
切成三块 把三分之一埋在前院 And I chop her into thirds. I Bury one third in the yard.
把三分之一放进垃圾处理机 I put another third down the garbage disposal.
杜丽特尔夫人还剩多少 How much of Mrs. Doolittle do you have left?
你不会伤害她的 对吗 You're not gonna hurt her, are you?
这取决于你怎么回答这个问题 It depends on how you answer the question!
加布 我能跟你谈谈吗 Gaby! Can I see you for a sec?
-到底怎么回事 -我在教她数学 What is going on? I'm teaching math.
通过用她的玩具来威胁她 By threatening her toys?
可能是我这个老师当得有点累了 好吗 Well, maybe teacher's a little tired, okay?
当她老师不是我唯一的工作 It's not the only thing I have to do around here.
我还要做饭 还要打扫 好吧 我听懂了 I also have to cook and clean. Okay, I hear you.
让你一个人承担对你是有些不公平 It isn't fair that all this falls on you.
-我会给你些帮助的 -谢谢 I'll get you some help. Thank you.
我们雇一个管家好了 什么 不 不 我宁愿要一个家庭教师 We'll get a housekeeper. What? No, no, no, I'd rather have a tutor.
你宁愿刷马桶也不愿意教你的女儿 You'd rather scrubs toilets than teach your daughter?
起码马桶不会跟我回嘴 Well, at least the toilets won't talk back.
加布 胡安妮塔刚离开了她的学校和朋友们 Gaby, she just had to leave her school and all her friends.
现在她妈妈又要抛弃她 And now her mother's gonna abandon her
-把她留给一位陌生人吗 我可不同意 -可是 and leave her with some stranger? I don't think so. No, but...
没有可是 胡安妮塔现在需要你 你必须得做下去 No "but" s. Juanita needs you right now. You're doing this.
不用担心 你的洋娃娃没事 Don't worry. Your doll's safe.
如果我要把什么东西切掉 If I'm gonna chop anything off,
我也会切你爸爸的东西 it's gonna be something of your daddy's!
所以你是说 你连跟她谈谈都不行吗 So you're saying you won't even talk to her?
我们已经给梅菲尔夫人录过笔录了 No, we already interviewed Mrs. Mayfair.
那是当你以为 是丹尼·伯伦袭击了朱莉的时候 That's when you thought Danny Bolen had attacked Julie.
你把她当成了目击证人 You treated her like a witness.
现在你得把她当成嫌犯对待 Now you need to treat her like a suspect.
听着小姐 我们不是要无视你这个案子 Look, miss, we're not trying to dismiss your concerns,
但是女性是不会犯下这类型的案子的 but women don't commit this kind of crime.
她们倾向于不跟受害者 They tend to keep at a physical remove
进行身体接触 from their victims...
开车撞人 下毒 Vehicular assaults, poison.
或许凯特琳是为了出其不意 Well, maybe Katherine was thinking outside the box.
-你有蛋奶酱吗 -有 Hey, did you get any Mayo? Yeah.
听着 我以前也很犹豫 但她确实有动机 Look, I was skeptical, too, but she does have a motive.
-她恨苏珊 - 这个是袭击苏珊的动机 She hates Susan. Well, that's a motive to attack her.
或许凯特琳看见朱莉拿垃圾出去 Well, maybe Katherine saw Julie taking out the garbage
以为那是我 and thought it was me.
她把你看成了二十三岁 She mistook you for a 23-year-old?
对不起 德尔非诺夫人 但 I'm sorry, Mrs. Delfino, but, uh,
除非你有确凿的证据 unless you've got actual evidence,
不然我们仍将假设这是一起偶发事件 we're gonna keep assuming that this is a random incident...
而且你的女儿并无大碍 One that your daughter thankfully survived.
见鬼 他们忘了给我放酸黄瓜了 Damn it! They forgot the pickle!
这家店到底怎么回事 What is with this place?
这里到底有没有人能理解 Is there anyone here that understands
女人也可能成为精神病杀手的 a woman can be a psycho killer, too?
也许我能帮忙 要我来接这个案子吗 Ah, maybe I can help. Hmm? You want me to take this one?
接吧 Have at it.
太感谢你了 Thank you so much.
不如我先看看你案子的资料吧 So how about I, uh, take a look at your file?
我明天来拜访你 I will swing by tomorrow,
-给你做份详细的笔录 -太好了 and I'll get your statement then. Great.
好吧 很高兴知道在这警局还有人 能把正义放在酸黄瓜前面 Well... It is nice to know that someone cares about justice more than pickles.
走吧 麦克 Come on, Mike.
你确定要接这个案子吗 Are you sure you want this case?
我这还有一个连环杀手的案子可能更有趣 'Cause I've got a serial killer here that might be more fun.
不用了 我跟她可是老相识了 Nah, she and I go way back.
她现在不记得我了 可她会记起来的 Mm-hmm. She doesn't remember me now, but she will.
我真希望你没答应过我们要去 I wish you hadn't committed us to this.
为什么 他们是我们的邻居 Why? They're our neighbors,
而且他们几周前就一直在邀请我们了 and they've been asking us for weeks.
我不喜欢安吉·伯伦 她太尖锐了 I'm not a fan of Angie Bolen. She can be very forward.
我喜欢她 她很质朴 对人又很热心 I like her. She's earthy, takes a real interest in people.
对 上周她问我衣服的价钱 Yes. Last week, she asked me how much my dress cost
还问我有没有去探望我的姑姑 and did I still get visits from my aunt flo.
我想这是在委婉地说... Well, I believe that's a euphemism for...
我知道是什么意思 I know what it means.
话说回来 我今天去了那家古董店 By the way, I stopped by that antique store today...
就是你说你买胸针的那家 The one where you said you bought that brooch.
我想既然你把你的给了苏珊 Oh? Yeah, I thought I'd get you a replacement
我就该再给你买个替代品 since you gave yours to Susan.
但店主说他们那里不卖首饰 But the owner said they don't sell jewelry there.
只卖家具 Just furniture.
这就怪了 Well, that's odd.
我肯定是把那家店 I must've confused that store
和枫树街的那家弄混了 with the jewelry shop on maple street.
对 我想起来了 我就是在那里买的 Yes, I remember now. That's where I bought it.
看看谁来了 Hey, look who's here!
天啊 还有菜啊 My goodness. Another course?
我祖母邦贝利常说 Well, my grandma bombelli always said,
"如果男人还没松开腰带 晚餐就还没结束" "if the men can still button their pants, dinner ain't over yet."
是她的酒烩肉卷太好吃了吗 还是怎么了 Mmm. Is her braciole amazing or what?
我不得不承认 我以前从未尝过这个 I have to admit, I've never had this before.
确实非常可口 And it is quite tasty.
谢谢 亲爱的 等等 Aw, thanks, hon. Hang on a sec.
你可不想弄脏这漂亮的衬衣吧 You don't want to stain that gorgeous blouse.
其实我吃东西的时候会很注意的 Ahem. I'm actually a very neat eater.
要是尼克开始卷他的意大利面 Oh, hey, when Nick here starts twirlin' his pasta,
没人能保证不被溅到 nobody's safe.
我之前就这样被一个肉丸误伤过 I did get some friendly fire from a meatball earlier.
很高兴我们终于坐在了一起 Yeah, I'm glad we're finally doing this.
你们两个很难请啊 我们一直都非常忙 You two are hard to pin down. Well, we've been incredibly busy.
我想也是 尤其是凯瑟琳精神失常后 Oh, I'll bet, especially since Katherine wigged out
你还得身兼两职 知道吗 如果你需要有人来替你照顾她 and you had to give her the boot. You know, if you need someone to replace her,
安吉可比很多人都适合 you could a lot worse than Angie.
是吗 Oh?
她的祖母邦贝利拥有意大利移民区最好的餐厅 Yeah, her grandma bombelli had the best restaurant in little Italy,
她把她会的都教给了安吉 taught Angie everything she knew.
我是说 I mean...
如果你需要帮忙的话 If you're lookin' for help.
如果你做的菜都这么好 Well, if your food is all this good...
我们 不需要请人 We're... not hiring.
抱歉 Sorry.
没关系 说说而已 Okay. It's just a thought.
你确定吗 布里 You sure, Bree?
她说了不 She said no.
不 我是说 你不知道自己损失了什么 No, I'm just sayin'... you don't know what you're missin'.
尼克 她经验丰富 她知道自己损失了什么 Nick, she's had four courses. She knows what she's missing.
现在闭嘴吧 别冲我吼 我只是想帮忙 Now zip it. Don't bite my head off. I'm just tryin' to help.
所以就让我们的客人难堪吗 What, by embarrassing our guests?
别管他 好吧 Just ignore him, okay?
替她煮菜是你的主意 It was your idea to cook for her.
谢谢 现在他们就会认为 Thank you! Now they're gonna think
我不会为任何人煮菜除非我有自己店 that I don't cook for people unless I have an angle.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
现在看看他们 他们都希望自己没来 Now look at them. They're wishin' they hadn't come.
-不 我们过得很愉快 -不 我们很高兴能来 No! We're having a lovely time. No! We're thrilled to be here!
很好 现在你又让我们的客人说谎 Perfect! Now you're makin' our guests lie.
我去搅拌酱汁 I'm gonna go stir the sauce.
我去拿些酒来 I'll get more wine.
我们会需要的 We're gonna need it.
只是好奇问一下 还有几道菜啊 Uh, just curious, how many more courses?
三道 Three.
奥森 我从没想过会再次跟你说这句话 Orson, I never thought I'd say this to you again,
但求你 松开你的腰带吧 but please... Unbutton your pants.
好吧 Okay.
如果你有半棵白菜 If you have half a cabbage,
别人又给了你四分之一棵白菜 and someone gives you a quarter cabbage,
那你有多少白菜 how much cabbage do you have?
没有 因为我讨厌白菜 而且我也不会吃的 None, because I hate cabbages and I wouldn't take 'em.
好吧 那就气球 Fine. They're balloons.
根本就没有半个气球这回事 There's no such thing as half a balloon.
但有一半零用钱这回事 Well, there is a such thing as half an allowance,
如果你专心就只能得到那么多 which is what you're gonna get if you don't start to focus.
为什么我不能直接用计算器 Why can't I just use a calculator?
因为你得学会怎样计算 'Cause you have to know this stuff.
否则你以后就只能替别人洗厕所了 If not, you're gonna end up scrubbing other people's toilets!
抱歉 Sorry.
听着 如果你做完这一页 我们就去吃冰淇淋 Look, if you finish this page, we'll go get some ice cream.
-怎么样 -我不跟和你一起吃雪糕 How's that sound? I don't want to have ice cream with you.
我要去透一下气 I'm gonna get some air.
你能看着不让她离开桌子吗 Will you make sure she doesn't move from the table?
这个叫什么来着 What do you call this again?
摩丝鹅肝 Uh, foie gras mousse.
味道很清雅 Mmm. Tastes so elegant.
你不觉得这很清雅吗 Don't you think it's elegant?
还可以 It's okay.
你想尝尝别的吗 维塔勒先生 Weld you like to sample something else, Mr. Vitale?
来点鲑鱼面包丁或者红酒烩鸡怎么样 Some salmon en croute or perhaps some coq au vin?
有我能说出名字的吗 Got anything I can pronounce?
你不需要说出它的名字 You don't need to pronounce it.
你只需要不弄脏你的上衣 You just gotta wipe it off your shirt.
要是你想把旁边碟子的鲑鱼搞定 继续吧 You wanna end up on a plate next to the salmon, keep it up.
很抱歉我们浪费了你的时间 I-I'm sorry we wasted your time.
我丈夫不了解清雅的食物 他是个莽夫 My husband doesn't understand elegant food. He's an ignoramus.
这个莽夫正为你 Hey, this ignoramus is throwing you
举办一个500人的结婚纪念派对 an anniversary party for 500 people.
你说500人 500, you say?
我们坐下来研究一个方案吧 Let's, um, sit down and figure something out
因为我很愿意筹办这派对 because I would really love to cater this party.
你看起来是位不错的女士 Look, you seem like a nice lady.
只是我们的客人都来自布朗克斯[纽约北部区] It's just that our guests are comin' in from the Bronx.
他们都不了解那些不实际的食物 They don't know from fancy food.
他们都是吃辣椒香肠的人 对不起 It's more of a sausage and peppers crowd. I'm sorry.
我可以做酒烩肉卷 I could make you braciole.
你会做酒烩肉卷 You can do braciole?
会 还有 Yes, and, uh...
汤团和意大利饺子 还有意大利面沙司 Gnocchi and tortelloni and, uh, lasagne verde.
但你的菜单上没这些菜 But none of that stuff's on your menu.
因为那些都是 我祖母邦贝利的 That's because they're family recipes
家庭食谱 from... My grandmother bombelli.
你是意大利人 看起来不像 You're Italian? You don't look it.
我祖父是爱尔兰人 Papa was Irish.
我的头发可能是遗传我父辈那边的 I may get my hair from the o'Rourke side,
但我的口味 but my stomach...
都是邦贝利式的 She's all bombelli.
如果你们把这工作给我 If you give me this job,
我会用燉馬肉把你们的人 I will feed your family my stracotto
撑得系不上腰带 till the men can't button their pants.
这才是我们要找的 你被聘请了 Now that's what we're lookin' for. You're hired.
感觉好多了 Ahh! I feel better.
好吧 我们继续来 All right, let's get back to it.
等等 你居然都做对了 Hold it. You got all these problems right?
你作弊了 是吧 从实招来 You cheated, didn't you? Confess!
没有 伊万娜教我的 No, Ivana helped me.
-伊万娜是谁 -是我 - Who's Ivana? - That's me.
你把这水桶和抹布给我的时候我们见过 We met when you handed me this bucket and rag.
对 对 Oh. Yeah. Right.
抱歉 你教她的 Sorry. Uh, you helped her?
我告诉她像把分数看成个大巧克力蛋糕 I told her to look at fractions like a big chocolate cake.
底下的数字代表整体 The bottom number is the whole thing,
上面的数字代表分出了多少块 and the top number represents how many slices.
我早该知道蛋糕能搞定她 Well, I should've known cake would make everything come into focus.
数学是我的专长 Math is my specialty.
我在布加勒斯特大学考得了工程博士学位 I have a phd in engineering from the university of Bucharest.
但这在美国的职业市场毫无意义 所以 But it means nothing in the American job market. So...
哇 博士 Wow. A doctor.
不赖嘛 Impressive.
楼上的浴室里有一簇头发塞住了排水管 Oh, the upstairs bathroom has a bunch of hair stuck in the drain.
你能弄一下吗 Can you take care of that?
当然 Sure.
妈妈 后面这页我不明白 给我解释一下 Mom, this next page doesn't make sense. I need help.
博士 Uh... doctor?
我觉得下水道可以待会弄 I'm thinking that drain can wait.
-尼克 -勒奈特 来得正好 Nick... Hey, Lynette! Perfect timing.
我正打算喝酒呢 I was just thinking about busting open a bottle of wine.
实际上 我是来找尼克的 Well, actually, I'm here to talk to Nick.
我很喜欢你们的玫瑰 I was admiring your roses,
希望你可以给我一些这方面的建议 and I was hoping you could give me a few pointers.
亲爱的 你听见了吗 邻居问我们园艺经验呢 Honey, you hear that? People are asking us for gardening tips.
我们是地道的城郊人 We are officially suburban.
那么 想喝酒吗 Oh, so... wine?
-还是你喝吧 -那好吧 Uh... you go ahead. All right.
-不过谢了 - 不客气 Thanks, though. Mm-hmm.
诀窍是... So here's the key...
你得从顺着花蕾往下 You, uh, you cut going away from the bud
-45度的角度来修剪 -我知道你和朱莉的事 at a 45 degree angle... I know about you and Julie.
天哪 你的年纪是她的两倍 For god sakes, you're twice her age.
听着 勒奈特 这不关你的事 没有冒犯的意思 Okay, Lynette, this is none of your business. No offense.
你没冒犯我 None taken.
但你知道谁被冒犯了吗 她爸爸 But you know who might be offended? Her father.
如果卡尔发现的话 他会冲过来 If Karl finds out, he's gonna come over here
从45度角切断你的脖子 and cut your buds off at a 45 degree angle.
-谢谢你的警告 -我是说真的 Yeah, thanks for the warning. I mean it.
如果你还继续骚扰她 你会后悔的 If you don't stop bothering Julie, you will be sorry.
慢慢打理花园吧 等等...别走... Happy gardening. Wait, hang on a second. Hang on. Hang...
朱莉说我在骚扰她吗 Wait, Julie said I was bothering her?
她有没有告诉你她才是始作俑者 Did she also tell you that she started this whole thing?
是她追我的 She came after me.
要知道 凡事都有两面性 All right, there are two sides to every story.
是的 你那一面是已婚的人 Yeah, well, your side is married.
听着 我试着拒绝 Look, I tried to resist.
她说服了我 She just wore me down,
说她从来没有遇见像我这样的人 talking about how she'd never met anybody like me,
她以前从未有过这样的感觉 she never felt this way before.
从我们初次见面她就在攻陷我 She's been jerking me around since the day we met. I don't care! Just leave her alone.
我不管 放过她 Yeah, all right. All right, fine.
是吗 那好... Hey, hey.
如果我发现你把这个告诉别人 If I find out you told anyone about us,
你会后悔的 you're the one who's gonna be sorry.
照我说的 So like I said,
想给玫瑰浇水的话 一星期几次就可以了 you wanna water the roses, you know, a few times a week.
美人草上别放东西 Don't get anything on the foliage.
不然他们会得病的 好吗 That's how they get diseased. All right?
亲爱的 谢谢 Hey, thanks, baby. Mwah.
你还好吧 You okay?
我想我也许知道是谁掐了朱莉的脖子 I think I might know who strangled Julie.
回来的正好 我正在上晚餐呢 Hey, good timing. I'm putting dinner on the table.
我以为管家今天就来工作 I thought the housekeeper was supposed to start today.
她来了 她很棒 She did, and she's fantastic!
她们一家从罗马尼亚逃出来 And her family escaped from Romania
身无分文 with practically nothing.
他们在逃什么 清洁吗 Well, what were they fleeing from, cleanliness?
我不想在她第一天上班就给她太多工作 Well, I-I didn't wanna just throw work at her the first day.
我们得培养一下感情 We needed time to bond.
好吧 那她打算什么时候刷碗呢 Okay, so when does she start bonding with the dishwasher?
爸爸 看我的作业 我会分数了 太棒了 Daddy, look what I did! Fractions! All right!
妈妈教你怎么做分数计算了 So mommy taught you how to do fractions.
妈妈没教 是伊万娜... Mommy didn't. Ivana...
伊万娜抢了我的功劳 Ivana take all the credit myself!
你能相信吗 我付出这么多 Can you believe her? After all the work I've done...
让我教你点文明礼貌吧 Let's go teach you some manners.
我记得最清楚的是 So the best I can figure,
袭击是那晚11:30左右发生的 the attack happened around 11:30 that night.
然后人们看见凯瑟琳 在当天下午离开婚礼的 Now people saw Katherine leaving the wedding in the afternoon,
直到第二天早上 没人见过她 and no one saw her again until the next morning.
所以...你得好好想想 So... you have to wonder.
对不起 但你难道不需要做些记录吗 Um, I'm sorry, but aren't you gonna write some of this down?
你是完全不记得我了 是吧 You totally don't remember me, do you?
啊 老天爷 Oh, my gosh!
是的 对不起 能给我点提示吗 No. Sorry. Uh, can I get a little help?
丹尼斯 丹尼斯.拉佩娜 Denise. Denise lapera.
当然 Of course!
能再给点提示吗 A little more help, please?
美景镇高中 Fairview high.
在帕森斯的英语课上 我就坐在你的后面 I used to sit behind you in Mr. Parsons' English class.
天啊 我真是个白痴 Oh, my god! I am such an idiot!
丹尼斯.拉皮娜 Denise lapeera!
-拉佩娜 -拉佩娜 Lapera. Lapera.
帕森斯先生 Oh! Whoa! Wow! Mr. Parsons.
麻子老师帕森斯 "Pit-stain" Parsons.
天啊 不知道他现在怎样了 Oh, gosh. I wonder what ever happened to him.
其实我几年前拘捕过他 Yeah, I actually arrested him a few years back.
两次 酒后驾车 Twice. Drunk driving.
他有点挑衅 我都不得不用上了电棒 He got a little aggressive. I had to use my taser.
我体内的一部分又在劝我说 "住手 那是对付坏蛋用的" Part of my was like, "zip! And that's for 'beowulf'!"
那时真的很有趣 That's good times.
有趣的日子 Oh, good times.
美好的日子总会眷顾你 是吧 苏珊 And the good times just keep rolling for you, huh, Susan?
我是说 瞧啊 你有一个帅气的老公 I mean, look, you got a handsome husband
两个可爱的孩子 和一个温馨的家庭 and two beautiful children and a lovely home.
那你呢 拉皮娜探员 Oh. Well, how about you, detective lapeera?
-拉佩娜 -是拉佩娜 Lapera. Lapera.
你自己也很不错啊 Uh, I, you know, you have done very well for yourself.
职业上来说 也许是不错 Professionally, maybe.
但我住在我妈的地下室 But I'm living in my mother's basement.
我很抱歉 Oh. I'm sorry.
-是因为离婚了吗 -没结过 Uh, divorced? Never married.
有在约会吗 Dating anyone?
没有 但我前几天打保龄球得了179分 No, but I did bowl a 179 the other night.
而且你还是个探员 And you're a detective.
还是说回到凯瑟琳吧 So back to Katherine.
你还有什么需要知道的吗 Uh, is there, you know, anything else
不用了 that you would need to know? No, I'm good.
我现在过去看看 四处打听一下 I'll just head over there now and nose around
看她是否有不在场证据 and see if she has an alibi.
实际上 丹尼丝 还有件事 Oh, actually, uh, Denise, one more thing.
这是个很小的镇 Um, this is a very tight-knit community,
我担心卡瑟琳如果知道是我 and I'm afraid if Katherine finds out that I'm the one
控告她的话 事情会很难堪的 that accused her of this, things could get ugly.
谁也不想那样 是吧 Aw, we wouldn't want that, would we?
没错 所以你也许可以说 Exactly, so maybe you could just say
是有人匿名举报或者什么的 it was an anonymous tip or something.
-当然 -感激不尽 Sure. Thanks.
-带我向你妈问好 -我跟我妈不说话 Oh, say hi to your mom. Yeah, we don't speak.
看看 多美的礼物啊 Oh, look. What a nice gift.
微薄之礼而已 It's the least I could do to thank you
那次晚餐真的不可思议 for that marvelous dinner.
不 我们还得感谢你能够给我们这个面子 Oh, please, we should be thanking you for not walking out
我和尼克吵嘴时你们没有走出去 也只是一道菜的时间而已 when me and Nick started screaming at each other. Oh, it was just one course.
剩下的时间气氛挺安静的 The rest of the meal was extremely quiet.
天啊 你真是太淑女了 God, you are so tactful.
你可以教我一点这种气质吗 You think you can teach me some of that?
把你身上的率直带走 我可做不到 And take away that earthy charm? I wouldn't think of it.
听着 安吉 我有一个朋友 Listen, Angie, I have this friend
下周会来镇上 我想 coming to town next week, and I would love
给他供应一顿你那样的晚餐 to serve her that dinner you made for us,
如果你不介意分享一下你的菜谱的话 if you don't mind sharing your recipes.
天啊 我很想帮你 但我祖母邦贝利 Oh, gee, I would love to help, but grandma bombelli
从来不准我们与别人分享家族菜谱 was real strict about not sharing the family recipes.
求你了 Oh. Please?
我这个朋友很喜欢意大利菜 This friend just loves good Italian food.
带她去皮科利诺 那里的食物很棒 Take her to piccolino. Their food is good.
我这位朋友 Um... this friend...
自从那场火灾之后 She doesn't really go to restaurants anymore,
就不再去餐厅了 not since the fire.
人们总会盯着她看 People stare, so...
天啊 那太惨了 知道吗 Oh, my god. That's awful. You know what?
我想我奶奶会答应的 稍等 Grandma would want this woman to eat well. Hold on.
好的 这里有汤团的菜谱 还有面条 Okay, we got the gnocchi, lasagne verde,
混沌 酒肉卷 油炸米团 the tortelloni, the braciole, the stracotto, arancini
还有玉米糕 and the polenta cake.
但是 我是在对你例外一次 But... I'm making a big exception here,
所以 保证你不会传播出去啊 so promise you won't go passing these around.
相信我 我会像对待自己的菜谱一样对待它们的 Trust me. I will treat these recipes as if they were my own.
她过去有段时间了 对吧 She has been over there a long time, hasn't she?
这毕业纪念册里没你多少照片啊 Man, are there enough photos of you in this yearbook?
-哇 你还保留着这套啦啦队长服吗 -麦克 Wow. Do you still have this cheerleading outfit? Mike!
我只是想如果你穿上它 I just thought if you put it on,
也许能帮你恢复记忆 it might jog your memory.
你看看丹尼丝的照片可能会想起来 All right. Looking at Denise's photo might do the trick.
在这儿 Hey, here she is. Yikes.
80年代的发式...你们当时怎么想的 Hair in the '80s... What were you girls thinking?
天哪 小麋鹿 Oh, my god. Moose.
的确是涂太多摩丝了(与麋鹿同音) Too much mousse, if you ask me.
不是 我是说麋鹿 那是她当时的外号 No, the animal. That was her nickname.
-天哪 天哪 -怎么了 Oh, god. Oh, god. What's wrong?
这是小麋鹿拉佩娜 This is moose lapera.
她是高中里唯一讨厌我的女孩 She was the only girl that hated me in high school.
为什么 Why?
我貌似是跟贝斯·波特说过 I may have mentioned to Beth Porter
她笑起来像麋鹿 that... she had a laugh like a moose.
是你给她取的外号啊 You gave her the nickname?
不是我 我只是说很像 No, I just made that comparison.
结果贝斯搞得全校同学做这个 Beth is the one that got the entire school to go...
只要她经过 Whenever she walked by.
于是她因此恨上了你 And she hates you because of that?
还有就是 我貌似抢了她的男朋友 Well, and also... I kinda stole her boyfriend.
貌似 "Kind of"?
她整个高三都在爱着马克·马隆 She spent all senior year in love with Mark Malone,
他们大概就约会了一次 and they went on, like, one date,
马克注意到了我 于是甩了她来追我 and Mark noticed me and dumped moose to ask me out.
所以是那男的来追你的 不是你的错 So the guy came after you. Wasn't your fault.
很明显你没当过高中女生 Clearly you were never a high school girl.
小麋鹿确信是我抢了马克 Moose was convinced that I stole Mark from her,
就像现在凯瑟琳确信我...天哪 just like Katherine is convinced that I... oh, my god!
我让她过去见凯瑟琳 I sent her over there.
这简直就是"我恨苏珊"俱乐部开会啊 It's like a meeting of the "I hate Susan" club!
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do?
这都是很久以前的事情了 This was a long time ago.
不会有人怀恨那么久的 Nobody holds a grudge that long.
你可能是对的 过来看 Hey, maybe you're right. Look at this.
她现在可能正在逮捕凯瑟琳 I think she might be arresting Katherine right now.
那是拘捕前的散步 That is a perp walk.
她在跟凯瑟琳进行拘捕前的散步 She is taking Katherine on a perp walk.
看起来更像是拘捕前的拥抱 Looks more like a perp hug.
怎么回事 这...她在干什么 What is going on? What... What is she doing?
她在向我们展示 一个人能怀恨多久 I think she's showing us how long someone can hold a grudge.
胡安妮塔 我在想 Juanita, I was thinking,
等你和伊万娜做完作业以后 after you and Ivana finish your schoolwork,
想跟我一起看场电影吗 would you like to go see a movie with me...
就我们俩 好啊 我们可以吃薄荷糖当晚餐吗 Just the two of us? Cool! Can we have junior mints for dinner?
回家的路上 如果少了你惯例的"糖果呕吐" Wouldn't be a movie if you weren't throwing up candy
看电影就没意义了 on the ride home.
嗨 有什么事吗 Hi. Can I help you?
你好 我是克里斯蒂娜 Hola. I'm Christina.
来自快乐管家 From happy housekeeper?
哦 一定是哪弄错了 Oh! Oh, there must be some mistake.
我们的佣人是伊万娜 Uh, our maid is Ivana.
我要伊万娜 她在哪 - I request Ivana. - Where's Ivana?
我的英语不好 My English not so good.
没关系 这是我们的新清洁工 It's okay. It's our new cleaning lady.
很高兴见到你 Gracias por venir.
请允许我们单独待会 就一会儿 Would you excuse us one moment? UN momento.
你什么意思 新的清洁工 What do you mean, new cleaning lady?
伊万娜哪去了 Where's Ivana?
我打给中介 让他们换个人过来 I called the agency and had them send over someone else.
呃...为什么 Well... Why?
因为伊凡娜太差劲了 Because Ivana sucked,
打扫得也不够一尘不染 and not in that good vacuum sort of way.
嘿 别那么计较 她是罗马尼亚人 Hey, cut her some slack. She's Romanian.
好的 当你被巡警追捕 Okay, when your people are being chased into Argentina
抓到阿根廷的时候 by angry cossacks,
也许光洁的卫生间就不那么重要了 阿根廷? maybe a sparkling toilet isn't that important. Argentina?
你还是只教分数 How about you stick to fractions,
我来教女儿地理怎么样 and I'll teach Juanita geography?
再见 Goodbye.
再见 Gracias.
你能教一个七岁的孩子数学吗 So how do you feel about teaching math to 7-year-olds?
我的英语 My English...
不太好 Not so good.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
开门 开门 Knock, knock!
安吉 你在这儿干什么 Angie, what are you doing here?
哦 你的脆饼真不错 Oh, your shortbread was so good,
我回赠你一炉我自制的饼干 I made you a batch of my pignoli cookies.
你想得真周到 How incredibly thoughtful of you.
我闻到了杂菜汁的味道 Hey, I smell marinara.
你用我的食物招待你朋友么 You cooking my food for your friend?
是的 而且我已经来不及了 所以 Yes, and I am way behind, so...
哦 那让我帮你吧 哇 Oh! Well, let me help you, then! Wow.
你这儿有这么多酱汁 You sure got a lot of sauce here.
还有这么多土豆 Lot of potatoes, too.
这是三个人的分量吗 This is all for three people?
嗯 吃你做的食物 谁不想带点回去啊 Well, with food like yours, who wouldn't want leftovers?
维塔勒的周年聚会-炸丸子 汤团 酒烩肉卷 "Vitale anniversary party... Arancino, gnocchi, braciole."
你为了承办酒会偷我的食谱 You were stealing my recipes for a catering job.
我想上鹅肝酱 顾客执意要意面 I wanted to serve foie gras. The client demanded pasta.
所以你到我这儿 讲了个催人泪下的故事 So you come running to me with some sob story
关于一个只想吃通心粉的火灾幸存者 我承认这有点小人 about a burn victim who can only be healed by manicott'? I admit that was a bit tacky.
我为那女人点了蜡烛 I lit a candle for that woman!
你好好想想 这可是对你大大的肯定啊 If you think about it, it was a huge compliment.
你说的肯定是指 And the compliment is
我的食物能促成你的生意 而我不能 that my food is good enough for your business, but I'm not.
我决不会说你不能胜任 I would never say you weren't good enough.
当然不是你 你那么八面玲珑 Of course you wouldn't. You're tactful.
但你知道吗,我不像你那么八面玲珑 我很直率 But you know what? I'm not, which is why I can say
你是个表里不一又傲慢的婊子 that you're a two-faced, condescending bitch
决不会为我祖母酒烩肉卷的配方 交一分钱 who will never make a nickel off my dead grandma's braciole!
不过好好享受饼干吧 But enjoy the cookies!
-这太荒唐了 -我知道这对你来说很难 That's insane. I know this is hard for you.
这不可能 不可能是尼克 It's impossible. It couldn't have been Nick.
你怎么能肯定呢 当时天已经黑了 How can you be so sure? It was dark.
你告诉警察你看不见袭击你的人 但这说不通 他爱我 You told the police you couldn't see who attacked you. This doesn't make any sense. He loves me.
确实 你跟他分手了 Exactly, and you broke up with him.
宝贝 这是我们必须考虑的因素 Honey, this is something we have to consider.
我不能这么想 好吗 我就是不能 Well, I can't consider it, okay? I just can't.
茱莉 我们看着你长大 Julie... we watched you grow up.
你就像是我们的女儿 You're like a daughter to us.
我们不能坐视不管 We can't stand by and do nothing.
所以你必须告诉警察 So you're gonna talk to the police
无论我说了什么 no matter what I say.
我想我们不得不这么做 I think we have to.
绝不可能是他 It just couldn't be him.
你 你在这儿干嘛 You. What are you doing here?
中介给我这个地址 The agency gave me this address.
求你了 伊凡娜 我需要你回去 Please, Ivana, I need you to come back.
你丈夫跟中介抱怨 说我很不称职 Your husband told the agency that I am a lousy housekeeper.
你从没告诉他我究竟都做了些什么 You never told him what I was really doing.
中介差点把我炒了 你得离开这儿 The agency almost fired me. You have to leave.
哦 不 不 等等 Oh, no, no, no! Wait! Wait!
-我需要你 -胡安妮塔需要你 I need you! Juanita needs you.
你看 她需要你 她明天有考试 Ow! See? She needs you. She has a test tomorrow,
我教她的时候 不是她哭就是我哭 and when I teach her, one of us ends up in tears.
别让我教我的孩子 抱歉 我有地板要擦 Don't make me teach my baby. I'm sorry. I have floors to scrub.
别擦了 伊凡娜 你有天分 Forget scrubbing. Ivana, you have a gift.
应该让全世界知道 就从我女儿开始 Share it with the world, starting with my daughter.
地板怎么办 What about the floor?
你漏了一个污点 You missed a spot.
有时间吗 Got a minute?
现在不是时候 This really isn't a good time.
哦 汤团 Ooh. Gnocchi.
真好吃 Mmm. Tasty.
别恭维我 Don't patronize me.
安吉的汤团轻如空气 我的就像铅球一样重 Angie's are light as air. Mine are like little shot puts.
也许这个能让你振作起来 Well, perhaps this will cheer you up.
我去了枫叶街的珠宝店 I went to that jewelry store on maple
看看我发现了什么 and look what I found.
-喜欢吗 -我说了 现在没时间说这些 You like it? I told you, I don't have time for this.
真奇怪 我向他们问起之前那枚胸章 You know, it's odd. I asked them about the first brooch,
可他们说 天哪 奥森 别说了行不行 but they said... oh, for god sakes, Orson, would you just stop it?!
我说过无数次了 我想离婚 I have told you again and again I want a divorce.
你以为用些小装饰品就能让我改变主意吗 Do you think you can change my mind with trinkets?
我不想要珠宝 不想要故作浪漫的姿态 I don't want jewelry. I don't want romantic gestures.
我想解脱 现在请你让我单独呆一会行吗 I want out! Now would you please leave me alone?
苍天啊 再不走我要拿东西砸你了 Or for god sakes, I swear I'll throw something at you!
别用那些面团砸就行了 Just not one of the gnocchi.
那些东西能把人眼睛砸出来 Those things could put a man's eye out.
抱歉我回来晚了 Sorry I'm late!
我在少量购物通道 遇见了几个怪老头 I had to take down some geezer in the ten items or less line.
伊万娜 你恐怕得在 卡洛斯回来前先... Ivana, you should probably split before Carlos gets ho... oh, my!
没错 我提前下班了 Yeah, I got off work early,
所以我让我们的清洁女工回家了 so I let our cleaning woman go home.
胡安妮塔 好样的 今天就到这里吧 Juanita, good job. Let's knock off early today.
好的 爸爸 Okay, daddy.
你听见了吗 好像是西利娅摔倒了 Ahem. Do you hear that? I think Celia fell down.
加布 Gaby.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我向你求助过了 I asked you for help.
我说过要找个家教的 可你说不行 I asked for a tutor, and you said no.
因为你是她妈妈啊 Because you're her mother.
你每天应该能腾出几个小时 You should be able to set aside a few hours each day
- 来教教你自己的女儿的 -我会教她的 to teach your own daughter. And I will teach her.
我要教她的事情多着呢 There's so many things I'm gonna teach her...
如何穿着打扮 如何化妆 How to dress, how to put on makeup.
我甚至会教他如何吸引男生的目光 I'll even show her how to get a boy to notice her.
这些才是我擅长的 我们会找到很多乐趣的 That's stuff I know. And we're gonna have so much fun.
可数学 语法 和历史 But fractions and grammar and history...
这些不是我的强项 她也知道的 It's just not my thing, and she knows it.
她会很有挫败感的 因为我都很有挫败感 And then she gets frustrated because I'm frustrated.
那会毁掉我们的关系的 And it's ruining our relationship.
拜托 加布 别这么夸张 Come on, Gaby. Let's not exaggerate.
卡洛斯 之前我提议吃冰激凌 Carlos, she turned me down
她居然拒绝我了 when I asked to take her for ice cream.
我知道 我知道 Holy... I know. I know.
很多妈妈都是自己在家教育孩子的 Some moms are made to homeschool,
可偏偏我做不到 and I'm just not one of them.
好吧 Okay.
我明白了 I get it. Hmm?
我们会想出其他办法的 We will figure something else out.
你不用再在家里教育她了 You won't have to homeschool her anymore.
谢谢 卡洛斯 Oh. Thank you, Carlos.
别客气 You're welcome.
我能把女工留下吗 Can I keep the housekeeper?
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
我明白 我明白 I know. I know.
-我可以进来吗 -又要干嘛 May I come in, please? What now?
我只是 Um... I just...
来说声对不起 Came to say I'm sorry.
我确实做得不对 What I did was wrong,
你给我起的那些名字很刺耳 and those names you called me were harsh
可遗憾的是 名副其实 but regrettably accurate.
我不知道你现在是否还会考虑为我工作 I don't know if you'd even consider working for me now,
如果你愿意 那将会是我的荣幸 but if you would, I would be honored
能拥有一个像你这么能干的厨娘 to have you in my kitchen.
哎呀呀 你肯定是快淹死了 Well, well, well. You must be drowning over there.
好吧 我快被淹死了 All right, I'm drowning.
而你想让我来救你 And you want me to save you.
拜托了 Please.
先告诉我一件事 First, tell me this.
你为什么不喜欢我 Why don't you like me?
我喜欢你 I like you.
我觉得你很 活力十足 I find you colorful and...
得了吧 别拐弯抹角了 Oh, enough with the tact.
好吧 我 Fine. I...
你让我很不舒服 You make me uncomfortable.
当有人向你这么率直的时候 I don't know how to respond
我会不知所错 when someone is as candid as you are.
你会想到什么就说什么 You say whatever pops in your mind.
会在宾客面前跟你的老公争执 You fight with your husband in front of guests...
不是每个人的婚姻 Oh, well, not everyone's marriage
都想你的一样完美 南希·里根 is as perfect as yours, Nancy Reagan.
我的婚姻并不完美 My marriage is not perfect.
得了吧 Oh, come on.
奥森和我几乎互不说话了 Orson and I barely speak to each other anymore.
我们已经三个月没有同床共枕了 We haven't shared a bed in three months.
你说真的 Seriously?
这我可没想到 Well, I never would've guessed.
这就是重点 That's the point.
我们的问题是很私人的 Our problems are personal.
我们不对外声张 We don't share them with the world.
可你不能把什么事都藏在心里啊 But you can't seem to keep anything to yourself.
怎么了 What?
相信我 亲爱的 Oh. Trust me, honey.
如果有一件事是我擅长的 If there's one thing I know how to do,
那就是如何将事情藏在心里 it's keep things to myself.
好吧 话已至此 Well... there we are.
你觉得我很粗俗 You think I'm vulgar.
不对 是率直 I... Oh, excuse me. Candid.
而我则认为你故作姿态 And I think you're a tight ass.
可你需要帮助 而我需要份工作 But you need help, and I need a job,
所以...咱们下厨吧 so... let's get cookin'.
真的吗 You mean it?
谢谢 安吉 Thank you, Angie.
你真是个救世主 You're a lifesaver.
话说回来 三个月没有性生活啊 So... no sex for three months.
你怎么解决 坐在干洗机上吗 What do you do, sit on the dryer?
好吧 你现在在刺激我了 Okay, now you're just goading me.
小麦火腿 多蛋黄酱 One ham on wheat, extra Mayo.
瘦咸牛肉 Corned beef, lean,
当然 还有一整瓶泡菜 and of course, an entire jar of pickles.
这是怎么了 What's this about?
实话说 我想那个新警探 Honestly, uh, I don't think this new detective
不能胜任这个案子 is up to the job,
我需要老练的专家 and I need a couple of seasoned pros
有专业知识的警探 你好 苏珊 with old school savvy... Oh, hello, Susan.
丹尼丝 Denise.
你怎么不叫我麋鹿呢 你想叫的 Why don't you call me "moose"? You know you want to.
-麋鹿 -麋鹿 Moose? Moose?
丹尼丝 我很高兴找和你重逢 Denise, I'm glad I ran into you.
我是来道歉的 I... I came down here to apologize.
不 你是想把我踢出这案子 No, you came down here to get me kicked off the case.
好吧 这也是一件要道歉的事 Okay. One more thing to apologize for.
听着 我真的对马克·马龙的事很抱歉 So look, um, I really am sorry about Mark Malone,
但那是很久以前了 but that was ages ago,
而且那家伙就是个失败者 and that guy had "loser" written all over him.
现在他是马龙公司的首席执行官 Hmm. He's the c.E.O. Of Malone enterprises
家里的6个卧室都可以看到湖 with a 6-bedroom home overlooking the lake.
好吧 重点是 Okay. The point is,
我不想我们的旧事影响 I'd hate for our history to cloud your judgment
你对此案的判断 in this case.
你觉得我的表现不专业 You think I'm behaving unprofessionally.
其实 Well...
那天你离开凯瑟琳家时 When you were leaving Katherine's house the other day,
你们俩看起来很亲密 you two did look... Pretty chummy.
事实是我们有很多共同之处 Oh, well, it turns out we have a lot in common.
我们都被你抢过男友 We both had boyfriends stolen by you.
我没有抢麦克 I did not steal Mike.
只是凯瑟琳的想象而已 Katherine just thinks that I did,
所以我会觉得是她袭击了朱莉 好吧 不可能是她 which is why I'm betting she strangled Julie. Yeah, well, she couldn't have,
因为那天晚上她一直在和女儿通电话 because she was on the phone all night with her daughter,
-电话记录可以证明 -你确定吗 and the phone records confirm it. Are you sure?
我知道怎么工作 苏珊 I know how to do my job, Susan.
事实上 在调查此案的过程中 In fact, I've discovered some interesting facts
我发现了一些有趣的事实 while investigating this case.
9月16日晚 Is it true
大约11:45 that on the evening of September 16th
你是否 at approximately 11:45,
枪击了凯瑟琳.梅菲尔 you shot Katherine Mayfair?
什么 那是个意外 What? That was an accident.
但你没有上报就是犯罪了 And you not reporting it was a crime.
好 我们不要小题大做 Okay, um, let's not blow this out of proportion.
我伤害过你 I hurt you,
但你必须让它过去 but you've gotta get past this. You can't keep blaming me
你不能把你的生活都怪到我头上 for the way that your life turned out.
这样只会使你痛苦伤心 It's just... it's gonna make you bitter and miserable,
就像凯瑟琳一样 like Katherine.
你得做个了结 丹尼丝 You need closure, Denise.
你有开心的权利 You have the right to be happy.
而你有 And you have the right
保持沉默的权利 to remain silent.
进去吧你 In you go!
苏珊 知道这叫什么吗 Hey, Susan, you know what this is called?
了结 Closure.
朱莉·梅尔袭击案 现在不归我们管 The Julie Mayer assault? We're not on that case anymore.
拉佩尔探员在处理 Detective lapera's handling that.
怎么了 Why?
我们有新情况要反应 Well, we have some new information to report.
她现在在执行任务 The detective is out on a call at the moment.
但这件事需要马上核实 This needs to be checked out right away.
什么需要马上核实 What needs to be checked out right away?
你们和尼克·伯伦谈过吗 Did you guys ever talk to Nick Bolen?
我们逮捕的那孩子的父亲 是的 和他谈过 The dad of the kid we arrested. Yeah, yeah, we talked to him.
我想他没说过和朱莉 I'm guessing he didn't mention that he and Julie
有婚外情吧 were having an affair.
她提出分手后就被袭击了 She broke it off right before she was attacked.
没开玩笑吧 No kiddin'.
宝贝 怎么样 Hey, babe. What's up?
好消息 我有工作了 Good news. I am a working girl.
布里雇用我了 Bree asked me to join her company.
是吗 很好啊 Yeah? Hey, that's great.
你还是会给我做饭 对吗 Hey, you're still gonna cook for me, right?
开玩笑 你是我的小猪猪 Are you kidding? You're my Guinea pig.
恭喜 Mwah. Congrats.
还有件事要告诉你 Oh, and there was something else I needed to tell you.
对了 警察打电话来了 Oh, right, right, right. Cops called.
他们想知道 They wanted to know where you were
朱莉·梅尔被袭击当晚你在哪 the night that Julie Mayer was strangled.
什么 What?
他们怎么问起我了 Why would they be asking about me?
我猜是因为你和她有外遇吧 I guess because you were having an affair with her?
我不知道他们跟你说了什么 Look, I don't know what they told you.
他们什么也没说 They didn't tell me anything.
我几周前就知道了 I've known for weeks.
安吉 Ange...
别让你自己或我难堪 Don't. Don't embarrass yourself... or me.
你做了蠢事 You did a stupid thing.
但我知道你无处可去 But I know you can't go anywhere,
而我也是 and you know I can't go anywhere.
所以我们必须忘记此事 So we're gonna have to get past this.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我让你受了很多伤 所以你做了这件事 I've put you through a lot, so you get this one.
不过到此为止 But that's it.
你知道我不会袭击她 You know I never attacked her.
所以我跟警察撒谎 And that is why I lied and told the cops
说我们一整晚在一起 you were with me the entire night.
那我们之间没事了吗 So we're okay?
现在没事了 Now we're okay.
事实是 Ow. The truth is,
很多东西我们从书上是学不到的 there's only so much we can learn from books.
书本无法教会你如何让妻子开心 They can't tell you how to make your wife happy.
无法教会你如何欣赏邻居的优点 They can't tell you how to appreciate your neighbor.
无法教会你 如何确定对面住的男人是否危险 They can't tell you if that man across the street is dangerous.
是的 只有从错误中才能真正领悟 No, the only way to truly learn is from your mistakes.
当然 如果那些错误使你入狱 Of course, if those mistakes land you in jail,
也许找本书来打发时光 《罪与罚》 是个不错的选择 it might be nice to have a book to pass the time.