《绝望主妇》 前情提要 Previously on...
至少一个月不能做爱 布里做了一个决定 No sex for at least a month. Bree made a decision...
专心帮我办理离婚 她还雇佣了安吉 Focus on getting me a divorce. And hired Angie.
那下厨吧 加布在家过的不顺利 Let's get cookin'. Gaby struggled at home.
-到底怎么了 -这叫家庭教育 What is going on? It's called homeschooling!
勒奈特的身材正在变化 Lynette's body was changing.
我上班必须要把胸部遮住 I have to hide these things at work
卡洛斯才不会发现我怀孕了 so Carlos doesn't find out I'm pregnant.
警察想知道朱莉·梅尔被袭当晚 The cops wanted to know where you were
你在什么地方 你知道绝不会是我干的 the night that Julie Mayer was strangled. You know I never attacked her.
安吉知道了丈夫在外偷吃 Angie knew about the affair. Uhh!
你射伤凯特琳·梅菲尔是吗 Is it true you shot Katherine Mayfair?
苏珊惹上了麻烦 And Susan got in trouble.
如果有人想要 If someone wanted proof
玛丽·加勒格尔法官的风趣 that judge Mary Gallagher had a sense of humor,
他们只需观察她怎么来宣判 all they needed to do was watch her pronounce sentence.
对于那些拒绝修缮暖气的恶劣房东 For the slum lord who refused to fix a furnace...
你必须在你的出租公寓里住上一月 You have to live in your own tenement for a month...
从十二月起 Starting in December.
对于那些朝自己女佣砸电话的女主人 The woman who threw a phone at her maid...
你必须去加西亚夫人家打扫六星期 You will clean Mrs. Garcia's home for the next six weeks.
还有 包括打扫窗子 And, yes, you will do windows.
对于那些想要 For the high school coach
对啦啦队员伸出咸猪手的下流教练 who made lewd remarks to a cheerleader...
在下次全校晨会上 你必须穿上啦啦队服出席 At the next school assembly, you will perform a cheer... In uniform.
如果我是你 我会先去把腿毛刮掉 And I'd shave those legs if I were you.
对于这桩 And then there was
家庭主妇射伤邻居的案子 the case of the housewife who shot her neighbor...
她突然出现在我窗前 我就开了枪 So she just popped up in my window, and I fired.
纯属无心之过 It was an accident.
骗子 绝对不是什么无心之过 她想我死 Liar! It was no accident! She wanted me dead.
我没有 至少 当时没有 I did not. At least, not then.
正如你所见 法官大人 这是确实是一起错手伤人的事故 As you can see, your honor, this is an unfortunate situation.
完全是一场闹剧 It's a mess is what it is.
我想是你们有过恩怨吧 I assume there's some history here.
她曾经和我丈夫交往过 是她从我身边抢走的 She once dated my husband. She stole him from me.
抢 是他像火烧屁股似地重回我的怀抱 他是不想被你给纠缠 Stole? He came screaming back like he was running from a fire.
够了 Enough.
我想你就是她们口中的那个男人了 I take it you're the man in question.
是的 法官大人 Oh. Yes, your honor.
我能够理解为什么这么激烈了 I could see shooting someone over you.
谢谢 Thank you?
好了 我要宣判了 Okay, I'm gonna rule now.
我想坐牢就免了吧 My inclination is to avoid giving out jail time in this case.
-反对 -反对无效 I object! Overruled!
然而 这里有涉及到武器走火 However... A firearm was discharged,
对此会有些惩戒 and there are consequences for that.
法官大人 在你宣判之前 Your honor, before you hand down your ruling,
我可以发言吗 may I say something?
快说吧 我已经觉得你挺无趣了 Make it quick. I already find you uninteresting. Ha!
苏珊不仅近距离开枪射伤了我 Not only did Susan shoot me at point-blank range,
她还在我的朋友和邻居面前恶言中伤我 she trashed me to all of my friends and neighbors,
告诉他们我是个精神失常的跟踪狂 telling them I was some kind of crazy, stalking nut!
她说的是真的吗 That true?
你有出言中伤她吗 Have you been trashing her?
我...从没说过"跟踪狂" I... Never said "nut."
我...说的是"疯子" I... said "loon."
嗯 Mm-hmm.
德尔菲诺夫人 Mrs. Delfino...
好吧 我只是说了她一丁点坏话 Okay, I trashed her a little.
但是我说的都是真话 But what I said was true,
那也是言论自由 and that's free speech.
你不能就因此而惩罚我 You can't punish me for that.
是的 对于宣判 Yes, when it came to sentencing,
玛丽·加勒格尔法官都有她独到的幽默感 judge Mary Gallagher had a sense of humor.
但是不是所有人 But not everyone
都能笑得出来 found her funny.
美景镇有间咖啡屋 There is a coffee shop in Fairview.
在这里 你读到新出炉的晨报 It's known as a place where you can read your morning paper...
跟朋友碰头聊天 Where you can meet your friends...
你还能偶遇邻居 Where you can bump into your neighbors...
不管你是否愿意见到 Whether you want to or not.
你好 Hi.
我希望今天还能买到低卡的 Boy, I hope they have decaf today.
上次我来的时候已经卖光了 我就买了一般浓度的 Last time I was here, they were out, so I had to have regular
结果兴奋得一晚没睡 and got so wired, I didn't sleep all night.
你遇见过这种情况吗 Does that happen to you?
没搞错吧 你觉得我会跟你闲扯吗 Seriously? You think I'm gonna make small talk with you?
你说什么 Excuse me?
我知道你和我丈夫睡过 I know you slept with my husband.
我想邻居间的这种闲聊就免了吧 Oh. So... I'm thinkin' we're past the chit-chat stage.
我真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
让我来告诉你什么是羞耻之心 Let me tell you how shame works.
当你看见你情人的老婆时 When you see the wife of the guy you banged,
不要去跟她聊天 you don't make conversation.
甚至不要微笑和打招呼 You don't even smile and say hi.
你转移你的视线 懂得脸红羞耻 You avert your gaze and you blush.
如果你听懂了 就点点头 Nod if you understand.
你的摩卡拿铁 总共三块五 Here's your mocha latte. That'll be $3.50.
她请客 她欠我的 Oh. It's on her. She owes me.
喂 你上课要迟到了 Hey. You're gonna be late for class.
爸爸 Dad?
我的衣服都太紧了 借我穿一下 All my clothes are too tight. I had to borrow yours.
我本打算今天穿这件衬衫的 I was gonna wear that shirt today.
如果你也是想藏起 Well, when you're hiding
怀双胞胎四个月的身材 your fourth month of pregnancy with twins,
我可以还你 觉得怎样 you can have it back. What do you think?
即使你穿男人的衣服也 对我有吸引力 太奇怪了 I'm still attracted to you in men's clothes. Is that weird?
我只要再坚持两天就好了 All I need is to pull this off for two more days.
你两个月前就该向卡洛斯坦白了 You should've told Carlos two months ago.
他发现之后他肯定会大发脾气的 There's no way he won't be furious when he finds out.
汤姆 我身上穿的男人的衣服 Tom, I may be wearing men's clothes,
可我不是傻子 我已经想到办法了 but I am not an idiot. I've got this.
特伦西·亨德森和我马上要 Terrence Henderson and I are about to close
给公司签一张史上最大的单子 the biggest deal in the history of this company.
一旦卡洛斯发现特伦西有多棒 Once Carlos sees how great Terrence is,
他也就不会担心因我去休产假后 he'll see the work can still get done
工作不能按时完成 even when I'm on maternity leave.
你确定这张单子已经是囊中之物了 And you're sure this deal is gonna close?
还没有 Nope.
那就是为什么我要祈祷我时来运转 That's why we need to keep our fingers crossed.
好了 现在祝我成功 Okay, now wish me luck.
祝你成功 Good luck.
快过来 先生 我要吻你 Now come here, mister. I wanna kiss ya.
好了 现在开始变得有些怪异了 Okay, now it's weird.
保佑我 神父 我有罪 Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
说吧 孩子 Go ahead, my child.
我在家教女儿的功课 Well, I've been homeschooling my daughter,
但一切都很不顺利 and it's been a living hell,
所以我尝试着贿赂某些人 让她能进天主教学校 so I tried to bribe someone to get her into catholic school.
那结果呢 Mm, and, uh, what happened?
你来决定 Well, you tell me.
加布丽尔 你在干什么 Gabrielle, what are you doing?
你知道的 神父 你是管入学部门的 Oh, come on, padre. You're the head of admissions.
你的学校管理得非常出色 And you've got a great school here,
但想进这所学校却要等两年 but there's a 2-year waiting list!
把你的钱收起来 Put your money away.
现在是你了 与它共眠 看看感觉怎样 It's your money. Sleep with it for a while. See how it feels.
不行 No!
我希望我能帮你忙 但我权力有限 I wish I could help, but my hands are tied.
别这样 我又不是让你把红海分开 Oh, come on. I'm not asking you to part the red sea.
我只是想让你能让我的孩子进你们的二年级 Just find a spot for one kid in the second grade.
听着 如果有位学生放弃入学资格 Look, if a student were to withdraw,
我可以帮你放到等待名单的前面 I might be able to move you to the top of the waiting list.
太好了 但是坦白说 Fantastic! But frankly,
我们愿意把这些机会给那些虔诚的教徒 we tend to favor those who are more faithful.
什么意思 What does that mean?
我注意到你很少来我们弥撒 Well, I've noticed that you don't come to mass very often.
我懂了 神父 Oh! I hear ya, padre.
如果是那些传来传去 You're okay with money as long as it comes
篮子里的钱 你就会欣然接受 comes in one of those little wicker baskets you pass around.
-不 我不是那个意思 -当然不是 No, that's not what I'm saying. Of course not.
我知道这里面很暗 但我们都心照不宣 I realize it's dark in here, but just know I'm winking back.
你第一次来听歌剧 简直算得上是一个里程碑 So your first opera... That's quite a milestone.
加上这也是最后一次，就是两个里程碑了 Throw in "last," and it's two milestones.
不是吧 我看到你第二幕最后流眼泪了 Oh, stop. I saw you tear up at the end of act two.
那是因为我发现还有第三幕 Only because I realized there was an act three.
蝴蝶夫人 是普契尼最杰出的作品 "Madame butterfly" is puccini's masterpiece.
你一点都不喜欢吗 Didn't you enjoy it just a little?
你觉得那一段 当蝴蝶告诉她的孩子 What about that scene when butterfly tells her child
不要为她的离开而悲伤怎么样 not to feel sorrow for her mother's desertion?
你也没有感觉么 Didn't that make you feel anything?
其实 那时候你向前弯了一下 Actually, that's when you leaned forward,
我正好瞥见你胸部 and I saw a little peek of your boob.
让我有点冲动 So I guess it made me feel horny.
卡尔 别 Karl, don't.
来吧 停车场里很黑的 Come on. It's a dark parking structure.
别人只会以为我是在抢钱 People are just gonna think I'm mugging you.
我们说好一个月不上床的 We agreed no sex for a month.
看看我们能不能能 无性共处 We need to find out if we can be together in a nonsexual manner.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
你能不能自觉点 Can you keep your hands to yourself?
能不能 Can I?
托你的福 我有选择吗 Thanks to you, it's my only choice.
你的商务晚餐怎么样 Hey, how was your business dinner?
我们要价太高 Oh. Um... our bid was, uh, too high.
他们大概会找另外一家做 It looks like they're gonna go with another caterer.
你在听什么 What are you listening to?
新出的 蝴蝶夫人 It's a new recording of "madame butterfly."
多美啊 Isn't that glorious?
是啊 我该 去睡觉了 奥森 It is. I should... Go to bed, Orson.
晚安 Good night.
好了 伙计们 All right, guys.
你们签和同 我们来开香槟 You sign the lease, and we'll pop the champagne.
佛罗里达分公司正式成立 The FlorIda branch is officially a go.
太棒了 那什么时候决定谁当分公司经理 Terrific. So when we get our branch manager?
我们这边有好的人选 We have got somebody great lined up.
只是有些事还没敲定 We just need to finalize some things.
-再联系 谢谢 -已经有好的人选了 We'll get back to ya. Thanks. Who do we have lined up?
还没有 那就是需要敲定的事 Nobody. That's the thing we need to finalize.
但今天 我们先庆祝 Oh. But today, we celebrate.
勒奈特 你这真是一记本垒打 这还得归功于某人 Lynette, you really hit this one out of the park. I gotta give credit where credit is due.
泰伦斯可谓是是中流砥柱 Terrence did a lot of the heavy lifting on this one,
不管他会不会觉得不好意思 他是绝对的明星啊 and I don't care if I embarrass him. This guy is a star.
奇怪 我没不好意思 Strangely, I'm not embarrassed.
卡洛斯 Carlos,
我不想打断你 I didn't want to interrupt your phone call,
-但你的太太在这 -告诉她 在我办公室里等我 but your wife is here. Uh, just tell her to wait in my office until we're finished.
你听着 卡洛斯 索利斯 You listen to me, Carlos Solis!
我刚从圣乌尔苏拉天主学校回来 我们有大麻烦了 I just came from St. Ursula's, and we've got big trouble!
别让我发火 Do not blow me off!
据天主教教堂的说法 So according to the catholic church,
我们不够圣洁 we're not holy enough.
但我觉得 一张大支票 -可能可以搞定 -多大 But I have a feeling a big, fat check might slap on a halo. How big?
大到神父会把 Well, something that'll make a priest say
"圣" "母" "啊" 一起说 "holy" and "mother" in the same sentence.
那样我们可能会排到第一位 我不会为一个不确定的可能 That should get her to the top of the waiting list. I'm not going to write a big check
-买单的 -卡洛斯 on the chance that it might get her in. Carlos!
我不能这么做 Gaby, I can't do this now.
你应该知道我现在要面对的问题 You know the problems that I'm facing
要把佛罗里达的办公室运作起来 trying to get the new Florida office up and running.
如果你不介意的话 Now if you don't mind...
好吧 那能给我5美元么 Fine. Can I trouble you for $5?
我给胡安妮塔 买个发网 I'll buy Juanita a hairnet
为她以后去快餐店工作做准备 and prepare her for a future in the fast food industry.
你好 先生 Hey! Hello... gentlemen.
怎么 好多人这么穿 What? A lot of people are wearing this style.
那也不能说是正常 Well, doesn't make it right.
加布 我听到你刚在说圣乌尔苏拉天主学校 Hey, uh, Gaby, I heard you mention St. Ursula's.
麻烦一点值得 It is worth the hassle.
我女儿莫莉在那上二年级 Our daughter Molly's in the second grade.
她很喜欢那 She loves it there.
我不知道跟胡安妮塔一个年级 Oh, I didn't know Molly was in the same grade as Juanita.
我失陪一下 Yeah. Would you excuse me for a second?
那个佛罗里达的分公司 Hey, that branch in Florida?
我想我找到人了 I think I found our man.
不行 不行 你不能让泰伦斯去 No, no, no, you can't send Terrence to FlorIda.
你应该觉得是对你的赞赏 You should take it as a compliment.
-你训练的他 -对啊 所以你不能让他去 You trained him well. Exactly. You can't send him away.
-要是这里要他呢 -为什么 这里 这里有你 What if you need him here? Why would I? I've got you.
但 But...
要是我被车撞了呢 What if I was hit by a bus
我要是 比如要躺床上休息三个月 and I was... put on bed rest for, say, three months?
谁 谁能替我 Who... who would cover for me?
那不会发生的 That's not gonna happen.
霉气出口了 这回肯定 什么倒霉事要来了 Hey! You jinxed it. Now for sure some version of that is gonna happen.
勒奈特 就这样决定了 让泰伦斯去佛罗里达 Lynette, it's done. We are sending Terrence to FlorIda.
我挺喜欢你这个新形象的 Oh, and I really like this new look that you've got going,
但小心点 财务部的萝勃塔问我 but careful... Roberta in accounting asked
你想不想跟她去打保龄球呢 if I thought you'd like to go bowling with her.
苏珊 Hi, Susan!
老天 Oh, god. Ugh.
你在这儿干嘛 What are you doing here?
我刚跟一些朋友 I was just having lunch
去吃午饭 那些没被锁链锁住的朋友 with some friends who are not on a chain gang.
我想过来打声招呼 Thought I'd stop by and say hi.
你在幸灾乐祸的吧 You mean stop by and gloat.
可能有点 Maybe a little.
那 怎么样啊 So... how's it going?
认识谁了 Meeting anybody?
他们说一起在里面呆过的 They say the friends you make on the inside...
会是一辈子的朋友 You'll have for life.
好吧 凯瑟琳 我是很衰 Yes, Katherine, this all sucks.
但你知道么 But you know what?
一天完了 我回到家有麦克在等我 At the end of the day, I go home to Mike...
还是证明我赢了 Which means I won.
一个身穿劳教服 脚上还有水泡人 That's big talk for a woman standing in an orange jumpsuit
还这么大口气 with blisters on her feet.
回家麦克会给我揉的 Well, Mike will rub them when I go home.
事实证明 我做什么都很出色的 And for the record, I totally make this work.
你觉得你穿这身好看正说明 The fact that you think you look good in orange
我确实在跟一个不理智的人打交道 shows I'm not dealing with a rational person.
对了 你漏点东西 Oh, by the way... You missed something.
-没有 -你有 No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.
再见 Bye-bye.
你回来 Hey! Come back here!
-她乱丢垃圾 射她 -真傻逼 She littered! Shoot her! What a moron.
要是把她车牌号记下就好了 I wish I'd caught her license plate number.
她会后悔的 She'd be sorry.
真的 Really?
要是你知道她的地址会怎么样 What kind of damage could you do with her home address?
你漏了点东西 You missed something.
你能一点不掉 Did you get 'em all?
这是用来吃的 不是穿的 You're supposed to eat it, not wear it.
这叫碎屑面蛋糕不是没理由的 Well, they call it crumb cake for a reason. Come on.
艾米丽 你能不能给我热一点脱脂牛奶 Emily, can you steam me some 2% milk?
我来晚五分钟就有事情发生了 Hey. This is what happens when I'm five minutes late?
什么 What?
服务员的手 The waitress with the hands.
她在帮我把碎屑从衬衣上给弄掉 She was brushing crumbs off my shirt.
-哦 是朱莉没弄完的 -天啊 What, the ones Julie missed? Oh, god.
是不是以后只要我跟女的说话就这样 Is this how it's gonna be every time I talk to a woman?
可能吧 Yeah, probably.
安吉 对不起 Ange, I'm sorry.
我不知道要说多少次 I-I don't know how many times I can say it.
我可以为你做任何事 我可以去做心理治疗 I'll do anything you want. I'll do couples therapy.
好主意 Great idea.
让我们把我们的秘密都说出去 Let's tell somebody all our secrets,
等到我们恢复好了 我们就干掉心理医生 我不知道你要什么 and then when we're cured, we can kill him. Look, I don't know what you want.
我想要以前的你 I want you to be the guy you used to be,
会救我命的男人 不是要我命的人 the guy who saved my life, not the guy who destroyed it.
你们还好吧 How we doing here?
好得很 Never been better,
快进来 hey! Hi! Come on in! Yeah!
-你们太客气了 -着没什么 This is so nice of you. Yeah. Oh, no.
不是每天都有我同事 It's not every day that one of my associates
-升这么大职的 -谢谢 gets a big promotion. Thank you.
汤姆 要不你带克莉丝特尔 书房坐坐 Tom, why don't you take crystal in the den and get comfortable
我抓着这个帮我调鸡尾酒 while I steal this guy to help me make cocktails?
来 这边请 Come on. Right this way.
很兴奋吧 要去迈阿密喽 So how excited are you? Miami!
是挺兴奋的 这是个让人激动的好机会啊 Pretty jazzed. It's an exciting opportunity.
我很赞赏你这一点 你总能看到好的一面 I think it's great how you're concentrating on the upside of this.
这件事还有坏的一面吗 There's a downside?
没有 不算是 当我没说吧 No, not really. Forget I mentioned it.
只不过 It's just...
你还记得被派去芝加哥分部 当主管的提姆·贝克吗 Do you remember Tim baker who was sent to head up our Chicago office?
-没听过这个人 -那就对了 Never heard of him. Exactly.
你要搬去佛罗里达了 So... you are moving to FlorIda.
太棒了 吃核桃吗 Wow! Pecan?
不用 谢谢 我在减肥呢 Oh, no, thanks. I'm on a diet. Oh.
是啊 我迫不及待了 再也不用过冬天了 - Aw, yeah, I can't wait. - No more winter.
是啊 不过有高温和飓风 Yep, just heat and hurricanes.
这个我还能接受 Oh, I'm willing to put up with that.
迈阿密有那么多吸引人的地方 Miami has so many other things to offer.
当然了 哥伦比亚毒枭也很喜欢那里 Oh, it certainly must to attract all those Colombian drug lords.
当时芝加哥分公司业务进展的不是很顺利 The Chicago branch was a little slow out of the gate.
公司大怒就让他当了替罪羊 -他现在在哪呢 Corporate freaked and made Tim the scapegoat. Where is he now?
-他在塑料瓶部 或者纸品部 He's in plastics... Or paper,
反正那要看你想把杂品放哪了 喝酒吗 depending on what you want your groceries in. Wine?
当他们切开鳄鱼的肚子 And when they cut into the alligator's stomach,
不仅发现了那个人的完整的手臂 not only was the guy's arm still intact,
并且手还紧紧握着高尔夫棒 but it was still holding his golf club.
要是妻子当时没跟他离婚就好了 I think he would've been fine if his wife hadn't left him.
他也不会这样酗酒成性 我估计这就是他恐吓总裁的原因了 That led directly to the alcoholism, which probably had something to do with him threatening the president.
不过这都是老黄历了 对吧 Boy, is that a bitch on the old résumé.
那里的湿度 再加上你的头发 That humidity... your hair?
那直接就够做一团棉花糖了 I think it's a recipe for cotton candy.
来了 红酒来了 Here we go, everybody. We've got the wine.
我想致辞 I would like to propose a toast.
致泰伦斯和克莉丝特尔 To Terrence and crystal,
希望迈阿密跟你们想象的一样 may Miami be everything you think it will.
干杯 Hear, hear.
有人在吗 Knock knock. Anybody home?
进来吧 安吉 Come on in, Angie.
真好听 这是什么 This is pretty. What is it?
是戏剧"蝴蝶夫人"里的 It's from the opera "madame butterfly."
她听起来好伤心 She sounds so sad.
实际上 这一段咏叹调里蝴蝶夫人满怀希望 Well, actually, in this Aria, butterfly is hopeful
以为她的爱人终将回到她的身边 that one day her lover will return to her.
-后来回来了吗 -没有 Oh. Does he? No.
他抛弃了她 她自杀了 Because of his abandonment, she kills herself.
你看过"吉屋出租"吗 木偶演的那个 Oh. You ever see "Avenue q"? The musical with the puppets?
那才是好的话剧呢 Now that's good theater.
布里不在 你有什么事吗 Bree's not here. What do you want?
我有些工作上的事情要跟她谈 Well, I need to talk to her about some work stuff.
-她去哪了 -她出去了 Where is she? She's out.
这是布里最近的普遍状态 That's generally where Bree is these days.
不在 Out.
她在跟客户会面 She's meeting with a prospective client,
至少她是这么说的 so she says.
她这个星期谈过四个客户 She's had four client meetings this week,
最后没有一个下单的 and not one has resulted in a booking.
你觉得这是为什么呢 Why do you think that is?
经济不景气 It's a rough economy.
我倒觉得她是找了个情人 See, I think she's taken a lover.
什么 拜托啦 不可能的 What? Oh, come on. No way.
-你为什么这么确定 -婚外情吗 How can you be so sure? An affair?
这可是一个面包丁都要自己做的女人 Oh, please, the woman makes her own croutons.
也许 Perhaps.
安吉 这个周末我要出去打高尔夫 Angie, I have to go away on a golf weekend.
我不在的时候 While I'm gone,
你能帮我留意一下布里吗 could you do me a favor and keep an eye on Bree?
-什么意思 -观察一下她 What do you mean? Just observe her.
看她晚上是否回来 有没有人跟她在一起 Does she come home at night? Is anyone with her?
如果你疑神疑鬼 不肯相信 你去监视她好了 没人管得着你 Look, if you wanna be paranoid, go ahead. It's a free country.
但我才不会去帮你监视你妻子呢 But I am not gonna spy on your wife for you.
我认为这是为了大家好 Yes. I suppose that's for the best.
我是指 如果被我发现她在背叛我的话 I mean, if I did find out she was betraying me,
我可能会做出很愚蠢的事情来 I'd probably do something stupid.
坚强点 就一点灰尘嘛 ♪ Oh, toughen up. It's just a little dust.
我还要清理这里呢 Oh! Look, I have to clean that area.
跑一边哭去不行吗 Would you mind having your breakdown some place else?
别管我 行吗 Just leave me alone, okay?
-你赢了 我输了 还不够吗 -什么 You won, I lost. Isn't that enough? What?
我正坐在路边拣垃圾和口香糖 When you're sitting on the side of the road
是该我承认失败的时候了 picking up styrofoam and wads of gum, it's time to admit defeat.
我爱的人选了你 The man I love chose you. It's over.
-你在忽悠我吗 -不 我很诚恳 Are you messing with me? No. I'm being honest.
为什么我过得这么苦呢 Why has this been so hard on me?
-你爱过他 -是的 Well... You loved him. I did.
我真的爱过 现在他走了 I really did. And now he's gone.
凯瑟琳 你是有魅力又聪明的女人 Katherine, you're an attractive, intelligent woman.
你会再找到其他人的 You're gonna meet other guys.
都不会像麦克了 Not like Mike.
我们在各个方面都那么和谐 We connected on so many different levels...
思想上 感情上 性生活上 Intellectually, emotionally, sexually.
我从来没感受过那样的激情 Oh, I've never felt such passion.
我到哪里去找另外一个 Where am I gonna find another guy
可以一天跟我做五次的人啊 who'll make love to me five times in one day?
-你骗人的 -我没有 That's a lie. No, it's not.
-五次 -苏珊 拜托 Five times? Susan, come on.
别告诉我你跟麦克从来没有... Don't tell me that you and Mike have never...
哦 Oh.
嗯 Hmm.
可能我还没有输哦 Maybe I didn't lose after all.
嗯 Mmm. Mmm.
啊 Ahh.
呃 Oh.
好 God.
以后提醒我多问问你早餐要吃什么 Remind me to ask you what you want for breakfast more often.
这比一碗麦片要好吧 Beats a bowl of oatmeal, doesn't it?
开玩笑 这比华芙饼干都要好 You kidding? That beat a waffle.
我有个疯狂的主意 Listen, I have a crazy idea.
我们都请病假 Why don't we both call in sick
然后裸体待在床上一天吧 and spend the day in bed naked together?
我刚才说裸体了吧 Did I mention naked?
-你想来第二次啊 -嗯 You wanna go for seconds? Mm-hmm.
你今天怎么了 Oh, what's gotten into you? Mmm.
连我生日的时候你都叫我快点结束 Even on my birthday you told me to hurry up
因为"单身汉"(电视剧)正在放 because "the bachelor" was on.
难道妻子就不能跟丈夫多待一会儿吗 Well... can't a wife just want to spend time with her husband?
能啊 只是现在不是个好时间 Well, yeah. It's just that your timing's bad.
我得去修亨克先生的淋浴头 Gotta finish Mr. Hinkle's shower.
我答应他昨天去的 I promised him I'd be there yesterday.
我说真的 那个老男人三天没洗澡了 I'm serious. The old man hasn't had a shower in three days.
对一个老人来说 - And that's a long time... - Mm-hmm.
三天不洗澡 For an old man...
是很长的时间了 Mm-hmm. To not take a shower. Mmm.
算了算了 Oh, the hell with it.
他二战都活下来了 他会熬过去的 He survived world war ii. He'll get through this. Oh!
神父克劳里 这是给你的 Father crowley, hi. This is for you.
我觉得我得补上给我最喜欢的教区的善款 I thought I'd catch up on my giving to my favorite parish.
我没有期望这么多 Wow. I certainly didn't expect this.
做你任何想做的事 买个新管风琴 Well, do with it what you will... Buy a new pipe organ,
帮助需要的人 help the needy,
去塔希提旅旅游 我不介意的 take a trip to Tahiti. I really don't care.
对了 Oh, listen.
我不知道你准备把我的孩子交给哪个修女 I don't know which nun you're gonna put my kid with,
但保证她要打了破伤风针 but make sure she's had a tetanus shot.
-胡安妮塔喜欢咬人 -加布丽尔 我觉得你这么做有点太快了吧 Juanita's a biter. Uh, Gabrielle, I think you're jumping the gun here.
为什么 一个位子刚刚空出来了 Why? A spot opened up.
莫莉·亨德森要搬去佛罗里达了 是吗 本来是的 Molly Henderson is moving to FlorIda, right? Well, she was.
她爸爸本来要去那里接一份新工作 Her father was going to take a new job,
但他后来决定不去了 but he decided against it.
什么 不可能 What? No! No, this can't be!
抱歉 事实如此 I'm afraid it is.
你怎么知道这件事的 Anyway, h-how did you even know about this?
我们忏悔的时候再说吧 We'll talk about it in confession.
坚持信仰 加布里尔 Have faith, Gabrielle.
上帝关上一扇门的同时又会开一扇窗的 When god closes a door, he opens a window.
谢谢 克劳里神父 Thank you, father crowley.
蘑菇馅饼的材料都买好了 Hey. I got the stuff for the mushroom tarts.
蛋糕做得怎么样了 How's that cake coming along?
本以为我不会裱花 现在可以胜任了 Just when I think I can't top myself, I do. Hmm.
感觉不错吧 Hmm. How about that?
对了 奥森觉得你有外遇 Oh, by the way, Orson thinks you're having an affair.
他说什么 He thinks what now?
他觉得你在偷情 He thinks you're steppin' out.
但我跟他说不可能 But I told him there is no way
布里·范德坎普 不是那种到肮脏小旅馆偷情的人 Bree Van De Kamp is whoring it up in some sleazy motel.
谢谢 Uh, thank you for that.
抱歉跟你说的这么直接 Sorry to spring it on you like that.
我以为你知道他这样想 I just felt you should know what he was saying.
谢谢 Well, I appreciate it.
我只是不懂他为何去找你 I just don't understand why he would go to you.
他喝多了 Well, he was drinking a lot.
要我帮忙监视你 Also, he asked me if I would spy on you.
别紧张 布里 Relax, Bree.
我当然拒绝了 Obviously I said no.
谢谢 And I appreciate that, too.
你能帮我收尾吗 Would you mind, um, cleaning this up for me?
你不自己裱花了 Are you sure you're done topping yourself?
真的 卡尔 他要安吉监视我 This is serious, Karl. He asked Angie to spy on me.
天知道他还找谁在监视我 And god knows who else he has watching me.
我觉得我们不能再见面了 I don't think we should see each other again
直到你帮我把离婚办完了 until after you've gotten me a divorce.
别问我怎么做 你才是律师 Don't ask me how. You're the lawyer.
你不是应该在学校吗 Hey. Aren't you supposed to be at school?
你从不回家吃午餐 You never come home for lunch.
我想试试特别的 I thought I'd try something different.
既然我们都在家 Mmm. Hey, since we're both home,
去楼上做爱怎么样 why don't we go upstairs and make love?
什么 真的 你还要做 What, seriously? You want to do it again?
马蒂内利家的活 我刚找人替了一会 W... I just got a sub from Martinelli's.
麦克 这是免费午餐 Mike, I am offering you a nooner.
脱了裤子 上楼来 我能拿着三明治吗 Drop your pants and get upstairs. Can I bring my sandwich?
拿吧 还有腌菜 无所谓 Yes. Bring it. Grab a pickle. I don't care.
你是最好的老婆 You're the best wife ever.
-快点 -我能同时看《三个伙计》吗 Come on! Can I turn on "the three stooges," too?
勒奈特 我是加布 Lynette, it's Gaby!
等一下 In a minute. Um...
你好 加布 Hey, Gaby.
你好 北极熊 你穿棉衣干什么 Hey, nanook. Why you wearing a parka?
因为穿皮草有罪 何事 Because... fur is murder. What's up?
我和克莉丝特·亨德森谈过了 I-I talked to crystal Henderson,
她说你说服泰瑞斯不去迈阿密了 and she said you talked Terrence out of going to Miami.
-真的吗 -不是我说服他的 Is that true? I didn't talk him out of it.
我只是跟他说了利害关系 显然 去是弊大于利 I merely pointed out the pros and cons. Well, apparently, the cons won.
你还不如不去劝他 You've gotta untalk him out of it.
我想要他走 为什么 你和他有一腿吗 I need him out of this state. Why? Are you sleeping with him?
没有 如果他走了 No! Truth is, if he doesn't go,
胡安妮塔可以得到 他孩子在圣厄休拉学校的名额 Juanita can't take his kid's spot at St. Ursula's.
你真是不可理喻 You are unbelievable.
为了不给自己女儿做家教 You want this guy to uproot his entire life
可以不顾别人的整个人生 是的 "加布自私" just so you can get out of homeschooling your daughter? Yeah, yeah, selfish Gaby.
老一套了 还有什么要说我的尽管说 抱歉 加布 我需要泰瑞斯 Same old song. Join in if you know the words. Well, sorry, Gaby, I need Terrence here.
为什么 Why?
难道你和他有一腿 Are you sleeping with him?
不是 我只是需要他在这 No! I just need him here.
每次我的事业有起色 Every time I turn around,
就总有人想把它搞复杂 someone is trying to make my life more complicated.
大家怎么就不能大度一些 Why can't everyone just let it go?
抱歉 Hey, I'm sorry.
到这来 Come here.
一切都会没事的 Everything's gonna be okay.
你怎么一下这么沮丧了 Why are you getting so upset?
怎么回事 Oh! What was that?
怎么了 What was what?
你的肚子踢我了 Your stomach just kicked me.
-把衣服敞开 -不要 Open the parka. I'd rather not.
敞开 Open it!
你怀孕了 You're pregnant?
怎么不告诉我呢 Why didn't you tell me?!
因为 Because...
你会告诉卡洛斯 I knew you'd tell Carlos.
是啊 那又怎样 Yeah, so I tell Carlos. What's wrong with...
不会吧 Oh, no.
卡洛斯给你升职的时候 When Carlos offered you that promotion,
你就怀孕了 you knew you were pregnant
而且你知道到时候担子就会都落在他一个人身上 加布 and you knew you'd be leaving him in the lurch? Gaby...
卡洛斯刚在这公司站稳脚跟 Carlos just got this company!
他需要能帮上忙的人为他做事 He brought in people he could depend on,
他原以为可以指望着你呢! 我没告诉他 and he thought he could depend on you! I didn't tell Carlos
就是因为我知道我是最佳人选 because I knew I was the best person for the job,
我想证明这一点 现在你是证明了一些事 and I wanted to prove it. Well, you certainly proved something.
加布 别跟他说 Gaby, wait! Please don't tell Carlos.
我想自己告诉他 I think he should hear it from me.
是的 亡羊补牢 是吧 Yeah. Better late than never, right?
苏珊 我回来了 Susan, I'm home!
你饿了吗 Are you hungry?
上楼来 Up here!
你好啊 帅哥 Hello, lover.
老天 Oh, god.
苏珊 我不行了 Susan, I can't.
我没有体力了 I-I-I got nothing left.
我的手今天扭了 I hit my hand with a wrench today,
你都把我榨干了 我真是欲哭无泪啊 and when I cried, only dust came out.
你哭了 You cried?
太性感了 That is so sexy.
你到底怎么了 Mm. What is going on with you?
就跟像刚从监狱里放出来似的 It's like you just got out of prison.
夫妻做爱有问题吗 Is there a problem with a husband and wife having sex?
我们的生活很有激情不是吗 We have a passionate relationship, don't we?
当然 Well, of course we do.
只是我希望今晚我们 It's just, I was hoping t-tonight we could...
相拥而眠 Cuddle.
相拥而眠 Cuddle?
你就那么讨厌我 Am I that repulsive to you?
什么啊 What?
没事的 麦克 你说吧 It's okay, Mike. You can say it.
我做爱技术很糟 I'm a lousy lay.
苏珊 我们今天三次了 Susan, we had sex three times today.
我不能做了 All right, I can't do it again.
不是你的问题 完全是体力不支 It's not you. It's basic biology.
是吗 体力问题 Really? Biology?
我们来做个算术 Well, here is some basic math.
你和凯瑟琳曾一天做5次 You had sex with Katherine five times in one day
和我是3次 and me three.
5减3等于 Five minus three equals
凯瑟琳使你兴奋 而和我做爱很无聊 Katherine turns you on, and sex with me is a chore.
你们真的说这种事吗 You and Katherine actually talked about this?
更像是她在跟我炫耀 More like she rubbed it in my face.
好吧 Okay.
我和她有这个记录只是因为 Look, the only reason that that "record" ever happened
我们在滑雪旅行中被困在酒店 was we got snowed in during a ski trip.
完全无话可说 And we had absolutely nothing to talk about.
只能做爱 Sex was all we ever had! Uhh!
你不明白吗 Don't you get it?
我和她除了性没别的 There was nothing else to the relationship.
但你和我分享一切 But you and i... We've got everything.
我们有个美满的家庭 We have a rich, full life together.
我们无话不谈 We could finish each other's sentences.
麦克 我 Oh, Mike, I...
我太傻了 "I've been so foolish."
你就是想说这句话吧 Is that what you were gonna say?
还有 And?
今天我们相拥而眠 You wanna cuddle.
我本要说"单身汉"开演了 I was gonna say "the bachelor" is on.
但今天相拥而眠也不错 But cuddling's good, too.
卡尔 你来干什么 别人会看见的 Karl, what are you doing here? Someone could see you!
是啊 如果你让我在门口站着 肯定有人会看见 Yeah, especially if you leave me standing on your doorstep.
别紧张 我的车停在两个路口以外了 Relax. I parked two blocks away.
我可不喜欢这样冒险 I don't appreciate your taking risks like this.
如果奥森知道了 If Orson find out about... Ah, ah, ah, ah.
你马上就不用担心此事了 You won't have that to worry about much longer.
我想到让你离婚的方法了 I found a way to spring you from this marriage!
奥森还在假释期 对吧 Orson's still on parole, right?
还有一年 怎么了 For another year. Why?
如果他违反了假释条例 比如说 If he violates parole by, for instance,
和一个重罪狱友联系 法院就会收回他的假释权限 associating with a known felon, they can revoke it.
把他从新送回监狱 所以我们要做的就是 And send him back to jail. All we need to do
弄两个奥森的狱友过来和奥森见面 is get some ex-con in a room with Orson,
我们拍他们的照片 然后就砰! take some pictures, and bam!
他就不能再碰你一根毫毛了 要是他敢 He can't touch you because if he does,
假释法官就会收到这些照片 the parole officer will get the pictures,
奥森就彻底拜拜了 and it's bye-bye, Orson.
卡尔 太完美了 这样他就得同意和我离婚 Karl, that's perfect! And then he'll have to let me go.
我觉得某人该得到香吻一枚 Ahh. I think someone deserves a kiss.
卡尔 我们有过约定的 Mm! Karl, we agreed.
布里 我们认识以来你丈夫不在家 Bree, for the first time since we've been together,
这可是第一次 your husband is out of town.
这么好的机会 你忍心浪费吗 Do we really want to let that go to waste?
嗯 Mmm.
快接啊 快接啊 Come on. Come on!
嗯 Mmm. Mmm.
别接 Do not answer that.
这里是布里 请给我留言 This is Bree. Please leave a message.
见鬼 Oh, damn it!
嗯 Mmm!
你好 Hello?
布里 让你房间里的汉子快点出来 快! Bree, you gotta get that man out of your bedroom right now!
你说什么 我房间里面没人啊 What? There's no man in my room.
哦 是吗 恐怕你房间里面要更挤了 Oh, good, 'cause it was just about to get a whole lot more crowded.
奥森回来了 Orson is home.
奥森 Orson.
你回来得好早啊 You're home early.
出什么事了吗 Is something wrong?
怎么回来这么早 Why are you back so soon?
我感冒了 就回来了 I'm coming down with a cold.
你知道我很恋家的 You know how I hate to be sick away from home.
你这是干嘛 What are you doing?
楼下有两只杯子 一只还有酒呢 There are two glasses downstairs and one has wine.
你一定不是一个人 You are obviously not alone here.
你什么意思? What are you implying?
别装了 你知道我在讲什么 布里 You know perfectly well what I'm implying, Bree.
那只杯是给谁留的? Who was drinking the wine?
首先 Well, first of all,
你居然认为我是那样的人 我觉得被侮辱了 I am insulted that you would even think that...
布里 你跑哪去了 哦 你在这儿啊 Bree, where are you? Oh, there you are!
奥森 Orson.
哇 我回去甩干衣服 Wow, I pop home for five minutes
才5分钟 to toss some clothes in the dryer,
你就弄了个男人在你房间里 and you got a man in your bedroom.
今晚在这里的是你吗 You were here tonight?
是啊 来喝点小酒聊点八卦 Oh, yeah. Just tossin' back a little vino and gossiping.
是啊 她那里谁的八卦新闻都有 Yes, this girl knows everything about everybody.
还有酒吗 我也来一杯 Is there any wine left? I could use a glass.
去吧 就在楼下的桌子上 Yes, downstairs on the table. You go on ahead.
我们本来也要聊完了的 We're gonna finish up our girl talk.
衣服在哪儿? 枕头后面 - Where are the clothes? - Behind the pillow.
你得跳下去了 Hey. You're gonna have to jump.
那有一片玫瑰丛 所以穿上裤子先 There's Rose bushes, so put your pants on first.
安吉 我不知道该怎么感谢你了 Angie, I can't thank you enough.
我这么做不是为了你 是为了奥森 I didn't do this for you. I did it for Orson.
奥森? 我可是为你好 For Orson? I defended you.
我告诉他你才不屑于做这种 偷鸡摸狗的事情呢 我理解你为什么鄙视我 I told him you had too much class to do something like this. I understand your disdain,
可事情比你想象的要复杂的多 but this is a complicated situation.
那让我给你简化下好了 两个男人想要你 选一个吧 Let me make it simple for you... Two men want you. Choose one.
可我有选择吗? But which one?
奥森威胁我 不让我离开他 Orson's blackmailing me to stay with him.
他手段老练又狡猾沉稳 He's manipulative and calculating and...
那就和你的情郎私奔算了 可是我跟卡尔没法过日子啊 Then go with lover boy. But what kind of life would I have with Karl?
他粗俗而自大 He's crass and conceited
我们之间唯一共同爱好 就是做爱 那你为什么要和一个你不爱的人 and the only thing we seem to have in common is sex. Then why are you having an affair
搞婚外恋 我不是说过了做爱吗 with someone you don't even like? Did I mention the sex?
卡尔带给我 Karl brings out passion in me
从未有过的激情 每次他抱紧我 我都融化了一样 I never knew I had. I melt every time he touches me.
好吧 那想法办法离婚吧 Great! Then find a way out of your marriage
然后找个像...卡尔这样的人 共度余生吧 我也想 可是我... and... and start building a life with this... Karl. I would. It's just...
什么 What?
奥森喜欢歌剧 Orson likes opera.
嘿 忙吗 Hey, you busy?
不忙 No.
昨晚加布和你说了吗 So, did, uh, Gaby talk to you last night?
没有啊 我只是有事情跟你说 No. But I need to talk to you.
我想要你去主观迈阿密的分公司 Oh. I want you to run the Miami office.
什么? 既然泰瑞斯不愿去 那就只能是你了 What? If it isn't gonna be Terrence, then it has to be you.
公司正在紧要关头 The future of the company is at stake.
我需要我最好的部下顶上去 I need my best people on the spot.
不会让你一直在那的 It won't be forever,
那决定于公司在那儿几年之后的发展 and depending on how things go after a couple of years,
也许你可以搬回来 电话办公也好 卡洛斯 你这是什么意思 maybe you could even move back and telecommute from here. Carlos, what is this?
什么什么意思 What's what?
别扯了 你知道我怀孕了的 Oh, come on, I know you know I'm pregnant.
你怀孕了? 喔 太好了 You're pregnant? Wow. Great.
卡洛斯 拜托 我知道加布告诉你了 Carlos, please, I know Gaby told you.
她没有 Nope.
要是有人告诉我这种事情的话 我一定会记得的 I would remember somebody telling me something like that.
好了 你看怎么样 So what's your answer?
你把别人派到迈阿密去吧 You send someone else to Miami...
我留在这里 这就是我给你的答复 And I stay here. That's my answer.
但是我需要的是你去迈阿密 不是你留在这儿 Except I need you in Miami, and I don't need you here.
你不必留在这儿了 Not anymore.
卡洛斯 我很抱歉 Carlos, I am sorry.
我知道我该早告诉你的 I know I should've told you when I first found out.
请相信我 我也想告诉你的 可是... Believe me, I wish I had now. But...
我怀孕期间你不能炒掉我 You can't fire me for being pregnant.
我没炒你鱿鱼啊 勒奈特 我是在给你你升职 I'm not firing you, Lynette. I'm offering you a promotion.
但如果你拒绝升职选择离开 If you choose to turn it down and quit instead,
那我也没法留你 I can't stop you.
我能做的就是说祝你好运 All I can do is say good luck.
恭喜你 And congratulations.
不 已经晚了 这里也要打烊了 No, it's late, and I still gotta close up.
是啊 明天也不行 Yeah, um... Tomorrow's no good either.
听着 你是个好人 Listen, you're a nice guy.
我现在只是还不想找男朋友 I'm just not looking for a relationship right now.
抱歉 Sorry.
还在吗? Hello?
你们女孩子总觉得让个男孩伤心很容易 I know you girls think that's lettin' a guy down easy,
相信我 没那么容易的 but, uh, trust me, it ain't.
你不要什么了吧 我要去后面打扫一下 You okay for now? I gotta clean up in the back.
不要什么 你去吧 Yeah. I'm good.
帕蒂亚探员吗? Agent padilla?
给你个小提示 Little memory quiz for you.
这里是黑色猫头鹰(接头暗号?) This is black owl.
见鬼 你嘴还是这么黑 哈? Damn, Chris, still sharp as a tack, huh?
别 别 别问我那么多 别说话 No, no, no, no. Don't... don't ask me anything. Don't talk.
这次通话不会超过60秒的 This conversation will last less than 60 seconds.
我们都心里明白 We both know why.
钱的问题我正在想办法 I'm thinking about comin' in.
你再打断我 我就挂了 You interrupt me again, and I hang up.
我说了 我正在想办法 I said I was thinkin' about it.
你我说的这些好好想想怎么办 Now here's what you need to think about.
我不在乎到时候我怎么办 I don't care what happens to me,
我只想让她弄到一本护照 but I have to know she gets a pass.
直到你把事情办妥了 There'll be no further discussion on this
我是不会给你打电话的 下次再打给你 until that is firm. Next time you hear from me,
你就得给我个准确的答复 并且我希望听到的最好是句"办好了" you will have an answer to that question, and it better be yes.
你在偷听? You eavesdroppin' on me?
没有啊 No.
我刚到这里 No, I just got here.
我正要回家 And I wanna go home.
再见 I'll see you.
在紫藤巷有这样一个咖啡馆 There is a coffee shop in Fairview.
你可以在把这里当做 It's known as a place
一个读晨报的地方 where you can read your morning paper...
一个会朋友的地方 Where you can meet your friends...
一个度过了漫长的一天后 Where you can have a cup of coffee
来喝杯咖啡的地方 at the end of a long day.
是的 Yes,
咖啡馆对于每个人来说都是个好地方 it was a place known for many things.
忘了什么东西在这里了吗 Oh. Hey. Did you forget something?
你干什么 What are you doing?
不过此夜过后 But after this night,
这里就变成了一个 it would be known for something...
噩梦觉醒的鬼地方 Far worse.