《绝望的主妇》 前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives,
他不是被判了终身监禁吗 That maniac was serving a life sentence.
女士们好啊 Hello, ladies.
保罗·杨回来了 Paul Young came back.
道格要离开我了 Doug is leaving me.
勒奈特的朋友无家可归了 Lynette's friend had nowhere to go.
我花了8年的时间 深爱着别人的女儿 I've spent eight years loving someone else's daughter.
很久以前有个孩子被调包了 A baby was switched long ago,
卡洛斯下了决心 and Carlos made a decision.
我们不要告诉加布 We're not telling Gaby.
苏珊得到了一份工作 Susan got a job offer.
女人穿着内衣做家事 Women doing housework in lingerie.
布里的装修工 While Bree's contractor...
加上你的红发 你站在这间房里一定美艳极了 With your red hair, you will look so hot in this room.
让人遐想连篇 brought possibilities to light.
一切就绪 All set.
因为你还是新手 Now that you're a biker chick,
所以还得记住一件事 there's one other thing you gotta know how to do.
谢谢 先生 Thanks, mister.
很久以前 It had been a long time
布里·范德坎普还是个小女孩 since Bree Van de Kamp was a little girl,
不过她仍然清楚地记得 but she could still remember
她在性方面蒙受的教导 everything she'd ever been told about sex.
她的外婆告诉她 性是女人的负担 Her grandmother informed her it was a woman's burden.
她的牧师警告她 性是罪恶 Her minister warned her it was a sin.
她的老师教给她 性是不健康的 Her teacher taught her it was unhealthy.
是的 每个人都告诉布里 Yes, everyone had told Bree
性冲动是危险的 her sexual urges were dangerous.
但从来没人告诉过她 But no one had ever told her...
如何抑制冲动 how to get rid of them.
你在这儿啊 Hey. There you are.
我要去银行 I'm off to the bank.
走之前先看看这个 Before you go, I wanna show you something.
来 全新的点子 Come here. Whole new idea.
我想在书房里镶上这个 I wanna panel the study in this.
那 那很不寻常 Oh. Well, that's, uh, unusual.
来自怀俄明防雪栅栏的老桦木 Historical birch from a wyoming snow fence.
有200多年历史了 感觉一下 Over 200 years old. Feel it.
别这样 说真的 No. Really.
感觉一下 Feel it.
你知道他们称之为什么 You know what they call this?
见证树 因为它见证了那么多历史 Witness wood, 'cause it's seen so much history,
不像我 历史课都睡过去了 unlike me, who slept through history
只能去上暑期班 and had to go to summer school.
我得走了 不早了 I have to go. It's late.
正是如此 布里从小 Yes, when Bree was a little girl,
就被教导说 she'd been taught
性冲动是危险的 her sexual urges were dangerous.
不幸的是 她即将了解到 Unfortunately, she was about to learn...
性冲动的危险 还可能殃及他人 those urges were dangerous...for everyone.
胡安妮塔 Juanita.
绝望的主妇 第七季 第二集 Desperate Housewives S07 E02
美景镇医院的医生和护士 The doctors and nurses at Fairview Hospital
都是疗伤的专家 are experts at healing.
他们能把断骨接好 They can set bones...
用绷带包扎伤口 bandage wounds...
治疗各种疾病 and treat diseases.
悲哀的是 对于消除罪恶感 Sadly, one thing they don't know how to heal
他们就一筹莫展了 is a guilty conscience.
我不知道怎么回事 她一下子冒了出来 I don't know what happened. She just came out of nowhere.
亲爱的 谁都会出这种事 Oh, honey, this could've been any of us.
那条街上的孩子们经常到处乱跑 Kids on that street always playing where they shouldn't be.
不过 如果他们能出来说说情况 Still, I would just feel better if they would come out
我会感觉好受些 and tell us something.
胡安妮塔被抬上救护车时还在说话呢 Juanita was talking when they put her in the ambulance,
我看她应该没事 so I'm sure everything's gonna be fine.
我刚跟一个护士谈过 And I just spoke to one of the nurses.
-看上去不严重的 -那我就放心了 - She seemed pretty positive. - Well, that's a relief.
保罗 Paul?
你来这干吗 W-what are you doing here?
我听说出事了 所以就马上赶来 I heard about the accident, so I-I rushed right over.
邻里之间应该互相关爱 That's what neighbors do, right?
你真是周到 Well, that's very thoughtful.
我们会告诉加布你来过了 We'll tell Gaby you stopped by.
对 你没必要在这耗着 Yeah, don't feel like you have to hang around.
反正也帮不上忙 There's nothing we can do.
我们可以祈祷 We can pray.
亲爱的主 请您保佑这个小孩子 Dear lord, we ask that you be with this young child
保佑那些照顾她的医生 and with the doctors caring for her...
请让她彻底恢复健康 and that she may be returned in full health
回到深爱她的家人身边 阿门 to loving family. Amen.
阿门 Amen.
我得回家了 有人要来 Well, I have to get home. I'm expecting someone.
请向加布转达我的美好祝愿 Please extend my good wishes to Gaby.
亲爱的主 求你千万别让那个垃圾再碰我了 Dear lord, please don't let that creep ever touch me again.
阿门 Amen.
加布 谢天谢地 Oh, Gaby, thank God.
胡安妮塔怎么样了 How is Juanita?
她会没事的 She's gonna be fine.
他们还要她留院观察几天 They're keeping her a couple days for observation.
所以我告诉卡洛斯没必要 So I told Carlos he doesn't even have to
中断出差飞回来 fly back from his business trip.
真是个好消息 That's great news.
是啊 Yeah, it is.
布里 安德鲁 我能跟你们俩谈一下吗 Uh, Bree, Andrew, can I talk to you for a second?
谢谢大家过来探望 Thanks for coming.
我真是太有福气了 有这么好的... I feel so blessed to have such wonderful...
你们这家人是怎么回事啊 What the hell is wrong with you people?!
先是要了我婆婆的命 First you take out my mother-in-law,
现在又冲我女儿来了 then you go after my daughter.
难道你们要把这世上的胡安妮塔·索利斯都赶尽杀绝 Are you trying to kill off every Juanita Solis on the planet?!
我承认 这是个可怕的巧合 I admit it was a terrible coincidence.
你也太大意了 知道吗 You're gettin' sloppy, you know.
-这次还是大白天呢 -很抱歉 - This one was in broad daylight. - I'm sorry.
她一下子冒了出来 She just came out of nowhere.
你没见过我女儿吗 Have you seen my daughter?
她从来不会"一下子冒出来" She never comes out of nowhere.
另一方面 我想说 Uh, on a related note, I just wanna say
非常感谢你 how much I appreciate you
没有告诉卡洛斯我撞了他妈妈的事 not telling Carlos about me running over his mom.
我告诉你 原因之一是我不喜欢她 I'm gonna give you that one 'cause I wasn't fond of her.
不过至于我们家其他人 给我小心点 But as for the rest of my family, learn to swerve!
为什么总是有这样的事 Why does this keep happening?
我不知道 也许上帝在惩罚我们 I don't know. I mean, maybe God's punishing us.
或者是上帝在惩罚索利斯家 Or God is punishing the Solises,
上帝不过是借我们之手 and we're just doing God's work.
我感觉真可怕 I feel awful.
我本不该那么入神地听广播 I should never have been fiddling with that radio.
广播 妈妈 我从街对面就看见你了 Radio? Mom, I saw you from across the street.
你在盯着金斯的屁股看 You were checking out Keith's ass.
胡说八道 That's preposterous.
你盯着装修工的屁股看的样子 You were looking at that contractor's butt
仿佛正在期待一盘牛排酱 like you were waiting for a side of steak sauce.
管住你的嘴 Watch your mouth.
这可不是你的同性恋舞蹈俱乐部 This isn't one of your homosexual dance clubs.
我说了 是广播 I'm telling you, it was the radio.
好吧 不过下次你提起广播的时候 Okay. Fine. But while we're talking about the radio,
要知道那位模特 uh, you do know that that particular model is,
好像比你小15岁 对吧 like, 15 years too young for you, right?
谁啊 Who is it?
玛克西恩 Maxine.
哦 等一下 Oh, uh, hang on a second.
我正专心做第一场表演呢 Ah, I was just wrapping up my first session.
我知道 我正看着呢 I know. I was watching.
怎样 And?
你觉得怎么样 What'd you think?
简直像看一场梦 It was like watching a dream.
知道为什么吗 因为我睡着了 And you know why? 'cause I was asleep.
坐下 亲爱的 Sit down, honey.
我该指点你一下了 It's time I gave you a few pointers.
现在 看到我在做什么了吗 Now... you see what I'm doing here?
咱们可别把掸子给忘了 And let's not forget the duster.
好了 好了 我明白了 Okay. Okay, I-I get it.
这里还有什么 污点 And what have we here? Smudges.
我们用那桌子吃饭呢 Uh, we eat off that table.
我说得够明白了吧 Am I making my point?
我们的卖点是 梦幻 We are selling a fantasy here.
你得 完全放松 You gotta, you know, loosen up.
我也想啊 只是 I want to. I just...
我总是忍不住想到那些男人 I can't stop thinking about all those men out there
正看着我 watching me.
是的 他们正看着你 Yes, they're watching you.
他们把辛苦挣来的美元花在这里 They are spending their hard-earned dollars
是为了看性感尤物 to see the perfect woman.
你 我的宝贝 You, my darling,
有着无限的魔力 have all the power here.
现在 Now...
那块地毯上有面包屑哦 is that a crumb I see on that rug?
对 就这样 That's it.
这才是我的好姑娘 That's my girl.
道格 如果你的律师不把财产分割协议做得像样一点 Doug, if your lawyers don't sweeten the settlement offer,
我就起诉要求一半财产了 I will sue you for half of everything,
你女朋友体内新植入的东西也包括在内 And that includes your girlfriend's new implants.
你是用我们的联名帐户付的帐 You paid for 'em out of our joint account,
所以理论上说 其中一个硅胶也属于我 so technically, one of those puppies is mine.
我可不知道我会怎样 Oh, I don't know.
也许会把它扔在泳池里当救生圈用 Maybe throw it in the pool and use it as a floatie.
雷尼 Uh, Renee.
她很快也要和男生约会了 Oh, she's gonna be dating soon enough.
她该了解了解男人是什么东西了 It's time she learned what men are all about.
现在 甜心 Now, sweetie,
关于婚姻 雷尼阿姨教给了你什么 what did Auntie Renee teach you about marriage?
千万别签婚前协议 Never sign a prenup.
不错啊 Oh! Jeez!
-下班回到家感觉怎样 -我感觉不太舒服 - How are you doing home from work? - I'm not feeling well.
-又不舒服了 -是啊 - Again? - Yeah.
这星期都第三次了 That's the third time this week.
你得去看看医生 You need to go to the doctor.
不 我没事 No, I'm fine.
我就是想躺在沙发上看看电视 I'm just gonna lie on the couch and watch some TV.
好 Okay.
在你打开高尔夫频道之前 Before you fire up the golf channel,
能顺便去趟杂货店吗 you think maybe you'd make a quick run to grocery store?
我很累 你去不了吗 I'm tired. Can't you do it?
我现在有点儿忙 I'm a little busy right now.
我有五个孩子还有个百无一用的客人 I've got five kids and a useless house guest.
在这呢 Hi there.
你得帮点忙啊 I need you functional.
要不就去看医生 有病就治 Either go to the doctor and get some help
要不就别再唧唧歪歪 给我干点活 or quit complaining and give me some help.
好 我明天去看医生 Fine. I'll go tomorrow.
天哪 有点同情心好不好 Man, the sympathy in here is just overwhelming.
怎么啦 What?
没什么 与我无关 Nothing. It's none of my business.
不过 But...
你可能得小心点 You may wanna be careful.
你们两个现在有点像我和道格了 You two are starting to sound a lot like me and Doug.
谢谢关心 不过汤姆和我经常这样 I appreciate the concern, but Tom and I always do that.
以前道格和我也是那样 Doug and I always did that, too.
可看看我们现在 Look at us now.
我跟你说 我们关系很好的 I'm telling you, we're fine.
你在说 那就是吧 If you say so.
全中 Good.
医生说她没事 The doctors say she's gonna be fine.
他们只是把她留院观察 They're only keeping her in the hospital as a precaution.
很快就可以出院了 She'll be home in a few days.
感谢上帝 Oh, thank god.
他来了 抬头不见低头见 Well, look, he's here.
别来煞风景了 行吗 Can we please not have another ugly scene?
我只是问问胡安妮塔的情况 I only came to check on Juanita.
她很好 She's fine.
太好了 Fantastic.
你把我们的番茄植株移走了 So I see you let our tomato plants whither...
和处理我俩关系的手段如出一辙 just like you did our relationship.
那是因为你的西红柿一副讨厌相 that's what happens when you grow needy, whiny tomatoes.
好了两位 别吵了 Boys, boys, it's been a month.
你们彼此亲下屁股 和好如初吧 Can't you just kiss each other's bottoms and make up?
同志的一贯作法 是吧 Isn't that what they do?
那是谁 Who is that?
她好像迷路了 She looks lost.
要去帮她一把吗 Should we help her?
啊 见鬼 Aah! Son of a bitch!
我们得去帮帮她 We should help her.
见鬼 Son of a...
哦 哦 Oh! Oh!
小姐 你还好吗 Miss, is everything okay?
不好 No.
完全找不到北了 I am so lost.
我把地址告诉的士司机 I gave the cab driver the address,
但我身上只带了20块钱 but I only had a $20, and it turns out
只够坐到木槿环岛 that only gets you as far as Hibiscus Circle,
所以他把我扔到那里 so he dumped me,
然后我就踩着这双破鞋一路步行 and I had to walk in these shoes, which broke,
以后我再也不会在 网上买鞋了 and that is the last time I am buying footwear over the internet.
你是要到紫藤郡吗 Uh, were you looking for Wisteria Lane?
对 就是那里 Yeah, that sounds right.
我的金鱼还是活蹦乱跳的吗 Is my fish moving?
如果它死了 我今天就背到极点了 If he goes belly-up, this is going to be the worst day ever.
你来这里找谁 Who is it you're here to see?
保罗·杨. Uh, Paul Young.
是吗 你是他朋友 Really? Are you a friend of his?
其实 W-well...
贝丝 Beth!
我想你几小时前就该到了 Oh! I thought you were gonna be here hours ago.
想必刚刚大家都见过我妻子了 Well... I see you've all met my wife.
抱歉 这里实在是太热了 Sorry, it got... really hot in here,
我以为你会晚一点回来 and I thought you'd be gone for a while.
胡安妮塔情况怎样 她还好吗 So how is Juanita? Is she okay?
恩 好多了 Um, she's doing much better.
谢谢关心 Thank you for asking.
感谢上帝 你呢 Thank God. How are you doing?
我 我挺好 Um, me? I'm okay.
工程进展如何 How's the work coming?
很顺利 Pretty good.
我正准备 Just getting ready to put, uh...
穿反了 Shoot. It's on backwards.
布里 Bree?
你真的没事吗 You sure you're okay?
我很好 I'm fine. Fine.
只是今天实在是波澜起伏 It's just been a very... stressful day.
我了解你需要什么 I think I know what you need.
没事的 It's okay.
撞到那个小女孩纯属意外 Hitting that little girl was an accident.
每个人都有可能犯错 It could've happened to anyone.
请你离开 I have to let you go!
什么 Huh?
你先放了我 我们到此为止 After you let me go. Everyone should just let go!
你要解雇我 Are you firing me?
为什么 Why?
我家被你弄得一片狼藉 You're too messy.
你把工具随处乱放 Your tools-- they're scattered everywhere.
可这里是施工现场啊 Well, this is a construction site.
而且你还把油漆弄得到处都是 And you're getting paint all over the place.
还有你的古龙水 简直让人难以忍受 And that cologne of yours-- it's overpowering.
我没用古龙水 I don't wear cologne.
你居然不用 That's just you?
天啊 Oh, dear.
不管怎样 当然 Anyway, obviously...
我会按你接手那天开始支付 I will pay you for the time you've put in,
我想你可以走了 but I think you should go.
你可以以支票付款 You can... send me a check.
伙计们 拜拜 Bye, guys.
祝你们今天过得愉快 Have a great day.
你不去上班吗 Hey, aren't you going to work?
还没呢 第一节课11点才开始 Oh, my first class isn't till 11:00.
我想利用早上的时间做些首饰 I thought I'd spend the morning making more jewelry.
看来你真打算贴补家用啊 Wow, you really are determined to bring in some extra money.
你一无所知 You have no i dea.
你不让我把脚放到那张桌子上 And you don't let me put my feet on that table.
麦克 你怎么 这么快又折回来了 Mike! Uh, what are you--what are you doing home so quick?
我忘记拿保温杯了 你干嘛穿成这样 I forgot my thermos. What are you wearing?
呃 Uh...
我刚刚在做家务 Uh, I was, uh, just-- just doing housework...
显而易见 O-obviously,
然后 空调坏了 and, uh, the air conditioning isn't working,
家里非常热 so it got really hot in here.
我想说 I'll say.
介意我和你一起做吗 Mind if I join you?
不 不 No! No! Uh...
哦 Oh!
要不 Uh... you know what?
我们去卧室吧 Why don't we take this in the bedroom?
这里挺好 What's wrong with right here?
真是幸运 I am one lucky guy...
回到家居然撞见如此火爆的场面 to come home to a hot fantasy like this.
对 我也是个幸运儿 Yep. And I am one lucky girl
有一个你这么好的丈夫 to have a... have a husband like... You. Ohh.
找到合适的公寓了吗 Any luck finding an apartment?
没有令我动心的 Not with my settlement.
负担金额与纽约一样的房价 With New York prices,
却只能住比这里还小的地方 I'll be forced to live in a place smaller than this.
上帝 你是如何让自己在此屈就的呀 Oh, my God. How will you keep from bumping into yourself?
知道我是怎么想的吗 You know what I was thinking?
我打算直接就在美景镇找一地住下 Why don't I just find a place here in Fairview?
在美景镇 Fairview?
不 Uh... no.
不 不 No, no!
您可是个都市女人 You're a New Yorker.
你热衷剧院 博物馆 You love the theater, museums.
你自己也说 You said yourself,
在这附近连个喝高档咖啡的地儿都没有 you can't even get a decent cup of coffee around here.
不 我指的是在你家 勒奈特 Uh, no, I meant here, Lynette.
把这个咖啡壶洗干净真有那么难吗 Really, how hard is it to clean the pot?
回来了 医生怎么说 Hey! How'd it go with the doctor?
恩 我们能否 Yeah, can, uh, we, um...
谈谈 Talk about that?
医生怎么说 So what did the doctor say?
你先坐下 You're gonna wanna sit down.
汤姆 你别吓我 怎么回事 Tom, you are scaring me. What is it?
我得了产后抑郁症 I have postpartum depression.
再说一遍 Come again?
我知道这听上去很诡异 但是 I know it sounds weird, b-but it's--it's--
这是我同年龄段的父亲们的通病 It's a recognized problem for fathers my age.
我具有这病的所有典型症状 I've got all the classic symptoms--
头痛 情绪波动 Headaches, mood swings,
疲倦 fatigue.
告诉我 他有没有给你 Tell me, did he check you for
做宫颈感染检查 a yeast infection while heads down there, too?
挖苦讽刺之余还是先来了解一下事实吧 Why don't you learn the facts before you make fun of it?
《男性与产后综合症 "Men and postpartum:
有苦说不出》 The bitter seed."
我不会相信的 Yeah, I'm... not buying it.
给我看看你的妊娠纹 还有被咬坏的乳头吧 Show me one stretch mark, one chapped nipple,
我们还是来谈谈你的产后综合症吧 and we'll talk about your postpartum.
医学上真有此说法的 It's a legitimate medical condition.
而且是你让我去看病的 And you're the one who told me to go to the doctor.
那你也要有点鉴别能力啊 So you could be of some use around here,
而不是些 not so you could, uh...
好好洗个澡 然后打个盹 Oh, "Take long baths or get in some extra naps"?
拜托你把整个手册看过之后再发表意见 Do me a favor. Read the whole pamphlet.
我真希望我能 汤姆 Gosh, I wish I could, Tom.
但很遗憾 我照顾的小孩不止你一个 Unfortunately, I have to go take care of my other baby.
我喜欢这房子 I love the house.
都是我倾尽全力打点的 Oh. Well, I did the best I could.
不过还缺少一点女人的味道 I think it needs a woman's touch.
我对装修没什么经验 I-I don't have much experience with decorating.
我挪动下椅子 妈妈都会大发雷霆 If I so much as moved a chair, mama would throw a fit.
那你一定感到幸福 终于有自己的家了 then you must be happy to finally have your own home.
可能吧 I guess.
这里 Look at this--
没有有机玻璃 no plexiglas.
我都未曾想象过 某天 I never dreamed the day would come
你实实在在地出现在我面前 when I could reach out and touch you.
我也没想到 I didn't either.
对于监狱生活 我唯一怀念的 There is one thing I'll miss about prison--
就是你的信 your letters.
有段时间里 他们是我活着的唯一动力 Some days, they were the only things keeping me going.
很高兴你能喜欢 I'm glad you liked them.
非常感谢你为了我不辞辛劳 Uh, thank you again for going to so much trouble.
晚餐非常棒 Dinner is wonderful.
我想把今晚打造得特别一点 I wanted tonight to be special.
监狱里不批准配偶探视 Since the prison didn't allow conjugal visits,
所以今晚是我们的新婚之夜 this is... kind of our wedding night.
说到这里 About that..
我都迫不及待 想为你做饭 I can't wait to start cooking for you
为你打点这里的一切了 and making things nice around here,
但还有一些 but there are certain other...
妻子应尽的义务 我不愿过于仓促 wifely duties that I don't want to rush into.
是吗 Oh?
我们还需要进一步了解彼此 We're still getting to know each other.
妈妈说你能理解的 Mama said you'd understand.
我想我明白 Oh, I suppose I do.
我没扫你的兴吧 You're not upset?
当然没有 Of course not.
婚姻比性更重要 There's more to marriage than sex.
索利斯太太 我能和你谈谈吗 Oh, Mrs. Solis, can I talk to you?
如果是关于胡安妮塔吃太多甜点 If this is about Juanita and the dessert cart,
我告诉过你 不必太在意 I told you not to leave it unattended.
不是 我刚刚查阅了她的资料 No, I was reviewing her chart,
然后发现了几个问题 and I realized we still had a couple of questions.
-她对药物过敏吗 -我知道的没有 - Is she allergic to any medications? - Uh, not that I'm aware of.
-那她是否接种最新的疫苗 -是 - Okay. All her vaccinations up-to-date? - Yes.
你在她多大的时候领养了她 And how old was she when you adopted her?
我知道这难以置信 I know it's hard to believe
如此娇小的母亲居然生出那么壮硕的女儿 that the little acorn gave birth to the mighty oak,
但是 我的确是她的亲生母亲 But believe me, I did.
是吗 Okay.
也许是我弄混了 但有一次 Maybe I'm confused, but the other day
我们谈论输血事宜时 when we talked about possible blood transfusions,
你告诉我你们夫妻俩都是O型血啊 you told me you and your husband were type-o.
我们是啊 Yeah, we are.
怎么了 So?
你女儿是A型 O型血的夫妇无法育有A型血的子女 Well, your daughter is type-A. Two O's can't have an "A."
当我没说 Never mind.
什么 什么意思 Oa, whoa, whoa. What... what was that?
什么叫"当我没说" What was that "Oh. Never mind"?
与我无关 It's none of my business.
不 不 告诉我 你想暗示什么 No, no, tell me. What are you implying?
没什么 Nothing.
我只是表述索利斯先生作为A型孩子生父 I'm simply stating that the odds of Mr. Solis being
这个可能性 the biological father of a type-A baby
基本是 零 are roughly... nil.
你意思是我背着他出轨了 Are you suggesting I cheated on him?
我只是陈述索利斯先生作为 I'm simply stating that the odds of Mr. Solis being
-生父的可能性是 -听着 小护士 - the biological father are - Listen, nursie.
我知道你无聊的工作 整天清理便盆 I know you spend your days emptying bedpans
给那些老人剃毛什么的 and shaving the groins of senior citizens,
你以为这是拍电视剧吗 but there's no drama here.
我对我的丈夫很忠诚 I've been faithful to my husband.
我没什么可隐瞒的 I have nothing to hide.
把那给我 Give me that.
早上好 Good morning.
你没睡好吗 Did you have trouble sleeping?
我昨晚熬夜了 Ah, I was up kinda late.
天哪 汤姆可真能说 Boy, that Tom sure can talk.
你跟汤姆一块熬夜 You were up with Tom?
是啊 我想他最近压力挺大的 Oh. Yeah. I guess he had a lot on his mind.
瞧你俩昨晚谈话的口气 No surprise after the way things went
也就不奇怪了 between you two yesterday.
他在抱怨这个 He was complaining about that?
我可不想做夹心板 Oh, I don't want to get in the middle.
亲爱的 你跟我老公在凌晨3点 Honey, you had a pajama party with my husband
还着睡衣聊天 3:00 in the morning.
你已经掺和进去了 You're in the middle.
那好吧 Well...
汤姆觉得你不听他说话 Tom feels that you don't listen to him.
天 我当然在听 Oy. Guy--sure I do.
我知道有男性产后抑郁症这么一事 I heard that whole spiel about male postpartum,
当然还知道这是多么的 乱扯 otherwise known by its initials--B.S.
看 就是这个意思 See, that's just the thing.
他认为你是在听 但并没有听进去 He thinks you hear, but you don't listen.
够了 Okay.
够了 你给我打住 Okay, you stop.
我不需要你来挽救我的婚姻 I don't need you troubleshooting my marriage.
我不希望你以后再跟我老公 And I don't want you having any more
搞这种秘密倾谈 of these little conversations with my husband.
好吧 Okay. Fine.
我说真的 And I mean it.
你怎么才来 我一个小时前给你打的电话 There you are! I called you an hour ago!
我在学校呢 I was at school.
亲爱的 同学们给你做了海报 Hi, sweetie! The kids in your class made you a poster.
看布列塔尼说什么了 Look what Brittany said.
对的 对的 她很喜欢 过来 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She loves it. Come on!
快来 Come on!
怎么回事 What is going on?!
好吧 Okay.
你还记不记得8年前 Do you remember eight years ago
我们有一回周末去滑雪 when we went on that ski weekend?
有点模糊了 Uh... vaguely.
不 不 不 不允许模糊 No, no, no, no, no! It can't be "vaguely."
-好好想一下 -那好吧 - I need you to focus. - Oh! Oh! Okay.
还记得我们是怎么和那个法国佬共进晚餐的吗 Remember how you and I had dinner with that French guy?
那个被你叫做大沙袋的家伙吗 The one you referred to as le package?
正是 Exactly.
好了 把你记得的全告诉我 Okay. Tell me everything you remember.
我记得我吃了奶酪火锅 然后草莓不见了 Ooh! I remember I had the fondue and I lost my strawberry,
这时候服务生差点看见我... and the waiter almost caught me when I put my--
我在说我和那个沙袋的事 I'm talking about me and the package!
干嘛对我大吼大叫 Why are you yelling at me?
因为我要疯了 你当时去睡觉了 'Cause I'm mad! You went off to bed
把我和那个法国佬留在了酒店吧台 and left me and frenchie drinking at the hotel bar,
朋友是不会让好友先醉的 and friends don't let friends flirt drunk!
看在上帝的份上 Now for the love of God,
请至少告诉我究竟何时回房的 do you at least remember when I came back to the room?
我记得当时天亮了 I remember the sun was coming up.
天哪 Oh, God.
加布 你不是在说... Gaby, you're not saying...
是的 Yeah.
我觉得胡安妮塔可能是法国妞 I think Juanita might be French.
当卡洛斯出差回来时 When Carlos returned from his business trip,
他在医院下车 去探望女儿 he stopped at the hospital to visit his daughter,
她睡得正香 who had been sleeping peacefully.
然后他回家陪老婆 Then he came home to see his wife,
而她正酝酿天方夜谭 who had been plotting frantically.
你醒了 Oh, you're awake.
你真的醒了 Mmm. You're really awake.
什么 What...
卡洛斯 你在干什么 Carlos, what are you doing?!
我 我刚上床 是你爬到我身上来的 Me? I just got into bed! You climbed on top of me.
-是我 -当然 你想要和我做爱 - I did? - Yeah. You were kinda making out with me
可不是我主动的 Not that I'm complaining.
不 怎么又这样了 Oh, no. It's happening again!
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我的梦游性爱 My sexsomnia.
你的什么 Your what?
其实和梦游差不多 Yeah, it's like sleepwalking, except...
只是不是用腿 而是用... 你懂的 instead of using your legs, you use your... you know.
梦游性爱 Sexsomnia.
去查查看 不骗你 It's real. Look it up.
什么时候开始的 Since when have you had that?
肯定是女儿出生前就有了 Well, definitely before the girls were born.
怎么以前我没见过 I've never seen you do it before.
一般只是在我累过头了才会发生 Well, it mostly only happens when I'm really tired,
好比锻炼过度 Like when I work out too much
或是滑雪 or go skiing.
那我明天早上第一件事 Well, then first thing tomorrow,
先查查去阿斯彭的机票[美国滑雪胜地] I'm checking out airfare to Aspen.
别 别 这可不是闹着玩的 很危险的 No! No, no, no. It's not a joke. It's dangerous.
天晓得下一个对象是谁 It doesn't matter who I'm next to.
我可以毫不知情地和别人做爱 I could have sex and not even know it.
既然你醒了 Well, since you're up...
不 我太累了 No, I'm too tired...
羞愧死了 晚安 and ashamed. Good night.
我把这个还给你 Hey, I thought I'd return this.
-先前问奥森借的 -谢谢 - I borrowed it from Orson a while back. - Thank you.
你性感的设计师去哪了 So where's that chippendale dancer
你雇他来装修房子的 you hired to fix your house?
如果你是指那个装修工 他叫金斯 If you mean my contractor, his name is Keith,
我必须让他走 and I had to let him go.
发生什么了 你抓住他 在他腹肌上磨奶酪了? Why? You catch him, uh, grating cheese on his abs?
只是大家不太合得来 It just wasn't working out.
把这么个性感的尤物 Must've been pretty bad for you
从你前院里赶走 真是太糟糕了 to kick that shirtless wonder out of your front yard.
从你家前院走过时 我的心都要跳出来了 I was finally reaching my target heart rate on my walk.
你这么老了 还有此雅兴 You mean at your age, you still have urges to--
我又没死 布里 I'm not dead, Bree.
虽然我睡软的床 软的食物 I may like my bed and my food soft,
-但男人嘛 还是得... -够了 够了 好奇问问而已 - but I like my men-- - Okay. Okay. Just curious.
我只是希望 I guess I was hoping...
希望什么 Hoping what?
希望有一天我能不再受此事困扰 That one day I might outgrow all this.
所以你解雇了金斯 Ah, that's why you fired Keith.
我不能留他在我身边 他太让我分心了 I just can't have him around. He's too distracting.
我不想让自己一错再错 And I refuse to make a fool of myself.
何错之有 And how would that happen?
让我给你数来听听 Well, let me run the numbers for you.
我的婚姻6天前终结了 My marriage ended six days ago,
金斯比我小15岁 Keith is 15 years too young for me,
就我爱过的人而言 And my track record with lovers--
两个死了 一个坐轮椅了 Two dead, one in a wheelchair.
布里 我不能教你如何生活 Bree, I can't tell you how to live your life.
我所知道的就是 压抑自己并非出路 All I know is that not living your life isn't the answer.
对于冒险 我实在不在行 I've just... never been very good at taking risks.
那就听我一句 追寻梦想 相信我 Well, then get good, because take my word for it,
世上没有后悔药 once they turn into regrets, it's too late.
不觉得应该来帮一把吗 Don't feel like you have to help or anything.
酷 Cool.
你老爸去哪了 他的车不在外面 Where's your dad? His car's gone.
他和雷尼去共进晚餐了 Uh, he and Renee went out to dinner.
他和雷尼 He and Renee?
是的 他们去老爸最喜欢的那家法国餐厅了 Yeah. They went to that french restaurant dad likes.
他们说要是你愿意 让你也一起 They said you could join them if you want.
愿意至极 Oh, I want.
你把东西归置好 Okay, you unload these groceries
好好看着你的妹妹 and look after your sister.
我今晚有活动 Nah, I've got plans tonight.
我可不想当保姆 I don't want to get stuck babysitting.
酷 Cool.
真棒 你听到留言了 Hey. Good, you got the message.
一清二楚 你俩看起来 Loud and clear. So you guys sure look like
在讨论非常沉重的话题 you're discussing something heavy.
出什么事了 What's up?
诚然 我在谈论你 To be honest, I was talking about you...
和你越来越挑剔的性格 and your tendency to be critical,
只要我说起你不喜欢的事 你就无视我的感受 and how frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidated
这让我深感挫败 whenever I bring up something you don't like.
雷尼 来吧台 Renee, sidebar.
我究竟有没有警告过你 Did I or did I not tell you
离我的婚姻远一点 to butt the hell out of my marriage?
我又怎么了 What did I do?
我只是边吃甜品 边听人倾诉 I was just finishing my dessert and listening to the guy talk.
"你无视我的感受 我深感挫败" "How frustrating it is to have my feelings invalidated"?
500块一小时的心理学家教你的吧 That's got your $500-an-hour shrink written all over it.
-我只是想帮忙 -这完全是废话 - I was just trying to help. - That's a load of crap.
你是不是没事做 那赶紧找栋房子 You need a project, and since you're currently without
好好装修一下 a house to remodel, you've decided
别来对我的婚姻指手画脚的 to put the wrecking ball to my marriage.
-拜托 我哪有 -你就是这么做的 - Oh, please. - This is what you do.
你把自己的快乐 You take other people's lives apart
建立在别人的分离之苦上 for your own amusement,
然后又把他们凑合到一起为乐 and then you get the fun of putting them back together.
我这次不会让你再得逞了 Well, I'm not letting you do it this time.
我的婚姻不是你夏日度假屋里的 My marriage is not some guest bathroom
某间客用卫生间 in your summer house.
好吧 总而言之你是对的 Fine. Let's just say that you're right,
而我是个罪恶之人 and I'm a terrible person.
但那里确有一个男人痛苦至极 But there's still a man in there who is in pain,
而他的太太却不愿听他倾诉 这可不是我干的 And his wife won't listen to him. That's not my doing.
吧台闲聊到此为止 I think this sidebar is over.
苏珊 Hey, Susan?
真美啊 怎么想到买花了 Oh, those are beautiful. What's the occasion?
我刚打给银行 I called the bank
看能不能延长车子的分期付款 to see if they would give us an extension on our car payment,
职员告诉我你已经付过了 and the guy told me you already paid it.
这周首饰卖得很好 Had a good week with my jewelry.
你真了不起 You're amazing.
教书 You teach,
那么卖力地做首饰 You bust your ass with this jewelry business,
昨天我回家 And I come home yesterday,
看见你在家里 努力维持着家里的一切 and here you are, as happy as can be,
脸上还洋溢着幸福 working to make this place a home.
有你这样的老婆我真幸运 I'm so lucky to have a wife like you.
看看 Wow.
全是你赚的 There ya go.
大丰收啊 That's quite a haul.
你挺擅长做这个的嘛 You know, you're gettin' good as this.
这是我之前没有想到的 I didn't think that was gonna happen.
我也很擅长欺骗我的丈夫 I'm also getting good at lying to my husband.
这也是我始料未及的 I didn't think that was gonna happen either.
金斯 Hello, Keith.
你怎么找到我的 How'd you find me?
你是闻着"无味古龙水"找到我的吗 You follow the scent of my nonexistent cologne?
你的答录机告诉我能在这里找到你 No. Your answering service said I might find you here.
那天我心绪不佳 I was a little out of sorts the other day,
长话短说吧 and, Uh, well, long story short,
我希望你能继续工作 I was hoping you'd consider coming back.
我有一个兄弟 酷爱跑车 I've got a buddy, loves sports cars.
我叫他买一辆庞蒂克的G.T.O I told him to buy an old Pontiac G.T.O.
那车性能很棒 速度也很快 They run great, they're easy to work on.
可他却买了一辆玛莎拉蒂 But he bought a Maserati.
这车经常在维修 The thing is always in the shop,
时好时坏 very temperamental,
是个大麻烦 real pain in the ass.
对我而言 你就像玛莎拉蒂 You seem like kind of a Maserati to me.
我可不是 金斯 I'm no Maserati, Keith.
我是有着优质性能的家庭轿车 I'm a family sedan with a beige interior
不过刚结束了一段婚姻而已 Who's going through a divorce.
对此我很抱歉 Well, I'm sorry about that,
不过还是算了吧 but I'm still gonna pass.
我需要你 I-I need you.
你看见过我的房子了 那里乱成一团了 You've seen my house. It's kind of a mess.
还有更乱的 那就是我的生活 And the truth is, my life's kind of a mess, too.
之后 你出现了 And when you came in
给我出点子 让我感受到了积极的能量 with all your energy and your wonderful ideas,
我开始觉得 I started feeling like
或许你能帮助我振作起来 maybe you were gonna help me put it all back together...
我说房子 不是生活 My house, not my life.
我想你继续回去工作 I just want you to work on the house.
听起来 我还真像玛莎拉蒂 I really do sound like a Maserati.
谢谢你听我唠叨 Thanks for listening.
上帝 Oh, my god.
我的天 你还好吗 Oh, my god! Are you all right?
-我不知道你在后面 -你的腿很美 - I didn't see you there. - You've got great legs.
你有想过不开车换跑步吗 You ever consider just jogging from place to place?
你在车子后面干什么 What were you doing behind my car?
我在想你刚刚说的话 I thought about what you said.
有头无尾 总会觉得有些遗憾 It'd be a shame if we didn't finish what we started.
你确定吗 这个工程可不小 老板还疯疯癫癫的 Are you sure? It's a big job, and the boss is kinda nutty.
我最爱挑战 I love a challenge.
现在就把保险号给我好吗 Now can I get your insurance information?
你 So...
怎么样了 How are you doing?
这算什么 发自内心的关怀吗 What's this? Genuine concern?
不问问我是不是还觉得胸闷 No asking if my breasts feel swollen
这一天是不是忙坏了 or if it's a heavy flow day?
我知道 之前是我疏忽了 I know I was dismissive before,
我想道歉 and I want to apologize.
我读过小册子了 那些反应是合乎情理的 I read the pamphlet, and it actually made sense.
在这把年纪又有了小孩 可能会觉得恐慌 Becoming a new dad at your age can be pretty scary.
你想 看着这么小的宝贝女儿 I mean, just looking at that little girl
可能会想自己是不是能活到她结婚那天.. and knowing you might not be around for her wedding...
这些是安慰人的话吗 Is this supposed to be helping me?
可这些是事实 我能体会 I'm saying it's real, and I get it.
现在为了证实 我是个深爱丈夫 And now in order to demonstrate that
通情达理的好老婆 你有两个选择 I am a loving and caring wife, I have two options.
一 我们可以促膝长谈 One, we can have a long, sensitive conversation
把你的感受告知我 第二个选择嘛 about your feelings, or option two...
你知道我有多爱这个 As much I like option two,
不过今晚我想 I think tonight...
我们谈谈吧 I wanna talk.
好的 You got it.
这是什么 What--what's that?
我送你的 I got you a little something.
穿上试试 Try it on.
保罗 Paul...
这可不是我的风格 This isn't... really my style.
应该男人说了算 Let me be the judge of that.
我们之前说好的 你也答应我们慢慢来 We talked about this. You said we could take it slow.
可已经一个星期了 还不算慢吗 It's been almost a week. Isn't that slow enough?
试试 或许你穿上就有感觉了 Try it. Maybe it'll put you in the mood.
-不会的 -来吧 - It won't. - Come on.
保罗 我说不要 Paul, no.
你怎么会觉得 How could you possibly think
我会穿这样的衣服 I would wear something like this?
这是什么 What are those?
我在监狱的时候你写给我的 The letters you sent me in prison.
念一念 Read this.
-保罗 你别这样 -大声点 - Paul, please don't get upset - Out loud.
"渴望你轻吻我的颈 "I long for you to kiss my neck,
解开罩衫 在我耳边轻语 to whisper in my ear while you unbutton my blouse."
继续啊 Go on.
和我做爱 "Make love to me...
直到天亮" All night long."
是你写的吧 Did you write these?
一切就像梦境 It was a fantasy.
-我从未想过会成为现实 -可现在就是 - I never thought it would be real. - It is real.
-保罗 求求你 -我们结婚了 你想怎么样 - Paul, please - We're married now. What did you expect?
我以为你会一直待在监狱里 I thought you would stay in prison.
不是那个意思 I didn't mean that.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你这么说我并不觉得惊讶 It's not a surprise to me that you have some issues.
想想 你会嫁个一个被控杀人的罪犯 I mean, you married a man in prison for murder.
你的心理正常不到哪儿去 Clearly, you are a disturbed young woman.
不过幸运的是 The good news is,
我很乐意帮助你 I'm willing to help you.
你只需要给我一点爱当做回报 All I ask in return is for a little affection.
能做到吗 Do you think you can offer me that?
我试试看 I'll try.
很好 Good.
贝丝 我是个有耐心的人 I'm a patient man, Beth.
不过你要知道 But just so we're clear,
我不会一直这么耐心下去的 I won't be patient forever.
别担心 我清洗过了 Don't worry. I cleaned the pot.
想想最近发生的 The way things have been going lately,
我担心的可不是味道 而是你会不会投毒 I'm not as worried about taste as I am poison.
你之前的作为就像是临界的恶魔 Look, what you did was borderline evil.
不过你是对的 让我和汤姆好好谈谈 But you were right to make me talk to Tom,
谢谢你作为好友的良言 So I thank you for being a good friend,
但下不为例 and don't ever do it again.
别客气 You're welcome.
知道吗 除非你逼得我想杀掉你 You know, when I don't feel like killing you,
其实我还挺喜欢和你在一起的 I think I like having you around.
再好不过了 Good to know since
我刚刚租下了一栋雅致的平房 I just rented the most charming bungalow
就在紫藤郡 right here on Wisteria Lane.
开玩笑吧 You're kidding.
伊迪的故居 Edie's old house?
这个真是太... Wow, that is so...
棒了吗 Wonderful?
太近了 Close.
我想哄哄孩子 Um, I-I'm trying to calm the baby,
可显然我没有合适的"硬件" but apparently I don't have the right equipment.
听说好消息了吗 Did you hear the big news?
雷尼要搬来了 一石之远的隔壁 Renee is moving in just a stone throw away from us .
你知道"一石之远"只是种表达 对吧 You do know that's just an expression, right?
不知道啊 We'll see.
你真觉得搬来这里 Do you really think it's a good idea
是个好主意吗 for you to move here?
当然 美好而崭新的开始 Of course. It'll be a nice, fresh start.
再说 这样和我的好朋友更亲近了 Plus I can be close to my dear friend.
不过 It's just, um...
-我想要... -汤姆 那是多久的事情了 - I wanna be sure - Tom, that was a million years ago.
不是时间的关系 It doesn't matter.
永远也不能让她知道我们的事 She can never know what happened between us.
我太太来过吗 Have you seen my wife?
是的 她去咖啡厅了 既然你来了 Yeah, she's in the cafeteria. Oh, while I've got you,
把出院表签了吧 could I have you sign these release forms?
你们就可以带胡安妮塔回家了 Then you'll be able to take Juanita home.
怎么有残缺页呢 What's this torn page on her chart?
这么说吧 你老婆脾气很大哦 Let's just say your wife has a bit of a temper.
发生什么了 What happened?
这可真不关我的事 Well, it's not really my place,
可我告诉她你女儿的血型后 But she did have a strong reaction
她反应很大 when I told her your daughter's blood type.
加布这么做的 Gaby did this?
我要你告诉我到底发生了什么 I need you to tell me exactly what happened.
糟糕 Oh, crap.
加布 回来 Gaby, come back here!
不是我的错 我心情不好 It's not my fault! I have a disorder!
-加布 我们谈谈 -该死 - Gaby, we have to talk! - Damn it!
加布 Gaby!
我马上下来陪你 See you in about two seconds.
好的 我说 Okay, here's what happened.
八年前的一个周末 我去滑雪 It was on that ski weekend eight years ago.
其实我不太喜欢法国人的 I don't normally go for French guys,
可你知道我喝了香槟后的样子吧 but you know how I get when I drink too much champagne.
什么 What?
我觉得我们什么也没发生 但一定发生了什么 Well, I didn't think I slept with him, but I must have,
要不女儿的血型怎么会是A型 Because why else would our daughter have type-A blood?
你不是要杀了我吗 为什么还不动手 You're not killing me. Why aren't you killing me?
来吧 宝贝 Baby, come with me.
有些事我要告诉你 There's something I have to tell you.
尘世间的痛楚 There are certain kinds of pain
即使在医院也不会得以抚慰 that can't be treated in a hospital,
所以受伤的人想要痊愈 so those who are suffering do what they can
只能借助自身的力量 to heal themselves.
结交新的朋友 Some cure the ache of loneliness
可以释放寂寞的苦楚 by making new friends.
金钱的慰藉 Some soothe their excruciating guilt
可以减轻深恶痛绝的自责 with an infusion of cash.
一个小小的善举 Some alleviate their burning desire
可以减缓灼热的欲望 with small acts of kindness.
可惜 But sadly,
可世间有一种伤痛让人无法治愈 there will always be those who can't begin to heal...
因为他们意识到 更大的伤痛 because they realize there is more pain
还未来到 yet to come.