《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
布里的爱情犹如干柴烈火 Bree's romance warmed up.
天哪 Oh, my.
你没有权利给格雷斯买这么昂贵的礼物 You have no right to give Grace expensive gifts.
加布与亲生女儿越发亲近 Gaby grew closer to her biological daughter.
我想把它送给你 你该戴好看的东西 I want you to have it. You deserve beautiful things.
勒奈特终于找到了保姆 Lynette finally got a nanny.
-汤姆 -妈 - Tommy! - Mom!
然而其中有诈 But there was a catch.
苏珊设法在教师工作之余赚点外快 Susan added to her teaching income--
她这份秘密职业却令她防不胜防 A secret job that made her vulnerable...
如果有人知道了我所知道的 OH! OH! It would be unfortunate
那可就太不幸了 if anyone were to find out what I already know.
遭遇勒索 To blackmail.
你丈夫会怎么想 Imagine what your husband would think.
保罗·杨人生坎坷 Paul Young was a frustrated man.
他和妻子生活了两个多月 He'd been living with his wife for over two months,
但还是上不了她的床 but she still refused to sleep with him.
他千方百计 竭尽所能 He tried everything he could think of
想要调动她的情绪 to put her in the mood--
昂贵的珠宝 Expensive jewelry...
一杯又一杯的美酒 Second glasses of wine...
乃至教学视频 Instructional videos.
然而不幸的是 But sadly,
他妻子从未让他如愿以偿 his wife's response was never what he'd hoped for.
于是保罗决定求助于 So Paul decided to get help
某个能对他的处境感同身受的人 from someone sure to sympathize with his situation...
你好 我是盖博医生 Hi. I'm Dr. Gable.
另一个男人 Another man.
我们现在可以开始了吗 Should we get this session started?
这么说 你嫁给保罗的时候 So... when you married Paul,
从没想过有一天他会出狱 it didn't occur to you he might be released from prison someday?
真没想过 Not really.
那你就心甘情愿嫁给一个 So you were content to marry a man
永远不能朝夕相处的男人 you could never truly be with?
我只是想要有人关心我 I just wanted someone to care about me.
对于其他那些事我真的不怎么感兴趣 I-I wasn't really interested in all that other s-stuff.
那些事 "Stuff"?
是指性爱 Meaning sex?
你不喜欢性爱 Do you not like sex?
我不太确定 I'm not... sure exactly.
我还是处女 I'm a virgin.
拜托 Oh, come on!
-这是真的 -你都30岁了 - It's true. - You're 30 years old!
我那是为了婚姻守身如玉 I was saving myself for marriage.
好消息 你现在结婚了 Good news. You are married.
是时候该瓜熟蒂落了 Time to take the lid off the cookie jar.
-别这么用词 -让我尝个鲜吧 我会珍惜你的 - Stop calling it that. - Give me a cookie, and I will!
好了 好了 我们大家都退一步 Okay, okay, let's take a step back here.
这情况显然不同寻常 This is clearly an unusual situation.
你们两个 从传统意义上来说 The two of you... never got to know each other
从未熟悉过彼此 in any traditional sense.
我的建议是 My suggestion?
开始约会吧 Start dating.
你要我跟我妻子约会 You want me to date my wife?
是的 向她求爱 带贝丝去高档餐厅吃饭 Yes. Court her. Take Beth out to some nice restaurants.
让她有机会来了解你 Give her a chance to know you
这样才能逐渐产生正常的爱恋之情 so she can develop normal romantic feelings.
假以时日 我想她一定会情不自禁 In time, I'm sure she'll want nothing more
想和你同床共枕 than to share your bed.
我不介意去高档餐厅 I wouldn't mind going to some nice restaurants.
那好吧 Fine.
亨利·盖博医生
是的 保罗·杨人生坎坷 Yes, Paul Young was frustrated.
但是就算是屡遭波折的男人 But even frustrated men...
特别告诉你 除非我有所斩获 F.Y.I., until I get some action,
不然咱们就各付各的 it'll be dutch treat.
也有强烈的自尊心 ... have their pride.
万圣节快乐
一年一度的节日又要到了 在这一天中 It was that time of year when people find out
人们将遭遇各种自己害怕的事物 what they're afraid of.
有些人害怕灌木丛里跳出的怪物 For some, it's the monster in the bushes.
其他人惧怕头发里冒出来的蜘蛛 For others, it's the spider in their hair.
有人畏惧车道上的吸血鬼 For a few, it's the vampire in the driveway.
是的 万圣节再次光临紫藤郡 Yes, halloween had once again come to Wisteria Lane.
但唯一能吓倒一个女人的 And the only thing that frightened one woman
无非就是 她不再是众人瞩目的焦点 was that she might not be the center of attention.
我要开个派对 大家都得来 I'm having a party, and you all have to come.
你刚才敲门了没 Did you knock?
道格和我在纽约的时候每年都开万圣节派对 Doug and I had halloween parties every year in New York,
我想 仅仅因为我现在在美景镇 and I figured just because I'm in Fairview now,
也不意味着我就不能发扬传统 doesn't mean I can't carry on the tradition...
尽管这里的东西没那么好吃 Even though the food's not as good
同伴也 没那么有意思 and the company is... far less interesting.
谁能拒绝这样的邀请呢 Well, who can turn down an invitation like that?
格雷斯那天晚上要出去过夜 Well, Grace is sleeping over that night,
但等我们玩完"不给糖就捣乱"可以过来转转 but we can swing by after we're done trick-or-treating
给你看看她们的装束 and show you their costumes.
胡安妮塔今年要扮个小狗 那样子一定很可爱 Juanita's going as a puppy this year. She's gonna look so cute.
看见这个没 Yeah, see this?
三轮车中间画了条线 那是什么意思 The tricycle with a line through it? What does that mean?
不带孩子 No kids.
他们总是碍手碍脚 把所有糖果都吃个精光 They always get underfoot, they eat all the candy,
而且当着这些小混蛋 也不方便骂人 and, uh, you can't swear in front of the little bastards.
要是可以带上金斯的话 那我就来 Well, I'll come if I can bring Keith.
我想带一个孩子没问题 I guess one child will be okay.
不好意思打断一下 勒奈特 I'm sorry to interrupt. Lynette?
什么事 Yeah?
你给我买华珠护手霜了吗 Did you buy me my China Pearl hand cream?
我不记得你要我买啊 I don't remember you asking me to.
不过等我们吃完甜点 我可以去给你买 But I guess I could go after we're done eating.
好吧 只是我的手太干了 Oh, all right. It's just that my hands are so dry.
都开始干裂流血啦 They're starting to crack and bleed.
好吧 我现在就去 回头见 Uh... okay. I'll go now. I'll see you guys later.
记得3点钟把佩琪叫醒 Just make sure that you wake up Paige at 3:00,
如果她接着睡下去的话 就得折腾一整晚了 'cause if she sleeps any longer, she'll be up all night.
-好 亲爱的 -好吧 - All right, dear. - Okay.
有派对 A party!
没有 No.
按照网站的传播面看 还没那么普遍 As web sites go, it's not that popular...
只是在亚洲和欧洲的部分国家 Just in Asia and parts of Europe.
你可以看到 没有任何裸露 And you can see that there's no nudity.
就是打扫卫生而已 只不过穿着内衣 I was just cleaning... in my underwear.
麦克 我知道你一定很生气 Oh, look, Mike. I know that you must be angry.
如果你想吼我几句的话 来吧 I-if you wanna yell, yell. Let me have it.
你倒是说句话呀 Say something, please?
我原本应该接受阿拉斯加那份工作的 I should've taken that job in Alaska.
什么 What?
但凡我能养家糊口 If I did a better job taking care of this family,
你也不至于走上这一步 you wouldn't have had to resort to this.
不 不 这不是你的错 是我犯蠢 No, no! This is not your fault! It was my stupid mistake.
我以为我能悄悄地赚些快钱 I thought I could make some easy money and no one would know.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你为什么下决心告诉我 有人看见你了 Why'd you decide to tell me? Did somebody see you?
保罗·杨 Paul Young.
天呐 Oh, God.
而且他威胁了我 And he's... sort of blackmailing me.
他说如果我们不把房子卖给他 He said that if we don't sell him our house,
他就要告诉你 he was gonna tell you.
不过我已经告诉你了 所以不要紧了 But I told you, so it doesn't matter.
你在干吗 And w-what are you doing?
你以为呢 What do you think?
不 不 不 别发火 现在这样很好 No, no, no! Don't be angry. This was good.
我们坦诚相待 I'm not lying to you now.
想想看 保罗这倒是帮了我们呢 When you think about it, Paul did us a favor.
不 不 Look! No! No!
我们从未如此亲密 Look, look, look! We're closer than ever.
-苏珊 从我身上下来 -暴力不能解决问题 - Susan, get off me. - Violence isn't the answer.
我们不能就这样放过他 We can't let him get away with this.
我不会的 我有办法让他打退堂鼓 We won't. I have an idea how to get him to back off.
敬请赐教 I'm listening.
我都等不及想和你玩"不给糖就捣乱"了 I can't wait to go trick-or-treating with you.
我打算用这个来装我所有的糖果 This is what I'm gonna use to hold all my candy.
这可装不下我们这边的哦 Uh, that's not going to cut it in my neighborhood.
去年我装了满满两个枕头套呢 Last year, I filled up two pillowcases.
你从哪得的这个 Where'd you get this?
怎么了 Why?
这是我妈妈的 This is my mom's.
不 不是 No, it's not.
这是我阿姨送我的礼物 This was a gift... from my aunt.
好吧 Okay.
女孩们 来吧 索利斯太太来了 Girls, come on. Mrs. Solis is here.
甜心 Hi, sweetie.
你跟格雷斯玩得开心吗 You and Grace have a good time?
马马虎虎吧 It was okay.
你在笑什么 What are you smiling about?
我今天发现了格雷斯的小秘密 I found out something about Grace today.
她是个小偷 She's a thief.
你怎么拿着这项链 What are you doing with that?
她偷了你的项链 我又给偷回来了 She stole your necklace, so I stole it back.
不 不 不 No! No! No!
你真是很贴心 I mean... that's very sweet of you,
但是格雷斯并没有偷 是我送给她的 But Grace didn't steal this. I gave it to her as a present.
为什么 Why?
因为我很同情她 Because... I felt sorry for her.
她家境并不富裕 而我们家财万贯 You know, her family is poor, and we have so much.
罗西姑妈很穷 但每次她来 Aunt Rosie's poor, and you always hide your jewelry box
你都把首饰盒藏起来 when she comes over.
格雷斯不是吸毒成瘾的盗窃狂 Yeah, well, Grace isn't a klepto with a meth habit.
那我还回去 So do you want me to give it back?
不用 我来处理吧 No. I'll take care of it.
现在我可知道了你很擅长索回东西 But now that I know you're good at getting things back,
下次我们再去罗西姑妈家时 next time we're at aunt Rosie's,
留意一下我那对金耳环 I'm missing gold earrings.
这给你 Ah! Here you go.
你的华珠手霜 Your China Pearl hand cream.
谢谢 亲爱的 我刚用完最后一罐 Thank you, dear. I just used my last jar.
不客气 You're welcome.
你和宝宝相处得如何 So how did it go with the baby?
说到这里 宝宝在哪里 And on a related note, where is the baby?
楼上的婴儿床里 Upstairs in the crib.
什么 Oh. What?!
她还睡呢 She's still asleep?
是啊 保佑她 Yes, bless her heart.
我闲下来把罗德尼的旧毛衣都给缝补了 I had time to mend all of Rodney's old sweaters.
汤姆的毛衣 Tom's sweaters,
我问你时 你说你会在三点时把她叫醒 and I asked you, and you said you would wake her at 3:00.
这太可笑了 Oh, that's ridiculous.
我可不会同意去叫醒熟睡的婴儿 I would never agree to wake a sleeping baby.
她睡了快四个小时了 Oh, she's been down for almost four hours.
该死 晚上她就睡不着了 Damn it. She's gonna be up all night.
你不要冲我吼 You stop yelling at me!
-我没有冲你吼 -你有 - I'm not yelling at you. I'm-- - yes, you are!
你很生气 把责任推到我身上 You're angry and you're saying it's my fault,
而这不是我的错 and it isn't!
你这个骗子 You're a liar!
苏珊 Susan.
你好 这是什么 Hello. Um... what's this?
休战礼物 A peace offering.
一份什么 A what?
保罗 我们得将过去的纠葛一笔勾销 Paul, we need to move past... the past.
你是个非常好的房客 And you have been a really good tenant,
我很感激 and I appreciate that.
你从不抱怨 从不拖欠房租 You never complain. You're never late with the rent check.
相反 你还提前支付 还有谁会那么做 In fact, you're usually early. And who does that?
我真是很幸运 天呐 I'm just so lucky that-- oh, dear.
怎么了 What?
墙上那个是图钉吗 Is--is that a thumbtack on the wall?
我想将日历挂好 Well, I tried willing the calendar to stay up,
可没成功 but it just wouldn't cooperate.
但是保罗 Oh, but, paul,
这可是完全违反了租赁合同 that's a clear violation of your lease agreement,
我正巧带来了 which I happen to have...
就是这个 Right here. Oh.
看见了吗 第二页 See? Page 2.
绝对不能有丝毫改建 Strictly no alterations.
你有六十天来腾房 It appears that you have 60 days to vacate the premises.
好消息是 But good news.
你会拿到大部分保证金 I think you'll be getting most of your deposit back.
我只扣除修复 I'll just need to deduct
图钉洞口的费用 the cost of repairing the thumbtack hole.
非常聪明 苏珊 但是你真的认为 Very clever, Susan, but do you really think
你有条件来提这样的需求吗 you're in a position to be making such demands?
我们何不 Why don't we just agree
忽略这小小的违规 to overlook this slight lease infraction
省得让我告诉你丈夫 before I call your husband and let him know
他妻子有轻微的清洁癖 about his wife's little cleaning fetish?
他知道了 保罗 He knows, paul.
我把一切都告诉他了 I told him everything,
包括你想勒索我的事情 including the part where you tried to blackmail me.
他很愤怒 He wasn't happy.
看见这个了吗 See this?
这是我从他手里费力抢过来的 This is what I had to pry out of his hand
你可算是逃过了一劫 so you wouldn't need a paramedic to pry it out of your skull.
我来示范一下 Allow me to demonstrate.
这 This...
是你 is you.
如果麦克发现你大嘴巴 这就是你的下场 This is you if you tell anyone and Mike finds out.
我明白了 I understand.
别忘了 六十天 Don't forget. 60 days.
好好享受那些葡萄干小松饼 Oh! And enjoy those raisin muffins.
但愿它们都是葡萄干 At least, I hope they're all raisins.
我的公寓里有老鼠 My apartment has rats.
真不敢相信你终于要来我的住处了 I can't believe you're finally gonna see my apartment.
我也是 但正如你所说 Me neither, but as you said,
我们需要增进了解 we need to get to know each other better.
到了 Here goes.
上帝啊 Oh, my god.
怎么了 What's wrong?
你要知道 我已经准备好强颜欢笑了 Well, you have to understand. I had this whole frozen smile ready.
我预期的是一所单身公寓 I was expecting a bachelor pad--
到处是比萨盒子 脏兮兮的内衣 You know, pizza boxes, dirty underwear,
霓虹灯 啤酒 时钟 但看看这地方 Neon beer clock. But look at this place.
装饰雅致 It's tastefully decorated
气味 and smells...
那是香料吗 Oh, my. Is that potpourri?
我只是调到了秋季的花香 I just switched to the... autumn blend.
现在就把我抱上桌子 Take me... right now... on the table.
我要垫个餐具垫吗 Should I use a place mat?
你好 Hello.
这是米米 我的同屋 That is Mimi, my roommate.
回见 See ya.
现在看起来 Well, it looks like
僵硬的笑容最终还是派上用场了 that frozen smile came in handy after all.
我不得不说 你让我感觉惊喜连连 I have to say, you do keep me on my toes.
第一次约会就在这个场合简直出乎意料 This is an unexpected spot for a first date.
这话听起来粗俗 Well, I know it sounds corny.
但是你带一个女孩去鬼屋 But you take a girl to a haunted house,
她会很想抓紧你 and she'll probably wanna grab onto you.
那个南瓜面包看起来不错 Hey, that pumpkin bread looks pretty good.
你去切两片吧 Why don't you get us a couple of slices?
好的 Sure.
你是欧克瑞奇的父母吗 So... are you an Oakridge parent?
是的 我们很喜欢这学校 Oh, yes. We love the school.
你在考虑送你们的孩子来吗 Are you thinking of sending your child there?
我可不这么认为 I don't think so.
我的家庭价值观是很传统的 My family values are quite traditional.
我碰巧听说了一些信息 I happened to hear some information about
是关于一位老师的课外活动 the after-school activities of one of the teachers.
实在是令人苦恼 And let's just say... it was troubling.
什么样的信息 What kind of information?
你和德尔菲诺夫人熟吗 Are you familiar with a, um, Mrs. Delfino?
睡吧 睡吧 Go to sleep, go to sleep.
这都是奶奶的错 This is all grandma's fault.
睡吧 睡吧 Go to sleep, go to sleep.
她为何不能把东西放好 Why can't she put her things away?
你还好吧 You okay?
几点了 What time is it?
四点十二分 4：12.
很抱歉把你吵醒 但我很担心你母亲 I'm sorry to wake you up, but I am worried about your mom.
我觉得她头脑不清醒 I don't think she's all there.
你四点把我吵醒就是为了抱怨我母亲 You woke me up at 4:00 a.M. To bitch about my mom?
上班时间再说不行吗 You couldn't do that during business hours?
不 听着 她让我去帮她买手霜 No. Listen. She sent me out to buy hand cream
其实她已经存了十罐了 when she already had ten jars.
她还忘了叫醒宝宝 She forgot to wake up the baby.
她老了 会忘事 She's older. She forgets some things.
不 她还有 No! She also has these...
强烈的情绪波动 intense mood swings.
她毫无理由的冲我发火 I mean, today, she almost took my head off for no reason.
紧接着 Well, she's-- and then--
她眼泪都快溢出来了 and then she looked like she was gonna burst into tears.
她很久没回来了 还不习惯这些混乱 She's away from home. She isn't used to all this chaos.
好吧 我明白了 Okay. I get it.
她是你母亲 你爱她 She's your mom, and you love her,
你会为每件事都找个借口 and you can look for an excuse for every one of these things.
但我觉得发生的一切 But I think there's more going on here
可不止是一点点健忘的问题 than just her being a little forgetful.
你那边灯没关 Your light's on.
妈 Hey, mom.
你怎么样 How you doing?
没事吧 You okay?
是的 Yes.
为什么这么问 出什么问题了吗 Why do you ask? Is something wrong?
你最近看起来有点儿糊涂 You just seem a little... A little scattered lately.
你发觉了吗 H-have you noticed that?
你杞人忧天了 There's my little worrywart.
还记得你参加基卡普露营时候的事吗 Remember when you were at camp Kickapoo?
你担心贝拉飓风会把我们都卷走 You were sure hurricane Belle had killed us all
虽然它还远在乔治亚海岸呢 Even though it was off the coast of Georgia.
那个讨厌的鲍勃老师还不让我给你打电话 A-and that--that mean counselor Bob wouldn't let me call you.
他叫安迪 His name was Andy.
你说的没错 My god, you're right.
你还真的打电话给我了 And you did call.
你非要在电话里听到狗叫的声音才安心 You even made me put the dog on the phone.
你还答应了 Which you did.
没有 实际上是我在学狗叫 No. I just barked a couple of times.
汪汪 Ruff ruff!
斯帕奇当时睡着了 Sparky was asleep.
我要去打扮了 Oh, I better go get dressed.
我答应佩妮要帮她穿戏服 I told Penny I'd help her with her costume.
好的 Okay.
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
连我忘记的事 她都记得 She's remembering things that I don't even remember.
但是现在是早上九点 Yeah, but it's 9:00 in the morning, and...
所以呢 And what?
我最近研究了一下 I've been doing a little research,
有一种病叫日落综合症 And there is this thing called sundowning.
白天不会出现痴呆的症状 A lot of people with dementia don't show signs in the day.
但一到晚上他们就开始犯迷糊 It's only at night that they get confused.
你没有听到她说的吗 Did you not just hear her?
我母亲还没有老到那种程度 My mother is not senile.
说实话吧 Let's be honest.
自从她踏入这个家门开始 You've been trying to get her out of this house.
就一直就想把她赶出这个家 Ever since she walked in.
你认为这是我的手段吗 You think this is a tactic?
那天她本来在泡茶 The other day, she made tea
结果离开了 火炉烧了一个小时 then left the stove on for an hour.
还有很多类似的情况 There has been a lot of stuff like that,
我现在很担心 And I'm starting to get worried.
也许我们该送她去看医生 Maybe we should take her to the doctor.
不行 No!
-汤姆 -不行 - Tom - no!
除非弄明白究竟是怎么回事 Until we know what's going on,
不然我不会放心她照看我们的孩子 I don't feel comfortable with her watching the baby.
我母亲没有任何问题 明白吗 There is nothing wrong with my mother, okay?
这件事到此为止 So just drop it!
早上好 想吃点什么 或者来杯茶吗 Morning. Do you want something to eat or some tea?
来杯茶吧 Oh. Tea would be lovely.
觉得怎么样 How do you take it?
他给了一个很好的解释 With an explanation.
对不起 金斯没告诉我他有一个女室友 I'm sorry. Keith didn't tell me that he had a female roommate.
他说你们没有过性关系 And, yes, he said that you two never slept together--
不过有两次例外 Well, except for those two times.
胡说 我们从来没有上过床 What?! We never had sex!
事实上他也是这么说的 That's really what he said.
我只是想看看你的反应 I just needed to see your reaction
-确保他没有说谎 -做得好 - To know that it was true. - Nicely done.
谢谢 Thank you.
你不用担心他会有别的女人 By the way, you don't need to worry about other women.
他一直把你挂在嘴边 The guy never stops talking about you.
很高兴听你这么说 Oh, that's good to hear.
我要去洗澡了 Well, I'm gonna grab a shower.
这是茶叶 水一会儿就该开了 Here's your tea. Water will be ready in a minute.
金斯醒来之后 Oh, and, uh, when Keith wakes up,
-你可以把信件给他吗 -没问题 - Could you just give him his mail? - Sure.
我知道你不是特地过来回复我邀请的 I know you didn't come to deliver your R.S.V.P. in person.
有什么事儿吗 What's up?
我想向你打听一些事 Well, I need to ask you something.
你和金斯在一起的时候 In the time that you and Keith spent together,
你觉得他可能 Did you ever have the sense that he might be--
更喜欢金发碧眼的白种女人吗 into bony old white ladies?
当然 Definitely.
不 我想问的是 No, what I was wondering is,
你觉得他是不是有点儿疯狂 have you ever gotten a vibe that he might be a little... crazy?
让我想一想 Oh. Well, let me think.
我们的第一次约会 Our first date was cut short
因为你故意破坏自家花园的 when you sabotaged your
洒水系统 半途终止 own sprinkler system.
第二次约会也没有成功 Our second was derailed
当然得归功于你找了个矮子来吓我 when you terrorized me with a little person.
我认为还是你比较疯狂 No, I think the vibe I picked up is you're crazy.
雷尼 别说这些没用的话 Renee, you're not being very helpful.
好吧 你得告诉我到底怎么回事 Fine. You wanna tell me what this is about?
我想知道他是不是个危险人物 I'm trying to find out if he's dangerous.
我刚发现他因为恶意伤人正处于缓刑期 I recently discovered that he is on probation for assault.
那件事啊 Oh. That?
你知道这件事吗 You know about it?
我第一次在酒吧见到他的时候就知道了 Yeah. It happened at the bar where I met him.
一年前 他带女朋友来到这里 About a year ago, he brought his girlfriend there.
有人骚扰他的女朋友 Some guy started hitting on her,
所以金斯修理了他一顿 so Keith flattened him.
金斯连这个都跟你说了 Keith told you that?
没有 是酒保告诉我的 No, the bartender did.
带男人回家之前 我都会先调查清楚的 I always check out the guys before I bring 'em home.
我可不想再被人绑在床上三天 Don't wanna end up handcuffed to my bed for three days... Again.
金斯原来是在保护他的女朋友 So... Keith was defending his girlfriend.
看来骑士精神仍然存在 Well, it's nice to know that chivalry isn't dead.
还有别的方法确定他是不是有暴力倾向 But there is another way to find out if he's violent.
怎么做 How?
和他打架 Well, start a fight with him.
如果他回击 他就有暴力倾向 If he slugs you, he's violent.
曾将你铐在床上三天的那个人 Whoever left you handcuffed to the bed for three days...
真是我的偶像 He has my respect.
格蕾丝 这是我第一次做变装 Now, Grace, this is the first time I've made a costume,
如果你不喜欢 可以直接告诉我 So if you hate it, just tell me.
我爱死它了 I love it.
我从没有穿过这么漂亮的衣服 I've never had such a pretty costume before.
谢谢 你是最棒的妈妈 Thank you! You're the coolest mom ever!
看我 妈妈 呜呜 Look, mommy! Woof! Woof!
真是太可爱了 You're adorable!
格雷斯 你看起来美极了 Oh, Grace. You look beautiful.
像一个真正的公主 Like a real princess.
我觉得也是 I feel like one.
你知道每个公主都需要佩戴什么吗 Ohh. Well, you know what every princess needs?
看 我可以摇动尾巴 Look, I can also wag my tail.
等一下 亲爱的 Okay, hang on, sweetie.
将头冠别上 Now once I put this on,
-头发拢在一起会显得很高贵 -好的 - I'm gonna style your hair around it. - Okay.
你可以帮我梳头吗 Can you style my hair?
亲爱的 你的头发根本不露出来 But, sweetie, it doesn't even show.
我可以用沾毛轮给你全身上下滚一遍 But I am gonna go over you with a lint roller.
我想当公主 I wanna be a princess.
什么 四个月以来 What? All you've talked about for the last four months
你都说你想要狗狗的造型 is how much you wanted to go as a dog.
我改主意了 I changed my mind.
那抱歉了 Well, I'm sorry.
要不装扮成狗狗 要不就不要扮装了 You're either going as a dog or a little mexican girl.
你我都清楚 And in this neighborhood,
邻居们会给狗狗更多糖果 we both know which one's getting more candy.
去照照镜子 亲爱的 Let's go to the mirror, sweetie.
-好的 -走 - Okay. - Okay
你们可以做笑脸南瓜 或者吓人的也行 So your pumpkin can have a happy face or a scary face.
德尔非诺夫人 Ms. Delfino?
霍布斯校长找你 Principal Hobson would like to see you.
他看来不是很高兴 He seems upset about something.
你终于回来啦 There you are.
儿子等你好久了 Your son's been waiting four million years
要去玩“不给糖就捣乱” to go trick-or-treating.
我要吃糖 Me want candy. Ugh!
好的 小宝贝 Ohh. Okay, sweetie.
快去穿好球鞋 咱们就出发吧 Why don't you go get your tennis shoes on and we'll go?
盒子里是什么 What's with the box?
你还好吗 You okay?
我被开除了 I got fired.
什么 What?
他们知道网站的事了 They found out about the web site.
肯定是保罗 Paul!
这次我要杀了他 你别阻止我 This time, I'm gonna kill him, and you're not stopping me.
麦克 这次不是他 Mike, no. It--it wasn't him.
是一个孩子的母亲给学校打电话了 One of the moms called the school,
可能是发现她丈夫在看网站视频吧 Probably caught her husband watching it or something.
我们该怎么办 So what are we gonna do?
光靠我的那点酬劳是不行的 We can't make it on what I'm bringing in.
我会再找一份工作 I'll find another job.
我会 I'll...
你会做什么 You'll what?
你做什么 What are you doing?
我给阿拉斯加的托米·格兰打电话 I'm calling Tommy Glenn in Alaska.
他说过我什么时候都可以去 He said whenever I was ready--
不要去阿拉斯加 no Alaska.
你要离开三个月 你不能这样对M.J. You'll be gone three months. You can't do that to M.J.
做什么 老实地生活 Do what? Make an honest living?
你穿着内衣跳舞的时候 How much thought did you give M.J.
为M.J.想过吗 when you were dancing around in your underwear?
不要这么说 Please don't say that.
现在连学生家长都知道了 And now one of the moms at the school knows,
所以他很有可能会听说 So there's a pretty good chance he's gonna hear about it.
不 苏珊 以后家里的事情 No, Susan, you don't get to make the decisions
由我说了算 about what's best for this family anymore. I do.
你带MJ去要糖 我去打电话 Take M.J. trick-or-treating. I'm gonna make this phone call.
我今天的晚餐吃得很愉快 I had a lovely time at dinner tonight.
听你的童年故事很开心 It was nice to hear all those stories about your childhood.
讲这些故事也很开心 那些岁月很美好 It was nice telling them. Those were happy days.
我乐于回想 I liked remembering them.
我能冒昧地恭维你一下吗 Can I give you an odd compliment?
你谈到过去的时候 表情也都不一样了 When you talk about the past, it changes how you look.
你不再那么 You're not so...
吓人了 Intimidating.
这恭维是有点冒昧 Well, that is an odd compliment.
不过很感谢你 But I... appreciate it.
你想干吗 W-w-what are you doing?
我认为你的话是个信号 I was responding to what
我不过是在做出反应罢了 I thought was a signal from you.
我没有给你任何信号 I wasn't signaling for you
让你把舌头伸到我嘴里来 to try to jam your tongue down my throat.
贝丝 我不是什么欲火缠身的野兽 Beth, I'm not some kind of animal
仅仅想满足自己的兽欲 如果是的话 trying to satisfy its urges. If I was,
我几周之前早就去了什么酒吧 I could've gone to a bar or any
-或者哪个街角 -那你想怎么样 - street corner weeks ago. - Then what do you want?
我想跟你建立感情 有一段真正的婚姻 I wanna connect with you, to have a real marriage.
性确实是其中一部分 但婚姻不只有性而已 And, yes, sex is part of that. But there's more.
我经历这一切之后 With what I've been through,
需要有个可以信任的人作伴 I need a partner by my side, someone that I can trust.
我想你可以是这个人 I think you can be that person.
问题是 The question is...
你这样想吗 Do you?
我希望你这周末离开 I want you gone by the end of the week.
不给糖就捣乱 不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
-不给糖就捣乱 -来吧 - Trick or treat! - Come on!
不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat!
这就对了 Oh, here you go!
万圣节快乐 Happy halloween!
欢迎 欢迎 Welcome! Welcome!
雷尼 我喜欢你的变装 Renee, I love your costume.
你在扮演谁 Who are you supposed to be? Ah.
祝你生日快乐* *Happy birthday to you
祝你生日快乐 总统先生* *Happy birthday, Mr. President
米歇尔·奥巴马[第一夫人] 酷 Michelle Obama. Cool.
很明显 他变装成了个呆瓜 Clearly, he's come as one of hell's idiots.
看来我们的糖果没了 Oh, it looks like we're gonna run out of candy.
我最好去商店一趟 I think I'd better head to the store.
不 我们的糖果供给不断 No, we are veterans at the candy game, mom.
柜子里还多着呢 We got loads of backup in the cupboard. Mmm.
再说我的高尔夫包里总是会藏一份 Plus I always keep a stash in my golf bag.
你这爱吃糖的家伙 Oh, you and your sweet tooth.
又来客人了 Oh! Oh! More customers!
别忘了说谢谢 Don't forget to say "Thank you."
西利娅 别学牛叫了 记住你是小猫 And, Celia, stop mooing. You're a cat, remember?
不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat!
真可爱 Oh! How precious!
您是汤姆的妈妈吧 You're Tom's mother, right?
我是加布 我们那天见过 I'm Gaby. We met the other day.
当然 这一定是你美丽的小公主了 Of course. Uh, this must be your beautiful little princess.
你长得跟你妈妈一样漂亮呢 You're as pretty as your mommy, aren't you?
不不 我的女儿是只狗 No. No. My daughter's a dog.
那狗 那只狗狗 The dog. That dog.
这总比心理治疗便宜 It's cheaper than therapy.
亲爱的 我们的糖果快没了 Oh, dear. We're running out of candy.
我到商店去一趟 I should take a little walk to the store.
家里应该还有的 I think we have more somewhere.
别担心 奶奶来负责 Don't you worry. Grandma's gonna take care of it.
生日 Happy birth--
他奶奶的 Son of a bitch.
谢谢你今天在比赛时为我加油 Thanks for cheering for me at the big game today, huh?
我的荣幸呢 加油 My pleasure. Go team.
我今天拿到了制胜的那一分触地得分 And, uh, since I scored the winning touchdown,
是不是该赏我个吻呢 Don't I get a kiss or something?
怕是不行 Oh, I'm afraid not.
我已经约好了毕业舞会的舞伴 I'm already going to the prom with someone else.
那又怎样 别让他知道呗 Oh. So? He doesn't have to know.
来嘛 就亲一下 Come on. One kiss.
好吧 演出结束 All right, our little skit is over.
你可不能这么轻易就把我打发了 Hey, you're not getting rid of me that easy.
是吗 金斯 Really. Keith!
你能过来一下吗 Could you come here for a second?
你俩的扮装很相配嘛 Hey, you guys look great together.
我其实正要请这位先生 Well, I was actually just asking this gentleman
离我远点 但他好像没听懂 to leave me alone, but he doesn't seem to be getting it.
是真的吗 你在骚扰她 That true? You bothering her?
不 不过是做戏罢了 No. It's the costume thing.
开个玩笑而已 We were just fooling around.
谢谢你 真英勇 Thank you. That was very gallant,
还很性感 not to mention sexy.
你知道吗 以前可从来没人这么护着我 You know, no one has ever defended me like that before.
奥森有一次往别人身上扔了半罐汽水 Orson once threw half a diet soda at a man,
但我们当时在车子上 所以我也不 But we were in a moving vehicle, so I don't...
金斯 Keith?
天哪 Oh, dear.
我说过了 我不过是开个玩笑而已 Look, like I said, I was just having some fun.
开的什么混账玩笑 By being a jackass?
你得向我的女朋友道歉 You need to apologize to my girlfriend.
好吧 抱歉 Fine. Sorry.
接受道歉 我们走吧 Apology accepted. Let's go.
等一下 Hold on a second.
重来 这次给我认真点 Try that again, and this time, mean it.
不然你要怎样 Or you'll do what?
金斯 拜托 住手 住手 Keith, please, stop, stop. Hey! Hey!
金斯 Keith!
金斯 刚刚是怎么回事 Keith! What happened in there?
一个蠢货踩到了我的禁区 我就炸了 An idiot pushed my buttons, and I went off!
这还看不出来吗 Wasn't it obvious?!
你干吗冲我吼 Well, why are you yelling at me?
因为我就是这种人 Because it's who I am!
我以前为这个被拘留过 I've been arrested for this before!
我一直努力说服自己 You know, I kept trying to convince myself
那不是个问题 直到第二次被拘留 that it wasn't a problem until the second time that I got arrested,
然后我才意识到问题严重性 then I realized it was.
所以想跟我分手就说吧 So feel free to break up with me
你知道自己有这想法 'cause you know you want to.
我不想跟你分手 I don't want to break up with you.
拜托 你不可能跟我这种人在一起 Come on. You can't be with a guy like me,
你笑不露齿 有着气派的房子 not the way that you are with your controlled smile
和整齐的草坪 这些跟我完全不搭 and your perfect house and your perfect lawn.
你想聊聊我整齐的草坪是吗 You wanna talk about my perfect lawn?
九年前 Nine years ago,
我儿子发现我脸朝下 醉倒在草坪上 my son found me facedown drunk on it.
是真的 It's true!
他得把喷水阀打开才能把我弄醒 He had turn the sprinklers on to wake me up.
你都不知道你在跟美景镇的大酒鬼约会吗 Did you not know you were dating the biggest lush in fairview?
不知道 No, I didn't.
我们都有过去 We all have baggage,
既然你和我的关系已经进展到 and you and I have reached that point
可以坦白彼此这些年 where we get to see what the other's
都经历了怎样不堪的过去 been carrying around all these years.
你还有什么隐瞒 都说出来吧 Anything else you've been hiding?
不 你看见的已经是我最糟糕的一面了 No. You've pretty much seen me at my worst.
我想我现在看到的 都还能接受 Well, I don't think I've seen anything that I can't handle.
你呢 How about you?
你觉得自己可以受得了 You think you can deal
一个有酗酒问题的控制狂吗 with a control freak with a drinking problem?
大拇指又出来了 Ooh! And there goes the thumb.
再也不敢搭便车旅行了 Yeah, so much for hitchhiking.
妈妈 你去开门吧 Oh. Hey, mom, you got that?
-奶奶还没回来 -从哪回来 - Grandma's not back yet. - Back from where?
她去商店买糖果了 She walked to the store to get more candy.
什么 What?
同志们 你们 听着点宝宝的动静 Hey, guys, will you, uh, listen for the baby?
我 我尽快回来 I will, uh, be back as soon as I can.
奶奶还好吧 Is grandma okay?
她 She's, uh...
是的 只是这么晚了她还独自在外面 Yeah, it's just a little late for her to be out by herself.
我 我马上回来 I'll be--I'll be right back.
我都不敢相信收到这么多糖果 Wow! I can't believe I got so much candy!
都是你应得的 格雷斯 You deserve every piece, Grace.
你走在人行道上行走就像在米兰走天桥 You worked that sidewalk like a Milan runway.
你的皮毛里怎么会粘这么多 How did you get so much of this in your fur?
这就是猫从来不吃口香糖的原因 This is why cats do not chew gum.
给 你说过你喜欢薄荷的 Here, you said you liked peppermint.
你真体贴 谢谢 Aw. That is so thoughtful. Thank you.
好吧 Ohh! Okay.
我得给西利娅洗个澡 你俩吃糖悠着点 I've gotta give Celia a bath. You two go easy on the candy.
天 我摘不下来了 Oh, gosh. I can't get this out of my hair.
索利斯夫人 Mrs. Solis?
没关系 我们自己能搞定 Oh, that's all right. We don't need her.
我来帮你解决 I'll take care of it.
好吧 我们再试一遍 Okay, let's try this one more time.
猫该怎么叫 What does a cat say?
咕噜咕噜 Oink?
算了 希望你能嫁个好人家 Boy, I really hope you marry well.
她遇到麻烦了 我刚帮她解决掉 She was having a problem. I fixed it.
真的吗 你不是这么说的吗 Really? You're not just saying that?
没 李 你扮梦露比她美多啦 No, Lee, you are a much prettier Marilyn than she is.
肯尼迪一定赞同我的观点 J.F.K. Would be all over that.
稍等 Oh, hang on.
卡洛斯 什么事 Oh, hey, Carlos. What's up?
好的 我这就过去 Oh, I... o-okay. I will be-- I will be right there.
该死 Shoot.
是我 It's me.
勒奈特 Lynette?
是我 Yeah.
谢天谢地 Oh! Thank God.
没事了 没事了 Oh, it's all right. It's gonna be all right.
我刚才在路上走 我一定是走错方向了 I was walking. I-I-I must have got turned around.
我一直走到了科莱尔·格雷厄姆家 I made it up--up to Claire Graham's place,
可她家灯都关了 But... the lights were out.
这条街上没有叫科莱尔·格雷厄姆的人家 There is no Claire Graham on this street.
当然有 她就住在... Oh, there most certainly is. She... lives...
我们还是回家吧 Oh. Let's just... let's go home.
你放开我 你在害我 You let go of me! You're doing this to me.
-你害我感觉自己疯了 -艾丽森 - You're making me feel crazy. - Oh, Allison--
我说了 放开我 I said let go!
对不起 亲爱的 I'm so sorry, dear. Uh...
我一定是头脑一时发热 I don't know where my head is.
我以前从没打过人 I've never done that... before.
告诉她 汤姆 Tell her, Tommy.
没事 妈 It's okay, Mom.
有我在呢 I'm here.
妈妈 这是他的原话 Mama, that is what he said.
"你给我走" "I want you gone."
一字不差 Those were his exact word.
我在努力 我尽全力让计划奏效 我发誓 I am. I-I am trying to make it work, I swear.
我对他言听计从 I do everything he asks of me.
可能我该回家了 Maybe I should come home.
对 我知道我承诺过 But, yes, I know I made a commitment,
可我太郁闷了 but I am so unhappy.
我当然希望你以我为豪 Of course I want you to be proud of me.
好吧 Okay. Uh...
我会的 I-I-I-I will.
我试试吧 I'll try.
再见 妈妈 Bye, mama.
苏珊 等等 我要和你谈谈 Susan! Hang on. I need to talk to you.
高跟鞋 真是跟我过不去 Ow, ow, ow. Stiletto heels, why do you hate me?
什么事 What's up?
保罗·杨让我再问问你 Paul Young wanted me to ask again if you had any interest
愿不愿意卖掉你们的房子 in selling your place.
不 我已经回绝他了 No. He knows that.
实际上 他60天后就得搬出我家 In fact, he's vacating our house in 60 days.
他坚持让我再确认一遍 Well, he insisted I check again.
他说你们近况不妙 He said your circumstances had recently changed, and...
等等 他什么时候说的 Wait. When did he say that, exactly?
今早 This morning.
能不能替我带M.J. Can you take M.J.
-到麦克卢斯基太太家 -好的 - to Mrs. Mcclusky 's for me? - Sure.
宝贝 妈妈帮你拿棒槌 Sweetie, mommy's gonna hold that for you.
苏珊 Susan.
混账 You bastard!
苏珊 你干什么 Susan, what the hell are you doing?
你刚搬来的时候 When you moved here,
我试图相信你是无辜的 I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt!
可你真是个祸害 But you're evil!
告诉你吧 无罪定论撤销 Well, guess what? Benefit of the doubt is over!
不给糖就捣乱 Trick or treat!
他的糖发完了 He's out of candy!
知道吗 You know what?
我很高兴没让麦克来收拾你 I'm glad I didn't let Mike do this.
因为我实在是乐在其中 'cause I'm really enjoying it!
走开 Get away from him.
贝丝 你不了解他干的丑事 Beth, you don't know what he's done.
我不在乎 I don't care.
他是我的丈夫 He's my husband.
快滚出去 Now get out of this house.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这下你开心了 Well, I hope you're happy.
桑切斯太太 Mrs. Sanchez was furious
看到你的"杰作"后大发雷霆 when she saw what you did to Grace's hair.
幸好那孩子懂事 Fortunately, that sweet little girl
帮我解围 说是她自己剪的 saw I was in a jam and said it was her idea.
她当然这么说了 Of course she did.
谢天谢地 Well, thank God.
不然的话 以后她再也不能来我们家玩了 Otherwise, she wouldn't be able to come here and play anymore.
谁在乎 Who cares?
宝贝 格雷斯是你的朋友 Honey, Grace is your friend.
我一个月前才认识她 I didn't even know her till a month ago.
可你喜欢和她一起玩 But you love spending time with her.
不 是你喜欢 No, you do.
你总在和她说话 亲吻她 You're always talking to her, kissing her,
还总盯着她看 staring at her.
比起我 你更喜欢她 You like her better than me.
无稽之谈 Oh, that's ridiculous!
那你为什么把那条项链送给她 Then why did you give her that necklace?
你的珠宝 连碰都不让我碰 You don't even let me touch your jewelry.
格雷斯有什么特别的 What's so special about Grace?
算了 Whatever.
这下糟了 This is bad.
她看出端倪来了 我们应该收敛一下 She knows something is up. I think we should pull back,
这段时间先别见格雷斯了 stay away from Grace for a while.
不 这哪行 不不不 No! No way. No, no, no.
我会多加小心 I'll just be more careful.
不会露出破绽 It'll be fine.
加布 我们得保护我们的女儿 Gaby, we have to protect our daughter.
她们都是我们的女儿 They're both our daughters.
我真舍不得你走 I really don't want you to go.
我也是身不由己 I don't wanna go either,
唯有这样我们才能攒够钱 but this will make us enough money
把保罗赶出我们的房子 to get Paul out of our house
让我们的生活回到正轨 and give us our lives back.
另外 如果我留下来 Plus if I stay,
我怕我会杀了他 I'm afraid I'll kill him.
好了 行李都装车了 Okay. Car's loaded.
该走了 It's time to go.
到疗养院 To the nursing home.
妈 我再重申一遍 这不是疗养院 Mom, again, it isn't a nursing home.
是有人照顾你生活的地方 It's assisted living. It's--
那里设施齐全 环境优美 It's a beautiful facility with--with flower beds
还有许多活动 有很多人陪你 and activities and lots of other people. It's...
告诉我 汤姆 Just tell me this, Tommy.
我过去之后 什么时候能离开 After I go there, when do I get to leave?
我什么时候能回家 When do I get to go home?
我们得先问问医生 We'll have to see what the doctors say.
那就是回不来了 Never, that's when.
我看到我朋友们住进去 I've seen my friends go into these places,
没一个回来的 and they don't come back.
妈 Mom...
我和彼得和特丽莎都达成了共识 I talked to Peter and Theresa, and we all agree.
你不能再独自生活了 You can't live by yourself anymore.
如果你遇到不测 If something bad were to happen to you,
我们都绝不会 we would never...
原谅自己 forgive ourselves.
这里唯一的不测 The only thing bad happening here
就是你要把我送走 is what you're doing to me.
妈 我别无选择 Mom... I don't know what else to do.
你以前在那个营地打电话给我的时候 When you called me at that camp
你害怕极了 一直重复着说 and you were scared, you kept saying,
"妈妈 我想回家" "I want to come home, mom."
我回答你说 "汤姆 如果你真想回来" And I said, "Tommy, if you mean that,
"我就过去接你" I'll come get you."
这才是你该做的 That's what you do.
有时我们都必须知晓 The time comes when we all must find out
内心的恐惧点 what we're afraid of.
有些人畏惧 Some of us fear...
"她永远也不会原谅我" "She may never forgive me."
其他人担忧 Others worry...
"她可能会得知真相" "She might learn the truth."
有些人困惑 A few wonder...
"他会不会赶我走" "Could he send me away?"
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没错 这个世界令人胆颤 Yes. The world is a scary place.
如果我们不得不独自面对 It's even more terrifying...
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