《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives...
我当时在想我过去遇到的一个好男人 I was thinking about this great guy from my past.
酒醉之夜吐真言 An evening of drinking led to a confession.
-是汤姆 -汤姆·斯加沃 - Tom. - Tom scavo?
我毕生挚爱啊 Love of my life.
我有些很重要的话得跟你说 I have to talk to you about something really important.
有人点了鸡尾鲜虾吗 Did anyone order a shrimp cocktail
里面还有个超小号的订婚钻戒 with a puny engagement ring on the side?
金斯的求婚计划横生枝节 Keith's plan to propose was thwarted.
我是真爱你儿子 I really do love your son.
恩 我觉得你该和跟你年纪差不多的人 Yeah, I see you with someone... more your own age.
-你在干什么 -记住你的样子 - What are you doing? - Memorizing your face.
加布忍痛道别亲生女儿格雷斯 Gaby said good-bye to her biological daughter Grace.
在我们这条街上开中转中心 A halfway house for convicts on our street?
重新做人 犯罪改造中心 即将开幕
我现在已经是紫藤郡七处房子的主人了 I now own seven houses on Wisteria Lane.
保罗只需再买下一所房子 And Paul needed one more house...
我出的价比市场价高多了 I can offer you well above market value.
-高于市场价多少呢 -我们得团结 - How much above market value? - We have to stick together.
就能阴谋得逞 to achieve his goal.
我们都清楚他们长相狰狞 We know what they look like.
知道他们穿着怪异 We know how they dress...
了解他们举止粗鲁 And we know how they behave.
是的 我们一眼就能认出那些心术不正的人 Yes, we can all recognize the wrong kind of people.
一旦看见他们走近 And when we see them coming,
为保护自己 我们什么都做得出来 we do what we have to to protect ourselves.
勒奈特 Lynette!
天气真好 你好吗 How are you this fine day?
这些人是谁 Who are these people?
-老朋友 -狱中老友 - Old friends. - Ex-con friends?
你也太迫不及待了吧 Uh... aren't you jumping the gun?
业主委员会一天没投票 Until the homeowners association votes,
你就无权开业 you don't have approval for your project.
这些人是主动来帮我筹备中转屋的 These men have volunteered to get my halfway house ready.
他们大多数人住在贫民区 设施很糟糕 Most of them live in a dreadful facility on skid row.
我告诉他们 如果他们参与改造建设 I told them that if they participated in the remodel,
我就能把他们转到这儿来 I could get them transferred here.
你这是让他们白忙活 You're wasting their time,
这个中转中心永远别想开起来 because this place is never going to open.
我想会的 Oh, I think it will.
让他们住在这条街上不是很好吗 And won't it be nice for these men to live on a street
有孩子们在前院玩耍 where children play in their front yards
这里的人们夜不闭户 and people don't lock their doors at night?
为什么保罗这么有把握能开中转屋 Why is Paul so sure the house will open?
他没有拿到足够的票数啊 He doesn't have the votes.
他一定有什么阴招 He's got something up his sleeve.
至于是什么我也不清楚 What it is I don't know.
我们确信没人会把房子卖给他吧 Are we positive no one's planning on selling him their home?
这可不能想当然 We can't take anyone for granted.
我们得跟这条街上每个人都谈谈 We need to talk to everyone on the street.
好主意 我们再确定一下 Good idea. We'll shore up support.
如果发现有人有摇摆的迹象 And if we sense anyone starting to waver...
怎么可能 How could they?
人人都知道这风险有多大 Everyone knows what's at stake here.
但愿他们知道 I pray they do.
我喜欢这条街 不愿意它有什么变化 I love this neighborhood, and I don't want it to change.
行动吧 Let's go.
带着这份坚定 And with that,
我的朋友们行动起来阻止保罗·杨 my friends went to work trying to stop Paul Young.
他也知道她们会出这招 He knew what they were up to.
但他满不在乎 But he didn't care.
他真该在乎的 He should have.
保罗忘了 平凡的人们 Paul had forgotten what ordinary men and women
为了保护自己不受坏人伤害 will do to protect themselves...
将不惜一切代价 from the wrong kind of people.
那天早晨天还没亮 It was just before sunrise on Wisteria Lane...
一辆出租车来到了紫藤郡 when a cab arrived...
接走了一个女人 and a woman departed.
她悄悄地离开了这条街 She left the street quietly.
但她失踪的消息很快就传开了 But news of her disappearance would soon spread.
引起反响之大 前所未有 And the sound would be deafening.
但是首先 But first...
一个堕入爱河的年轻人 A young man in love
计划将自己的心声表达出来 had plans to make some noise of his own.
布里 我爱你 我希望这是 Bree, I love you, and I want this to be
你醒来时身边没有我陪伴的最后一个早晨 the last morning you wake up without me next to you.
六点钟 你在这跪了多久 6:00! How long have you been kneeling there?
不知道 I don't know,
不过在你答复我之后 but after you answer this question,
你得帮忙把我扶起来 you're gonna need to help me up.
布里 Bree...
我是否有幸 Will you do me the honor...
我能先说几句吗 May I say something first?
经历了在餐馆那尴尬的一晚 After that embarrassing night in the restaurant,
真的很感谢你又再向我求婚 不过 I really appreciate you taking another stab at this, but...
这句"不过"太长了 我要起来了 That's a long "But." I'm getting up.
等等 我并不是拒绝 Hold on. I'm not saying no...
真的 Exactly.
只不过婚姻有点言之过早 It's just so soon to be talking about marriage.
干脆我把这戒指用作小餐巾环好了 Maybe I can use this as a tiny napkin ring.
等下 Wait!
我也想求你件事 I have a proposal for you.
我也爱你 I love you, too,
金斯·沃森 Keith Watson,
我也希望这是最后一个 and I also want this to be the last morning I wake up
醒来没有你在身旁的早晨 without you next to me.
所以我想问你 So I'm asking you,
我是否有这份荣幸请你 will you do me the honor of...
与我同居 moving in with me?
说第三次了 不 For the third time, no.
我不会把房子卖给保罗·杨的 I'm not gonna sell my house to Paul Young.
对不起 我只是得确认一下 I'm sorry. I just had to make sure.
今天就要投票了 The vote is today.
你真觉得我会让危险的有前科的家伙 Do you really think that I would let dangerous ex-cons
搬去我妈家隔壁吗 move in next to my own mother?
我不知道 I don't know.
你十几岁的时候还挺麻烦的 As a teenager, you were pretty nasty.
不过你现在已经长大成人了 而且人很好 But you're all grown up now and so very nice.
感谢你的支持 Thank you for your support.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
勒奈特·斯加沃 Lynette Scavo?
是我 Yeah?
我是布伦特·费古森 Brent Ferguson, president
绣球环路房主协会的会长 of the Hydrangea Circle Homeowners association.
我们都听说了你们的情况 We've all heard about your situation.
我们很乐意帮忙 We'd love to help.
-真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Sure.
去年我们街上也出现过类似险情 Last year we had a similar scare on our street.
有个老痞子想在我们街区 Some old hippie wanted to open up a drug rehab center
开戒毒所 on our block.
我记得 I remember.
那个老痞子后来是不是被哪个邻居给揍了 Didn't that old hippie get beat up by a neighbor?
他不长眼 居然对一个 He made the mistake of mouthing off
前陆军特种部队的邻居骂骂咧咧的 to one of my neighbors who's an ex-green beret.
报纸太夸大其辞 Newspaper made it sound way worse than it was.
真是幸会 Well, nice to meet you.
只要你开口 You say the word,
我会让房主协会 and I will have the homeowners association
附近十条街的人都来挺你们 of ten different streets here to back you folks up.
谁要想在这儿开这么家中转中心 Whoever's trying to open up this halfway house,
我们绝对可以好好吓吓他 we could really scare the hell out of them.
我很感激你的提议 Well, I appreciate your offer,
不过我觉得我们还是倾向于 but I think we'd prefer to handle our situation
用比较 in a more...
文明的方式处理 civilized manner.
好吧 Okay. Well,
你要是改主意的话 you change your mind,
知道上哪儿找我了 you know where to find me.
绣球环路 知道了 "Hydrangea Circle," Got it.
我们当时在吃晚饭 So we're at dinner,
雷尼一直不停地谈论这家伙 and Renee is going on and on about this guy
他俩曾有一腿 而她现在还对他有感觉 she once had a fling with and she still has feelings for.
后来她醉的不轻 And she gets so drunk that
告诉我那人就是汤姆·斯加沃 she tells me it was Tom Scavo.
我该怎么办 What am I supposed to do with that?
你现在看起来真性感 You look so hot right now.
麦克 专心点 Mike, focus.
我知道你在阿拉斯加已经待了一个月了 I know you've been in Alaska for a month.
一个月 已经19天加7小时 A month, 19 days, and 7 hours.
昨天我甚至给雪人安了胸部 Yesterday I put boobs on a snowman.
我得回家来 I need to come home.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
我是不是把这事想太复杂了 So am I making too much out of this?
毕竟是20年前的事了 I mean, it happened 20 years ago,
汤姆也是个好男人 对吧 And Tom's a good guy, right?
没错 他是 不过 Yeah, he is, but...
只要到了那情境 Even good guys make mistakes
即便是好男人也会犯错的 if the circumstances are right.
说得很好 希望你那么饥渴地 Interesting point. Wish you hadn't made it
待在两千英里之外 别犯什么错 while you were 2,000 miles away and clearly horny.
苏珊 我这地方鸟不拉屎的 Susan, I am in the middle of nowhere.
我见过的唯一雌性是长着鹿角的 The only female I've seen has antlers.
你说我该告诉勒奈特吗 So should I tell Lynette?
暂时先别吧 Well, not just yet.
先看看情况怎么发展 Maybe just keep an eye on the situation.
多谢你的建议 Thanks for the advice.
先告诉你 等你回家的时候 Just so you know, when you come home,
我会让你彻底忘记那个雪人的 I'm gonna make you forget all about that snowman.
她叫卡罗 Her name is Carol.
好吧 你是真的得回家了 Okay, you really need to come home.
妈咪 Mommy?
你怎么哭了 Why are you crying?
就是 Oh... just...
今天有点难过 having a sad day.
你最近经常都很难过 You've been having a lot of sad days.
是因为格蕾丝离开的缘故吗 Is it because Grace left?
你为什么这么说 Why would you say that?
因为你就是从那时候开始难过的 That was when you started being sad--
从她走的那天 the day she went away.
没有 只是 No, it's just, you know...
我跟那一家人真的很亲密 I got really close to that whole family, and...
我也很想念卡门和赫克多 I knew I was gonna miss Carmen and Hector.
还有格蕾丝 And Grace?
你为什么戴着我的项链 Why are you wearing my necklace?
我在打扮 I'm playing dress-up.
那也不能戴真钻的 把它给我 Not with real diamonds. Hand it over!
好吧 给你 Fine. Here.
拿去 Take it.
我希望你别再跑到我房间里玩了 And I don't want you playing in my room anymore.
听明白了吗 You understand?
我反而更喜欢你哭的时候 I liked you better when you were crying.
米兹 Mitzi!
我是勒奈特·斯加沃 It's Lynette Scavo!
你在家吗 If you're in there,
请开下门 please open up!
嗨 李 Hey, Lee. Hey.
你不会知道米兹·金斯基去哪了吧 You wouldn't happen to know where mitzi kinsky is, would you?
不知道 为什么我该知道 No. Why would I?
我想也许你和保罗说服她把房子卖了 I thought maybe you and Paul convinced her to sell her house
然后保险起见 把她藏了起来 and then stashed her away someplace for safekeeping.
勒奈特 我必须说 我感到受冒犯了 Lynette, I have to say, I'm offended.
我只能说 我一点也不在乎 I have to say, I couldn't care less.
等等 You know...
再重申一次 我一点都不知道他要干嘛 For the millionth time, I had no idea what he was up to!
你是他的房产经纪人 你就没觉得蹊跷 You were his real estate agent! You didn't think it odd--
他可是买下了这条街上的所有房子 Him buying all these houses on one street?
他如数付我佣金 那我该怎么办 He was paying me commissions. What--what am I supposed to do?
-抱怨吗 -也许你对此一无所知 - Complain? - Maybe you didn't know,
如果保罗在今晚投票会议中落败 and if Paul is voted down at tonight's meeting, I'm sure
大家自然不会跟你计较 in time people will forget you had anything to do with this--
但是李 如果他设法把那个中转屋开起来 I-- but, Lee, if he finds a way to open that house,
我认为这条街上没人会原谅你的 I don't think anyone on this street will ever forgive you.
喂 Hello?
看看窗外 Look out your window.
是你 我要挂电话了 Oh, it's you. I'm hanging up now.
听着 我知道你很烦我 Look, I understand you're annoyed with me.
-我感觉很糟 -你活该 - I feel awful. - Well, you should.
因为你 现在街道上每个人都讨厌我 Because of you, everyone on this street hates me now.
所以我打电话给你 That's why I'm calling.
我陷你于不义之中 我想补偿你 I put you in an awful position. I'd like to make it up to you.
你打算怎么补偿 And how are you gonna do that?
首先 你要知道昨天米兹·金斯基 Well, first, you should know that Mitzi Kinsky
同意把她的房子卖给我了 agreed to sell me her house yesterday.
什么 What?
我建议她先去避避风头 I suggested she leave the lane for a while.
今早她已经乘的士跑了 The taxi picked her up this morning.
天啊 你为什么要告诉我 Oh, my god. So why-- why are you telling me this?
因为我有个小建议给你 Because I have a little proposition for you.
基于这些天来邻居们对你的态度 And given how the neighbors feel about you these days,
你最好听取我的建议 I suggest you listen.
你好 米兹 我是勒奈特 Hey, Mitzi, it's Lynette.
一直没你消息 我要确认一下 Um, still haven't heard from you. I need to make sure
今晚会议我们是同一战线的 回电给我 we're all on the same page for tonight's meeting. Call me back.
你好 Ay. Hey.
我知道你可能很忙 但我要找个人聊聊 I know you're probably busy. I really need to talk to somebody.
我也想 但今晚就要开会了 I would love to, but the meeting's tonight.
我还有很多的电话要打 I got a bunch of phone calls to make.
你可以找苏珊或布里吗 Can't you talk to Susan or Bree?
-不行 只能是你 -为什么 - No. It's gotta be you. - Why?
你是我唯一知道失去过亲骨肉的女人 You're the only woman I know who's lost a child.
格雷斯走了之后 我变得多愁善感 And ever since Grace left, I can't stop crying.
我会情不自禁地在超市或商场哭起来 I break down at the mall, at the market.
我快把自己逼疯了 I'm starting to freak myself out.
我当时失去孩子时也是这样 I was the same way after I lost the baby.
最后我去看了治疗师 I finally went to a therapist.
我不知道有这事 I didn't know that. Yeah.
-那有用吗 -有用 - Did it help? - It did.
她给了我点建议 或许你想试试 In fact, she had me do something you might want to try.
给格雷斯写信 Write Grace a letter.
写信 A letter?
但你不寄出去 You don't send it.
你只是用以倾诉自己的感情 You just pour out your feelings.
告诉格雷斯 你有多高兴找到了她 Tell Grace how happy you are to have found her
你有多爱她 and how much you love her.
相信我 你写完后 感觉会好很多 Trust me. After you've written it, you'll feel so much better.
加布 我的钥匙在哪 Gaby! Where are my keys?
在我这儿呢 Uh, I have them!
我马上就下去 Wait. I'll be right down!
你们要同居 You're moving in together?
没人比我更惊讶了 No one's more surprised than I am.
那么你跟她求婚了 So you did propose to her?
求了 但布里觉得她还没准备好 I tried. Bree said she's not ready for that yet.
这是折中之策 This was the compromise.
我想我们先同居一段时间 I figure we'll do this for a while, then in a couple months
过几个月再讨论结婚的事 we'll start talking about a wedding.
是啊 我就猜到会这样 Yeah, I-I guess that could happen.
你猜 You "Guess"?
只是 It's just...
如果布里爱你 她应该愿意 If Bree was in love with you, seems she'd want to...
把这事儿敲定 就这样 lock it down. That's all.
老爸 我了解她的过去 Dad, I get where she's coming from.
她刚刚离婚 She just divorced a guy.
我就是这个意思 That's my point.
她想找点乐子 而不是来真的 She's ready for some fun, not something serious.
她也许只是和你消遣一下 She may be looking at you as a diversion.
不 布里爱我 只是要循序渐进 No, Bree loves me. This is going somewhere.
只是确认一下 Just make sure.
如果布里不想做出承诺 If Bree's not willing to make some sort of a commitment,
-也许 -爸 你要把我惹火了 - then maybe... - Dad, you're starting to piss me off.
我希望我是错的 我真这么想 I hope I'm wrong. I really do.
如果真是这样 And if I am...
你得让我知道何时去租礼服 You let me know when to rent the tux for the wedding.
就这样 Okay.
-有米兹的消息吗 -还没有 - Any sign of Mitzi? - Oh, not yet.
天哪 她会去哪了呢 God, where could she be?
如果她把她的房子卖给了保罗 If she sold her house to Paul,
她最好赶紧跑路 she better be on the run.
这么做也解不了恨 Not that it'll do any good.
但我会暗中追捕并杀了她 I'll still hunt her down and kill her.
勒奈特 我们在这等了20分钟了 Lynette? We've been here for 20 minutes.
你不觉得应该开始了吗 Don't you think it's time you started?
放松点 保罗 除非大家到场了 Relax, Paul. We're not taking the vote
否则我们不会开始投票 until everyone's here.
在我们等的时候 我能发表个声明吗 Well, while we're waiting, may I make an announcement?
我想可以 I suppose.
请大家注意 May I have your attention, please?
我想让你们都知道 I wanted you all to know
美景镇的市长周五会来到这里 that the mayor of Fairview will be here Friday
为我对公益事业所做出的杰出贡献颁奖 to present me with an award for outstanding public service.
什么 什么 What? What?
没错 这是件大事 Yes, it's--it's-- it's sort of a big deal,
要是各位朋友能赏脸出席 and I would love it
我会非常开心 if all of my friends would attend.
如果你邀请你的敌人 支持者会更多 If you'd invite your enemies, you'd get a bigger crowd.
我很喜欢你的幽默感 麦克卢斯基夫人 AH, I love your sense of humor, Mrs. McCluskey.
你走后我们得多想念你啊 How we'll all miss it after you're gone.
等等 你在做什么样的公益事业 Hold it. Now, what kind of public service did you do?
当然是中转中心 The halfway house, of course.
该死 我落掉了最重要的一点吗 Oh, shoot. Did--did I bury the lead?
现在我汇集全了所有的选票 可以开张了 I now have all the votes I need to open it.
你怎么会有选票的 How do you have the votes?
有人卖给你他们的房子 Someone sold you their house?
是的 Oh, yes.
我们不应该卖 We shouldn't have sold.
只要和其他邻居 We should have just gone under
保持一致口径就可以了 with the rest of the neighborhood.
真是又高尚又愚蠢 Which would have been very noble and very stupid.
米兹卖了 这条街上的邻居 Mitzi sold. She's not gonna be around
不会揍她的 for everybody on this street to pummel,
他们会把气都撒你身上的 which means they would have taken their anger out on you.
别无选择 Didn't have a choice.
捣什么鬼 What the hell?
米兹 你在这里做什么 Mitzi, what are you doing here?
我住在这里 当然如果我是一个热辣小伙子 I live here. Oh, I guess you would have noticed,
你肯定就会注意到这一点了 if I was a hot guy with abs.
但我们以为你走了 But we thought you left.
很奇怪 我接到一个电话 Weirdest thing. Get this call?
这人说他在城市里为我提供了一份工作 This guy says he has a job for me in the city.
他将我安置在一家星级宾馆 就再也不出现了 Puts me up in a nice hotel, and then he never showed.
现在却要我来支付迷你吧的消费 Huh, and I got stuck with the minibar charges.
等等 也就是说你没把房子卖给保罗·杨 So, wait. You didn't sell your house to Paul Young?
什么 What?
拜托 我才不会出卖我的邻居们 Please. I'm not gonna screw over my neighbors.
李 Lee?
你怎么这么对我们 What the hell have you done to us?
不 很抱歉 勒奈特不在家 No, I'm sorry. Lynette is not here.
她正忙着处理保罗·杨的烂摊子 She's trying to deal with this whole Paul Young mess.
好的 我让她回来后就联系你 Yes, I will have her get back to you.
好的 Ok-okay.
这儿的街坊们到底怎么了 What is happening to this neighborhood?
一辆货车停靠在路边 Some van just pulled up,
这些令人毛骨悚然的小东西们走了出来 and these creepy characters are getting out.
那是一辆校车 雷尼 那些是孩子们 That is a school bus, Renee. Those are children.
我不喜欢他们盯看我的样子 Well, I don't like the way they're looking at me.
你能到我家来帮我安装一下门锁吗 Can you come over and install a dead bolt on my door?
当然 我找一下 Sure. I will be right over,
被勒奈特藏好的工具箱 就过来 as soon as I find where Lynette keeps the toolbox.
太好了 我先去洗个澡 Great. I have to jump in the shower.
我把钥匙放在垫子下面 I will leave the key under the mat.
有一天晚上我用过那把钥匙 You know, I had to use that key the other night.
是吗 Yeah?
是的 我们一起出去 雷尼喝得不省人事 Yeah. We went out, and Renee got hammered,
于是我将她送上床 so I had to take her in and put her to bed.
你真好 Well, that was nice of you.
是啊 Yeah...
接着她就给我讲了 And she told me this fascinating story
20年前她和一个男人间令人神魂颠倒的故事 about this guy that she had a fling with 20 years ago.
为什么令人神魂颠倒 W-why was that fascinating?
有个周末他们厮混在一起 Well, apparently the one weekend they spent together
让她一直铭记于心 ade quite an impact on her.
她聊过那个男人的 W-did she say any... thing...
一些事情吗 else a-about that guy?
不 没有 No, not really.
除了提到他的名字是汤姆·加沃斯 Only that his name was Tom Scavo.
好吧 听着 Okay, look...
这件事发生于 我和勒奈特结婚前 This happened before Lynette and I were married.
这毫无意义 It meant nothing.
这对雷尼来说意义重大 Well, it meant something to Renee.
她依然爱着你 She's still in love with you.
-她那么说的 -她说得含含糊糊的 - She said that? -She slurred it.
我也不想知道这事 Look, this is not something I wanted to know,
但既然已经知道了 我进退两难啊 but now that I do, I am in a horrible position.
不 不 不 千万别告诉勒奈特 No, no, no, no, no. You can't tell Lynette!
她会疯掉的 Sh-she would freak out!
我也不想告诉她 我不能瞒着我最好的朋友 I don't want to tell her, but she's my best friend,
而知道你在雷尼洗澡的时候 and I'm freaking out knowing that you're at Renee's
去帮她修门锁已经让我疯了 fixing her dead bolt while she's in the shower.
这事过去很久了 Look, this was forever ago,
况且我又不爱她 and I don't feel anything for her.
一个倾慕你的美女 A beautiful woman who still wants you
就住在100码以外 is living 100 yards away,
而她的胸器更是近在咫尺 and her breasts are 95 yards away.
你怎么受得住这种诱惑呢 Why do you want that temptation?
又不是我让她搬到这里来的 Hey, I didn't ask her to move here.
好吧 Well...
或许是时候让她搬走了 Maybe it's time you ask her to leave.
衣柜的整个右半边都属于你 So the whole right side of the closet is yours,
我还把衣柜顶部的抽屉都清空了 and I emptied out the top drawers of the bureau
给你放袜子和那些性感的四角短裤 for your socks and those cute little boxer briefs you wear.
谢谢 Thank you.
在你安顿好之后 And after we've gotten you settled,
我想我们一起去告诉姑娘们 I want us to go over and tell the girls.
他们会惊讶死的 They're going to die.
布里·范德坎普过得真销魂啊 Bree van de kamp living in sin.
过来 Come here.
怎么了 What is it?
我们深爱着彼此 对吗 We love each other, right?
那为什么不索性戴上它呢 Why don't you just go ahead and wear this?
-金斯 -不 如果我们要谈婚论嫁 - Keith. - No, if--if--if marriage is where we're headed,
那我就搞不懂了 戴上它有什么不好 I just keep thinking, what's the harm?
因为我们还没结婚 Because we're not there yet.
我不是要催你 Look, I'm not trying to rush you,
但我需要一个 but I need a bigger commitment
比给我衣柜抽屉更给力的承诺 than just the top couple drawers in your bureau.
我们谈过这些的 We talked about this.
我还没准备好做出那样的承诺 I'm not ready to make that kind of promise.
问题就在这 That's a problem.
我不想某天醒来后 Because I don't wanna wake up one day
发现我只是个替代品 and find out that I was just some diversion
让你在走出离婚的阴影的时候 that, uh, you needed to amuse yourself
来供你消遣 while getting through your divorce.
如果你真觉得我是那么想的 If you really think I feel that way,
那么你为何会住进来 then why are you even here?
我也开始怀疑这点了 I'm--I'm starting to wonder that myself.
你觉得我们住在一起是个错误吗 Do you think us living together is a mistake?
不 不 我觉得我们在一起就是个错误 No. No, I think us is a mistake.
多希望当初我们能对保罗好一点 I wish we had been nicer to Paul.
多希望当初他在服刑时我们能支持他 I wish we had stood by him when he was on trial.
我试着去体会他在监狱里经历的那些事情 I think about what he must have gone through in prison,
然后我理解了他的愤怒 真的理解了 and I understand his rage. I do.
但我不会让他毁了整条街的 But I won't allow him to destroy this street.
他不该这样 It's not right.
别担心 Don't worry.
我们会阻止这个混蛋 We will stop this son of a bitch.
我保证 That's a promise.
保卫紫藤郡的安危
M.J.今晚会在一朋友那里过夜 Hey. M.J.'s spending the night at a friend's house,
所以我不介意我们来个通宵抗议 so I don't care if this protest goes all night.
我是来支持到底的 I'm here to the bitter end.
-我能帮什么忙 -需要更多的标语牌 - How can I help? - We need more signs painted.
-好的 -苏珊 - Okay. - Hey, Susan.
看看那张单子 我们想出了一整页的标语 Look on that paper. We came up with a whole list of slogans.
正如你所见 "想想孩子们"差不多够了 Just so you know, we got plenty of "Think about the children,"
我们需要更多的"谁放了那些骗子" and we need a lot more "Who let the cons out?"
我们做这些到底是有什么用呢 So, what exactly are we hoping to accomplish with all this?
市长面临着改选的压力 The mayor is in a close race for re-election.
他需要尽可能的去拉票 如果我们的抗议活动 He needs every vote he can get. If we can make
大到能够惊动到媒体 a big enough stink in front of the news cameras,
或许他就会觉得丢人而关闭中转中心了 maybe we can embarrass him into shutting that place down.
如果抗议活动起到作用 中转中心不开了 So if this protest works, and the place doesn't open,
那些前科犯会怎么样呢 what happens to all those ex-cons?
他们会怎么样 What happens to them?
我是说 他们来不了这儿的话会去哪里 I mean, I-if they don't get to stay here, where will they go?
他们会回到原来的地方 They'll just go back to where they came from,
或去其他街区 or some house in another neighborhood.
那如果其他街区也不想他们待在那呢 But what if that neighborhood doesn't want them either?
我是说 如果他们犯过错 I mean, if they've done their time,
而需要改过机会 在一个邻里和睦的街区 and they need a second chance, wouldn't it be better for them
会不会更好一点呢 to be in a nice neighborhood?
理论上是这样 不过我们得考虑现实 In theory, yes, but that's not the way the world works.
我们得为我们的邻居和孩子考虑 We have to think about our neighborhood, our children.
只考虑自己吗 Ourselves?
别太天真 他们中有些可能想改过自新 Don't be cute. Some of these men may have good intentions,
但另外一些可能还是死性不改 but some of them could still be really bad guys.
但若我们都不试着去帮他们 But if we don't even try to help them,
我们如何这么确定自己就是好人呢 are we so sure we're the good guys?
理查德 Richard.
金斯告诉了我一切 我很抱歉 Keith told me what happened. I'm so sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
不过你来干什么 So, uh, why are you here?
他也提到了你家后院 He also mentioned all that work that needs to be done.
有待完成的工程 In your backyard.
还好 他可是我一手调教出来的 Luckily, I taught him everything he knows.
等等 你没必要这么做 Uh, wait. Uh, you don't need to do that.
没关系 我会在周末之前完工 It's not a problem. I'll have it done by the end of the week.
如果想谢我 But if you wanna thank me,
就给我来杯冰饮好了 think you could find me something cold to drink?
这位是富兰克林市长 Mayor Franklin.
幸会 我是保罗·杨 What an honor. Paul Young.
你肯定就是那位乐善好施的撒玛利亚人了 You must be the Good Samaritan.
我听闻过你的不少事迹呢 I've heard so much about.
这是我妻子 贝丝 This is my wife Beth.
我还从未见过名人呢 I've never met a celebrity before.
现在不就见着了 Well, now you have.
媒体马上就到 The media will be arriving shortly,
随后是市长的拥护者 as well as some of the mayor's supporters.
选举数天后进行 Uh, with the election just a few days away,
我们认为这是一次造势的良机 we thought this could be a terrific photo op.
没问题 No problem.
我们一边等待一边观赏一下社区设施如何 While you're waiting, would you like a tour of the facility?
当然了 Absolutely.
我得提醒你 虽然我不清楚你邻居 I must say, I don't know how you got your neighbors
对于在社区建立中转中心的态度 to agree to a halfway house on their street,
但他们肯定会对你有看法 but they must think a lot of you.
说实话 正是他们启发了我这个点子 Honestly, this is all happening because of what I think of them.
理查德 是你吗 Richard? Is that you?
鲜榨柠檬汁还得等一小会儿 The lemonade's not quite ready yet.
理查德 先给你来一个三明治怎样 Richard, would you like a sandwich with that--
你哪位 Who are you?
这就是中转屋吗 This the halfway house?
不 隔壁才是 Uh, no. That's next door.
想必我们马上就成为邻居了 So I guess we're gonna be neighbors.
我想你肯定着急赶回去吧 所以 Well, I'm sure you're in a hurry to get settled in over there, so...
我一点也不急 I'm in no hurry.
怎么回事 What's going on in here?
这位男士 误闯入我家 Uh, this, um, gentleman just, uh, wandered into my home.
我认错路了 I made a mistake.
下次不会了 Won't happen again.
最好这样 It better not.
你还好吗 You okay?
我没事 只是刚才事出意外 Yeah, I'm fine, I was just, uh, taken by surprise.
你浑身震颤 过来 You're shaking. Come on. Come on. Come on.
我真的没事 只是 No, really... really, I'm fine, just, um...
刚才多亏有你 Thank you for taking care of that.
你要做什么 What are you doing?
我早就想这么做了 Something I've wanted to do for a long time.
你给我马上离开 You're gonna have to leave.
好吧 也许是我误读了某些暗示 Okay. Maybe I misread some signals.
根本没什么暗示 There have been no signals.
我正和你儿子谈恋爱 I was dating your son.
那好 如果你真这么想 Okay. If that's the way you feel,
帮你弄完我就走人 then I'll finish up out back and go.
你现在就离开 I want you to leave now.
我之前会错意了 抱歉 Look, I made an error in judgment. I'm--I'm sorry.
请让我干完手里的活 Please let me finish the work.
我说现在就走 I said now.
完工后我自然会离开 I will leave when I'm finished.
好了 我们到了 Okay. Yeah, yeah, here we are.
我们有麻烦了 Well, here's trouble.
一大群富兰克林的拥趸 Bunch of geeks with "Vote Franklin" Signs
手举标牌过来了 just showed up.
貌似我们双方力量悬殊啊 Looks like we're outnumbered now.
我可不担心 Oh, I'm not worried.
那些人是谁 Who the hell are they?
天降奇兵 The cavalry.
伙计 伙计们 Hey, guys. Guys!
-我没迟到吧 -没有 - I'm not too late, am I? - Nope.
你来的正是时候 You're just in time.
太好了 Oh, yeah.
大家听好 计划是这样的 Okay! Here's the plan.
市长一开始演讲 Once the mayor begins his speech,
我就发出信号 I'll give the signal.
随即大家就开始喊口号 明白吗 That's when we all begin chanting, okay? You got it?
好了 出发吧 All right! Let's go!
我们得谈谈 We need to talk now.
阵势好大啊 Quite a turnout.
看看那些媒体摄像机 Look at those news cameras.
我是否需要再加点儿粉 Uh, do I need a little base?
最烦高清相机了 Hi-def is killing me.
嗨 富兰克林 Hey, Franklin!
这些人从哪儿冒出来的 Where did all these people come from?
不知道 I don't know.
不过我猜接下来会非常有趣 But it looks like things are about to get very interesting.
不是吧 她怎么发现的 No, no, no! How did she find out?
你那晚告诉她的 You told her the other night!
我们喝多了胡言乱语的 Oh, while we were drinking.
言者无心 可听者有意 You were drinking. She was listening!
-上帝啊 -你把事情搞砸了 - Oh, my god. - Yeah, this is bad.
你还跟她说什么了 What else did you say to her?
她以为你还爱着我 I mean, she thinks that you still have feelings for me.
真荒唐 Oh, well, that's just... ridiculous.
可她绝不会把这事儿告诉勒奈特吧 She's not gonna say anything to Lynette, is she?
不会 No.
她要你亲口告诉勒奈特吗 Does she want you to tell Lynette?
没有 她给了我另一个建议 No, she had a different suggestion.
我想是个好建议 And I think it's a good one.
我出去看看抗议示威 I'm going outside to watch the protest.
乖乖待在房间 看着妹妹 Stay in your room and look after your sister.
不许吃我做的饼干 Oh! Don't get into those cookies I made.
那是晚饭后吃的 我可是数过数的 Those are for after supper, and yes, I counted them.
胡安妮塔 怎么了 Juanita, what's wrong?
那是什么 What is that?
你给格雷丝写的信 The letter you wrote to grace.
好吧 Okay.
宝贝 你真的不该看这个的 Honey, you really shouldn't have read this...
因为这根本不意味着什么 'cause it doesn't mean anything.
格雷丝是你的女儿 是吗 Grace is your daughter, isn't she?
所以她走了以后你一直那么伤心 That's why you've been crying since she left.
你爱她多过爱我 You love her more than me.
不 不 不 No. No, no, no!
不是这样的 That is not true.
你对我才是世上最重要的 You are the most important thing in this world to me.
你相信妈妈的 对吗 You believe mommy, don't you?
你不是我妈 You're not my mommy.
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
快回来 Come back here!
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
女士们先生们 向你们介绍 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
市长 哈罗德·富兰克林 Mayor Harold Franklin!
还我家园 Save our street!
还我家园 还我家园 Save our street! Save our street!
还我家园 Save our street!
下午好 各位 Good afternoon, everybody.
很高兴也非常荣幸地 能够站在这里 It's a pleasure and an honor to be here...
你不是说邻里都很支持你吗 I thought you said the neighborhood was behind this.
我说过吗 那看来我是错了 Did I? I appear to have been wrong.
在他们曾失足的地方 ...with a troubled past that's is in their neighborhood.
还我家园 还我家园 Save our street! Save our street!
住满了有同情心的 善解人意的人们 ...inventory of compassionate, understanding people!
我要是有机会 会杀了保罗·杨 If I ever get my hands on Paul Young, I will kill him.
我们能去酒店讨论这事吗 Can we talk about this in the hotel?
这儿可全是愤怒的人 There's a lot of angry people out there.
我知道 I know.
还我家园 还我家园 Save our street! Save our street!
你们的行为是足以 Your actions are a blueprint
供他人效仿的范本 for others to emulate.
用这话来描述住在紫藤郡的各位 And that certainly describes the people who live here...
丝毫不为过 on Wisteria Lane.
嘿 我跟汤姆谈过了 Hey! I talked to tom.
现在不适合讨论这个问题 This is not the right time to discuss this.
-还我家园 -必须讨论 - Save our street! - Hey, we are discussing it.
汤姆给我说了关于你的 建议 Tom told me about your little, uh, suggestion
让我搬离这里 that I need to move off the lane.
我希望你知道 那是不可能的 And I want you to know, that ain't gonna happen.
如果你真是勒奈特的朋友 You know, if you were really Lynette's friend,
你就该清楚你不能住在离她丈夫 You would know that you cannot live two doors down
两扇门的地方 而你却还爱着他 from her husband-- a man you still love.
-这跟你毫不相干 -是吗 - That is none of your damn business. - Really?
因为我是勒奈特的朋友 而我不会眼睁睁 'cause I am lynette's friend, and I'm not gonna stand by
看着你搞砸她的婚姻 and watch you screw up her marriage.
-那就拜托你 苏珊 -把你的脏手拿开 - So help me, susan-- - Hey, get your hands off me.
还我家园 还我家园 Save our street! Save our street!
我车子停在了三个街区以外 这儿太乱了 I'm parked three blocks away. It's crazy out here.
你后院都搞定了吗 Did you finish up everything?
是的 我都弄好了 Oh, yeah. I'm done.
供他人模仿的范本 ...blueprint for others to emulate.
唯一让我们能够 Because the only way we're gonna have...
嘿 我收到你的消息了 Hey. I got your message.
怎么回事 What's wrong?
我想该让你知道 I think you should know
你父亲出了点小状况 there's been an incident with your father.
还我家园 还我家园 Save our street! Save our street!
尤其是 有一位先生 保罗·杨 In particular, there is one man, Paul Young...
尽管他受到了错误的关押 Th-though he was unfairly incarcerated,
却选择了 he has chosen...
卡洛斯 我找不到胡安妮塔了 Carlos! I can't find juanita.
外边这么乱你还让她出来 You let her outside with all this going on?
不 她跑了 她发现了格雷丝的事 No, she ran away! She found out about grace!
怎么会 How?
我待会告诉你 先帮我找她 Look, I'll tell you later. Just help me find her!
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
胡安妮塔 你在哪啊 Juanita, where are you?
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
-我不能回去拿吗 -那玩意不重要 李 - Can't I go back and get it? - It's not that important, lee.
她在卡内基音乐厅的音乐会之后 She signed that program
在那张节目单签的名 after her concert at Carnegie Hall.
她是个瘾君子 算了吧 She was a drug addict. Let it go.
你能让让吗 Can you move, please?!
拜托 Come on!
你这个变态 You son of a bitch.
给我下车 Come here.
-你哪根筋不对 -是我弄错了 行不 - What's wrong with you? - Look, I made a mistake, okay?
别推我 Hey, don't push me.
有个前科犯在打人 Hey, one of those cons is beating up a guy.
把他抓起来 Get him!
-金斯 你在干什么 -快来 - Keith! What are you doing? - Come on!
抓住他 Get him!
还我家园 Save our street!
...由他慷慨捐助 ...through his generosity.
他并没有自暴自弃... He has chosen not to be angry or bitter...
别碰他 Get off of him!
我很荣幸地向大家呈上这枚奖章 And I'm honored to present this medallion
颁发给... to a man...
总而言之 与邻为善 And in conclusion, love thy neighbor!
苏珊 Susan!
你听我说 你可以无视我的生活 Listen to me! If you don't care about my life,
但你为勒奈特着想一下 think about what you're doing to Lynette!
我就是在为勒奈特着想 I am thinking about Lynette!
这会毁了她的 This would destroy her!
放开他 Get off of him!
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
干嘛推我 You're pushing!
苏珊 Susan.
别推啦 Stop pushing!
苏珊 Susan!
绕过去 绕开啊 Go around them! Go around!
不行 到处都是人 I can't! There's people everywhere!
我们应该回屋里去 Maybe we should go back in the house.
求你们别扔下我 Please don't leave me.
弗兰克 等等 你这是干什么 Hey! Frank, wait! Wait! What the hell are you doing?!
我要让这栋屋子胎死腹中 I'm gonna make sure this halfway house never opens.
我的天哪 Oh, my god!
这不正如你所愿吗 This is what you want, isn't it?
不 不 并非如此 No, no! Not like this!
把球棒给我 求你了 Give me the bat! Please!
听我说 You know what?
你和其他人一边待着去吧 You go hang out with the rest of the kiddies.
弗兰克 弗兰克 等一下 Frank! Frank, wait!
勒奈特 勒奈特 Lynette! Lynette!
救救我 Help me, please.
麦克卢斯基太太 上帝啊 有我在 Oh! Mrs. Mccluskey! Oh, my god! I've got you!
幸亏有你 I got you.
开过去就是了 他们会躲开的 Just drive. They'll move.
是他们 卖了房子的那家 Hey! It's them! The ones that sold!
糟了 Oh, crap!
雷尼 雷尼 从那儿下来 Renee! Renee, get off of there!
我在找苏珊 I'm looking for susan!
太危险了 你下来 It's not safe! Get down!
我见她摔倒了 肯定受伤了 I saw her fall! I think she's hurt!
从车里滚出来 快点 Get out of the car! Now!
没事的 会没事的 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay.
会好的 It's gonna be okay.
救命啊 Help!
胡安妮塔 Juanita!
妈妈 Mommy!
给我下来 Get off! Get off!
把她递给我 快递给我 Give her to me! Give her to me!
-妈妈 -过来 过来 - Mommy! - Come here. Come here.
保罗 保罗 Paul! Paul!
进屋吧 亲爱的 Go inside, darling.
这事都怨你 我希望你心里有数 This is all on you! I hope you know that!
我 这些可是你的朋友啊 勒奈特 Me? Those are your friends out there, lynette--
美景镇的忠实街坊 The solid citizens of fairview.
劳驾你告诉我 Tell me again
他们和一群前科犯有什么区别 Why you think they're better than a bunch of ex-cons?
停下 Stop!
停下 放开他 放开他 停下吧 Stop it! Leave him alone! Leave him alone! Stop!
他是我的邻居 He's my neighbor!
给我停下 stop it!
把他拉过来 让他过来 Take him over! Get him over here!
我们走 Come on!
来人啊 Somebody help!
谢谢 Thank you.
这是黎明将至的紫藤郡 It was just before sunrise on Wisteria Lane.
你再也听不到 You could no longer hear
围观者的惊声尖叫 the screams of frightened bystanders...
抗议者的怒吼 or the angry chanting of protestors...
或是受伤者的呼唤 or the cries for help from the injured.
远处传来的只有一个男人的脚步声 There were just the footsteps of a man
他刚刚惩罚了曾经背叛过他的人们 who had finally punished those who had betrayed him.
荣誉奖章
而寂静突然被打破 The silence was broken
有邻里声称听到... by something the neighbors would later say...
一声枪响 sounded like a gunshot.
但保罗知道 But paul knew
那是复仇之音 it was the sound of revenge.