《绝望的主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
雷尼对勒奈特直言不讳 Renee confronted Lynette.
你和汤姆试着解决问题 但没成功 Look, you and Tom tried to make it work, and you couldn't.
现在他放下了 Now he's moved on.
卡洛斯同意去戒酒 Carlos agreed to go into rehab.
我知道一个很棒的地方 I know a great place.
我明天可以打电话 I can call tomorrow.
苏珊神秘的画作... Susan's secret work of art...
不该让任何人看见的 No one can see these!
让警探的疑心倍增 Fueled the detective's suspicions...
我看到的只是四个女人用烛台 All I see is four women that killed a guy
杀了一个人 with a candlestick
将他弃尸在树林里 and dumped his body in the woods.
还令朋友间隔阂加深 And drove a wedge between friends.
你还有秘密 More secrets?
-你以为你这是在做什么 -我是在保护你 - What did you think you were doing? - I was protecting you!
是啊 做得好 Yeah, well, great job.
每当布里·范德坎普感到消沉 Whenever Bree Van de Kamp was feeling low...
她总能在烘烤中获得慰藉 she found solace in the act of baking.
她的第一任丈夫离世时 When her first husband passed away,
她做了咖啡蛋糕 she made coffee cake.
她的第二任丈夫入狱时 When her second husband went to jail,
她烤了小甜饼 she made sugar cookies.
她十几岁的女儿怀孕时 And when her teenage daughter got pregnant,
她烹制了法式炖蛋 she made creme brulee.
因此 布里的闺蜜对她不理不睬时 So when Bree's best friends stopped speaking to her,
她希望她温暖的樱桃烤饼 she hoped that her warm cherry scones
能缓解她们紧张的关系 might thaw their chilly relationship.
苏珊 Susan.
亲爱的 你妈妈在家吗 Hey, sweetie. Is your mom home?
不在 她在...教堂 Uh, no. She's at... church.
周四去教堂 On a Thursday?
是她让你这么说的 对吧 She told you to say that, didn't she?
是你来就这么说 Only if it was you.
要是牧师来 If it was the priest,
我就该说她在为盲人读书 I'm supposed to say she's reading to the blind.
能不敲了吗 Will you stop pounding?
我刚把佩琪哄睡着 I just put Paige down.
抱歉 可大家都不愿和我说话 I'm sorry, but no one will talk to me.
是吗 我还真是意外啊 Really? I wonder why that is.
的确是我把事情搞得一团糟 Look, I have made a mess of things,
可我想补偿你们大家 but I want to make it up to you all.
你真以为烤点东西就能和解了吗 You really think you can bake your way out of this one?
当然不是 这只是我求和的一点表示 Of course not. It's just a peace offering,
好让大家能坐下来谈谈 a way to begin the conversation.
你和加布这么对我撒谎 I have nothing to discuss with you,
我真没什么好跟你说的了 not after the way you and Gaby lied to me.
勒奈特 请你理解我 Lynette, please understand.
我只是想保护你 保护你们所有人 I was only trying to protect you, all of you.
不 你只是想控制我们 No! You were trying to control us
这是你一如既往的控制欲在作祟 the way you try and control everything.
不是这样的 That's not fair.
你告诉我们 只要我们互相信任 You told us that as long as we trusted each other
团结在一起 一切都会好的 and stuck together, everything would be fine.
的确会好的 只要我们的友情还在 It will be. As long as we have our friendship,
他们就没法钻空子 they can't do anything to us.
你还不明白吗 没有"我们"了 Don't you get it? There is no us.
友情不在了 什么都没了 There is no friendship. Not anymore.
你孤军奋战吧 You're on your own.
我们都各自为战 We all are.
没错 布里总能在烘焙中获得慰藉 Yes, Bree had always taken comfort in baking.
可当烘焙也让她失望的时候 But when baking failed her,
她便借酒消愁 she took comfort in something else.
在紫藤郡这样安宁的地方 In a place as peaceful as Wisteria Lane,
再小的罪行也有人报警 the smallest crime can prompt a call to the police...
当邻居小孩不小心闯祸 When a neighborhood kid makes a reckless mistake...
当孩子们需要受点教训 When children need to be taught a lesson...
当隔壁小青年扰人清梦 When the teenagers next door start a band.
没错 紫藤郡的妇女们 Yes, the women of Wisteria Lane
都习惯报警 were used to calling the police.
但她们不习惯的是 警方找到她们 What they weren't used to was having the police... call them.
什么事 So... what's going on?
不确定 Not sure.
还没人找我们谈话 No one's talked to us yet.
我们需要请律师吗 Do you think we need a lawyer?
不知道 或许苏珊能为我们画一个 I don't know. Maybe Susan can paint one for us.
姑娘们 没必要请律师 Lawyers won't be necessary, ladies.
这次不是官方调查 This is not an official investigation.
只是朋友间随便聊聊 It's just a--it's just a casual conversation among friends.
可如果你们非要请律师 But if you want to bring lawyers into it,
我可以开案 先采集你们的指纹 I can open a case file, take your fingerprints.
不必 我们还是喜欢朋友闲聊 No. No. We like the friend thing.
好 那我第一个要找来聊天的朋友是 Great. So the first friend I'd like to talk to is...
苏珊 Susan.
尝尝我的咖啡 Try my coffee.
局里人都夸我的咖啡好喝 The guys are always complimenting me on it.
谢了 我正要减少咖啡因摄取量 Thanks. I'm trying to cut down on caffeine.
会让你神经紧张吗 Gets you all jittery and nervous?
对 我不喜欢那样 Yeah. I hate that.
那你现在觉得神经紧张吗 So you feeling jittery and nervous right now?
什么 What?
不 当然没有 N-no. Absolutely not.
很好喝 Uh, yum.
味道不错 My compliments.
你为什么画这幅画 Why'd you paint this?
为什么 Uh, why?
很 难说 It's... hard to say
艺术家们 何出此画 Why artists... paint what they do.
天呐 我真有点充艺术家的味道 Gosh, that probably sounded so... artsy.
不尽然 No, not really.
我在想 会不会有可能 I would imagine it's even possible
艺术家自己并不真清楚自己这么做的原因 that the artist herself doesn't really know why she did it.
有时你会自言自语... Sometimes you say to yourself...
"这灵感哪里来的" "Where the heck did that come from?
"或许我不该在睡前" "Maybe I shouldn't have eaten
"吃下那个辣肠匹萨" that pepperoni pizza before bed."
或许你自言自语的是 Or maybe you say to yourself,
"我为我的所作所为感到愧疚" "I feel so guilty about what I did."
我不... I-I-I don't...
我是说 那人是谁 I mean, who... who is that?
你画里的那个人 The guy in your painting.
坟墓里的那个 The one in the grave.
不 No.
不可能 Uh, uh, no.
那是我假想的人物 That came from my imagination.
别扯了 就是他 Bull. It's him.
雷蒙·桑切斯 Ramon Sanchez.
来自俄克拉荷马州的失踪人员 A missing person from Oklahoma.
我对此一无所知 I don't know anything about that.
那不是一幅画 苏珊 That isn't a painting, Susan.
是你寻求内心平静的内疚使然 It's a guilty conscience trying to find peace,
但你永远也不得宁静 But it never will, ever...
除非你说出真相 until you tell the truth.
那你从未见过这个人 So you've never seen this guy before?
你已经问过我了 You already asked me that,
我也回答你了 没见过 and I told you. No.
知道吗 勒奈特 你很适合当警察 You know something, Lynette? You'd have made a good cop.
你懂得保持冷静 控制自己情绪 You know how to stay cool, keep your emotions in check.
听着 Listen to me.
你们几个都是好人 我深信不疑 You women are good people. I know that.
但是你们明显在隐瞒着什么 But you're obviously covering something up.
现在别当我是名警察 Now forget about me being a cop, okay?
我以朋友的身份告诉你 Let me tell you something as a friend.
陪审团如果了解你们有苦衷 A jury will forgive a lot when they understand
他们会酌情处理的 why something happened.
但首先 你不能再撒谎了 But first, you have to stop lying.
我没有撒谎 I'm not lying.
你为这件事所做的牺牲 How much more of a toll
还不够吗 are you gonna let this thing take on you?
这话怎么讲 What does that mean?
我的意思是 无论你做了什么 It means that whatever it is you've done,
很明显这就是你丈夫甩了你的原因 it's clearly the reason your husband walked out on you.
抱歉 Sorry.
但你说别当你是警察的 But you said to forget you were a cop.
瞧瞧啊 Huh. Look at that.
你的冷静去哪儿了 What happened to keeping your cool?
认得他吗 Recognize him?
抱歉 不认识 Sorry.
你不想仔细看看 再回答吗 You wanna look at it for two seconds before you answer?
完全没印象 I got nothing.
我能走了吗 Can I go?
他是个实实在在的人 加布 He's a person, Gaby.
他有两个孩子 He has two kids,
跟你的孩子差不多大 not much older than yours.
这两个女孩再也见不到她们的爸爸了 Two girls, who may never see their daddy again.
我不认识他 I don't know him.
我能走了吗 我有很多事要忙 Now may I leave? I have a lot of things to do.
是吗 比如说呢 Oh, yeah? Like what?
探望你戒酒中的丈夫吗 Visiting your husbsbd in rehab?
我听说他酗酒的事了 I heard about his drinking.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
是的 不过好消息是 Yeah. Well, the good news is
我们可以把它消灭在萌芽期 it looks like we nipped it in the bud.
这不是旧习吗 Oh, it's a new problem?
不是 怎么了 Yeah. Why?
一个人突然开始酗酒 Usually there's a trigger
一般都是事出有因的 when somebody starts abusing alcohol out of the blue.
他是在烦恼什么事吗 有什么压力吗 Anything come to mind? Anything stressful?
他... He...
他有婚外情 He had an affair.
卡洛斯吗 Carlos?
很难让人相信 That's hard to believe.
可不是嘛 谁会对我这身段不忠 I know, right? I mean, who would cheat on this?
我是说 他看上去是个很好的男人 I meant because he seems like such a good man.
他不是 他是个流氓 玩弄女人的混蛋 Well, he's not. He's a cad, a philandering S.O.B.,
但我还是爱他 But I love him.
那么如果我明天上门 So if I go there tomorrow
问卡洛斯同样的问题 and ask Carlos that same question...
他也会是同样的回答吗 He'd give me the same answer?
当然 You bet.
那很好 Great.
那我不如去问问 I might just do that.
请再给我来一杯 I'll have another, please.
好的 Okay.
你有朋友能来接你回家吗 You got a friend who can drive you home?
没有 No.
眼下我是孤立无友了 Turns out I'm friendless at the moment.
但别担心 我坐的士回家 But don't worry. I'll take a taxi.
几位女士聊得很开心啊 You ladies sound like you're having fun!
有什么好事 What's the occasion?
只是闺蜜聚会 Just, you know, girls' night out.
把孩子和丈夫丢在家里 Left the kids and husbands at home.
我要为这话干一杯 Whoo-hoo! I'll drink to that.
干杯 Yeah.
举双手赞同 Amen to that, sister.
有闺密 谁还需要家人 I mean, who needs families when we've got girlfriends?
是吧 Am I right?
恕我冒味 你是哪位 I'm sorry. Who are you?
我真是无礼 Oh, where are my manners?
布里·范德坎普 Bree Van De Kamp.
我看到你们欢声笑语 I heard you all carrying on, and, well,
我最近有点寂寞 Really, I've been feeling a little disconnected lately,
我就想 "布里 出去结识些朋友 and I thought, "Bree, a little human contact is
正是你所需要的" just what you need."
凯莉刚生完孩子 Uh, yeah, Kelly just had a baby,
我们好久没聚了 所以我们希望... And we haven't seen each other for a while, so we were hoping--
孩子 太棒了 那要庆贺一下 A baby! Oh, that's wonderful. Well, we need to celebrate.
来瓶香槟 Bottle of champagne!
记我帐上 It's on me.
那么说说大家是怎么相识的吧 So how do we all know each other?
我们三个是大学同学 Well, these two I know from college,
而你是我们这桌的不速之客 and you I know from randomly sitting down at our table.
天呐 我太怀念这样聊天了 God, I miss this.
而有一天 And then one day,
你醒来 发现自己一无所有 you wake up and you realize you've got nothing.
一无所有 Nothing.
你的孩子不要你了 Your children abandon you.
甚至是那个同性恋儿子 Even the gay one.
我是说 I mean,
基佬不都有恋母情结吗 aren't gay men supposed to be obsessed with their mothers?
感情生活就更别提了 As far as relationships go, forget it.
两个男人离开了我 Two of them left me.
三个死了 Three of them are dead.
我能熬过这一切 就因为有闺蜜的支持 And all of this I could bear as long as I had my girlfriends.
但如今她们也不理我了 But now they've abandoned me, too.
我接触过的一切... Everything I touch...
我所爱的一切... Everything I love...
说起来 我想我今晚就到这儿了 Well, on that note, I think I'll call it a night.
我也该走了 Same here.
等等 都没到午夜 Wait. It's barely midnight--
对于我们这样的四个单身女人 还早得很 Awfully early for four single gals like us.
我们都有家室 We're all married.
你一定要扫兴吗 勒奈特 You don't have to rub it in, Lynette.
别再叫我勒奈特了 我都起鸡皮了 Stop calling me Lynette. It's really creeping me out.
等等 我有主意了 Wait. I've got an idea.
你们都来我家吧 Why don't you all come back to my place
我们可以一起过夜 and we can have a sleepover?
晚安 Good night.
不 不 拜托 来我家吧 No. No, please-- please come home with me.
我家房子很大 有很多空卧室 I-I have a really big house with lots of empty rooms and--
女士 要我帮你叫计程车吗 Okay, lady. You want me to call you your cab yet?
不用 No.
我喝完勒奈特的这杯香槟就走 I'm just gonna finish Lynette's champagne.
本 Ben.
早啊 Hello.
今天感觉如何 How you feeling?
很好啊 怎么这么问 Fine. Why do you ask?
你已经记不得昨晚的事了 对吧 You don't remember last night, do you?
我当然记得 Of course I do.
是吗 你都还记得些什么 Really? What do you remember?
我跟一群女性朋友共进晚餐 I went out to dinner with a few girlfriends,
之后回家 上床睡觉 came home, and went to bed.
差不多吧 Uh, close.
你凌晨2点敲我家房门 问我借钱 You knocked on my door at 2:00 in the morning to borrow money,
因为出租车司机不收 'cause the cab driver wouldn't take
你装在钱包里的油炸西葫芦 the fried zucchini you had in your purse.
随即 你又埋怨我不给你做煎饼 Then you cursed at me for not making you pancakes
然后才跌跌撞撞地回了家 before you stumbled back to your house.
你酒瘾复发多久了 How long you been off the wagon?
几天而已 A few days.
如果你能帮我保密 我将感激不尽 I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell anyone.
不过是暂时借酒浇愁 It's just a temporary relapse.
过一阵子就没事了 I'll get it under control.
独自买醉只会使情况越来越糟 Isolating yourself is only gonna make matters worse.
找你那几位闺蜜倾诉一下 You got a great group of friends.
跟她们聊聊 Reach out to them.
我没法聊 I can't.
她们现在都不愿搭理我 We're not on speaking terms right now.
问题总会解决的 Well, I'm sure you can fix that.
我试过了 I tried.
但她们看来都恨死我了 But they all seem to hate me.
我的建议是 Well, my recommendation?
柿子要捡软的捏 Start with the one who hates you the least.
好刺眼 Oh. Not ready for that.
今天天气很不错 It's a beautiful day.
要是又出去买醉 我也替你不值 I'd hate for you to waste another one with a hangover.
谢谢你 本 Thank you, Ben.
再会 See ya.
我知道查克肯定识穿了我的谎话 I know Chuck could tell I was lying.
我每次一撒谎就那样 I always do that thing when I lie.
就哪样 Wh-what thing?
这我可不能告诉你 Oh, like I'm gonna tell you.
你根本没法想象我有多害怕 You have no idea how terrifying it was.
先喝点东西吧 Look, have a drink.
稳定一下情绪也好 It'll calm you down.
我不想喝 I don't want a drink.
-真的吗 -我当然想啊 - Really? - Of course I want a drink.
我撒谎简直弱爆了 See? I'm a terrible liar.
如果查克已经证据确凿 Look, if Chuck had something concrete,
肯定会让我们知道 we'd know.
我敢肯定他是在试探我们 I'm sure he's just fishing.
他不会罢手的 He is not gonna let up.
他就等着我露出破绽 He is just waiting till I crack.
亲爱的 你杞人忧天了 Honey, you're panicking over nothing.
尸体都已经转移了 The body's gone.
找不到尸体 查克没法立案 Chuck doesn't have a case without it.
倘若事情败露 必然是某人松了口 No, the only way this thing blows up is if somebody talks.
你有在听我讲话吗 Are you not listening to me?
是我 我松口了 I talk. Me.
我就是那个断送大伙前程的人 I'm the one who's gonna send us away.
我们得赶紧离开这里 We need to get out of town,
出去避几周也好 just for a few weeks,
等查克盯上别人时我们再回来 until Chuck finds someone else to focus on.
那样的话 我们反倒形迹可疑了 Not only would that look incredibly suspicious,
再说 我们也没钱出去避祸啊 we don't have the kind of money to do something like that.
好吧 钱 Okay. Money.
我们缺钱 We need money.
我们可以来一次"车库旧货大甩卖" We can have a garage sale.
摆几把椅子 我负责张贴广告 Grab some chairs. I'll put up some flyers.
相信我 Trust me.
我们就按兵不动 We're gonna stay here,
就能平安无事的 and everything is gonna be fine.
看来你的扯谎水平比我还差 You're an even worse liar than I am.
斯特林康复中心
你好 Hello.
你好 打扰一下 Excuse me. Hello?
总得先腾出手来 才能再伸援手啊 Someone is never gonna finish "The help."
乐意为您效劳 What can I do for you?
我想跟我丈夫卡洛斯·索利斯谈谈 I need to speak with my husband, Carlos Solis.
有急事吗 Is it an emergency?
不 我只是有话要跟他说 No. I just need to tell him something.
那我就无能为力了 Then I can't allow you.
索利斯先生已被限制访问 Mr. Solis is still on restricted access.
你什么意思 What does that mean?
来中心第一周 不会见访客 Uh, first week after admission, no visitors,
不接听电话 或是接收电子邮件 cell phones, or e-mails.
隔绝一切外界干扰 No distractions.
我们希望病人们能专心接受治疗 We only want our patients to focus on getting better.
是这样 我真的很想找他谈谈 Okay, but I really need to talk to him.
对不起 不行 I'm sorry.
中心有规定 Those are the rules.
规定不就是用来僭越的嘛 Well, rules are made to be broken.
想必这里也有一条"女色勿近"的禁令吧 I'm sure there's a "No boobs on the counter" rule, too.
坦白讲 Seriously?
我可是男护士[意指同性恋] Male nurse.
好吧 Right.
你周二再来吧 You can come back on Tuesday.
-都是我的错 -你没有错 - It's all my fault! - It wasn't your fault.
我应该早有察觉的 都是我的错 I should've seen the signs. It was mine.
是我没尽到责任 I was never around.
没给孩子做好榜样 Kid didn't have a role model.
让我们来帮助你 吉米 We're getting you help, Jimmy.
他们会好好照料你的 They're gonna take care of you here.
我没必要来这 I don't need this place.
跟你们讲过了 我没毛病 I told you. I don't have a problem.
曼扎尼 我们电话预约过 Manzani. We called.
办理入院手续请往门那边 Admissions is right through that door.
谢谢 我们走 没事的 Thank you. Come on. It's gonna be all right.
我们早该想到会有这么一天 We should've seen this coming.
吉米 我们这么做完全是因为爱你 Jimmy, we're only doing this because we love you.
真可惜 他还有大好的将来 Such a tragedy. So much potential.
行了 我先走一步 All right, gotta go.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你这是要去哪 Where are you supposed to be?
我跟他们一起的 曼扎尼家 Oh, uh, I'm with them-- the Manzinis.
要是你跟他家一起来的 If you're with the family,
就跟着去团体辅导 you need to stay for group counseling.
我去了也帮不上什么忙吧 Oh, I don't think I have much to contribute.
这对治疗很重要 It's vital.
这边请 This way.
开门啊 汤姆 Come on, Tom.
我知道你在 I know you're there.
好吧 看来只能用我的杀手锏逼你开门了 Fine. I'll get in another way and pound on your door until you open up.
什么事 Yes?
你好 Hola.
我叫玛丽亚 My name is Maria.
我把钥匙落在汤姆先生家里了 I forgot the keys to Mr. Tom's casa.
你能让我进去吗 帮个忙 Could you let me in, por favor?
这里没有叫汤姆的先生 你找错房间了 There's no Mr. Tom here. You have the wrong apartment.
不 No.
我是汤姆先生家的清洁工 I am doing the cleaning for Mr. Tom.
还是用模仿女仆那套 Wow. Impersonating a maid stereotype.
要不要这么可悲 Pathetic much?
克洛伊 Oh, Chloe, look,
我知道你妈和我丈夫要动身去巴黎 I know your mother and my husband are leaving for Paris.
在他们去机场前 I just need to talk to Tom for five minutes
我只要和汤姆谈五分钟 before they head to the airport.
他们一小时前就离开了 They left an hour ago.
是谁 Who's there?
是我 舍恩菲尔德夫人 I got it, Ms. Schoenfield.
我是舍恩菲尔德夫人 This is Ms. Schoenfield.
你知道他们乘哪一航班吗 Do you know what flight they're taking?
我真的有急事要和汤姆谈 It's really important I talk with Tom.
他不接电话 He's not picking up his phone.
天呐 你还没跟踪够 Jeez, stalk much?
我不是跟踪他们 Come on. Come on. I'm not a stalker.
还说不是 我妈说他们躺在汤姆床上时 Seriously? My mom told me you were hiding under his bed
你就藏在床底下 while they were in it.
我才不会帮你 So I'm certainly not going to help you
破坏她的巴黎之行 sabotage her trip to Paris.
你听我说 昨天发生了一些事情 Listen to me. Something happened yesterday.
我不能细说了 但我现在需要汤姆 And I can't go into it, but Tom needs to be here--
不是为了我 而是为孩子们 Not for me, for the kids.
拜托了 拜托了 Please. Please.
好吧 Fine.
我得去楼上查他们的航班信息 I've got their flight information upstairs.
谢谢 Thank you.
很显然吉米对于是否要进行康复治疗 It's clear Jimmy feels conflicted
还很犹豫不决 about whether or not he belongs in rehab,
但他周围亲密的人 but his loved ones--
你们所有来这里的人 all of you in this room--
来这里是因为你们愿意向他伸出援助之手 are here because you care deeply about helping him.
我们和吉米一起分享一下 So let's start by sharing with Jimmy
他喝酒影响了你们生活的故事 the ways his drinking has impacted your lives.
曼赞尼夫人 讲吧 Mrs. Manzani, go ahead.
我能先讲吗 Well, actually, can I go first?
我还要去别处 I have somewhere I need to be.
你是谁 Who are you?
我以为你是这里的工作人员 I thought you worked here.
不 不 不是 我是 No. No. No. I am...
他女友 His girlfriend.
前女友 后来问题太多就分了 Ex-girlfriend, you know, since all the problems started.
女友 Girlfriend?
又是一件我们不知道的事情 Another thing you didn't tell us about.
她不是我女友 She's not my girlfriend.
我从来没见过她 I never seen her before.
对啊 这就是问题所在 Yeah. That's the problem right there.
你男友又喝酒还不记得你是谁 You know, how can you have a relationship
这种关系还怎么发展下去 when your boyfriend drinks and doesn't even remember you?
你为什么戴着结婚戒指 Why are you wearing a wedding ring?
因为我释怀了 'cause I moved on.
没错 吉米 我必须告诉你 That's right, Jimmy. You had to hear it.
你真当过我女友吗 I seriously had you for a girlfriend?
你太惹火了 You are smoking hot.
是的 我是 Yeah, I am.
天呐 我还真有问题 Oh, my god. I do have a problem.
我泡过像你这样的妞 却一点印象没有 I was with someone like you. I don't even remember it.
妈 爸 Mom, pop,
我想好起来 I want to get better.
吉米 Oh, Jimmy!
这就对了 吉米 That's the spirit, Jimmy!
这里有很多像你一样的人 Now there's a lot of people in here just like you
也能帮到你 who can help you,
比如 比如杰森·胡尔维茨 Like, uh, like Jason Hurwitz
皮特·莫顿和卡洛斯·索利斯 247号房 and Peter Morton and Carlos Solis, room 247.
好了 祝你好运 Okay. Good luck.
加布 你来这里干什么 Gaby, what are you doing here?
孩子们还好吗 Are the kids okay?
是的 孩子没事 我要跟你谈谈 Yeah, the kids are fine. I just needed to talk to you.
这是什么 你在家当甩手掌柜 What's this? You don't lift a finger at home,
却在这里吸地 but here you vacuum?
这是我们组的任务 This is my group task.
在这里进行康复治疗要遵循两个核心原则 Recovery here is based on two core principles--
责任感和绝对的诚实 Responsibility and total honesty.
好吧 太好了 Okay. Great.
进来 我需要跟你聊聊撒谎的事 Come in here. I need to talk to you about a lie.
当查克询问你为什么开始喝酒时 So when Chuck asks what made you start drinking--
我想他会问到 and I'm guessing he will--
你就说背叛了我 Say you cheated on me.
-和谁 -这不重要 - With who? - It doesn't matter.
一个丑女人 别吹过了就行 Someone ugly. Don't go overboard.
查克看见苏珊的画 Chuck saw Susan's paintings,
就来询问你们每一个人 he's questioned each of you,
你觉得这么一个谎言就能打发他 and you think this one lie is going to throw him off?
他没有别的证据 He's got nothing else.
加布 我来给你普及一下警察的伎俩吧 Gaby, let me tell you something about cops.
你认为他了解的情报 What you think he knows
只是他确实掌握的十分之一 is about one-tenth of what he does know.
我们得阻止这个人 We have got to stop this guy.
天呐 困在这里的这段时间真是度日如年 God, this is a hell of a time for me to be stuck in here.
不 宝贝 会好起来的 好吗 No, honey. Hey, hey, it's gonna be fine, okay?
你只管尽快康复就好了 You just focus on getting better.
我尽力 I'll try.
好吧 在他们发现我之前 我得走了 Okay, well, I should get out of here before they find me.
告诉孩子们我想她们 Tell the girls I miss 'em?
她们也想你 They miss you, too.
伯格曼先生 你好 还记得我吗 Mr. Bergman, hi. Uh, remember me?
怎么能不记得 Remember you?
苏珊·德尔非诺 你在第一次展览中 Susan Delfino, you sold five paintings
只用了二十分钟内就卖出了五幅画 20 minutes into your first art show.
在我心里 你堪称奇迹 You are my prodigy.
你是来炫耀你的光辉业绩的吗 Are you here to revel in your glory?
事实上 不是 Actually, no, uh, see,
我现在有点窘困 I'm...Uh, kind of in a rough spot right now.
亲爱的 你看起来有些焦躁不安 Oh, dear. You seem a bit agitated.
你不是要打算从桥上跳下去吧 You're not considering jumping off a bridge, are you?
但如果是的话 你能把 But if you are, could you please leave behind
你大量的作品留下让我卖吗 a large body of work for me to sell?
不是 No. Uh, it's just, um...
我需要我的画钱 谢谢 I need the money from my paintings, please.
我正在做书面申请 Oh. I just started on the paperwork.
你会在四到六周内收到一张支票 You should receive a check in uh, four to six weeks.
不 不行 我 我现在就要 Oh, no, no, no. I-I need it now.
我 I, um...
要出城避一阵子 Have to get out of town for a while.
你这个小主妇真是越来越有意思了 My housewife just got even more interesting.
你是瘾君子吗 Are you a junkie?
烂赌鬼吗 Gambler?
是不是有黑社会在追杀你 Are you on the run from the mob?
具体的我不能告诉你 I can't tell you what it is.
我真的非常需要这笔钱 I just really need that money.
事情是这样的 Well, , here's the thing--
我的现金周转遇到一点小小的麻烦 Um, I am having a teensy bit of a cash-flow problem.
但我向你保证 But I assure you,
给我八到十周时间 eight to ten weeks--
你不是说四到六周吗 I thought you said four to six.
好吧 可不只是小麻烦 Okay, not so teensy.
伯格曼先生 若非十万火急 Mr. Bergman, I wouldn't ask
我也不会开这个口 if it wasn't really important.
别这样 我先想想办法吧 No, I will see what I can do,
但是我不能保证 but no promises...
我的神秘小主妇 My mysterious little housewife.
真舒服 That's nice.
怎么这么热情 What's that for?
你说得对 拥抱确实有助于抒发情感 Oh, you were right. A hug should be for something,
就像今早我看见你抱布里那样 like the one I saw you giving Bree this morning.
那又是什么意思 What was that for?
雷尼 Oh, Renee.
那没什么 That was nothing.
那你只是送上门去抱一抱 Oh, so you're just going door-to-door giving hugs?
怎么 这是你们澳洲习俗吗 What, is that an Australian thing?
我和布里之间真的没什么 Look, there is nothing between me and Bree.
只是她最近受到了一些打击 She's just going through something right now.
我就借了个肩膀给她 I was a shoulder to cry on.
只要那肩膀不是你们亲密行为的开始就好 Oh, as long as that shoulder isn't a gateway body part.
抱歉打扰一下 给我一分钟就行 Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt. I only need a minute.
我想问一些 I just have to ask you
关于你女朋友的问题 a couple questions about your girlfriend.
那问吧 So ask me.
我就站在你面前 I'm standing right here.
我没说你 是布里 Not you. Bree.
有意思 Funny.
我们刚刚还在谈论你的女朋友布里呢 We were just talking about your girlfriend Bree.
再见 Good-bye.
雷尼 Renee...
你那么说是什么意思 Why the hell would you do that for?
不知道 I don't know.
只想让你过得不那么舒坦 Just trying to make your life miserable.
我还没说完呢 Oh, and I got more.
我在追查一起失踪人口案 I'm tracking down a missing person.
调查结果显示他手机最后的信号显示 It turns out his last phone signal
来自于你工地所在区域 came from somewhere on your construction site.
我对此事一无所知 I don't know anything about that.
没关系 这个证据足以让你停工了 Doesn't matter. Still a great reason to shut you down.
停多久 How long?
两周 也许一个月 说不准 Two weeks. Maybe a month. I don't know.
让我猜猜 Oh, let me guess--
一直停到投资商都撤资 对吗 As long as it takes for me to lose my investment, yeah?
八九不离十 That sounds about right.
没有搜查令 你休想涉足那片区域 You're not getting on that property without a warrant.
真是的 Oh, jeez.
你让一个警探上哪弄搜查令啊 Where would a detective get one of those?
周一见 See you Monday.
天啊 这个真好喝 Oh, my God. This tastes so good.
我知道 这让我想起 I know. It reminds me of the first time
我和勒奈特第一次坐头等舱的场景 Lynette and I ever flew first class.
当时我们都习惯坐经济舱了 We had been so used to traveling coach--
-汤姆 -嗯 - Tom? - Yeah?
请不要误会 但 Please don't take this the wrong way, but...
你现在正和女朋友进行浪漫之旅呢 You're on a romantic trip with your girlfriend.
你不觉得二人世界更好吗 Do you think it could just stay the two of us?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
老毛病了 Old habits.
这是最后一次你听到勒奈特这个名字 That is the last time you'll hear of Lynette.
敬巴黎之行 To Paris...
亲爱的[法语] Ma cheri.
很好 握好你的拖把 Good. Stay close with that mop.
飞往巴黎的502号航班 Flight 502 to Paris will
将于五分钟后开始登机 be boarding in five minutes.
我先去趟洗手间 飞行时间太长了 I'm gonna run to the men's room. It's a long flight,
而且飞机上的洗手间很吓人 and airplane bathrooms freak me out.
可那也是情侣们的梦幻之所 Well, there goes one fantasy.
勒奈特 Hey, Lynette.
你在这干什么 What the hell are you doing here?
我有话跟你说 I need to talk to you.
难以置信 I can't believe you.
你以为我愿意在机场的男厕所里堵你吗 You think I want to chase you down in an airport men's room?
请好好听我把话说完 Now listen to me.
这几分钟我紧张得只能用嘴呼吸了 I can only breathe through my mouth for a few minutes.
你不必白费口舌了 Well, you can save your breath,
因为我马上要 'cause I am going--
我要和简飞去巴黎了 I am going to Paris with Jane,
要是你心里不舒服的话我很抱歉 and I'm sorry if you're having a hard time with it.
不关你和简的事 看见了吗 放宽心 This isn't about you and Jane. Look. See? Good with it. Okay?
好吧 那你为什么在这里 Okay, good. Then--then why are you here?
因为你不能去巴黎 现在不行 Because you can't go to Paris, not now.
你把我搞糊涂了 Okay, I'm confused.
你一会说不介意我跟简去巴黎 You don't care if I go to Paris with Jane,
现在又说我不能跟简去巴黎 but you're telling me I can't go to Paris with Jane.
对不起 有件事我必须要告诉你 I'm sorry. I have to tell you something,
但很难以启齿 but it's just really hard to say--
抱歉 我的航班马上就要登机了 I'm sorry, but my plane is boarding.
我必须走了 I have to go.
我是一桩谋杀案的帮凶 I'm an accessory to murder.
给我 我帮你拿 Here. Let me help you with this.
我想你帮得够多了 I think you've helped enough.
加布 拜托 我再也受不了 Gaby, please. I can't stand this anymore.
能不能跟我谈谈 Can't we talk for a minute?
说实话 To be honest,
在查克的所作所为后 after what Chuck put me through,
我该说的都说完了 I'm kind of talked out.
等等 你什么意思 Wait. What do you mean?
他审问了我们 我 勒奈特和苏珊 He interrogated us-- me, Lynette, and Susan.
他把我们叫到警局 然后挨个拷问 He called us down to the station and grilled us one by one.
他为什么没叫我去呢 Why didn't he call me down there?
问得好 整件事还不都是因为你 Good question, given this whole thing is about you.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
布里 他想报复 他想惩罚你 Bree, he wants revenge. He wants to bring you down,
我们就成了你的陪葬品 and we're all gonna go down with you.
加布 别这样 Gaby, please.
我会想出办法解决好的 I will figure out a way to make things better.
不 不可能 No, you won't.
除非查克罢休 否则我们都没好日子过 This isn't gonna stop until Chuck is stopped.
说句话啊 Say something.
你怎么不早告诉我 Why didn't you tell me this?
我无数次想开口 但我们毕竟不在一起了 I wanted to, a hundred times, but we weren't together anymore,
把你牵扯进来好像不太合适 and it seemed wrong to drag you into it.
汤姆 Tom?
要登机了 Plane's boarding.
开什么玩笑 You've got to be kidding me.
简 很抱歉 我知道你在想什么 Jane, I'm sorry. I know what this must look like.
真的吗 Really?
就要登机去巴黎了 我走进男洗手间 You know what it looks like to walk into a men's room
却发现男友和前任有说有笑 and find your boyfriend's ex chatting him up
你竟然知道我心里怎么想的 before your flight to Paris?
不是你想的那样 It's not like that.
当然不是 疯了的人是我 Of course not. I'm the crazy one.
你们俩在机场的厕所里幽会 You two rendezvousing in an airport toilet?
我才是个疯子 藏在床下的是她 I'm the nut job. She's hiding under your bed.
而该服用镇定剂的人是我 Jane's the one who needs to be sedated.
汤姆 这事就到这 咱们赶紧走吧 Tom, I really can't deal with this right now. Can we just go?
这个节骨眼上 你不能这么对我 You are not doing this to me right now.
这个月底咱们一定去巴黎 We will go at the end of this month.
我向你保证 I promise.
简 简 这事真的不怪汤姆 Jane. Jane, it's really not Tom's fault.
汤姆 Tom...
亲爱的 Honey...
你清楚她耍的什么花招 对吗 You know what she's doing, right?
一旦你妥协了 You give in here, now,
往后她会变本加厉 it'll never stop.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
这 但是 It--but...
-特殊情况 事出有因 -好吧 - There are extenuating circumstances. - Okay.
那你告诉我 Then tell me.
是什么特殊情况 Tell me what they are.
至少我有权知道原因吧 I think I at least deserve that.
好吧 Okay.
巴黎我是去定了 I'm going to Paris,
如果你愿意 到巴黎找我 and if you want, you can meet me there.
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
勒奈特 打住 Lynette, don't.
什么 Just...
都别说了 don't talk.
老天 你终于把它带来了 Oh, my God! You brought it.
在给你之前... Now before I give it to you...
好吧 我永远卖不了关子 oh, well, that never works.
我是想说 What I was going to say...
我有个小小的提议 I have a little proposition for you.
别紧张 不是潜规则 Oh, calm down. It's not sex.
胡说八道 Dang it.
我相信你身上有某种特质 I believe you have that certain something
会让你成为伟大的艺术家 that makes a great artist.
可能是天赋 Maybe it's talent.
也可能是精神失常 Maybe it's mental illness.
我只听到"伟大的艺术家"那里 继续 All I heard was "Great artist." Keep going.
美景镇不是激发你灵感的地方 Fairview is not the fertile ground required for you to grow.
你应该去纽约牛刀小试一下 I think we need to move your skinny little tush to New York city.
要我搬家 不行 Move? Uh, no.
我只想出去住几周而已 I just need to get away for a few weeks.
我给你提供一间公寓 I'll set you up in an apartment.
你负责画画 You paint.
然后卖得的利润咱们五五分成 I'll take 50% of whatever I sell,
不过先不急着谈具体的条件 but let's not get bogged down in how the sausage gets made.
那我的家人怎么办 What about my family?
我儿子正在上三年级 My son is in the middle of third grade.
纽约有全世界最好的私立学校 New York has the best private schools in the world.
他能穿着鲜艳的小校服上课去 He can wear a little blazer to school.
见鬼 要是他穿得上中码儿童衫 Heck, if he can fit into a child's medium,
我可以把我的借他 I can loan him one of mine.
我以前从没想过要搬走 I never really thought about moving before.
这里有什么值得你留恋 Well, what is keeping you here?
没什么 Yeah, not much.
好了 你好好考虑一下吧 Okay. Think it over.
你要是拒绝我 那就说明 But if you turn me down, then I'll know...
你确实是精神失常 It's mental illness.
我想跟你做一笔交易 I want to offer you a deal.
交易 A deal?
真的假的 Really?
什么条件 Terms?
不管我做了什么 Whatever I've done--
或者你认为我做了什么 or whatever it is you think I've done--
你写成供状 我签字认罪 You... write it up, and I'll sign a confession.
以此来交换... In exchange for...
你不许再去骚扰我的朋友 You leave my friends out of it.
真见鬼 Oh, darn.
我还真好奇了一下 I was actually interested there for a minute.
你骚扰我的朋友究竟图什么 What do you hope to gain by harassing my friends?
你想要什么 What do you want?
就要这个 This.
你的痛苦 You in pain.
知道吗 You see,
我从来不懂如何以其人之道还治其人之身 I could never figure out a way to hurt you the way you hurt me.
难道你不知道 我已经受伤了吗 If you had any idea how much I'm hurting already--
这还不够 知道为什么吗 It's not enough. You know why?
因为你适应能力太强了 Because you're too resilient.
丈夫去世 孩子离开 生意破产 Husbands die, kids leave, businesses collapse,
布里总能重新开始 and Bree always bounces back.
可一旦你的朋友受到威胁 But threaten her friends?
求你了 Please.
这可是我所爱的人 You're talking about the people I love.
她们就是我的世界 除此外我一无所有 They're my whole world. I have nothing else.
你一无所有 You have nothing else?
那你要谈条件 就处于不利位置了 That's a bad position to make a deal from.
抱歉 Sorry.
还记得我跟你提过的交易吗 Hey, you remember that deal I wanted to make with you?
你嫁给我 后半生我罩着你 You marry me and I take care of you the rest of your life?
也许你早该接受的 Maybe you should've taken it.
作为老人 你肯定不常出门 Hey. You're old and pretty much housebound.
有没有注意到 本最近经常有"活动" Have you noticed if Ben's been "entertaining" a lot lately?
都怪我没养斗牛犬看门 你就这么擅闯 This is what I get for not having a pit bull.
他可能有新欢了 I think he's cheating on me.
本 不可能 他似乎人很好 Ben? No, he--he seems like a great guy.
我前任也是个好人 My ex was a great guy, too.
纽约的脱衣舞女郎都这么说 Ask any stripper in New York city.
老天啊 我再也受不了背叛了 Oh, my God! I cannot go through that again.
真的受不了 I-I just can't.
雷尼 我可能不是那么中意你 Renee, I may not be your biggest fan or...
甚至不喜欢你 even like you,
但有一件事是无可争议的 but there's one thing no one can argue with--
你很性感 You are hot.
-什么 -看看你 - Pardon? - Look at you.
就是个绝代佳人 You're a knockout--
完美双腿 前凸后翘 迷人微笑 Those gams, those curves, that killer smile.
简直就是三十五年前的我 Basically you're me 35 years ago.
所以我老了就你这样 So this is my future?
我的意思是 The point is,
不管这个女人是谁 根本不配和你争 whoever this woman is, she can't hold a candle to you.
谢谢你 凯伦 Oh, thank you, Karen.
快去争取自己的男人吧 Now go out there and fight for your man.
说得对 今晚我就清凉上阵 You're right. Tonight I will throw on a little nothing
主动上门 and make a house call.
真是好样的 Thattagirl.
知道吗 You know what?
我真希望认识35年前的你 I wish I had known you 35 years ago.
咱俩绝对是绝代双骄 We would've made a hell of a team.
只要你那位澳洲男愿意 Hey, we still can
我们现在也能跟他绝代双飞 if the Aussie's into it.
别装行李了 咱们不搬家 Stop packing. We're not moving.
你不觉得这计划很棒吗 Don't you see how great this is?
去纽约生活 以绘画为生 Living in New York, getting paid to paint--
大好的机会啊 It's an amazing opportunity.
全家背井离乡 To uproot our family
搬到咱们从来没住过的地方 有什么好 And move somewhere we've never lived before?
所以先去几个礼拜 看咱们喜不喜欢那儿 So we'll go for a few weeks and see how we like it.
苏珊 如果查克已经下决心要抓你 Susan, you do know that if Chuck wants to take you down,
你搬到纽约也没用的 Moving to New York's not gonna stop him.
我知道 I know that.
那干嘛还放弃现在的大好生活 Well, then why would you want to give up the life we have here,
这多来之不易啊 After all this time?
今时不同往日了 Because it's different.
从前 我只要往窗外一看 Before, all I had to do was look out that window
就能看到至亲密友 And I'd see a true friend--
能为我和我家两肋插刀 Someone who would do anything for me or my family,
可现在 but now...
一切不复存在了 It's all gone.
你换个地方就能又找到了吗 You think you're gonna find that somewhere else?
你不过是在逃避 You're just running.
好吧 我就是在逃避 Okay. So I'm running.
麦克 我万一被捕 可能要坐好多年牢 Mike, if I get caught, I could go away for a lot of years.
那么现在 So in the meantime,
为什么不试着去过一直梦想的生活 Why not try to live the life I've dreamed of?
因为那不是我的梦想 It's not my dream.
你要是这么想去 And if this is something that you need to do,
你就自己去 You're on your own.
-加布 你好 -西利娅 回来 - Hello, Gaby. - Celia, get back here!
-说话方便吗 - 西利娅 还给我 - Is this a bad time? - Give me that now! Celia!
我有2个13岁以下的女儿 I have 2 daughters under 13.
哪有说话方便的时候 It's always a bad time.
那咱们出来说几句吧 Yeah, why don't you just step outside here for a second?
你找卡洛斯谈了吗 So did you talk to Carlos?
他对自己出轨很愧疚 这个负心汉 He's obviously ashamed of his affair. The whoremonger.
不过至少他说实话了 But at least he's honest about it.
我没找他 我换了个方向调查 No. I wound up taking a different angle on the investigation.
其实 这都是因为你 Actually, you were the reason for that.
怎么是我 你什么意思 Me? What do you mean?
你记不记得咱们提起这人的时候 Do you remember when we were talking about this guy?
记不太清了 Vaguely.
我可是记得清清楚楚 I remember it vividly,
因为当时实在太奇怪了 'cause it was the oddest thing--
苏珊一看到这照片 差点晕过去 You see, when Susan saw this picture, she nearly passed out.
而勒奈特看到的时候 And when Lynette saw it,
她强作镇定 惟恐失态 She willed herself into not reacting.
而你... But you...
轻蔑一笑 You smirked.
胡说八道 我冲他笑什么 That's crazy. Why would I do that?
我也想问这个问题 Same question I asked myself.
所以我调查了一下你的背景 So I started doing some digging into your background.
结果发现 Turns out,
雷蒙·桑切斯 曾居俄克拉荷马州 Ramon Sanchez, formerly of Oklahoma,
又名... is actually...
《成年礼》 拉丁美洲女孩成年的风俗
亚历亨德罗·佩雷斯 Alejandro Perez...
是你继父 Your stepfather.
而你却只字不提 And you never mentioned that.
拜托 查克 你难道看不出... Oh, come on, Chuck. You can't even see who--
此时此刻 没有律师在场 At this point, I don't think you should say anything
你最好保持沉默 Without a lawyer present.
等等 难道要逮捕我吗 Wait. Am I under arrest?
时候未到 Not yet.
但是基于这一事实 But based on this,
我只能正式立案调查了 I have to start an official case file.
恐怕要请你明天上午10点 I'm gonna need you to come down to headquarters
去总局面谈了 For an interview. Be there tomorrow at 10:00.
加布 如果你不去... And, Gaby, if you don't...
我会派警车押你过去 I'll send a squad car to get you.
我找卡洛斯·索利斯 十万火急 Hi. I need to speak with Carlos Solis immediately.
-很抱歉 索利斯太太... -我知道 - I'm sorry, but Mr. Solis... - Yeah, I know.
我知道你们那烦人的禁止联络规定 I know you have that annoying no-contact policy,
可我有急事 But this is an emergency.
索利斯先生不在 Mr. Solis isn't here.
他2小时前自己退房走了 He checked himself out two hours ago.
什么 你干嘛不拦住他 What? Why didn't you stop him?
当时他那状况 谁也拦不住 He was not in a mood to be stopped.
本 在家吗 Ben, are you in there?
我穿着皮衣都快着凉了 I'm wearing leather and I'm getting cold.
本 Ben?
布里 不用给我回话了 Bree, no need to call me back.
我只是告诉你一声 Just wanted to let you know that
我的非正式调查就要正式立案了 My unofficial investigation's about to go official.
明早10点带上律师 Be at the station tomorrow morning at 10:00.
来警察局 Bring a lawyer.
正当我的朋友们急需彼此的时刻 Just when my friends needed each other most,
她们却发现自己如此孤单无依 They found themselves utterly alone--
一个心急如焚地寻找自己的丈夫 One with the frantic need to find her husband...
一个默默承担说出痛苦真相的后果 One with the consequences of revealing a painful secret...
一个发现自己完全失去了归属感 And one with the feeling that she simply no longer belonged.
但还有一位朋友 But for one of my friends,
被孤立感占据得如此彻底... The sense of isolation was so complete...
就是这间 Here you go.
可能已经走投无路 There might be no escaping it.
欧陆早餐供应至10点半 Continental breakfast runs till 10:30,
但是好吃的8点就不剩啥了 But the good stuff's gone by 8:00.
我想早餐就不吃了 谢谢 Oh, I don't think I'll be having breakfast. Thank you.
自便吧 Suit yourself.
你还记不记得从前紫藤郡的生活多美好 Do you remember how wonderful things used to be on the lane?
我曾过着完美的生活 I had the perfect life.
有个当医生的丈夫 Doctor husband...
一对漂亮的子女 Two beautiful children...
还有一群亲爱的朋友 Oh, and such dear friends.
到底是怎么了 What happened?
我怎么一切尽失了 How did I lose it all?
世事无常啊 布里 Things change, bree.
我是如此不快 I'm so unhappy.
你现在快乐吗 Are you happy now?
我只能说 没什么不快 I'm not unhappy.