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凶鬼恶灵 第一季 第十七集
22年前
他们的妈妈神秘死亡
现在 两兄弟
踏上了寻父征途
德州 理查德森
两个月前
大德州拖车和回收
35号州际公路
现今
地狱鬼宅
牛仔免下车餐馆
科林郡公共图书馆
莫德凯·默多克地狱鬼宅
《凶鬼恶灵》前情提要 Previously on Supernatural:
萨姆 Sammy.
快带你弟弟出去 快 Take your brother outside as fast as you can! Go!
爸爸去狩猎了 Dad's on a hunting trip.
他已经几天没回家了 And he hasn't been home in a few days.
这是爸爸的日记 This was Dad's book.
我觉得他希望我们继续他的事业 I think he wants us to pick up where he left off.
拯救他人 降妖除魔 You know, saving people, hunting things.
家族事业 The family business.
我得找到爸爸 I gotta find Dad.
我脑子里都是这个 It's the only thing I can think about.
搞什么啊 还要很远吗 Come on, man, is it much further?
我好冷 I'm cold.
应该就在前面 Should be just up here.
到了 Here we go.
你怎么找到这地方的 瑟斯顿 How did you find this place anyway, Thurston?
我表姐告诉我的 My cousin told me about it.
我绝对不要进去 I am so not going in there.
怂包 Wusses.
我们都大老远来了 不如去看看 Well, we came all the way out here, might as well check it out.
我们快点看完 然后回车上去吧 Let's just hurry this up and get back to the car, right?
这里太冷了 It's freaking cold out here.
要我握着你的手吗 Want me to hold your hand?
我还能握其他地方吗 Are there any other parts I can hold?
闭嘴吧 你个废物 Shut up, you loser.
别生气嘛 Well, come on.
怎么了 What?
不会吧 No way.
看看这些东西 Look at all this stuff.
来 Come on.
在这边 It's this way.
据说它住在储藏地下室 They say that it lives in the root cellar.
专抓女孩 Goes after girls.
只抓女孩 Always girls.
把她们吊起来 It just strings them up.
"据说" "They say"?
据谁说 Who's "they"?
这鬼扯你在哪听来的 Where did you hear this crap?
我说了 我表姐 I told you, my cousin.
她在哪听来的 And where did she hear it?
我不知道 I don't know.
就是听到了 She just heard it.
随便吧 把那个给我 Whatever. Give me that thing.
看啊 Look,
是邪恶的储藏地下室 it's the evil root cellar.
是撒旦储藏他的蔬菜的地方 No, where Satan cans all his vegetables.
你们这群胆小鬼自己过来看啊 Well, get your candy-asses down here and see for yourselves.
就是个地下室 It's just a basement full of
到处是破罐子 这就是个破农舍 skank-filled jars in some crap farmhouse.
我没看到什么吓人的东西 I don't see anything scary.
你们呢 Do you?
怎么了 What?
怎么了 What? What is it?
*一股无名火带走了我的宝贝* *A fire of unknown origin took my baby away*
真好笑 Very funny.
抱歉 Sorry.
东德州没什么风景 Not a lot of scenery here in east Texas.
只能自己制造看点了 Kind of gotta make your own.
我们又不是小孩子了 迪恩 Man, we're not kids anymore, Dean.
我们不能又开始这么闹 We're not gonna start that crap up again.
-开始什么 -就是... - Start what up? - That
恶作剧 很蠢 而且总是越闹越大 prank stuff. It's stupid and it always escalates.
怎么了 萨姆 What's the matter, Sammy?
害怕你的洗发水里 You afraid you're gonna get a little Nair
再被掺脱发剂吗 in your shampoo again, huh?
好吧 All right.
记住 是你挑头的 Just remember, you started it.
来吧 小秃子 Bring it on, baldy.
我们到哪了 Where are we, anyway?
离理查德森只有几小时的路了 Few hours outside of Richardson.
再跟我说一遍 Give me the lowdown again.
大概一两个月前 All right, about a month or two ago...
一群孩子去本地一栋鬼屋玩 this group of kids go poking around this local haunted house.
闹鬼的是什么 Haunted by what?
据说 Apparently,
是一个厌女的鬼魂 a pretty misogynistic spirit.
据传说 Legend goes,
它抓走女孩 it takes girls
然后把她们吊在房梁上 and strings them up in the rafters.
反正 这群孩子 Anyway, this group of kids
看到地下室里吊了具女尸 see this dead girl hanging in the cellar.
有人认出尸体身份了吗 Anybody ID the corpse?
这就是问题所在 Well, that's the thing.
警察赶到时 尸体已不见了 By the time the cops got there, the body was gone.
警察认为孩子们只是在胡闹 So cops are saying the kids were yanking chains.
或许警察是对的 Maybe the cops are right.
或许吧 但我读了几篇那些孩子的本人叙述 Maybe, but I read a couple of the kids' firsthand accounts.
似乎不是编的 They seem sincere.
你在哪读到的 Where did you read these accounts?
我知道我们要经过德州 Well, I knew we're gonna be passing through Texas...
所以昨晚 我上了几个本地的 so last night, I surfed some local
超自然网站 paranormal websites.
我找到了一个 And I found one.
叫什么 And what's it called?
地狱猎犬老巢网 Hellhoundslair.com.
我猜猜 在老妈地下室里直播的吗 Let me guess. Streaming live out of Mom's basement.
-可能吧 -嗯 - Yeah, probably. - Yeah.
大部分那种网站 Most of those websites
真假鬼都分不出来 wouldn't know a ghost if it bit them in the "persqueeter."
听着 Look,
我们让爸爸自己走了 we let Dad take off,
对了 这就是个错误 which was a mistake, by the way.
现在我们也不知道他在哪 And now we don't know where the hell he is.
所以我们现在得找点东西猎 So, meantime, we gotta find ourselves something to hunt.
去看看没什么坏处 There's no harm checking this thing out.
好吧 我们去哪找这些孩子 All right, so where do we find these kids?
在这样的小镇上还能去哪找孩子 Same place you always find kids in a town like this.
那是我这辈子见过的最吓人的事 我发誓 It was the scariest thing I ever saw in my life, I swear to God.
我们一走进去 From the moment we walked in.
墙都是黑色的 The walls were painted black.
-红的 -好像是血 - Red. - I think it was blood.
有各种吓人的符号 All these freaky symbols.
十字架 星星 Crosses and stars, and...
五角形 Pentagons.
五旬节派的符号 Pentecostals.
不知道 我一直闭着眼睛来着 Whatever, I had my eyes closed the whole time.
但我能确定地告诉你 But I can damn sure tell you this much:
不管其他人怎么说... No matter what anybody says--
那可怜的姑娘 That poor girl.
留着黑色 With the black...
金色 Blonde.
红色的头发 就吊在那里 Red hair, just hanging there.
踢着脚 Kicking.
一动不动 Without even moving.
她是真的 She was real.
绝对是真的 It's 100 percent.
挺性感的 And kind of hot.
作为死人而言 Well, you know, in a dead sort of way.
好吧 Okay.
你们怎么知道这地方的 And how did you find out about this place, anyway?
-克雷格 -克雷格带我们去的 - Craig. - Craig took us.
两位 需要点什么吗 Fellas. Help you with anything?
嗯 你是克雷格·瑟斯顿吗 Yeah, are you Craig Thurston?
是 I am.
我们是《达拉斯早间新闻》的记者 Well, we're reporters with The Dallas Morning News.
我是迪恩 这是萨姆 I'm Dean, this is Sam.
不会吧 No way.
我也是个作家呢 Yeah, I'm a writer too.
我为学校的文学杂志撰稿 I write for my school's lit. magazine.
那你真棒呢 大作家 Well, good for you, Morrissey.
我们要做一篇本地闹鬼事件的报道 We're doing an article on local hauntings.
听人说你可能知道个闹鬼的地方 And rumor has it you might know about one.
你是指地狱鬼宅吗 You mean the Hell House?
就是那个 That's the one.
我本来以为那就是个故事 I didn't think there was anything to the story.
跟我们讲讲那个故事吧 Why don't you tell us the story.
据说 30年代时 Well, supposedly, back in the '30s...
有个农民 莫德凯·默多克 this farmer, Mordechai Murdock,
他跟六个女儿一起住在一栋房子里 he used to live in the house with his six daughters.
当时是大萧条时期 他的作物枯萎 It was during the Depression, his crops were failing...
他都没钱养活自己的孩子 he didn't have enough money to feed his own children.
于是他便疯了 So I guess that's when he went off the deep end.
怎么了 How?
他觉得 女儿们与其饿死 Well, he figured it was best if his girls died quick...
不如快点解脱 rather than starve to death.
于是他袭击了她们 So he attacked them.
她们尖叫 And they screamed,
求他收手 但是 begged for him to stop but...
他还是把她们吊了起来 he just strung them up,
一个接一个地 one after another.
都做完后 And then when it was all finished, he
他自己也上吊了 turned around and hung himself.
据说他的鬼魂永远地困在了那房子里 Now they say that his spirit is trapped in the house forever...
会吊死其他所有进去的女孩 stringing up any other girl that goes inside.
这你都哪听来的 And where did you hear all this?
我表姐达娜告诉我的 My cousin Dana told me.
我不知道她哪听来的 I don't know where she heard it from.
你们得明白 我本来完全不信的 You gotta realize, I didn't believe this for a second.
但你现在信了 But now you do.
我也不知道该怎么想 I don't know what the hell to think, man.
我把对警察说的话也告诉你们 You guys, I'll tell you exactly what I told the police, okay?
那女孩是真的 That girl was real,
她是真死了 and she was dead.
这可不是恶作剧 This was not a prank.
我发誓 我再不想靠近那房子了 I swear to God, I don't wanna go anywhere near that house...
永远不了 ever again, okay?
谢谢 Thanks.
我不怪那孩子 Can't say I blame the kid.
是啊 外观不怎么样呢 Yeah, so much for curb appeal.
有发现吗 You got something?
嗯 Yeah,
但电磁场没用 but the EMF's no good.
为什么 Why?
我觉得那电线杆里还有电 I think that thing's still got a little juice in it.
干扰了读数 It's screwing with all the readings.
-是啊 会这样 -嗯 - Yeah, that would do it. - Yeah.
走吧 Come on, let's go.
看来老默多克当年很喜欢乱涂乱画呢 Looks like old man Murdock was a bit of a tagger during his time.
后来也在继续乱画呢 And after his time too.
倒十字已在撒旦崇拜者中沿用了数世纪 The reverse cross has been used by Satanists for centuries...
但硫磺魔符 but this Sigil of Sulfur
是60年代才在旧金山出现的 didn't show up in San Francisco until the '60s.
你泡不到妞是有原因的 That's exactly why you never get laid.
这个呢 你见过吗 What about this one? You seen this one before?
没有 No.
我见过 I have.
在哪见过 Somewhere.
是油漆 It's paint.
还挺新的呢 Seems pretty fresh too.
我不知道 萨姆 I don't know, Sam.
我也不想赞同任何的权威人士 但是 I mean, I hate to agree with authority figures of any kind but...
警察可能说对了这个 the cops might be right about this one.
或许吧 Yeah, maybe.
停 Cut.
就是几个人类 Just a couple of humans.
你们在这里干什么 What are you guys doing here?
你们在这里干什么 What the hell are you doing here?
我们就该来这里 我们是职业人士 We belong here. We're professionals.
什么职业 Professional what?
超自然调查员 Paranormal investigators.
给 看看吧 两位 There you go. Take a look at that, boys.
开玩笑吧 You gotta be kidding me.
-艾德·扎德摩和哈里·斯潘格勒 -对 - Ed Zeddmore and Harry Spangler. - Yep.
地狱猎犬老巢网 那是你们的网站 Hellhoundslair.com. You guys run that website?
对 Yeah.
嗯嗯 Oh, yeah, yeah.
我们可是你们的粉丝 We're huge fans.
我们也知道你们是什么人 And we know who you guys are too.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
门外汉 Amateurs.
来找鬼和廉价刺激 Looking for ghosts and cheap thrills.
嗯 Yeah.
如果你们不介意 So if you guys don't mind
我们还想进行 we're trying to conduct
严肃的科学调查呢 a serious scientific investigation here.
是吗 你们目前有什么发现 Yeah? What do you got so far?
哈里 你跟他们说说EMF的事吧 Harry, why don't you tell them about EMF?
-呃... -EMF - Well-- - EMF?
电磁场 Electromagnetic field.
灵体能造成能量扰动 Spectral entities can cause energy fluctuations
电磁场探测器可以读取到 that can be read with an EMF detector
就是这玩意 like this bad boy right here.
-2.8毫高斯呢 -2.8哦 - That's 2.8 MG. - Two point eight.
读数挺高啊 It's hot in here.
所以你们真见过鬼吗 So have you guys ever really seen a ghost before, or...?
见过一次 Once.
我们... We were...
我们当时在调查一栋老房子 We were investigating this old house...
我们看到一只花瓶从桌上掉了下来 and we saw a vase fall right off the table.
自己掉下来的 By itself.
我们并没真看到那一幕 We didn't actually see it but...
但我们听到了 这样的事 we heard it, and something like that it...
-会改变你 -是啊 - it changes you. - Yeah.
我能理解 I think I get the picture.
我们走吧 让他们继续工作 We should go, let them get back to work.
-这就对了 -萨姆 - Yeah, you should. - Sam.
工作 Yeah, work.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们抽的大麻让我忍不住笑 That pot we smoked gave me the giggles.
有什么发现 What do you got?
找不到莫德凯 Well, I couldn't find a Mordechai...
但有个马丁·默多克 but I did turn up a Martin Murdock
曾于30年代住在那里 who lived in that house in the '30s.
他有孩子 但只有两个 儿子 He did have children, but only two of them, both boys.
也没有记录显示他杀了他们 And there's no record he ever killed anyone.
你呢 What about you?
那些孩子并没有 Well, those kids didn't really give us
清晰地描述出那女尸 a clear description of that dead girl.
但我去警局问过了 But I did hit up the police station.
没有匹配的失踪人口 就像她没存在过 No matching missing persons. It's like she never existed.
哥们 拜托 我们也查过了 Dude, come on, man. We did our digging.
这就是白跑一趟 This one's a bust.
说不定 All right. For all we know,
这一切都是那俩地狱猎犬的小子编的 those Hellhound boys made up the whole thing.
好吧 Yeah, all right.
我们去找间酒吧 喝点啤酒 I say we find ourselves a bar and some beers
让本地人继续讲鬼故事吧 and leave the legend to the locals.
搞什么 What the...?
就这点本事吗 That's all you got?
太弱了 It's weak.
太初级了 That is bush league.
就是这里 This is it.
没法回头了 The point of no return.
我为什么非要进去 Why do I have to go in there?
因为 吉尔 你选了大冒险而不是真心话 Because, Jill, you chose dare instead of truth.
所以你要么 Which means, you either
去莫德凯的地下室拿个罐子 have to grab a jar from Mordechai's cellar
带上来 and bring it back,
或者 or...
或者你可以跟我亲热 Or you can make out with me.
我宁可去面对杀人鬼 谢谢 I'll take the homicidal ghost, thanks.
你会接受这个大冒险吗 Would you ever take that dare?
绝对不会 Hell, no.
有人吗 Hello?
有人在吗 Is anybody there?
好吧 Okay.
没事没事 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
等一下 古德温先生 Hold on one second, Mr. Goodwin.
发生了什么 What happened?
几个警察说 那可怜的姑娘在房子里自缢了 A couple of cops say that poor girl hung herself in the house.
-自杀吗 -嗯 - Suicide? - Yeah.
她可是全优生 And she was a straight-A student
拿了德州大学的全额奖学金 with a full ride to UT too.
这没道理 It just don't make sense.
你怎么看 What do you think?
我看我们有所遗漏 I think maybe we missed something.
警察大概是不希望再有孩子进去胡闹了 I guess the cops don't want any more kids screwing around in there.
是啊 但我们还得进去呢 Yeah, but we still gotta get in there.
难以置信 I don't believe it.
我有主意了 I got an idea.
你们要联系谁 Who you gonna call?
什么 What?
-你们 -怎么回事 - You. - What's that?
-别动 -跑啊 - Freeze. - Run.
-快走 -回来 - Come on. - Get back here.
-站住 -快跑 别丢下我 - Stop. - Come on, don't leave me here.
这符号我是在哪见过 要死了 Where have I seen that symbol before? It's killing me.
来吧 我们时间不多 Come on. We don't have much time.
萨姆 你敢喝口这个吗 Sam, I dare you to take a swig of this.
我为什么要那么做啊 What the hell would I do that for?
你敢我就敢 I double dare you.
我讨厌老鼠 I hate rats.
你宁可是鬼吗 You'd rather it was a ghost?
是的 Yes.
什么样的鬼不怕岩盐 What the hell kind of spirit is immune to rock salt?
我不知道 I don't know.
来来 走 Come on, come on, come on.
走 快出去 Go. Get out of here.
-我们还是离开吧 -不 - Maybe we should just go. - No.
灵媒约翰·爱德华临阵脱逃了吗 Would John Edward go?
不 我们已甩掉了警察 No, we've lost the cops.
我们镇定下来 Let's find our center
好好完成工作吧 and get some work done. Okay?
-好吧 -好 - All right, okay. - Okay.
把那玩意给我拿开 Get that damn thing out of my face.
-快走 -走啊 - Go, go, go. - Get out of here.
-我的... -指环王啊 - Sweet Lord... - Of the Rings.
跑啊 Run.
快走 Go, go, go.
看 那里有...看 有个人 Look, there's a-- Look. There's a man over there.
-我看到... -哪去了 - I saw... - Where'd he go?
-行了 走吧 -不 - Boys. Come on. - No.
不 他刚刚... No. He-- He was...
这符号是什么啊 What the hell is this symbol?
我要想破脑袋了 It's bugging the hell out of me.
这整件案子都让我想不通 This whole damn job's bugging me.
传说不是莫德凯只杀女人吗 I thought the legend said that Mordechai only goes after chicks.
-是啊 -好吧 - It does. - All right.
那能解释他为什么追杀你 但为什么追杀我呢 Well, that explains why he went after you. But why me?
真好笑 Hilarious.
传说还讲他是自缢 但你看到割腕的痕迹了吗 Legend also says he hung himself. But you see those slit wrists?
是啊 Yeah.
怎么回事 What's up with that?
还有斧子 And the ax too?
鬼一般是很严谨的吧 I mean, ghosts are usually pretty strict, right?
反复重复一样的模式 Following the same patterns over and over.
但这玩意老变化 But this mook keeps changing.
是啊 Exactly.
相信我 故事里说 I'm telling you, the way the story goes...
等等 Wait a minute.
怎么了 What?
有人在地狱鬼宅的帖子里发了新回复 Someone added a new posting to the Hellhound site.
听听 Listen to this:
据说莫德凯·默多克其实是个撒旦崇拜者 "They say Mordechai Murdock was really a Satanist...
他用斧子砍杀被害人 who chopped up his victims with an ax
之后割腕自尽了 before slitting his own wrists.
他现在永远困在那房子里了 Now he's imprisoned in the house for eternity."
这什么情况 Where the hell is this going?
我不知道 I don't know.
但我可能发现一切是从哪开始的了 But I think I might have just figured out where it all started.
克雷格 Craig.
记得我们吗 Remember us?
两位 我真没心情 Guys, look, I'm really not in the mood
再回答你们的问题了 好吗 to answer any more of your questions. Okay?
没事 没事 Don't worry. Don't worry.
我们就是来买专辑的 We're just here to buy an album, that's all.
我一直想不出那符号是什么 You know, I couldn't figure out what that symbol was.
然后我意识到 那毫无意义 And then I realized it doesn't mean anything.
那是蓝牡蛎邪教乐队的标志 It's a logo for the Blue Öyster Cult.
跟我说说 克雷格 Tell me, Craig.
你喜欢他们吗 You are... into BOC?
还是只是喜欢吓唬人 Or just scaring the hell out of people?
跟我们讲讲那栋房子怎么回事吧 Now, why don't you tell us about that house.
这次别撒谎了 Without lying through your ass this time.
好吧 All right.
我表姐达娜 My cousin Dana
从德州基督教大学放假回来 was on break from TCU.
我不知道 我们大概就是无聊了 I don't know. I guess we were just bored,
想找点事做 我就... looking for something to do. So I
带她去了我发现的一栋破房子 showed her this abandoned dump I found.
我们只是想闹着玩 We thought it'd be funny if we
把那里装扮成鬼屋 made it look like it was haunted.
我们在墙上画了符号 So we painted symbols on the walls.
有些来自一些专辑 Some from some albums.
有些来自达娜的神学教科书 Some from some of Dana's theology textbooks.
然后我们得知那里曾住过一个默多克 于是 Then we found out this guy, Murdock, used to live there, so we...
我们编了个配套的鬼故事 we made up some story to go along with that. So
故事一点点传开 they told people who told other people.
然后有俩人 And then these two guys
把故事放上了他们的网站 put it on their stupid website.
事情 Everything just...
自己发展了起来 took on a life of its own.
我起初还觉得好笑 但 I mean, I thought it was funny at first, but...
现在死了个女孩 Now that girl's dead.
那只是个玩笑 Well, it was just a joke.
那... You know, I mean,
根本不是真的 none of it was real.
都是我们编的 We made the whole thing up.
我发誓 I swear.
好吧 All right.
如果那都不是真的 那个莫德凯是怎么回事 If none of it was real, how the hell do you explain Mordechai?
我回来了 I'm back.
你去哪了 Where were you?
我出去了 I went out.
我可能想明白这是怎么回事了 So I think I might have a theory about what's going on.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
嗯 莫德凯会不会是幻像怪 Yeah, what if Mordechai is a tulpa?
幻像怪 Tulpa?
对 一种西藏意念产物 Yeah, a Tibetan Thought-form.
嗯 我知道幻像怪是什么 Yeah, no, I know what a tulpa is.
你把衣服穿上吧 Why don't you get dressed.
我想去吃点东西 I wanna go grab something to eat.
-给 两位先生 -谢谢 - There you go, gents. - Thank you.
哥们 你是怎么了 Dude, what's your problem?
没事 我很好 Nothing. I'm fine.
是吗 Yeah?
嗯 Yeah.
好 继续讲 这个幻像怪是怎么回事 All right, so keep going. What about these tulpas?
好 Okay,
1915年时 西藏发生过一件事 so there was this incident in Tibet in 1915.
一群僧侣在脑海中想象了一个人形 Group of monks visualize a golem in their heads.
然后拼命去冥想它 便让它成真了 They meditate on it so hard, they bring the thing to life.
-凭空出现 -所以呢 - Out of thin air. - So?
那是20个僧侣 That was 20 monks.
想象下一万个网民能做到什么 Imagine what 10,000 web surfers could do.
克雷格创造了莫德凯的故事 I mean, Craig starts the story about Mordechai...
然后它扩散开 被发到了网上 then it spreads, goes online.
现在有好多人都相信那混蛋 Now there are countless people all believe in the bastard.
好吧 等一下 你是说 Okay. Wait a second. You're trying to tell me
因为人们相信莫德凯 他就成真了 that just because people believe in Mordechai, he's real?
我不知道 可能吧 I don't know. Maybe.
人们也相信圣诞老人 People believe in Santa Claus.
那我怎么不是每个圣诞节都能享受性福 How come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas?
因为你是个坏小子 Because you're a bad person.
也因为这个 And because of this:
那是西藏灵符 That's a Tibetan spirit sigil.
画在了房子的墙上 On the wall of the house.
克雷格说他们画了神学教科书里的符号 Craig said they were painting from a theology textbook.
我敢说他们画了自己都不懂的东西 I bet you they painted this not even knowing what it was.
那个灵符已使用了数世纪 Now, that sigil has been used for centuries.
用于击中冥想思绪 就像个放大镜 Concentrating meditative thoughts like a magnifying glass.
所以上地狱猎犬网站的人 So people are on the Hellhound's website...
看着那符号 想着莫德凯 staring at the symbol, thinking about Mordechai
我不知道 I mean, I don't know,
但这或许足以让幻像怪幻化成真 but it might be enough to bring a tulpa to life.
这就能解释他为何不断变化了 It would explain why he keeps changing.
是啊 随着传说改变 人们的想象也变了 Right. As the legend changes, people think different things...
莫德凯便也改变 so Mordechai himself changes.
就像传话游戏 Like a game of Telephone.
这也能解释岩盐为何不好用 Would also explain why rock salt didn't work.
嗯 因为他不是传统鬼魂 Yeah. Because he's not a traditional spirit, per se.
-对 -好吧 那我们 - Yeah. - Okay. So why don't we just...
把墙上的灵符擦掉 把网站上的也拿掉吧 get this spirit-sigil thingy off the wall and off the website.
没那么简单 Well, it's not that simple.
幻像怪一旦形成 You see, once tulpas are created,
他们便有了自己的生命 they take on a life of their own.
这可好 那如果他真是个意念产物 Great. All right, so if he really is a Thought-form...
我们要怎么杀掉一个想法 how the hell are we supposed to kill an idea?
有他们帮倒忙就更不好办了 Well, it's not gonna be easy with these guys helping us.
看看他们的主页 Check out their home page.
他们发布视频后 Since they posted the video...
光是昨天 点击量就涨到了四倍 the number of hits have quadrupled in the last day alone.
我有主意了 I got an idea.
来 Come on.
我们去哪 Where we going?
我们得找家复印店 We need to find a copy store.
哥们 我可能是对我们的香皂过敏 Man. I think I'm allergic to our soap or something.
是你干的吗 You did this?
你就是个混蛋 You're a frigging jerk.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
不不 No, no. No.
别想了 No, forget it.
别想了 我不会再去了 Forget it. I'm not going back in there again.
哈里 看着我 看这里 Harry, look at me. Right here. Okay?
你是个捉鬼人 好吗 You're a ghost hunter. Okay?
我知道 艾德 但我此前 I know but, Ed, I've never actually
并未见过真鬼 真鬼啊 seen a real ghost before. Like a real ghost.
真幽灵 It's like an apparition.
这些东西 This stuff right here, this
这是我们成功的门票 is our ticket to the big time.
名声 Fame,
金钱 money,
性福 sex.
跟女生性福 好吗 勇敢点 With girls. Okay? Be brave.
WWBD Okay, W.W.B.D.
吸血鬼猎人芭菲会怎么做 What would Buffy do?
我知道 但艾德 她比我坚强 I know, but, Ed, she's stronger than me.
没事的 It's okay.
-是谁 -出来吧 你俩 - Who is it? - Come on out here, guys.
我们听到你们在里面了 We hear you in there.
-是他们 -他们 - It's them. - Them.
看啊 Look at that.
未拆封的手办 震惊啊 Action figures in their original packaging. What a shock.
两位 我们得谈谈 Guys, we need to talk.
抱歉 两位 Yeah, sorry, guys, we're
我们正忙呢 a little bit busy right now.
好 我们快点说 Okay. Well, we'll make it quick.
我们需要你们关闭网站 We need you to shut down your website.
这俩人昨晚害我们被抓 You know, these guys get us busted last night.
我们在拘留室里待了一晚 We spend the night in a holding cell.
我不得不在那间拘留室里撒尿 当着人的面 I had to pee in that cell, you know, in front of people.
我会怯场的 And I get stage fright.
我们凭什么信任你们 Why should we trust you guys?
两位 Look, guys...
我们都清楚我们昨晚看到了什么 we all know what we saw last night.
那房子里有什么 What's in the house.
但现在 因为你们的网站 But now, thanks to your website...
有成千上万的人知道了莫德凯的事 there are thousands of people hearing about Mordechai.
是的 所以 That's right. Which means
会不断有人去地狱鬼宅 people are gonna keep showing up at Hell House...
碰到他 这可能导致人受伤 running into him in person, somebody could get hurt.
-嗯 -或许他说得有理 - Yeah. - Maybe he's got a point.
-不不 -不 - No. No. - No.
我们有义务 要对粉丝负责 Okay, we have an obligation to our fans,
对真相负责 to the truth.
我还有义务踢扁你们的屁股呢 I have an obligation to kick both your little asses right now--
迪恩 Dean. Dean.
算了吧 他们... Just forget it, all right? These guys...
你大概一掌就能把他俩扇飞 You could probably bitch-slap them.
我或许也可以把莫德凯的事告诉他们 I could probably even tell them that thing about Mordechai.
但他们还是不会帮我们的 But they're still not gonna help us.
我们走吧 Let's just go.
是啊 Yeah, you're right.
-不 等等 -你们说什么... - No. Wait. - What'd you say about...?
-等等 -等一下 - Wait, wait. - Hold on a second here.
莫德凯怎么了 两位 Yeah. What thing about Mordechai, you guys?
别告诉他们 萨姆 Don't tell them, Sam.
但如果他们同意关闭网站 迪恩 But if they agree to shut the website down, Dean.
他们不会的 你自己也说了 They're not gonna do it. You said so yourself.
不 等等 别听他的 No, wait, wait. Don't listen to him, okay?
我们会的 We'll do it.
我们会关的 We'll do it.
这是个秘密 萨姆 It's a secret, Sam.
这可是件大事 好吗 Look, it is a pretty big deal. All right?
我们也是好不容易查到的 And it wasn't easy to dig up.
你们一定要保证会关闭网站 So only if we have your word that you'll shut everything down.
没问题 Totally.
好吧 All right.
这是一张30年代的死亡证明 It's a death certificate from the '30s.
我们在图书馆找到的 We got it at the library.
死因裁判官判定 Now, according to the coroner...
真正的死因 the actual cause of death
是自己造成的枪伤 was a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
是的 他不是自缢或割腕的 That's right. He didn't hang or cut himself.
他崩了自己吗 He shot himself?
对 用.45手枪 Yep. With a .45 pistol.
据说直至今日 他还很怕手枪 To this day, they say he's terrified of them.
事实上 据说如果用.45手枪 As a matter of fact, they say if you shoot him with a .45
装上特别的熟铁子弹射击他 loaded with these special wrought-iron rounds
就能杀了那混蛋 you'd kill the son of a bitch.
哈里 慢点的 伙计 Harry. Slow your roll, buddy.
他们会看出我们的激动 They're gonna know we're excited.
你再拉一次 我就杀了你 If you pull that string one more time, I'm gonna kill you.
行了 Come on, man.
你生活里需要更多笑声 You need more laughter in your life.
你太紧绷了 You know, you're way too tense.
他们发布了吗 Did they post it yet?
我们从可靠消息源得知 "We've learned from reputable sources...
莫德凯·默多克致命地惧怕枪 that Mordechai Murdock has a fatal fear of firearms."
好啊 我们要等多久 All right. How long do we wait?
直到新故事传开 Long enough for the new story to spread
传说改变 and the legend to change.
我想到日落时 铁弹应该就能对它有用了 I figure by nightfall, iron rounds will work on the sucker.
太好了 Sweet.
你没有吧 You didn't.
我有 I did.
相信我 我听到声音了 I'm telling you, I heard something.
就是那边传来的 Coming from over there.
听到了吗 See? See?
又来了 There it is again.
那是什么 What is that?
搞什么... What the...?
我手掌的皮几乎都掉光了 I barely have any skin left on my palm.
我绝不要接那个梗 I ain't touching that line with a 10-foot pole.
你觉得老莫德凯在家吗 Well, you think old Mordechai's home?
我不知道 I don't know.
我也不知道 Me neither.
你们想干什么 害死自己吗 What the hell are you trying to do, get yourself killed?
我们只是想拿到书约 卖电影版权 We're just trying to get a book-and-movie deal. Okay?
该死 Crap.
两位 Guys, you wanna...
你们要帮我们把门打开吗 You wanna go open that door for us?
你怎么不去 Why don't you?
天啊 Oh, God.
天啊 他消失了 Oh, God, he's gone.
他消失了 He's gone.
你搞定了吗 Did you get him?
嗯 他们搞定他了 Yeah, they got him.
不 摄像机 你拍到他了吗 No, on camera. Did you get him on camera?
我... Well, I...
我看看 Let me see it. Let me see it.
你们没发布我们说的那个扯淡的故事吗 Didn't you guys post that B.S. story we gave you?
当然发布了 Of course we did.
-是啊 但我们的服务器宕机了 -嗯 - Yeah. But then our server crashed. - Yeah.
所以没传开吗 So it didn't take?
所以这枪不好使吗 So these-- These guns don't work?
嗯 Yeah.
好啊 Great.
萨姆 有想法吗 Sam, any ideas?
-我们得走了 -嗯 - We are getting out of here. - Yeah.
走吧 艾德 Come on, Ed.
嗯 Yeah.
好吧 走走走 Okay. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
老天爷啊 Mother, Mary and Joseph...
基督之力驱逐你 The power of Christ compels you.
过来啊 你个丑鬼 Come and get it, you ugly son of a bitch.
快走 Get out of here.
快 Now.
跑 Run.
我们走了 We're out of here.
迪恩 Dean.
快走 Go, go, go.
来 Come on.
莫德凯不能出屋 我们又不能杀了他 Look, Mordechai can't leave the house, and we can't kill him...
那就即兴发挥 We improvise.
这就是你的办法吗 That's your solution?
把整栋房子烧了 Burn the whole damn place to the ground?
再不会有人进去了 No one will go in anymore.
莫德凯没房子可闹鬼 I mean, look, Mordechai can't haunt a house
就不能闹鬼了 if there's no house to haunt.
很快很坏 但很有效 It's fast and dirty, but it works.
如果传说再改变 What if the legend changes again
莫德凯可以出屋了呢 and Mordechai is allowed to leave the house?
那我们只能再回来了 Well, then we'll just have to come back.
让你不禁想 Kind of makes you wonder.
我们猎的那些东西 Of all the things we hunted...
有多少是因为人们相信才存在的 how many existed just because people believed in them?
我琢磨着 I was thinking that
给莫德凯设置超高的攻击加值 Mordechai just has a really super-high attack bonus.
哥们 我现在好饿 Dude, I got the munchies right now.
先生们 Gentlemen.
你们好啊 Hey, guys.
告诉他们吗 Should we tell them?
好啊 Might as well.
反正他们早晚会听说 You know, they're just gonna read about it in the trades.
我们今早接到通电话 So, this morning we got a phone call
是一个好莱坞大制作人打来的 from a very important Hollywood producer.
是吗 打错号了吗 Oh, yeah, wrong number?
不 机灵鬼 No, smart-ass.
他在我们网站上读到了地狱鬼宅的事 He read all about the Hell House on our website...
想跟我们买下电影改编权 and wants to option the motion-picture rights.
或许甚至让我们做编剧 Maybe even have us write it.
还要改编RPG And create the RPG.
什么 The what?
角色扮演游戏 Role-playing game.
好吧 Right.
这是个术语 Little lingo for you.
好了 Anywho,
失陪了 excuse us.
我们要去好莱坞了 We're off to La-La Land.
恭喜你们了 听上去太棒了 Well, congratulations, guys. That sounds really great.
是啊 太棒了 祝你们好运 Yeah, that's awesome. Best of luck to you.
嗯 好运 Oh, yeah, luck.
这跟好运无关 完全是才华 It's got nothing to do with it. It's about talent.
纯粹 不打折扣的才华 You know, sheer, unabashed talent.
回见了 Later.
后会有期 See you around.
我要坦白一件事 I have a confession to make.
-什么事 -我... - What's that? - I...
是我装成制作人给他们打了电话 I was the one who called them and told them I was a producer.
嗯 是我在他们的后座上放了条死鱼 Yeah. Well, I'm the one who put the dead fish in their back seat.
休战啊 Truce?
好 休战 Yeah, truce.
休个一百英里吧 At least for the next hundred miles.