圣油 Holy oil!
好 闪开 Okay, move!
结束了吗 Is it over?
是的 抱歉搞得这么乱 Yeah. Yes. Uh, sorry about the mess.
你们刚干掉一个想杀我的 You boys just took down an evil plushie
邪恶绒毛玩具 我不介意 that was trying to kill me. We're all good.
阿伦 Alan?
这里没事吧 Everything okay in here?
-杰 -我在隔壁听到了动静 - Oh, uh, hey, Jay. - I heard the ruckus next door, and I...
怎么回事 What in the...What...
我去 holy heck?
是... It -- it was a-a...
-是他们干的吗 -不是 - Did they do this? - No. Naw, it was a...
产品出了故障 Defective product.
是啊 有时这种大... Yeah, sometimes the batteries in these...
毛绒恐龙的电池会爆炸 giant stuffed dinosaurs just explode.
是啊 千万别买三无产品 Yeah, never buy anything from Mooselyvania.
是啊 Exactly.
-好吧 -这是杰 - Okay. - Uh, guys, this is Jay.
他是这里的大人物 He's the big man around this neighborhood.
这里几乎全是他的 Owns practically the whole damn thing --
中餐馆 洗衣店 the Chinese joint, the laundromat.
太好了 那可真不错 Great. Great, great, great. Yeah, that's very cool.
可以给我们点时间吗 Can you guys give us a second?
好 真会说 Great. Nice cover.
那是什么玩意啊 What the hell was that?
我们到这儿来 I mean, we rolled into town
是因为有人看到了蜥蜴怪 because people were seeing a lizard monster.
是啊 我们追踪到了这里 And yes, we tracked it back here,
-但我完全没想到我们会 -杀玩具恐龙 - but no way did I think we'd end up -- - Killing Barney?
是啊 Yeah.
还挺有满足感的 是吧 Was pretty satisfying, though, wasn't it?
大概是诅咒物件 Probably just a cursed object.
但看这样子又不像诅咒物件 Well, it didn't act like a cursed object.
我们最好查查看 We should probably do some digging.
没事吧 Everything all right?
嗯 没事 Yeah. Yeah, great.
嗯 我们正要走 Yeah. Uh, we were just gonna head out.
别急 Hold up.
你们救了我一命 You boys saved my life.
你们想要什么 随便挑 Anything you want, it's yours.
那怎么行 我们很高兴能帮上忙 We could never. We're -- we're just happy we could help.
等等 Wait.
随便挑吗 Anything?
迪恩 你太荒唐了 Dean, this is ridiculous.
给我们这个他也高兴 Look, giving us this made him feel good, okay?
-你打算放哪啊 -我是好人啊 - Yeah, where are you gonna put this? You... - I'm the good guy.
慢点好不好 Take it easy!
-怎么了 -她很娇弱的 - What? - She's delicate!
她 She...
-你往那边去 我来领路 -什么 - Go that way. I'll lead. - W-what?
迪恩 Yeah. Dean...
你小心点 Dude, watch out.
你干什么呢 What are you doin'?
-做研究 -好 - Research. - Okay.
真是奇怪 You know, it's the strangest thing.
我完全查不到有诅咒物件 I-I can't find anything on a-a cursed object
会真正对人发起攻击的例子 that actually physically attacks people.
哥们 那都结束了 Dude, it's over. All right?
学学艾尔莎 放手吧 Be like Elsa -- Let it go.
-学学艾尔莎 -是吧 - "Be like Elsa"? - Ah? Right?
过来 我给你看样重要的东西 Come here. I need to show you something. It's important.
来吧 Come on.
看啊 Behold...
迪恩洞 the Dean-cave.
或是迪恩堡 Or Fortress of Dean-a-tude.
名字还在想 Just -- still trying to figure that one out.
桌上足球 We got Foosball.
点唱机 不用说 都是黑胶盘 We've got jukebox -- all vinyl, obviously.
两个懒人沙发 Double La-Z-Boy recliners.
当然 还有酒吧 And, of course, the bar.
还在调整 Still a work-in-progress.
会安生啤保鲜机的 因为 必须的 It's gonna have a kegerator because...Well, it's gonna.
还有最后 And finally...
重头戏 the pièce de résistance.
等等 Okay, hold on, hold on.
你哪来的时间干这个的 When did you have time to do all this?
重要的事总能抽出时间来做 萨姆 When it's important, you make time, Sammy.
什么 Wh--
我们来测试一下吧 Let's give this bad boy a test run, huh?
怎么回事 What the hell?
迪恩 发生了什么 Dean? What just...
-你是卡通人了 -你是卡通人了 - You're a cartoon! - You're a cartoon!
-我也是卡通人了 -我也是卡通人了 - I'm a cartoon! - I'm a cartoon!
这是 好吧 Uh, is -- is this... Okay, okay, okay.
这是梦 肯的是... This is dream. It's gotta be a --
哥们 Dude!
不是梦 It's not a dream.
我去 Holy crap.
这是 This is, uh...
你看到那道光了 You saw that light.
我们是被吸进了电视里吗 D-did we just get sucked into the TV?
或许 这是天使干的 Or maybe this is an angel thing.
或是恶作剧精灵 Or -- or the Trickster.
他都死了 No, he's dead.
他真死了吗 Or is he?
迪恩 怎么回事啊 Dean, what the hell?
我不知道 萨姆 I don't know, Sam. I...
那辆车怎么进来的 How did the car get here?
我兜里揣着钥匙吗 I had the keys in my pocket?
或许 等等 不是吧 Or maybe -- Wait, seriously?
这就是让你无法接受的地方吗 That's what's bumping you about this?
好吧 我们是动画了吗 是的 Okay, look, are we animated? Yes.
这奇怪吗 是的 Is it weird? Yes.
简直不可描述的奇怪 It's beyond weird.
"不可描述的奇怪"是我们的专长 Well, and "beyond weird" is kind of our thing.
不管是怎么回事 我们都会搞清楚的 So whatever happened, we'll figure it out.
这是件案子 我们来查吧 This is a case, so let's work it.
怎么查 How?
还像以往那样 Same as always.
上路 We drive.
酒铺
酒铺 不是吧 A malt shop. Really?
我们进去 Look, let's just head in,
到处打听一下 看看情况 ask around, see what we can see.
天呐 Oh, my God.
那是... That -- that -- that -- that's, uh, that's...
那是神秘机器 That's the Mystery Machine.
神秘机器
我们不是在普通的卡通里 We're not just in any cartoon.
我们在《史酷比狗》里 We're in Scooby-Doo!
凶鬼恶灵 第十三季 第十六集
史酷比恶灵
那是史酷比帮 That's the freakin' Scooby Gang!
给 四杯奶昔 Here you are. Four milkshakes.
这可好 我们困在了一部有会说话狗的卡通里 Great. So we're stuck in a cartoon with a talking dog.
不是普通的会说话狗 他可是最著名的 Not just any talking dog, the talking dog.
历史上最伟大的会说话狗 The greatest talking dog in history.
来吧 Now come on!
达芙妮是我的了 Dibs on Daphne.
天呐 Jeepers!
这曲子可真是好听 Those sure were some super groovy tunes.
天呐 这简直像梦想成真 Oh, man. This is like a dream come true.
你的梦想就是跟史酷比帮一起玩吗 Your dream is to hang out with the Scooby Gang?
萨姆 到处奔波着长大 不管爸爸带我们去哪 Sam, growing up on the road, no matter where Dad dragged us,
不管我们在做什么 总有一台电视 no matter what we did, there was always a TV.
你知道电视上总在演什么吗 And you know what was always on that TV?
史酷比和朋友们 Scooby and the gang.
他们可是我们的榜样 These guys, they're our friggin' role models, man.
除了弗莱德 他是个二货 Except Fred. He's a wad.
他什么 He's...What?
想想吧 我们也跟他们一样 Just think about it -- we do the same thing.
我们也去恐怖的地方 也破解迷案 We go to spooky places, we solve mysteries,
也打鬼 we fight ghosts.
但我们的鬼可不戴面具 Yeah, except our ghosts don't wear masks,
而且我们没有会说话的狗 and we don't have a talking dog.
这个嘛 小卡就有点像会说话的狗 I don't know. I mean, Cass is kind of like a talking dog.
我看上去如何 Now, how do I look?
-二次元 -太棒了 - Two-dimensional. - Perfect!
我是迪恩 这是我弟弟 萨姆 I'm Dean. My brother, Sam.
可以坐这儿吗 Mind if we join you?
当然 这里地方足够 Of course not! There's plenty of room.
我是弗莱德 I'm Fred.
这是薇玛 夏吉 史酷比 This is Velma, Shaggy, Scooby, and --
达芙妮 Daphne.
幸会 Enchanté.
我们当然认识你们 你们很有名的 Of course we know you. You guys are famous.
有名 Famous?
我们唯一出名的就是食量 Like, the only thing we're famous for is our eating skills.
世界上最大的热狗
世界上最大的馅饼
美味啊 Yum, yum, yum.
你们似乎在庆祝什么 So looks like you guys are celebrating something?
是啊 我们刚得知 We are! We just found out
史酷比继承了一笔财富 that Scooby's been named as one of the heirs to a fortune,
是一位南方老上校留给他的 left to him by an old Southern colonel.
史酷比从一个鱼塘里救出了差点淹死的他 Scooby saved him from drowning in a fish pond.
我是个英雄 I'm a hero.
史酷比 Scooby.
好吧 但他现在死了吧 Okay, okay. But he's dead now, right?
是的 Uh, yeah.
癌症 Uh, cancer.
给我们点时间 Give us a second.
你要不要别那么... You wanna pull that stick out of your...
拘谨 nether regions
-配合一下 -配 - and just play along here? - Play...
这份报纸上都没有字 迪恩 There are no words in this newspaper, Dean.
我们应该努力离开这里 We should be trying to get out of here
结果你却在跟大丹狗马默杜克谈笑风生 and instead, you -- you're hanging out with Marmaduke.
你好大胆 How dare you!
还去泡达芙妮 她显然跟弗莱德是一起的 And hitting on Daphne, when she's clearly with Fred.
她只是在将就 好吗 She's settling, all right?
达芙妮可以找个更好的 Daphne could do so much better.
我们上次被吸进电视里 是靠配合演戏出来的 Last time we got zapped into TV, we got out by playing our part.
这可能跟那次一样 This is probably like that.
他们即将碰到谜题了 The gang, they're about to get a mystery.
不好说啊 朋友们 I don't know, gang.
这或许是一个谜题的开始 Sounds like this could be the start of a mystery.
萨姆和我 You know, uh, Sam and I
其实也是专门解谜的人 are actually mystery solvers, too.
我们可以一起来吗 Mind if we tag along?
听上去是个好主意 That sounds like a swell idea.
事实上 我觉得我们该上路了 In fact, I think it's high time we hit the road.
你知道那意味着什么 You know what that means?
上路食物 Road food! Road food!
太棒了 Heck, yes!
萨姆 Sam! Sam!
看看我嘴巴多大 Look how big my mouth is!
你们跟着我们去上校的豪宅吧 Hey, why don't you guys follow us up to the Colonel's mansion?
弗莱德啊 我的宝贝未必能开得那么慢 I don't know, Freddie. I'm not sure Baby can go that slow.
神秘机器可比看上去快多了 Well, the Mystery Machine is a lot faster than it looks.
是吗 那我们比比谁先到吧 Oh, yeah? Well, let's see who can get there first.
难道你...怕了吗 Or are you...chicken?
如果你愿比我就愿意 Well, I'm game if you are.
你为什么那么讨厌弗莱德 Hey, why do you hate Fred so much?
他自以为很酷 发型完美 He thinks he's so cool, with his perfect hair,
态度积极 his can-do attitude,
蠢领巾 that stupid ascot.
我们来吧 Let's do this!
你是被小货车甩在了后面吗 Did... did you just get beat by a microvan?
还是红灯呢 The light was red! The light...
弗莱德 Fred!
我就是说 从空气动力学角度讲 Look, all I'm saying is that, aerodynamically speaking,
我家宝贝车是绝不会输给 there is no way my Baby should lose to...
它的 that.
除非弗莱德作弊了 显然就是这样 Unless Fred cheated, which he clearly did.
哥们 放下吧 Dude, get over it.
不要 No!
《惊惧之夜可不好玩》 "A Night of Fright is No Delight."
-什么 -我们就是在这一集里 - What? - That's the episode we're in.
我都看过数百万遍了 I've seen it, like, a million times.
各位请注意 Attention, everybody.
你们都知道 我是克斯古·克里普斯 As you all know, I am Cosgood Creeps,
去世的山德士上校的律师 attorney of the late Colonel Sanders.
闭嘴 Shut up.
我的客户有点奇怪 My client was a bit odd.
他唯一的指示是为你们播放这张唱片 His only directions were to play this record for you.
棒 经典黑胶 Yeah! Classic vinyl.
各位好 Greetin's, y'all!
辛坡表亲 诺博外甥 Cousin Simple, Nephew Norble,
好表亲梅达海德 表亲斯力克 Sweet Cousin Maldahyde, Cousin Slicker,
还有我的老朋友 史酷比 and my old friend, Scooby-Doo.
你们都将得到数额相等的一百万美金遗产 You're all gonna receive an equal share of $1 million,
只要你们今晚在这栋老家宅里度过 providing you spend tonight here in the old family mansion.
还有件事 Oh, one more thing --
这房子闹鬼 the house is haunted.
-闹鬼 -闹鬼 - Haunted? - Haunted?
是的 闹鬼 Yes, haunted.
如果你们有谁撑不过今晚 And if any of you can't make it through the night,
他或她那部分遗产就要分给其他人 his or her share of my fortune will go to the others.
晚安 好梦咯 Now good night and pleasant dreams, y'all.
天呐 Oh, boy.
什么样的怪人会做这种安排 What kind of a weirdo sets all this up?
在一座鬼屋里待一晚就得到一百万美金 I mean, spend the night in a haunted house for $1 million?
这怎么可能合法 That can't be legal.
萨姆 得了 这房子才不是真闹鬼 Sam, come on. The house isn't really haunted.
-我不是 -而且这种事经常发生 - I'm not -- - And things like this happen all the time.
是啊 或许在卡... Oh, yeah, maybe in a car--
哥们 你什么毛病 Dude, what's wrong with you?
他们不知道自己是在卡开头的那个词里 They don't know that they're in a...A C-word.
我们也绝不能说 And we're not gonna tell 'em about anything.
不能说我们来自哪里 还有打怪的事 Not where we're from, not about monsters.
什么都不能说 知道了吗 Nothing. Capiche?
他们纯洁无辜美好 They are pure and innocent and good,
我们要维持这种状态 and we're gonna keep it that way.
如果你看过了这一集 Look, if you've seen this episode,
我们为什么不直接跳到结局呢 why -- why can't we just skip to the end?
因为有时重要的是旅程 Well, 'cause sometimes it's about the journey
而不是目的地 and not the destination.
还是你想要更多时间去泡达芙妮 Or do you just want more time to try and get with Daphne?
别毁了我的好事 Do not ruin this for me!
我会早上再来 I'll return to the house in the morning
看看你们还剩下哪个 to find out which of you remain,
还是全跑了 if any.
最后发现 他是坏人 Turns out, he's the bad guy.
完全不明显呢 You don't say.
10点了 10:00,
我建议咱们都去睡 and I suggest we all turn in.
达芙妮 So, Daphne...
老房子小风嗖嗖的 old drafty house.
要不要跟我一起睡 What say you and I bunk together?
迪恩 男生女生怎么能同屋睡呢 Oh, Dean! Boys and girls don't sleep in the same room, silly.
来吧 薇玛 Come on, Velma.
看来你要跟我一个屋了 猛男 Guess you're with me, slugger.
太好了 Awesome.
放松 史酷比 有我们陪你呢 Relax, Scooby. We'll spend the night with ya.
我们睡吧 Now let's hit the sack.
你穿的是 睡裙吗 Are you wearing... A nightgown?
这叫睡袍 It's called a sleeping robe.
别说出去 这可舒服了 Between you and me, it's freakin' comfortable.
就像被人拥抱 It's like I'm wrapped in hugs.
那俩新来的还挺有趣 So those new guys are kinda groovy.
是啊 迪恩还行 Sure, Dean's all right.
但那个大块头 真傻帽 But that big lug... What a dummy.
"闹鬼" 就好像真有那回事 "Haunted." Sheesh. Like that's a real thing.
怎么了 What?
没事 Oh, nothing. Just...
我以为你就喜欢大块头呢 I thought big lugs were kinda your thing.
你就真只顾着吃东西吗 Is that all you're gonna do? Eat?
放松 再过几分钟 Relax. In a few minutes,
我们就会发现辛坡表亲失踪了 we're gonna find out that Cousin Simple's missing,
史酷比帮会以为是鬼魂 the Scoobies are gonna think that it's a ghost,
但其实是律师克斯古·克里普斯假扮的 but really, it's just the lawyer Cosgood Creeps in disguise.
我说的吧 Told ya.
走吧 朋友们 我们去看看 Come on, gang! Let's check it out!
不 Oh, no!
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
不对 假尸体是过会儿才会出现的 No, the dummy bodies don't show up until later.
迪恩 这不是假的 这是血 Dean, this isn't a dummy. This is blood.
他死了 He's -- he's dead.
他真死了 Like -- like, really, actually dead.
老天爷 Jinkies!
天呐 Jeepers!
哎呦 Zoinks!
妈呀 Ruh-roh!
该死 Son of a bitch.
朋友们 看来我们 Well, gang, it looks like
又遇到谜题了 we've got another mystery on our hands.
你开玩笑吗 弗莱德 Are you kidding me, Fred?
哥们 有人死了 放尊重点啊 Dude, someone's dead. A little respect.
是啊 弗莱德 他怎么那么混蛋 Yeah, Fred. He can be such a jerk.
-是吧 达芙妮 -没有啊 - Right, Daphne? - Not really.
我们应该去找证据 We should look for evidence...
比如指纹 或体液 like fingerprints or fluids.
-体液 -哥们 这一集 - Fluids? - Dude, this is not
不该是这样的 the way things went down in the episode.
我清楚记得《史酷比狗》里的一切 I remember everything that happened in Scooby-Doo,
从没有人被背后捅刀 and no one ever got stabbed in the back
躺在自己的血泊里 and ended up in a pool of their own blood.
嗯 好吧 Yeah. Yeah, okay.
如果那人可以在卡通里真死 so, if that guy can die for real in this cartoon,
那我们也可以 that means we can, too.
我们死不死不要紧 史酷比狗可能会死啊 It doesn't matter if we die. Scooby-Doo could die!
有我在这种事就绝不能发生 And that's not happening, not on my watch.
我愿为那只狗挡子弹 I'd take a bullet for that dog.
发生的一切肯定是有合理解释的 There has to be a logical explanation for what's going on.
除了鬼在追杀我们好拿到遗产吗 Besides a ghost hunting us down to collect an inheritance?
就他说的 Yeah, what he said.
鬼要钱干什么呢 What would a ghost need with money?
就是啊 再说 Precisely. And besides,
这世上根本没有鬼 there's no such thing as ghosts
所以 一旦排除了不可能 So once you eliminate the impossible,
所剩下的 不管看上去多么难以置信 whatever remains, no matter how improbable,
-都肯定是真相 -看 - must be the truth. - Look!
抓到你了 Gotcha!
今天别想作怪 Not today, freak!
-小卡 -小卡 - Cass? - Cass?
你们认识他吗 Like, you know this guy?
嗯 他是我们一个朋友 Yeah, yeah. He's a -- he's a friend of ours.
好棒 Neato!
卡西迪奥 他们是史酷比帮 Castiel, the Scooby Gang.
卡西迪奥 听着像很不错的意大利披萨餐厅 Castiel? It sounds like a great Italian pizza place.
认识你很高兴 It's a pleasure to meet you.
认识你也很高兴 Nice to meet you, too.
萨姆 迪恩 这只狗会说话 Sam, Dean... this dog is talking.
-是啊 -小卡 你怎么进来的 - Yep. - Cass, how did you get here?
我正在地堡里找你们 Well, I was looking for you at the bunker when...
萨姆 迪恩 Sam? Dean?
我从叙利亚带生命之树的果实回来了 I'm back from Syria with fruit from the Tree of Life.
树由一群精灵守护 The tree was guarded by a pack of djinn.
大部分被我杀了 然后跟剩下的谈了个交易 I killed most of them, bargained with the rest.
我 Think I'm...
好像算是跟他们的女王结婚了 technically married to their queen now.
有人吗 Hello?
萨姆 Sam?
你们跟着我们去上校的豪宅吧 Hey, why don't you guys follow us up to the Colonel's mansion?
-弗莱德啊 -迪恩 - I don't know, Freddie. - Dean?
我的宝贝未必能开得那么慢 I'm not sure Baby can go that slow.
神秘机器可比看上去快多了 Well, the Mystery Machine is a lot faster than it looks.
是吗 那我们比比谁先到吧 Oh, yeah? Well, let's see who can get there first.
难道你...怕了吗 Or are you...chicken?
如果你愿比我就愿意 Well, I'm game if you are.
你为什么那么讨厌弗莱德 Hey, why do you hate Fred so much?
他自以为很酷 发型完美 He thinks he's so cool, with his perfect hair,
态度积极 his can-do attitude,
-蠢领巾 -我们来吧 - that stupid ascot. - Let's do this!
我看到了紫光 一阵闪光 I saw purple sparks, then a flash of light,
紧接着 我就进入了这个奇怪的世界 and the next thing I knew, I was in this strange world.
我看到你们飞速驶离 I saw you race off...
此后就一直在努力赶上来 and I've been trying to catch up ever since.
你看到了紫光 You saw purple sparks?
迪恩 这跟那个杀人毛绒恐龙一样 Dean, that's like with the killer stuffed dinosaur.
而且它们都曾在那间典当行里 And they were both in that pawn shop.
或许这一切都有关联 Maybe this is all connected.
"杀人毛绒恐龙" "Killer stuffed dinosaur"?
我不是说真有 I-I didn't mean a real...
是我们在写的一本书 It's a book we're writing.
是啊 讲杀人毛绒恐龙的 Yeah, about... killer stuffed dinosaurs.
叫做 It's called...
《坠入爱河的杀人毛绒恐龙》 "The Killer Stuffed Dinosaur in Love."
好标题 Great title.
是啊 好标题 Yeah. Great title.
如果不是他杀了辛坡表亲 Well, if he isn't responsible for Cousin Simple's death,
那是谁 who is?
感觉就像有人关掉了这里的暖气 Like, somebody turn up the heat in here, man.
好冷啊 It's getting cold.
哎呦 Yikes!
不不 No! No!
萨姆 Sam.
幽灵 Ph-ph-ph-phantom!
来 萨姆 我们上 Come on, Sam. We're on.
抓到你了 Gotcha!
等等 什么 Wait, what?
鬼 G-g-g-g-ghost!
各位 不是鬼 Guys, no. It's not a ghost.
是吗 那人他是怎么穿墙的 Oh, yeah? Then, man, how did he just walk through that wall?!
可能有秘门 Well, there's probably a hidden door.
不管是什么 现在没有了 Well, whatever it was, it's gone now.
他似乎是从这里出来的 It looks like he was coming out of here.
这可不妙 Well, that's not good.
我可能要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick.
走吧 大家伙 Come on, gang!
他们是总这样见到尸体转身就走吗 So do they always just walk away from dead bodies or...
萨姆 冷点 来去无影 Sam, the cold spot, fritzing out...
那是鬼 我们的那种鬼 that was a ghost -- our kind of ghost.
我觉得这部卡通闹鬼了 I think this cartoon is haunted.
好吧 计划通弗莱德 你有什么打算 All right, Prepmeister Fred, what's your plan?
我们应该全部散开 在房子里寻找线索 We should all split up and search the house for clues.
这也算计划 That's a plan?
我觉得我们不该分开 I-I don't think we should separate.
如果我们都在一起 我和迪恩 It'll be easier for Dean and me to keep you safe
更能保护你们 if we're all together.
不是吧 萨姆 Really, Sam?
我没想到你这样宽肩膀的大块头 I wouldn't expect such a big, broad-shouldered fella like you
也会像夏吉那么胆小 to be as chicken as Shaggy.
别介意 夏吉 No offense, Shaggy.
不介意 Like, none taken.
如果这是真鬼 那他们可有麻烦了 If this is a real ghost, these guys are in trouble.
我们不能允许他们有事 We can't let anything happen to them.
没错 我们暂时听那个领巾男友的 Exactly. So, for now, let's follow ascot boy's lead.
我要跟达芙妮组队 I call team up with Daphne!
好啊 那就我们三个 Great! It'll be just the three of us.
萨姆和我去阁楼看 Sam and I will check the attic.
除非你太害怕 I mean... unless you're too scared.
什么 不 我们去阁楼吧 What? N-no, I-I'm... Let's check the attic.
天呐 那我和史酷比就跟你一队了 Like, man, I guess that leaves me and old Scoob with you,
-卡西迪奥 -太棒了 - Castiel. - Wonderful.
我曾经带领大军 如今却跟 I once led armies, and now I'm paired with
糙汉和一只说话狗组队 a scruffy Philistine and a talking dog.
看来这是你第一次遇上神秘事件 So I guess this is your first mystery.
如果你那运动员的宽肩膀 So if you could keep those giant linebacker shoulders
能别撞坏什么线索 就太好了 from knocking over any clues, that would be great.
你干吗老提我的肩膀 Why do you keep talking about my shoulders?
我 Oh, I,
或许鬼就是那个 Maybe that was the ghost.
听着 我不该告诉你的 Look, I'm not supposed to tell you this,
但鬼是真的 but ghosts are real.
我哥哥和我 我们猎杀他们 My brother and I, we hunt them,
还有狼人 吸血鬼 恶魔 along with werewolves and vampires and demons and...
我们拯救了世界 好几次呢 We've saved the world. A lot.
萨姆 简单的事实就是 Look, Sam, the simple fact is
怪物不过是戴面具的坏人 monsters are nothing more than crooks in masks --
一般都是不知耻的房地产开发商 usually unscrupulous real estate developers.
一 有比这更好的房地产诈骗 One, there are way better real estate scams.
-二 -看 线索 - And two -- - Hey, look! A clue.
-好奇怪 -好奇怪 - That's strange. - That's strange.
看来我们都发现这些玩具 I guess we both noticed that these toys are
是这上面唯一没有落满灰尘的东西 the only things up here that aren't covered in dust.
其实 我看到的是这个 Actually, I was noticing this.
灵质 Ectoplasm.
鬼会留下这个 This gets left behind by ghosts.
停下吧 Oh, stop already.
你不会真相信鬼吧 You can't really believe in ghosts.
-我说的吧 -才不是 - Told you. - It's not a g--
大概是圣诞节彩灯和钓线 It's probably just Christmas lights and -- and fishing line.
达芙 So, Daph,
我一般不用使上这招的 I usually don't have to do this,
但你喜欢什么样的男人 but what do you look for in a guy?
我不知道 I don't know.
强壮 真诚 Strong, sincere,
领巾也不赖 and an ascot wouldn't hurt.
等等 Hold on.
看那本书 Check out that book.
这里有好多书呢 迪恩 There are a lot of books in here, Dean.
不 那本 No, that one.
唯一没有融入卡... The one that isn't painted into the background of the car--
图书馆背景的 Library. The...library.
抱歉 我以为会有秘密通道什么的 Sorry. I thought it might be some kind of secret passage or...
达芙妮 你没事吧 Daphne, you okay?
或许我该给你检查一下 以确保没事 Maybe I should just give you a once-over to make sure.
不是吧 Hell, no.
是有人开窗了吗 Like, did someone open a window?
是啊 这里好冷 Yeah, it's cold in here.
从没见过鬼穿这么荒唐的衣服 Never seen a ghost wear such a ridiculous costume.
跑啊 Run! Run!
*史酷比狗 你在哪* *Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?*
*我们有活儿要干了* *We got some work to do now*
*史酷比狗 你在哪* *Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? *
*我们现在需要你帮忙* *We need some help from you now*
*出来吧 史酷比狗 我看到你了* *Come on, Scooby-Doo, I see you*
*假装只是小事一桩* *Pretending you got a sliver*
*你别想骗过我 我看得到* *You're not foolin' me 'cause I can see*
*你吓得发抖的样子* *The way you shake and shiver *
*我们还要破解谜题* *You know we got a mystery to solve*
*史酷比狗 准备行动吧* *So, Scooby-Doo, be ready for your act*
*别有所保留* *Don't hold back*
*史酷比狗 如果你撑过来* *And, Scooby-Doo, if you come through*
*你就奖赏自己一块零食吧* *You're gonna have yourself a Scooby Snack*
*没错* *That's a fact!*
*史酷比狗 你在哪* *Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?*
*你准备好 你愿意* *You're ready and you're willin'*
*如果我们能指望你 史酷比狗* *If we can count on you, Scooby-Doo*
*我知道我们能抓到坏人* *I know we'll catch that villain*
伙计们 Guys!
我们得阻止这个鬼 We have to stop this ghost.
我们差点成功了 迪恩都抓住他的腿了 We almost did. Dean had him by the thigh.
什么 He what?
我差点抓到他了 那才是重点 I almost caught him. That's the point.
各位 拜托 Guys, come on.
最后说一次 这世上没有鬼魂 For the last time, there's no such thing as ghosts.
不 Oh, no!
这服装看上去好真 That costume looks really...real.
-我来抓他 -弗莱德 别 - I'll get him. - Fred, don't!
弗莱德 Fred!
看来我们该跑了 Like, that's our cue to get out of here!
跑啊 Run!
夏吉 Shaggy!
迪恩 铁 Dean! Iron!
那是怎么回事 What just happened?
-夏吉呢 -在这里 - Where's Shaggy? - Over here!
帮帮忙啊 Like, little help?
夏吉 Shaggy!
史酷比狗 Scooby!
-史酷比狗 -抓到你了 - Scooby! - Gotcha!
你抓到我了 谁抓着你呢 You've got me! Who's got you?!
夏吉 Shaggy!
夏吉 你没事吧 Shaggy! Are you okay?
我看着像没事吗 Like, do I look like I'm okay?
他的胳膊似乎断了 It appears his arm is broken.
什么 那不... What? That's not --
我曾从博物馆的一架双翼飞机里跳下来都没事 I have jumped out of a biplane in a museum and was fine!
-这是怎么回事 -我不知道 - How did this happen?! - I-I don't know. I...
有什么把我甩了出去 Something threw me across the room.
电线 大概是电线 Wires. Probably just wires.
喂 我摔断胳膊了 Like, hello! Broken arm here!
夏吉 挺住 Shaggy, brace yourself.
弗莱德 领巾给我 Fred, give me your ascot.
迪恩 我们得跟他们说实话 Dean, we have to tell them the truth.
什么实话 What truth?
幽灵的真相 The truth about the phantom.
听着 这个幽灵不像你们遭遇的其他鬼 Look, this phantom isn't like other ghosts you've faced.
他是真的 真鬼 He's real. He is a real ghost.
他不太明白 I'm not totally following you.
那不是个戴面具穿戏服的人 Look, that isn't a guy in a mask and a costume.
而是死后归来的复仇鬼魂 It's a vengeful spirit that's come back from the dead.
这才是事实 That's the truth.
那么 你对我说的话都是真的 So everything you told me, it's true?
狼人 吸血鬼 恶魔 Werewolves? Vampires? Demons?
我以为我不戴眼镜才看不见 I thought I was blind without my glasses,
但我是视而不见 but I was just blind.
我怎么能这么蠢 Oh, how could I be so stupid?
这个嘛 Uh, well, I mean...
我们一直在阻止房地产开发商 We've been stopping real estate developers
但其实我们本可以去抓德古拉吗 when we could've been hunting Dracula?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?!
我的人生毫无意义 My life is meaningless!
如果真有鬼魂 If there are ghosts...
那就有来世 that means there's an afterlife.
天堂 地狱 Heaven. Hell.
我会下地狱吗 Am I going to hell?!
我们每次都这么说 We told you every freaking time!
但你们什么时候听过我和史酷比的 从没 But did you ever listen to Scoob and me? No!
-我们完蛋了 -行了吧 - We're doomed. - All right, knock it off!
拜托 史酷比帮才不会精神崩溃 Come on! Scooby Gang does not have nervous breakdowns.
你们或许以前没接触过超自然力量 Now you may not have tangled with the supernatural,
但你们打过怪物 but you've fought monsters,
真正的疯子 real freakin' psychos.
你们阻止了齐克和扎博 Well, you stopped Zeke and Zeb.
夏吉发现了老铁脸骑的鲨鱼 Shaggy figured out that the sharks Old Iron Face rode
其实是鱼雷伪装成的鲨鱼 were really just torpedoes disguised to look like sharks.
还有黑骑士 And what about the Black Knight?
曼巴·万巴 Mamba Wamba?
-太空怪人 -我就知道 - The Space Kook. - I knew it!
你也喜欢这部剧 You love this show, too.
太空怪人 鬼小丑 Space Kook, Ghost Clown,
矿工49人 Miner 49er.
你们都曾不顾自己的安危 You guys have all jumped into danger
步入险境 with no thought for yourselves.
你们是英雄 我们携手 You're heroes, and together,
要一起打败这个幽灵 we're gonna take down this phantom.
你们一起来吗 Are you with me?
-好 -我们来吧 - Yeah! - - Let's do it!
但怎么做 我们对打真鬼 But how? We don't know the first thing about
毫不了解 fighting real ghosts.
我们没有合适的工具和武器 We don't have the proper tools or weapons.
没关系 我们有 That's okay. We do.
来 薇玛 拿着 Here, Velma, take this.
萨姆 你疯了吗 他们不能用这玩意 Sam, are you crazy? They can't use this stuff.
-这绝对不行 -迪恩 我们总得做点什么 - That's a Scooby-don't. - Dean, we've gotta do something.
你们多厉害啊 I mean, you guys are amazing!
谢谢 弗莱德 Thank you, Fred.
但我们可以帮忙 我们必须帮 But we can help. We have to.
你当然可以 Right you can.
你可以做你最擅长的 做陷阱 You're gonna do what you do best -- build a trap.
这样应该就行了 That should do it.
-说吧 弗莱德 -是这样 - Lay it on me, Freddy. - Well, you see,
达芙妮用盐堵住了所有出口 除了那个 Daphne's covered all the exits except that one with salt.
所以 幽灵会从那里进来 So the phantom will enter there,
绊倒在铁链上 从而拉动斧子 tripping the iron chain that'll activate the ax,
斧子砍断绳子 绳子吊着椰子 which cuts the rope that holds the coconuts.
椰子他哪弄到的 Where'd he get coconuts?
椰子会滚下来 The coconuts are gonna roll,
绊倒幽灵 让他沿着肥皂滑道 tripping the phantom, sending him careening down
滑过去 冲入洗衣机里 a slide of soap, right into the washing machine
我们再用铁链把它封起来 which we'll secure with those iron chains.
鬼魂抓住后 And with the ghost captured,
我们也能搞清楚究竟怎么回事了 we can finally find out what's going on.
现在 我们只需要诱饵 Now all we need...is bait.
你觉得幽灵是走了吗 You think the phantom decided to leave?
不 它还在 别担心 No, it's still here. Don't worry.
我就是担心这个 That's what I'm worried about.
跑啊 Run!
不要 No.
我就说这是行不通的 I told you it wasn't going to work.
是啊 弗莱德的陷阱从来都不好使 Yeah, Fred's traps never work.
达芙 B计划 Daph, Plan B!
书虫行动开始 Operation Bookworm is go.
打得好 史酷比伙计 再来一下 Good shot, Scoob old buddy. Give him another one.
史酷比 快 Scooby, now!
那是盐圈 你被困住了 That's a salt circle. You're stuck.
放了我 Let...me...go!
很乐意 亮亮 Happy to, Sparky,
但你得先告诉我们你究竟是谁 soon as you tell us who you really are.
是个孩子 It's...A child.
嗯 可怕的鬼孩 你会习惯的 Yeah, creepy ghost kid. You get used to 'em.
但等等 你为什么想杀我们 But...Wait. Why are you trying to kill us?
我没有 I'm not.
我从未想伤害任何人 I never wanted to hurt anyone.
但坏人 他逼我 But the bad man, he makes me.
坏人 The bad man?
他叫杰 His name is Jay.
典当行的那人 The dude from the pawnshop.
我死后 我的灵魂跟一把小折刀连在了一起 When I died, my soul was tied to a pocketknife.
那是我爸爸给我的 对我非常重要 My dad gave it to me. It meant everything.
杰发现我后 他利用我 When Jay found me, he used me to...
有时 我会好生气 Sometimes, I get so angry
我会摔东西 伤人 I break things, hurt people.
但我不想的 But I don't want to.
我只想再见到爸爸 I just wanna see my dad again.
抱歉 他不该那么做的 I'm sorry. It was wrong of him to do that.
这一切都不怪你 None of this was your fault.
如果你能让我们回到真实世界 Look, if you get us back to the real world,
我们可以放了你 we can set you free.
你保证吗 Do you promise?
我发誓... Cross my heart and hope to d--
你懂的 Well, you know what I mean.
要我再做个陷阱吗 Should I -- should I make another trap?
我可以去拿猎枪 I could get the shotgun!
我可以去拿两把 I could get two shotguns!
结束了再告诉史酷比和我 Like, tell Scoob and me when it's over!
嗯 Yeah!
好了 给我点时间 Okay, okay, hey, give me a minute.
他们这样我们不能走 We can't leave 'em like this.
孩子 我们需要你帮个忙 Kid, we need a favor.
你把它送回它逃出来的火坑了吗 Did you send it back to the fiery pit from whence it came?!
一切都控制好了 Look, everything's under control.
用火烧死它 Kill it with fire!
别急 各位 我们错了 Slow your roll, guys. We were wrong.
你们说什么呢 What -- what are you -- what are you saying?
薇玛是对的 Velma...w-was right.
是吗 Like, she was?
这不是真鬼 我们被骗了 This wasn't a real ghost. We were fooled.
但你从没被蒙住 是吧 薇玛 But you never were, right, Velma?
我不知道 I, uh...I don't know.
各位 你们上吧 Hey, guys, do your thing.
这是我最喜欢的部分 This is my favorite part.
克斯古·克里普斯 Cosgood Creeps?!
但他飞来飞去 But...the flying.
电线 Wires.
那穿墙呢 What about the walking through the walls?
还有尸体 And the bodies?
那是投影仪 Well, that was just a projector.
至于尸体 As for the bodies...
是装了玉米糖浆的假人吗 Were they...dummies filled with corn syrup?
没错 Exactly.
当然了 Of course!
克斯古想把大家都逼走 Cosgood was trying to drive everyone from the house
好把钱捞走 so he could get the money for himself.
是啊 但他才是蠢蛋 因为这钱毫无价值 Right. But the joke is on him because the money's worthless.
都是旧钱 It's all Confederate dollars.
好吧 Oh, well.
来得快 去得快嘛 Easy come, easy go.
那么 我是对的 So... I was right.
我说的吧 大块头 I told ya, ya big lug.
才没有什么超自然现象呢 There's no such thing as the supernatural.
看来你是对的 现在我们知道了 Looks like you were right, and now we know.
我的胳膊好多了 Hey, my arm's feeling better.
可能根本就没断 Don't think it was really broken after all.
这太好了 This is great news!
我们去酒铺碰头 庆祝一下吧 Let's meet at the malt shop and celebrate.
好啊 弗莱德 你也不赖 Sure, Fred. And hey, you're not so bad.
我知道 谢谢 Yeah, I know. Thanks.
那么 So, uh...
-看来要到此为止了 -什么 - I guess this is it. - This is what?
别说出来 我们无从知道本可能发生什么 No words. We'll never know what could've been.
弗莱德 等我 Freddy, wait for me!
我会想念你们的聪慧话语和温柔的精神 I will miss your wise words and your gentle spirits.
我们会想念喘气的 Like, we will miss breathing.
谢谢 Thank you.
你们让我们见识到了 You've shown me the great strength
面临危险时 欢笑的力量 of laughter in the face of danger.
-危险 在哪 -我们快走吧 - Danger?! Where?! - Let's get out of here, man.
跟你合作很愉快 薇玛 Great working with you, Velma.
你也是 萨姆 You, too, Sam.
这肩膀啊 Those shoulders.
老天爷 Jinkies!
就该知道薇玛会这么主动 Shoulda known Velma was good to go.
不声不响的总是最出人意表 Gah! It's always the quiet ones.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
好吧 Okay.
那真是不可思议 That was...something.
那是我遇到过的最酷的事 That was the coolest thing that's ever happened to me.
还包括卡特莱特双胞胎在内 And that includes the Cartwright twins.
你把卡特莱特双胞胎怎么了 What did you do with the Cartwright twins?
我就回来 I'll be right back.
我恐怕不想知道 I don't think I wanna know.
抱歉 亲爱的 Well, sorry, sweetheart.
该归天了 孩子 Time to go, kid.
那个坏人呢 What about the bad man?
别担心他 Don't worry about him.
我们会解决他的 We'll take care of him, all right?
商业地产
你确定吗 You sure about this?
你这基本上是白抢 Look, you're gettin' this place for a steal.
但是 But...
我没精力折腾了 I'm too old for this crap.
你说是就是吧 If you say so.
再签两个名 Just, uh, two more signatures, and...
别急 Not so fast.
那是条领巾吗 Is that an ascot?
是的 Yes.
没错 Yes, it is.
你们来干什么 What are you guys doing here?
阿伦 你的这位朋友 Hey, Alan, your friend here,
他一直在把人逼走 he's been driving people off their property
好便宜买下他们的店 so he could buy it on the cheap.
他在用他自己的小鬼来实现目的 And he's been using his own personal ghost to do it.
他埋下闹鬼物件 You see, he'd plant the haunted object,
然后让鬼去闹事 then let the ghost go to work.
鬼会附身在什么上 Then they would possess something,
比如大恐龙 或一台非常美丽的电视 like a big dinosaur or a perfectly beautiful TV.
然后吓得人们不得不赶紧卖掉店铺 And scare people so much that they'd be desperate to sell.
我们来打探时 When we got nosy...
我们最好查查看 I think we should probably keep doing some digging.
-没事吧 -你打算放哪啊 - Everything all right? - Where you gonna put this?
他就把鬼塞给了我们 ...he sicced his pet ghost on us.
-慢点好不好 -怎么了 - Take it easy! - What?
-她很娇弱的 我来领路 -她 - She's delicate, all right? I'll lead. - Oh, she...Pfft.
她 不是吧 "She"? She? Really, she?
但现在 那鬼魂已经自由了 But now, that spirit is freed.
他们在撒谎 They're lying.
他们 They're...
你们以为有人会相信吗 You think anyone's gonna believe that?
不 所以我们黑了你的财务单 No, but that's why we hacked your financials.
原来你不怎么喜欢缴税啊 Turns out you're not so big on paying your taxes, are ya?
卡彭就这么倒的 你也是 Good enough for Capone, good enough for you.
走吧 Come on.
薇玛是对的 Velma was right.
原来真是个坏房地产开发商 It was a shady real estate developer after all.
这不公平 It's not fair.
我本来可以逃脱的 I would've gotten away with it
要不是那几个小子捣乱 if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
他说了 He said it!
-他说了台词 -小心头 - He said the line! - Watch your head.
史酷比狗 Scooby Dooby Doo!
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
每集的谜团解开后 Well, I mean, at the end of every mystery,
史酷比都会对着镜头说 Scooby looks into the camera and he says --
迪恩 你不是会说话的狗 Dean, you're not a talking dog.
我知道 I know that. I...
是啊 Yeah.
不 拜托 我戴领巾挺帅的吧 No, but come on, I-I do look cool with the ascot, right?
不吗 No?
伙计们 拜托 Guys? Come on, guys.
红色多衬我 Look, red is my color!