我讨厌错过我最喜欢的节目 You know, I hate missing my favorite show.
忆往昔
你们是谁 Who are you?
我们是拯救世界的人 We're the guys who save that world.
伙计们 Hey, guys.
别伤害她 Don't hurt her.
你结婚了 跟一个狼人结婚了 You're married? To a werewolf.
盖思 Garth.
你还认为你是这故事里的英雄 You still think that you're the hero of this story.
我们要干掉恰克 We'll take Chuck down.
我们就要那么做 Exactly what we're gonna do.
不 No.
那还只是开始 Oh, that was just the beginning.
不 这是剩下的 No. This is... the rest.
如今
好 燥起来 Yeah! Come on!
来啊 Come on!
好啊 Yeah!
好 Yeah!
太棒了 Yeah!
好啊 Yeah!
厉害 Yeah!
凶鬼恶灵 第十五季 第十集
英雄之旅
糟糕 Oh, no.
这可好 Oh, great.
泰迪 好啊 Hey, Teddy.
有啥新鲜事吗 What's new?
我的牛皮癣又复发了 Uh, my psoriasis is back.
40.32美元 $40.32.
好 Right.
给 There you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
天啊 Oh, God.
好吧 Okay.
被拒了 Declined.
什么 不会啊... What? No, no, no, that's...
那卡我都用五年了 No, that card's worked for like five years.
抱歉了 I -- Sorry.
什么... Wha--
不是吧 Seriously?
多谢了 泰迪 Thanks, Teddy.
不是吧 Seriously?!
不是吧 Seriously?
萨姆 Sammy!
迪恩 Dean?
你绊了一下吗 Was that a trip?
是啊 奇怪 Yeah. Weird.
近来怪事不少 There's a lotta that goin' on.
我刚在镇上吃了停车罚单 In town, ‭I just got a parking ticket.
因为你总停在那个消防栓前面 Because you always park in front of that fire hydrant?
不是 No.
是 我每次都停那儿 I mean, yes. ‭Okay, I park there every time.
但我从未吃过罚单 I never get a ticket, all right?
还有... Oh, and, uh...
这个 This...
不好使了 doesn't work.
那是查理替我们黑的卡 那卡... That's the card Charlie hacked for us, the one --
是啊 按说应该是"再不用骗人 Yeah, the one that's supposed to be our "no more hustling,
永远好使"的金牌 always working" Golden Ticket.
不好用了 Nothing.
-奇怪 -我也觉得 - Weird. - ‭That's what I'm saying.
你生病了吗 Are you getting sick?
我不知道 可能吧 I don't know. Maybe.
晚饭... Oh, and -- and dinner's --
今天啊 我跟你说... Man, this day, I'm telling you --
接下来还会出什么幺蛾子啊 What is next?
是盖思 It's Garth.
盖思 Hey, Garth.
迪恩 是盖思 Hey, Dean, it's Garth.
我需要你帮忙 I, uh -- I need your help.
相信我 我们被诅咒了 I'm telling you, man, we're cursed.
我们没被诅咒 迪恩 我们就是今天不顺 We're not cursed, Dean. We're just having a bad day.
不不 这不是一般的 No. No, no, no. This is -- This is more than just a
不顺的一天 no good, very bad day, okay?
恰克走之前肯定诅咒了我们 Chuck must've boned us before he left, you know?
或者你从罗威娜那儿拿回来的破烂 Or maybe some of that crap you brought back
有什么东西出问题了 from Rowena's went sideways.
因为这个... 'Cause this? I mean...
这绝不正常 This is not normal.
恶心 Gross.
哥们 Dude...
抱歉 Sorry. Look, just...
好吧 小卡去天堂了 Okay, listen. Cass is in Heaven --
去问他们知不知道恰克的去向或其他消息 seeing if they know where Chuck went or anything.
是啊 天使一向热心帮忙呢 Oh, yeah, 'cause angels, they're always really happy to help.
我病了 你吃了罚单 And I'm sick, and you got a ticket.
这是难免的事 我们能应付... It happens. We'll deal, we --
怎么回事 What's going on?
-你在干什么 -我不知道 - What're you doing? - I don't know.
不 宝贝 别这么对我 No, no, baby, don't do this to me.
别这样 Don't do this to me.
不不不 宝贝 No, no, no, no, no. No, baby...
宝贝 别这样 Baby, please don't do this.
-不是吧 -拜托 - Seriously? - ‭Oh, come on!
是啊 真正常 Yeah. Normal.
爸爸的好孩子是谁 Who's daddy's big boy?
飞机来了 Here comes the airplane!
来啊 一小口 Come here. Little bite.
这就对了 伙计 There we go, buddy.
真棒 It's good.
很好吃吧 Isn't that so good?
小萨姆 Hey, Sammy.
张大嘴 Open wide.
飞机来了 Here comes the airplane.
很好吃 是吧 Oh, yeah, that's good stuff, isn't it?
被你喷到了 小臭蛋 You got me, you little stinker.
但爸爸这次做好准备了 But Daddy was prepared this time.
-歌蒂 -嗯 - Uh, Gertie? - ‭Yeah.
-你照看好弟弟们 -好 - Can you watch the boys? - ‭Sure.
谢谢 Thank you.
-是他们吗 -肯定是 - Is that them? - It's gotta be.
他们来咯 There they are.
进来 Come in.
盖思 Garth.
快过来 Come here, you.
我病了 抱歉 I'm -- I'm sick. Sorry.
你...好吧 You -- Okay.
还那么喜欢拥抱 Still a hugger, huh?
当然了 You know it.
你好香啊 You smell so good.
抱够了 And we're done.
你们怎么才来 What took you guys so long?
我们...不得不走路 We, uh -- W-We had to walk.
是啊 车在10英里开外的地方抛锚了 Yeah, car broke down about 10 miles back.
可能是火花塞 I think it's the plugs.
-真的 -是啊 我们今天可正常了 - Really? - Yeah, we're having a super normal day.
好 没事 我们帮你修好 Okay. Well, no worries. We'll fix you up.
爸爸 双胞胎还饿 Daddy, the twins are still hungry.
就过去 宝贝 Be right there, baby.
来吧 去见见孩子们 Come on. Come back and meet the kids.
-你又生了 -是啊 - You've got more kids? - Oh-ho-ho, yeah.
生了俩 Got a couple'a pups.
这是我女儿歌蒂 So, this is my daughter Gertie.
歌蒂 跟爸爸的朋友打招呼 Gertie, say hi to Daddy's friends.
这是双胞胎 And these are the twins.
这是萨姆 This is Sam.
我给他起了你的名字 I, uh, sorta named him after you.
我真... That's, uh...
那这个肯定是叫... That means this one must be --
卡西迪奥 Castiel.
嗯 Yeah.
你在电话上说 On the phone, you said
你一个亲戚出了事 there was something wrong with your cousin?
不是我 是贝丝的 Oh, not mine, Bess's.
他... He's, uh -- Well...
你们还是自己看吧 I think you should see for yourself.
我想叫醒他 但他时醒时昏 I tried to wake him, but he's in and out.
他伤得很重 He's hurt pretty bad.
这伙计是个狼人 This dude's a werewolf?
跟我一样是纯血 Pure blood, like me.
他怎么了 So what happened to him?
我们不确定 We're not sure.
警察在明尼苏达州圣克劳德附近发现了他 Cops found him down around St. Cloud, in Minnesota.
那看上去像刀伤 Those look like knife wounds.
警察也那么认为 但不是的 That's what the cops thought, too, but they're not.
那是死灵留下的 They're from a wraith.
布拉德...把他伤成这样的人 Brad -- whoever did this to him
以为他死了 就把他丢在了沼泽里 thought he was dead, and they dumped him in a swamp.
但他不知怎么爬了出来 But he somehow managed to climb out,
警方在路边发现了他 and the cops found his body by the road.
贝丝一直在照顾他 但... And Bess has been looking after him, but...
死灵为什么要伤害狼人 why would a wraith go after a wolf?
等他醒来 我们问他就知道了 When he comes to, we'll ask him.
尼玛... Sonuva...
-抱歉 我... -病了 我知道 - Sorry. I'm, uh... - ‭Sick. I know.
跟我来 我有东西可以帮你 Come with me. ‭I've got something for you.
我得说 除了那位病号 You know, I gotta say, aside from pincushion in there...
这里真不错 this is pretty nice.
是啊 比我预期的生活要好 Yeah, better than I ever thought I'd get.
猎魔 我以为我会在40岁前死去 I mean, hunting -- I figured I'd be dead before I'm 40.
英年早逝 You know, go out young and pretty.
但我现在有好妻子 好孩子 But now I've got a great wife, great kids.
看来...有时结局挺不错的 I guess... sometimes things work out.
是啊 有时吧 Yeah, sometimes.
很好 这是你应得的 Good, man. You deserve it.
真的 You do.
-谢谢 -嗯 - Thanks, man. - ‭Yeah.
你的牙怎么了 What's up with your teeth?
-什么 -你的牙 - What? - ‭Your teeth.
你在牙疼 是吧 They hurt, right?
有点吧 A little.
好疼 A lot.
-什么时候开始的 -昨天 - Since when? - ‭Since yesterday.
好吧 来 All right, come on.
-什么 -来 - What? - ‭Come on.
我们干什么 What are we doing?
盖思 我们干什... Garth, what are we do--
不 Oh, no.
那个啥 You know what?
我没事的 I'm good.
上椅子 迪恩 Get in the chair, Dean.
不... No --
你好强壮 You're very strong.
你其实不用... you know, you -- you -- you really don't have to --
是我爸爸的秘方 It's my daddy's secret recipe.
包治百病 Cure everything and anything.
里面有什么 What's in it?
不知道什么叫"秘"方吗 What part of "secret" don't you understand?
盖思 你不是牙医 Garth, you're not a dentist.
我是 Oh, yes, I am.
我正在念书时 I, uh, was getting my degree when
突然变成了猎人 然后我... the whole Hunter thing happened, and I, you know...
杀了牙仙 Killed the Tooth Fairy.
她自找的 She had it coming.
总之 我退休后 Anyway, after I left Hunting,
又回去念书 拿到了学位 I went back to school, got my degree.
我现在开了不错的诊所 Now I've got a good little practice going.
好了 There.
这里的狼人又不能 It's not like all the wolves around here
找普通医生 can go to a regular doc.
毕竟我们吃了那么多牛心 Can't with all the cow hearts we eat.
狼牙维护非常重要 Fang maintenance is a B.
一定要坚持经常剔牙 You've got to floss all the time.
其实 还不算太... Yeah, actually, it's -- it's not too, uh...
天啊 Oh, God.
告诉你 其实主要就是卡宴辣椒 I will tell you it's mostly cayenne pepper.
什么 天啊 What? Oh, God.
妈妈 大块头哭了 Mommy, the giant's crying.
好了 There.
到处都烧得疼 Every-- Every-- Everything is burning.
张大嘴 Open wide.
来吧 伙计 Come on, buddy.
飞机来了 Here comes the airplane.
你多久没看牙医了 When was the last time you saw a dentist?
我不知道 好久了吧 I 'unno. Never.
好 All right.
是有几个蛀牙 I do see a few cavities.
几个 How many?
-17个 -什么 - 17. - ‭What?
别担心 But don't you worry.
交给我吧 'Cause I've got you.
不想想我现在多痛苦 How do you think I feel?
来 Here we go.
你会没事的 You're gonna be fine.
-那是什么 -迪恩 - What is this? - Dean...
这是为了你好 伙计 ...I'm doing this for your own good, buddy.
好吧 Okay.
我没事 Hey, I'm okay.
大萨姆没事 Big Sam is o-okay.
来 There you go.
把气都吸进去 Let the gas do its thing.
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
没事的 Everything's fine.
嗯 Yeah.
睡吧 There you go.
我们淘气一把吧 Let's misbehave.
猛男 Hey, Slugger.
你都好了 You're all done.
你表现不错 You did good.
孩子们可算睡了 Kids are finally asleep.
你感觉如何 How are you feeling?
还真好些了 Better, actually.
-我说的吧 -嗯 - I told you. - ‭Yeah.
你们去哪了 Where have you been?
修牙 Gettung ma teef fixed.
我不得不给他打了麻醉 他一小时后就好了 I had to numb him up. He'll be fine in an hour.
什么 What?
好吧 Okay. ‭
说真的 Seriously...
你们怎么回事啊 what is going on here?
什么意思 What do you mean?
显然 迪恩从未看过牙医 I mean, apparently Dean's never been to a dentist before,
他突然就一嘴蛀牙了 and suddenly he got a mouthful of cavities,
你病了 你们的车坏了 you're sick, ‭and your car is broken down.
你们惹了谁啊 Who did you guys piss off?
上帝 God.
抱歉 什么 I'm sorry. What?
是啊 Yeah.
上帝 God.
上帝企图杀你们 The God is trying to kill you?
想让我们互相残杀 Well, uh, trying to make us kill each other.
他是个作家 So, he's a writer,
而你们是他故事的主角 and you've basically been the heroes of his story?
差不多吧 I guess, yeah.
那我是什么 Well, ‭what's that make me?
配角吗 还是客串嘉宾 A supporting character? Special guest star?
盖思 不是那样的 No, Garth, it's not like that.
不不 我想做客串嘉宾 Oh, no, no, no. ‭I want to be the guest star.
做主角[英雄]多糟 Being the hero sucks.
你们或许最终会赢 I mean, sure, ‭you'll probably win eventually,
但在那之前 主角的人生烂透了 but until you do, your life blows.
不是父母在小巷里被枪杀 Your parents get gunned down in an alleyway.
就是母星爆炸 Your home planet gets blown up.
或者采访一个高富帅 You, uh, interview ‭this good-looking rich guy,
很不顺利 and it doesn't go well,
他就跑去你工作的五金店 so he shows up at the hardware store where you work,
然后事情变得... and, man, it starts to get, you know...
那是...我们特喜欢《五十度灰》系列电影 It's from, uh -- We love "Fifty Shades."
是啊 Yeah, we do.
那部电影谁是英雄 Who's the hero in that?
不不 重点是 No, no, no. The point is,
做英雄可不好玩 the hero thing -- it's not fun.
倒是也有好处 Well, I mean, there are some good things about it.
比如 蝙蝠侠什么时候爆过胎 Like, uh, when was the last time that Batman got a flat tire?
或是超人付不起水费 Or Superman couldn't pay his water bill?
或是红房间断电 Or the power goes out in the Red Room?
就是啊 Exactly.
英雄从不用为小事操心 See, the hero never sweats the small stuff.
那会拖慢故事速度 It slows down the story.
那是怎么回事 So, then, what happened?
恰克给我们降级了 Chuck...downgraded us?
或许吧 Maybe, yeah.
-现在你们... -被诅咒了 - And now you're -- - Cursed.
被诅咒了 C-Cursed.
被诅咒了 Cursed.
不 只是普通了 No -- normal.
你们这辈子第一次 For the first time in your lives,
遇上了普通人的麻烦 you're having normal-people problems.
你需要马上去做个结肠镜检查 You need to get a colonoscopy, stat.
什么 What?
我们怎么解决啊 So how do we fix this?
我不知道 I don't know.
贝丝 Bess?!
贝丝 Bess?
他们是谁 Who're they?
他们是朋友 They're friends.
猎人朋友吗 Like Hunter friends?
布拉德 他们没事的 Brad, they're cool.
告诉我们你到底遭遇了什么 Now tell us what happened to you.
摔下了楼梯 Fell down the stairs.
布拉德 听着 Brad, listen,
我们不在乎你是狼人 we don't care that you're a werewolf,
但你被死灵袭击了 这很奇怪 but you got attacked by a wraith, which is really weird.
我们只是想搞清楚到底发生了什么 Now, we're just trying to understand what happened.
帮帮我们吧 So help us.
拜托 Please.
老天爷 I mean, wow.
眉毛弯弯 小狗眼睛 With the furrowed brow and the puppy eyes --
你看到了吗 did you see that?
不会真好使吧 That never actually works for you, does it?
回答问题 Answer the question.
好吧 Okay!
有个怪物会去的地方 It's -- It's a place... monsters go.
格斗赢钱 They fight for money.
真钱吗 Money? Like, real money?
我能说话了 Hey, I can talk.
恭喜了 是啊 真钱 Good for you. Yeah, real money.
他们付钱观看 Okay? They pay to watch it.
在暗网还是什么的上面直播 They livestream it on the Dark Web or whatever.
等等 所以你... Wait a second. So -- So, you --
我需要钱 Yeah, I needed the cash.
我有三个孩儿他妈 我得付账啊 Got three baby mamas -- I got bills.
这地方 在哪 This place -- where is it?
我知道你不想说 但... I know you don't want to tell us, but --
明尼苏达贝尔格莱德 Belgrade, Minnesota.
桃街旁边的旧仓库 Old warehouse off Peach Street.
真轻松 Well, that was easy.
是啊 里面有好多狼人呢 Yeah, well, lot of fangs in there.
你俩要是走进去 You know, I figure you two walk in,
肯定会被他们撕成碎片 they're gonna rip you to pieces.
不是吧 Really?!
我觉得你们不该去 I don't think you should go.
盖思 我们没得选 Garth, we don't have a choice, okay?
那么多怪物聚在一起 That many freaks in one place?
他们肯定杀了不少人 You know they're dropping bodies.
但以前的萨姆和迪恩 Yeah, but the old Sam and Dean,
肯定能轻松搞定此事 they could've handled this, no problem.
但你们... But you guys...
不能吗 Can't?
就算上帝 Hey, look, just because God
撤销了我们的主角光环 yanked the magic horseshoe out of our ass or whatever
不代表我们就要放弃 doesn't mean that we're gonna give up.
这是我们的工作 是我们的职责 This is our job. It's what we do.
是啊 现在可能要更难些了 那又如何 And, yeah, it might be a little harder right now, but so what?
来吧 Bring it.
附议 What he said.
好吧 那我也来 All right. Then I'm coming, too.
不不 Oh, no, no, no. No.
盖思 得了 你还有家庭呢 Garth, come on. You got a family, okay?
你有人生 如果真出事了 You got a life. If something went wrong --
现在 我们绝对是诸事不顺 and, right now, with us, everything's going wrong --
我们不能这样对贝丝 和孩子们 we're not doing that to Bess, to the kids.
好吧 你说得对 Okay, you're right.
至少让我给你们找个新火花塞 Well, at least let me get you a new set of spark plugs.
嗯 Yeah.
好 Deal.
与世隔绝 破败 绝对是个怪物杀戮的好地方 Isolated, run-down -- yep, that'll do Monster Bloodsport.
太完美了 This should be perfect.
天啊 Oh, man.
贝丝的烤奶酪三明治太绝了 Bess makes the best grilled cheese.
是啊 你都吃七个了 Yeah, you ate like seven of them.
我在长身体嘛 Well, I'm a growing boy.
走吧 Let's go.
等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
怎么了 What?
迪恩 备用弹药 死人血 Dean... ‭Extra rounds, dead man's blood,
急救包 紧急燃烧弹 first-aid kit, emergency flares...
不是吧 Seriously?
伙计 如果盖思说中了 Dude, if Garth was right,
我们真变普通了 if we're really normal now,
我们就不能莽撞地冲进去 we can't just ‭charge in there guns blazing.
我们得做好万全准备 We need to be ready for anything.
那我们得带上枪榴弹发射器了 Well, I guess we'd need a grenade launcher.
好啊 亲爱的 Hey, sweetheart.
那个.38我们好像四年都没用过了 I don't think we've used that .38 in about four years.
欢迎来到搏击俱乐部 Welcome to Fight Club.
我... I --
你忘记怎么走路了吗 You forget how to walk?
什么声音啊 ‭What was that?
不妙 Not good, that's --
你没事吧 You okay?
天啊 Oh, God.
我去去就来 I gotta go.
-什么 -憋不住了 - Go? - ‭I-I gotta go.
-什么 -厕所 上厕所 - What? - ‭Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom.
迪恩 Dean?
你现在可能不耐乳糖了 You know, I think you might be lactose-intolerant now.
我没... I'm ok--
萨姆 Sam?
萨姆 Sammy?
拜托 直接杀了我好了 Oh, please, just kill me now.
好啊 Can do.
我居然被他们偷袭了 Can't believe they got the drop on me.
我都没听到他们的动静 I didn't even hear them coming.
我还是在厕所被偷袭了呢 Yeah, well, I got jumped while I was in the crapper, okay?
我更惨 I win.
"普通" 真讨厌 "Normal"? Sucks.
萨姆 迪恩 Sam, Dean?
你们需要什么吗 Can I get you anything?
水 热毛巾 Water? Hot towel?
你是谁 Who are you?
卡迪 Cutty.
这是我的地盘 This is my place.
这些铁链 Oh, so all this chain-link,
铁丝网 笼子都是你的 razor wire, and rat crap is yours, huh?
恭喜了 Well, congrats.
你们认识我了 我也认识你们 So, now you know me, and I know you.
我们就像是...朋友 We're like...friends.
你把朋友都关笼子里吗 You keep all your friends in a cage?
只有我特喜欢的 Only the ones I really like.
好啊 你是什么 怪物吗 All right. So, what're you? A monster?
对 易形者 I am. Shifter.
易形者 那脸是你选的 Shifter? So you chose that face?
我不让自己被天赋定义 But I don't let my gifts define me.
我最重要的 是一名运动家 See, more than anything, I'm a sportsman.
在我看来 怪物 他们的高光时刻 See, to me, man, monster, they're at their best,
最纯粹的时刻 就是激战的时候 their most pure, in the heat of competition.
-好吧 -是啊 我是可以杀了你们 - Right. - ‭Yeah, sure, I could've killed you,
但不 but no.
我想看你们的最佳表现 I want to see your best.
我想看看温家兄弟的本事 I want to see what the Winchesters are capable of.
被逼到绝境 你们对抗世界 Stripped down, closed in, just you against the world.
或是灭哥 Or Maul here.
"灭哥" 不是吧 "Maul"? That -- Maul?
得了 你真名叫什么 Come on, man. ‭What's your real name, huh?
马文 马里恩 Marvin? Marion?
马德[杀人] Murder.
你要我们搏击 You want us to fight?
当然了 Obviously.
两人一起 Together, though.
我可不想拆散团队 I don't want to break up the team.
你确定吗 You sure about that?
如果你认识我们 肯定听说过我们 'Cause if you know us, you know the stories.
我和我弟弟 我们可干掉过 See, me and my brother here, we've taken down
比这位 way bigger fellas than, uh,
小马更大的家伙 Meredith here.
我们杀过天使 恶魔 We've killed angels, killed demons,
神 始祖 Gods, and Alphas.
你还是别自讨没趣 及时止损 So why don't you do yourself a favor -- cut your losses,
让我们走 let us walk out that door
以免我们把这里夷为平地 before we burn this craphole to the ground.
嗯...不要 Yeah...no.
灭哥会带你们回房间的 Maul will show you to your rooms.
今晚 搏击之夜两名 Tonight, two of Fight Night's
最强劲的对手将再次对决赛场 biggest rivals will face off in the ring again!
致命死灵 对抗 牙买加灯灵 Killer Wraith versus Jamaica Djinn!
谁将获得胜利 谁将落败 Who will claim victory, and who will suffer defeat?
然后 强大的灭哥将重返这片赛场 And then, in this ring, the mighty Maul returns,
这次 他将对抗无情的温家双煞 and this time, he'll take on the merciless Winchesters!
准备收看 Get ready for a...
终极对决 battle royale!
周一怪物大动乱 直播 晚8点 中部时间9点
好啊 All right, all right.
选手上台 Fighters to the ring.
外面有好多人...好多怪物 There's a lot of people -- lot of monsters -- out there.
好极了 Awesome.
是啊 我就想这么死 Yeah, it's just how I wanted to die --
被人围观 with a freakin' audience.
开打 Fight!
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
拜托 Baby, come on, come on.
我要撬锁 I'm picking the lock.
快点 Hurry.
-撬不开 -什么 - Can't get it. - ‭What?
把指甲弄断了 Broke a nail.
给我吧 我来 Here, let me do it. Here, come on.
我们经常这么做的 We do this all the time.
搞什么啊 What the hell?
该死的普通 Friggin' normal!
就是这个 That's what.
拜托 Aw, come on!
我们究竟是真会撬锁 So could we ever actually pick locks,
还是一直都是恰克帮忙 or was it Chuck this whole time?
伙计 如果我们这都做不到 Well, dude, if we can't do this,
那我们还要怎么解决 then how the hell are we supposed to
外面的超级吸血鬼 take care of Supervamp out there?
我们可能做不到 I don't think we can.
不会吧 No way.
发生了那么多 恰克不可能会 Wait. After everything, there's no way that Chuck
就让我们这么死去 lets us die like this.
或者就是这样 Or he does, to --
想给我们个教训 I don't know -- to teach us a lesson.
或许 我们会瘫痪 Or maybe we just end up paralyzed.
不 我们必须赢 No, we gotta win.
我们必须赢 We gotta win, man.
那肯定不容易 That's not gonna be easy, okay?
但你和我 But you and me?
我们做的一切并不都归功于恰克 Not everything we did was because of Chuck.
是我们 It was us --
流血流汗流泪 the blood, the sweat, the tears, man.
那是我们 That's us.
我们已经干这个一辈子了 We've been doing this our whole lives.
我们是全世界最好的 We're the best in the world.
我们就出去 So I say we go out there.
我们出去大杀四方 I say we go out there, and we kick some ass.
胜者 灯灵 Your winner -- Djinn!
女士们先生们 重头戏来了 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the main event!
第一位选手 310磅的 Your first fighter, weighing in at 310 pounds,
强大的灭哥 the mighty Maul!
他的对手 两位对手 And his opponent -- sorry, opponents --
从堪萨斯劳伦斯来的 straight out of Lawrence, Kansas.
你们知道他们 你们不喜欢他们 You know them, you don't like them --
温家双煞 the Winchesters!
时候到了 It's time.
小伙子们 脱掉衣服 Oh, and, boys? Shirts off.
该死 Damn it!
我好像吞了只虫子 I think a bug went in my throat.
该死的普通 Oh, freakin' normal.
胜者 灯灵 Your winner -- Djinn!
迪恩 迪恩 Dean? Dean!
现在... It's time for...
盖思 Garth?!
喂 Yo.
-你来干什么 -我打了电话 - What are you doing? - I tried to call,
你们不接 我就猜你们肯定遇到大麻烦了 and when you didn't pick up, I figured you were super boned.
是啊 我们麻烦大了 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're super boned.
大了 快救我们出去 Super boned! Come on. Get us out of here.
快点 ‭Hurry.
你好强壮 You are so strong.
我们走吧 Let's roll.
好强壮啊 So strong.
时候到了 It's time.
小伙子们 脱掉衣服 Oh, and, boys? Shirts off.
该死 Damn it!
快 我们得找个地方 Come on! We gotta -- We gotta get somewhere!
重新部署 想个计划 We gotta regroup! We gotta come up with a plan!
盖思 你干什么呢 Garth? Hey! ‭Hey, what are you doing?
我们得快走 要不怪物小组就要来了 We gotta get outta here before the Monster Squad shows up!
-我已经有计划了 -什么 - I've already got a plan. - ‭What?
怪物小组是好人 The Monster Squad were the good guys.
我们就是怪物小组 We're the Monster Squad.
C4炸药 猎人最好的朋友 C-4 -- a Hunter's best friend.
酷吧 Cool, right?
多谢了 盖思 Thanks, Garth. ‭
好 过来吧 All right. Bring it in.
我们还... ‭Well, still --
不会吧 No way.
快走 交给我 Go! I've got this.
盖思 Garth...
盖思 Garth!
我说我认为我们能赢时 Hey, did you believe me when I said
你相信我了吗 I thought we could win this thing?
-没 -嗯 我也没信 - Nope. - Yeah, me neither.
来吧 小马妹 Bring it on, Madison!
真好玩 This was fun.
好玩 Fun.
他被盖思了 He got Garth'd.
奇怪 我腹部疼 It's weird. It, like, hurts in my stomach.
都不是...痛点在上面 It's not even -- It's, like, up here.
在我肋骨那里 It's, like, where my ribs are.
我不知道为什么 I don't know why.
我的声音变尖了吗 Has my voice gone higher?
这个小卡看我的眼神特不对劲 This Cass keeps looking at me weird.
那就跟真小卡一样咯 So kind of like the real Cass.
我给你拿了些你特喜欢的烤奶酪三明治 I packed you some of those grilled-cheese sandwiches you love.
多谢了 Oh, thanks.
知道吗 Uh, you know what?
这小家伙好像给你准备礼物了 I think this guy's got a little something for you.
嗯 我们该走了 Yeah. We better go.
好吧 Okay.
再见 Bye.
我送你们 I'll walk you out.
-好 -再见 - Okay. - ‭Bye, guys.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - ‭Bye.
听着 盖思 我只想说 你做的事 Hey, listen, Garth, I just want to say, what -- what you did --
不算什么的 It was nothing.
不算什么 你救了我们 Nothing? You saved us
还炸死了一堆怪物 and blew up a bunch of monsters.
这不叫不算什么 这... That's not nothing. That's --
这叫英雄 That's being a hero.
名师出高徒嘛 I guess I learned from the best.
你们 会没事吧 You guys, you gonna be okay?
怎么 因为我们普通了吗 What? Because we're normal?
而且 上帝还想对付你们 That, and because ‭the Almighty's after you.
是啊 我... Right, yeah. Um, I, uh...
我们不知道 We don't know.
我之前本来不想说的 但是... Listen, I wasn't gonna say this earlier, but...
你们或许能去寻求帮助 there might be something that could help.
什么意思 What kind of something?
我听说过一个地方 I heard this story once about this place
如果你们走了霉运可以去那里 you can go if your luck's gone bad.
什么样的地方 What kind of place?
不确定 Not sure.
告诉我的人 说那地方在阿拉斯加 The guy who told me said it was in Alaska,
在巴罗和科策布间的路上 on the road between Barrow and Kotzebue.
他说 "你看到时就知道了" He said, "You'll know it when you see it,"
谁知道什么意思 whatever that means.
可能根本不是真的 你们也知道的 Look, it might not even be real, and you know this stuff works.
总有什么陷阱 There's always a catch.
而且普通 或许你们会习惯呢 And being normal -- I mean, maybe you'll get used to it.
或许吧 Yeah. Maybe.
反正 如果你们需要什么 Anyway, ‭if you ever need anything...
我们知道 We know.
好 Good.
谢谢你做的一切 Thanks for everything.
好吧 盖思 All right, Garth.
知道吗 你也挺香的 Hey, you know what? You don't smell too bad yourself.
谢谢 是须后水 Thanks. It's Hai Karate.
好吧 Okay.
注意安全 Stay safe out there.
你也是 You too.
我一直觉得如果我想 我可以做个 You know, I always thought I could be a good dancer
不错的舞者 if I wanted to be.
你的赛前舞是很不错 Well, you were awesome at the Macarena.
嗯 Yeah.
那么 So...
现在怎么办 What now?
我不知道 I don't know.
盖思说得对 那样的事 肯定总有不好的一面 Garth's right -- stuff like that, there's always a downside.
做普通人 And being normal...
也挺好 Is fine.
对于有普通问题的普通人来说 For normal people with normal problems.
但你和我 我们的生活完全不普通 But you and me? There's zero about our lives that's normal.
按现在的情况 如果我们不想办法 And the way things are going, if we don't fix this,
我们可能会意外害死彼此 we might kill each other by accident.
是啊 Yeah.
如果...等恰克再回来 And if -- when Chuck comes back,
我们不能这样去对付他 we can't go up against him like this.
所以 So, uh...
去阿拉斯加 Alaska?
阿拉斯加 Alaska.
你大爷 Son of a bitch!