Charlie Bradbury Charlie Bradbury
Charlie Charlie
小孩儿们 最近好吗 What's up,bitches
一个高中辍学生 How does a high school dropout become
是怎么变成罗曼公司最聪明的员工的 One of the brightest minds at Roman Inc
根据以前的情况 我 Historically,I have had this
不怎么尊重当权 Problem with authority
有没有一种怪物吸附体一类的东西 Is there such a thing as monster magnet
你什么时候变得这么专业的 When did you become such an expert
自从你们离开 After you guys left
我就开始找各种各样的怪物 I dug into all things monstrous
我有点着迷了 I'm a wee bit obessesive
如果这次是这么个用法 If a wee bit,completely
我说 There's a
读猎魔 和真正猎魔 Big difference between reading about hunting
完全不一样 And actually hunting
我其实 I'm...I'm more
我就是个初学者 Hunter-in-training
不值得你动手 Totally not worth killing
你真的应该 You know you really should come back
跟我去基地 And dig through our archives
你绝对是女学者 You are definitely a woman of letters
我喜欢这个名字 I like the sound of that
那是全地球最安全的地方 It just the safest place on earth
能隔离一切邪恶生物 Warded against any evil ever created
具有有关超自然的丰富宝库 It is the supernatural mother lode
如果知识就是力量的话 If knowledge is power
那这就是地球上最强大的地方 This is the most powerful place on earth
Sam 我们找到栖息地了 Sam,I think we found the bat cave
对接完成 Protocol's complete
我叫James James
-James Haggerty -Peter Jenkins -James Haggerty -Peter Jenkins
我们做的都对吗 Did we do everything right
不是应该 Shouldn't
建这个垃圾堆居然花了三年时间 Took three years to build this dump
垃圾堆 Dump
垃圾堆吗 Dump
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding
你知道我们在哪儿吗 这儿 You realize where we are.This
在这乌七八糟的世界里 This dump is the last true beacon of light
这地方是光明的基地 In world gone topsy-turvy
这个垃圾堆 This dump
是正义与邪恶斗争的中心 Is the epicentre of the ultimate chess match between good and evil
六个月后
真是垃圾堆一个 What a dump
知道我想到什么了吗 这次的任务 我本来以为是 You know what I got?This assignment I thought they'd be
我也说不清 应该很兴奋 I don't know...Excitement
是次刺激的冒险 Adventure
冒险不是什么好事 孩子 There's nothing worse an adventure my boy
相信我 Trust me
外线765 Extention 765
是的 Yes
不是 No
那不是密码 That's not the password
这里是有协议的 It's protocol here,young lady
我们会等 We'll be waiting
来了一位客人 是个猎人 Have a guest,damn hunter
Frank家的 Frank's kid
真的吗 哇哦 Really?Whoa
他对她所作的一切 真是太厉害了 What he did for her?That was really something
他确实很厉害 He was something all right
我天 真的是你啊 Holy bucket,it's really you
是的 真的是我 新手 That's right,rookie,it's really me
我是Dorothy Dorothy
请问 Now
你们两位谁愿意帮我 Which one of you genuises is gonna help
杀了西方坏女巫 Me to kill the wicked witch
现在
嗨 大麋鹿 Hello,moose
你们要更多恶魔名字 You want more demon names
我想要一间观景房 I wanna a room with a view
我们可以讨论啊 We can discuss this
让我伸个腿也行啊 I'd settle for streching my legs
可恶 Ballocks
嘿 Hey
Kevin还好吗 How'd it go with Kevin
那个小书呆子 That little nerd is in a
在Branson一个温馨的小旅馆里 Lovely warm motel room in Branson
他有48小时可以看付费黄片 He's got about 48 hours of pay-per-porn
还有Kenny Rogers的歌 And Kenny Rogers ahead of him
-他什么感受 -嗯 -How's he feeling? -Well
他盯着天使预言板 He stared the angle tablet
一路上一直念着falafe Repeated the word 'falafe' being the entire ride
孩子累坏了 Kid cracked
希望小休假能让他 清醒清醒 Hope he's break will...clear his head
在发生了那么多以后 我想 You know after eveything that happened I think
我们也能休个假什么的 We can use a little breaker ourselves.So
我帮你买了权力游戏第一季 I pick you up season 1 Game of Thrones
然后再叫个外卖 Think we can get a little of take out
好吧 先说 我觉得我找到帮Cass的方法了 All right,well first,I think might to find a way yo help Cass
你跟他聊过了吗 Did you talk to him
没有 No
哦对了 By the way
我完全不理解他为什么不留下 I so don't understand why him left in the first place
基地明显是 I mean the bucker is the
最安全的地方 Safest place for him
Bartholomew之流 不知道还有多少天使 Bartholomew and who knows how many other angels
都在外面等着他 Are out there,gunning for him
嘿 听着 Hey,look
没人比我更想让他在这儿了 Nobody wants him here more than I do,okay
但是 But
他觉得他会给我们带来麻烦 He felt like he bring trouble down on us
所以就走了 So he had to split
如果你有办法 我洗耳恭听 If you get a way to help,I'm all ears
好吧 All right,so
Kevin说有工作台在天使坠天那晚 Kevin said the table lit up like
像圣诞树一般亮了起来 对吧 A Chistmans tree when the angel's fell,right
-所以呢 -所以我发现 -So? -So it turns out
每个亮点都代表一群天使坠落的地方 Each light was where a cluster of angels fell
所以我就想 也许有办法能 So I'm thinking,maybe there's some way to hotwire this
能追查到天使行踪 Maybe can track angels
这样就能帮Cass了 That way we can help Cass to clear danger
这是你想出来的 This was...your idea
你看到这里有其他人吗 Do you see anybody else in here
怎么做 So how would it work
还没想好 I have no idea
开始我觉得那堆工作台都是电脑 See at the first I thought this table was a computer
后面发现不是 这只是一部分 But it's not.It turns out just a part of it
但是我在下面发现了这样 But I did find these cables underneath
然后我跟过去 And I followed them
你肯定不相信我发现了什么 You're never gonna believe what I've found
就是这里 Voila
-这是电脑吗 -是的 -This is a computer? -Yeah
是1951年时装上去的 It was in 1951 when it was installed
现在这部分 Now
才是诡异 Here's the crazy thing
它完全不用插电 It's not plugged in anything
我完全不知道它是如何工作的 I have no idea what's making these thing work
这里是热的 It's warm here
就是这了 Got it
看起来真简单 Well that looks simple
有说明书吗 Does it come with a manual
档案里没有记录 Nothing on the archieves
在网上也找不到 And obviously couldn't find anything like it online
而且 我十分确定 Not to mention I'm pretty sure
那时候学者基地没有 That the men of letters doesn't exactly have
计算机支持 IT support anymore,either
我们认识的人里 有人能帮忙吗 Think if you know someboday can help us
来看看吧 Come on
有什么想说的吗 So,what do you have to say for yourself
没有 我把她舌头割掉了 Nothing,I cut out her tongue
我把她束缚住了 但不会坚持很久 I've bound her,but it won't last
等等 你抓住了她 Wait,you captured her
一个人 All by your self
没错 尽管我是个女人 Yes,despite all my lady parts
但我还是自己抓住了西方坏女巫 I managed to capture the wicked witch
你父亲会很骄傲的 Your father would be very proud
-你知道他 -他总是在跟我讲废话 -Did you know -Waste my time with his word
你要是不像他那样的话 我会很高兴的 I'd appreciate it if you didn't do the same
现在说正事儿 我试过砍她的头 Now I have tried cutting off her head
放火烧她 用圣水浇她 Burning her,dousing her with holy water
她唯一的反应就是大笑 All she did was laugh
我知道的方法都杀不死她 Nothing I know of can kill her
所以 我找到你们 做最后一搏 So,I'm here as a last resort
我希望你们有方法 I was hoping you stiffs have
杀死从绿野仙踪里来的生物 A way to kill someone from Oz
我们当然有方法 Of course we do
我是说 我们必须有 We have to
这里是最后的灯塔 This place is the last true beacon of light
别废话了 赶紧去啃你们那堆破书吧 All right,just open your damn book already
好吧 Jenkins Alright,Jenkins
咱们开工了 Let's go to work
就是这儿了 Here it is
嘿 Hey
谢谢你能过来 Thanks for coming
小事一桩 Not a problem
尤其是正赶上我刚被炒鱿鱼的时候 Especially since I got fired last week
怎么回事儿 What?What happened
我工作的那家公司 Turns out the company I work for
在向外承包童工 Was outsourcing to child labour
所以 So
我就把这件事情抖了出去 I took a big wikileak all over that
后果可想而知 And yeah
不过这样也挺好 It's cool,though
让我有时间发展个人爱好 Give me more time for my hobby
比如 Like
真人游戏RPG 编编花边儿 Larping,macrame
还有猎魔什么的 And hunting
你什么 Excuse me
只是几个小案子 Okay,it's just a couple of little cases
我干掉了一只小吸血鬼和一只鬼魂 I took down a teenage vampire and a ghost
听起来可能有点儿像少年文学小说 Which sounds like a Y.A. novel if you say it out loud
Charlie Charlie
你完成的顺利吗 How did it go
这个嘛 It was
有点儿困难 It was intense
我以前一直觉得 I kind of wish
猎魔应该是 Hunting was more
更奇幻一点儿的 Magical,you know
当我没说 Never mind
那么 你们那台克门多尔64在哪儿 So,where is this Commodore 64 of yours
伟大的Ada Lovelace啊 Sweet Ada Lovelace
这东西应该放进博物馆里 This thing belongs in a museum
它居然有一个解码软件 I mean,it's got encryption software
而且看上去它的能源来自某种奇妙的魔法 It seems to be powered by something magical
直接说结果 Skip to the end
这是一种报警机制 It's kind of an alarm system
全球毁灭性灾难 是很瘆人 Global badness?It freaks
但是这台电脑会锁住这个地方 This computer is what locked this place down
我们能用它追踪天使吗 Can we use it to track angels
好吧 All right
我会尽我所能 Let me see what I can do
好了 All right
虽然花费了点儿时间 但是现在都搞定了 It took some doing but now we can download
这台怪兽保存着学者们所有的资料 This beast has all the Men of Letters files
是时候挪挪咱们的鼠标了 Time for a little drag-and-drop
这是个好的开始 Well,it's a start
谢谢了 Thank you
你太厉害了 That's great
所以你一直在猎魔 So you've been hunting
一个人 Alone
我知道 I know
一个人猎魔违反了邪恶力量小说里的猎人守则 Not a good idea according to the Supernatural books
你真的不能帮我们把那些书从网上删掉吗 You really can't delete those from the Internet
没有人能做到完全删除 Not even I can do that
别这么小气嘛 But come on
你究竟是在什么地方找到这些书的 Where do you even find them
一个秘密基地 我管它叫亚马逊购物商城 The top secret place I call Amazon
有人把未出版部分也发到网上了 And someone uploaded all the unpublished works
开始我还以为是同人小说 I thought it was fanfic at first
后来发现真的是Edlund的原著 But it was clearly Edlund's work
到底是谁上传的 Who uploaded it
不知道 I don't know
那人的网名 Their screen name was
是Beckywinchester176 Beckywinchester176
想起什么人吗 Ring a bell
没有 完全没有 None,nobody's
一点儿想法都没有 No,there're no bells
没有 No
这些文件都加密了 These files are encrypted
要全解开得花点儿时间 This is gonna take a while
那么接下来 叫点儿外卖 So,takeout
一起熬个夜 互相编个辫子 Sleepover,braid each other's hair
我有个主意 Got an idea
那个小国王Joffery真不是个东西 Wow that Joffery's a dick
你完全想不到 You've no idea
直到他 Wait,until he
别剧透 Spoilers
书我还没看完呢 I haven't read all the books yet
你放着电视不看 去看书吗 You're gonna read the books
没错 Dean 我就是喜欢看书 Yes,Dean,I like to read books
就是没有图片的一堆字儿 懂吗 You know the ones without pictures
天 这床跟板儿砖一样硬 Man,this bed is as comfortable as a brick
打算什么时候搬进来住吗 Any plans on moving in anytime soon
我已经搬进来了 这就是我的风格 I am moved in,this is just my style
是啊 他的风格 Yeah,this is his style
我真抱歉 我还没挂起那张 Well,I'm sorry,I haven't hung up the
坚持住啊 喵仔 主题的海报 Dean "Hang in there,kitty"poster yet,Dean
你随便挂什么都行 Feel free to redecorate
怎么 咱家配不上你的 So,what,our home's not good enough
喵仔海报吗 For the "Hang in there,kitty"poster
这儿不是咱们的家 This isn't our home
这儿只是咱们工作的地方 This is where we work
有什么不一样吗 What's the difference
呃 Okay
好吧 All right,well
我去多拿点儿啤酒过来怎么样 I'm gonna go get us some more beers.How about that
那么 Charlie So Charlie
能跟我讲讲你为什么觉得猎魔不神奇了吗 What was al that about how hunting isn't magical
帮助别人 杀魔除怪 家族事业 Saving people,hunting things,family business
我表示理解 I'm down
但是 But
我是读着Tolkienn奇幻小说长大的 I was raised on Tolkien,man 注 Tolkienn 魔戒系列的作者
小说里写的那些都去哪儿了 I mean,where is all this
我的异鬼都去哪儿了 Where are my White Walkers
还有我的火山和魔戒 And my volcano and magic ring to throw in the damn thing
我的 Where
我的冒险去哪儿了 Where is my quest
魔法 冒险 Magic,quests
都很艰难 Suck
相信我 Trust me
他们都是 They're all
死路一条 Dead ends
什么办法都没有 Nothing but dead ends
应该有方法能杀掉这东西啊 There's got to be some way to kill this thing
Jenkins 不 Jenkins,no
这儿有一样属于我的东西 There's something here that belongs to me
把它交还给我 Take me to it
她到底在说什么 What the hell's it talking about
我不知道 I have no idea
你有实验室吗 Do you have a lab
二楼 28号房 Second floor,room 28
等等 Wait
Jenkins Jenkins Jenkins!Jenkins
我知道你还在 I know you are in there
Jenkins早没了 Jenkins is gone
Jenkins Jenkins
你说的对 You're right
没有比冒险更糟的了 There's nothing worse than adventure
Dorothy Dorothy
Dorothy你在哪儿 Dorothy
下载应该都好了 Dowload should be done by now
怎么回事 What the hell
Sam 帮我一下 Sam,give me a hand
我的个天 Holy crap
这所学者基地研究的第一个案子 The first case investigated in this bunker
就跟Dorothy有关 Involved Dorothy
她带着女巫来到这间屋子 She and the witch came into this room
但却再也没有出来 And they never came out
这事儿我永远也忘不掉了 This would never stop blowing my mind
别激动 托托 Okay,pace yourself,Toto 注 托托是绿野仙踪里多萝西的宠物狗
这怎么会是真的 那是童话故事的一部分 How is this real,it's part of the fairy world
-你们必须找到她 -不 在采取任何行动之前 -You have to find her -No we have to talk
我们需要谈谈 Before anyone does anything,okay
Dorothy Dorothy
谈谈 Talk
典型的学者口吻 Typical Men of Letters
假模事事的围过来 Standing around
文绉绉的谈上半天 Having a nice little chat with your noses
一边把脸埋进你们的书里 Buried in your books
一边让你们的小秘书记笔记 While your little secretary takes notes
我们是猎人 We're hunters
你管谁叫小秘书呢 And who you're calling a secretary
你不是秘书吗 So you're not the sacretary
难道你是女学者 You're a Women of Letters
我到底被封印了多久 How long have I been out
所以咱们需要谈谈 That's why we need to talk
你已经被封印了75年之久了 Look,you've been gone for over 75 years
根据这些资料来看 According to our files
你来这儿是为了杀死西方坏女巫 You came here to kill the wicked witch
但随后就失踪了 And then disappeared
到底发生了什么 What happened
我们无法杀死她 We couldn't find a way to kill her
所以我就做了我能做的 So I did the only thing that I could
咱俩得耗上一辈子了 贱人 It's you and me forever,bitch
Dorothy Dorothy
一个束缚咒 A binding spell
但是有代价 That came at a price
我和她灵魂束缚在一起 Her soul with mine
所以这些年来 你都和那个女巫困在一起 So you've been frozen with a witch for all this time
是的 Yes
听着 Look
女巫是杀不死的 The witch cannot be killed
如果我逃脱了咒语 那她也一样 If I'm away and so is she
你好呀 亲爱的 Hello,lovely
真抱歉 Sorry
这条线被下了防魔咒语 This little box is worded against everything
西方坏女巫也不例外 Even wicked witches
我可是您的大粉丝 Big fan
特别喜欢您的创意 Love your work
怎么了 亲爱的 What's the matter,darling
胆小的狮子把你的舌头咬掉了吗 Cowardly Lion got your tongue
好吧 Right
谈心谈够了 Enough chitchat
你来这儿肯定是有原因的 You must be here for a reason
写下来 Write it down
我就能帮你了 So daddy can help
等等 如果她在这儿 Wait if she's here
她为什么不杀了你 Why didn't she kill you
她杀不了我 She can't
她被北方好女巫的吻保护了 She's protected by the Witch of the North's kiss
书里写的 It's from the books
忘了那些破书吧 Forget the books
完全不值一提 They're not important
我被保护了 I'm protected
但你们没有 You aren't
女巫到这儿来 Now the witch came here
她在找什么东西 我完全没有头绪 Looking for something I have no idea what it is
所以咱们必须在她得逞之前找到她 So we have to find her before she finds it
好吧 All right.All right
Charlie你去那些资料里找找看 Charlie dig into the files see if you could find anything
有没有什么方法能杀死女巫 That puts a dent in a witch
Sam和我去四处查看一下 来吧 Sam and I will look and see,come on
我也能帮忙 I'm helping
我不怀疑这一点 I don't doubt it
但是现在 你还是留下歇一歇 But for right now,why don't you rest up
顺便帮帮屋子里最聪明的那个人吧 And help the smartest person in the room
那么 So
我可是大粉丝 Big fan
-大魔法师奥兹人怎么样 -是个大混蛋 -How's the Wizard of Oz -It's a total ass
你在书里要温和多了 You were much nicer in the book
那些书就是个悲哀老头的胡言乱语 Those books are the ravings of a sad old man
我父亲的胡言乱语 My father
等等 Wait
你爸爸是L Frank Baum吗 书的作者 Your dad was L.Frank Baum,the writer
同时还是个学者 A Men of Letters
又是另一个光荣的图书馆管理员 你说呢 Another glorified libarian,you ask me
喂 Hey
这些家伙可能有些性别歧视 These guysmay have been sexist
但是他们都非常聪明 But like all libarians,they're wicked smart,too
你第一次来的时候看见的那个男人 Haggerty The dude who was here when you came in,Haggerty
他一直留着你的资料 He kept your case filed opened
直到退休之前 都在研究那个案子 Worked it everyday until he retired
显然 他没能找到你 Obviously he'd never found you
但如果你花点时间读一读这些资料 But if you took five seconds to read
就会发现他找到了打败西方坏女巫的办法 He did find a way to fight the wicked witch
你还记得第一部里面的罂粟花田吗 Do you remember the Poppy fields in the first book
事实跟书里写的大相径庭 That's actually not how it happened
更血腥一点 It was much bloodier
请别再毁我童年了好吗 Stop ruining my childhood
你还记得那些罂粟吗 Do you remember the poppies
很好 Good
Haggerty和一个仙子做了交易 Haggerty made a deal with a fairy
得到了一些罂粟花提取物 And got some poppy extract
我要用几把枪做点儿小改动 I'm gonna get some bullet from the gun range
做一些罂粟子弹 And make some poppy bullets
那么 So
你要不要一起来 Are you coming or what
来的可不是稻草人和铁皮人吗 If it isn't the Scarecrow and the Tin Man
你们那位新来的客人 Your new house guest
真是被误解了 So misunderstood
你们看见她干坏事了吗 Neither of you saw wicked
她对你说了什么 What did she say to you
比如 Something along the lines of
我要去拿点圣油和打火机 All right,I'm gonna get some holy oil and a lighter
老混蛋 Dick bag
我知道她在找什么 I know what she's looking for
她在找什么 What does she want
我很乐意告诉你们 I'd be happy to tell you
不过我更愿意活动活动我的腿 As soon as I get to stretch my legs
很好 All right
那个女巫到底想要什么 What does the witch want
再等等 Give me a mo
我还没遛跶够呢 I still need to air myself out
我觉得你已经活动够了 I think you've aired out enough
真粗鲁 Rude
钥匙 Key
什么钥匙 What key
我也不清楚 I haven't the foggiest
必须在她杀了我之前 Had to send her off a merry chase
把她支开 Before she could melt me
我告诉她 你们把钥匙藏在了厨房里 Told her you boys kept the keys in the kitchen
你们的确有间厨房 对吧 You do have a kitchen in this crap,don't you
混蛋 我才刚打扫过这儿 Damn it I just cleaned it here
真的吗 Really
所以女巫来过这儿 Looks like we got a witch here
抱歉 我们改装了你们的枪 Sorry we raided your gun range
做了一些罂粟子弹 Made us some poppy bullets
不足以杀死女巫 They won't kill the witch
但是够她好受的了 But they will stun the crap out of her
这才是我的好女孩儿 That's my girl
材料只够做四枚子弹 所以 There's only enough for four bullets,so
射得准点儿 Make each shot count
现在咱们只需要赶紧找到她 Now we'll just have to find her
在她找到她想要的东西之前 Before she finds whatever the hell she's looking for
她在找一把钥匙 She's looking for a key
你们怎么知道 How do you know
小鸟传的话 Little birdie told us
有没有想起什么线索 Ring any bells Dorothy
真不幸 Unfortunately
那是通往奥兹的钥匙 It's the key to Oz
有很多方法可以通往奥兹 There're magical ways into Oz
龙卷风 台风眼 或者大漩涡 Tornado,eye of a hurricane,whirlpool
但是这把钥匙能让所有大门 But this key will turn any locked door
统统大开 Into a portal to Oz
插入钥匙 转动 只需一眨眼的功夫 Insert key,twisted,and presto
你就能到达奥兹 You and Oz
学者是怎么拿到那把钥匙的 How did the Men of Letters get the key
我也不知道 I have no idea
但如果她找到了钥匙 But if she finds it
她肯定会回到奥兹 完成她的阴谋 She'll go back and finish what she started
她会毁了奥兹 She'll destroy all that is good in Oz
她有女巫军团 She's got armies of witches
会飞的猴子 Flying monkeys
会有很多人因此死去 Many will die
钥匙长什么样子 What is this key look like
我见过这把钥匙 I've seen that key
我在整理目录的时候看到的 Found it when I was doing inventory
它现在在哪儿 Where is it now
我的卧室里 My room
我们要马上去找到那把钥匙 We got to get to that key
Charlie和我去我的卧室 Alright,Charlie and I will go look into my room
你们俩给我们争取点儿时间 Why don't you guys buy us some time
Charlie Charlie
这儿最安全的地方 是一个地牢 Safest place in this joint,is a dungeon
你们居然还有地牢 You have a dungeon in this place
当然 你们当然有 Of course you do
所以你也许应该 So maybe you should
我才不要藏起来 I'm not hiding
尤其是藏在地牢里 Especially in a dungeon
西方坏女巫 神秘的钥匙 一个大冒险 Wicked witch,a key,a quest
我一定不能错过 I'll do this
Charlie Char-Charlie
真不敢相信我在这儿待了75年 I can't believe I've lived here for 75 years
你们管这地方叫家有多长时间了 How long have you called this place home
我哥把这儿当家 My brother calls it home
但是我 家对我来说可不是什么好主意 Me,I...don't have that much luck with homes
跟我一样 Me neither
家总是没有想象中那么好 Overrated,if you asked me
那条金砖小路给了我逃离家的机会 Yellow bricks or not gives me the open road any day
Sam Sam
她从那里面能去任何地方 She can get any where from there
分头行动 更快 Slip up,cover more ground
你居然把色情小说整理得那么整齐 You keep your porn meticulously organized,but not
别评论我 Don't judge me
找到了 Yahtzee
Dean Dean
Charlie Charlie
不 No
Dean Dean
Zeke Zeke
你得帮帮她 You got to help her
她已经去了 She's gone
不 但你可以救她 No,you can bring her back
就像你救Cass那样 Like what you did with Cass
我不能经常这么做 I can't keep doing that
为什么不行 Why the hell not
我的力量还没有恢复到一半 Dean I'm barely back to half strength,Dean
每次我使用能力 Every time I use my power
都会使我更虚弱 It weakens me
这就意味着我需要在你弟弟身体里 Which means I have to stay in your brother
待更久的时间 Longer than you want
这是你我都不愿看到的 Longer than we both want
那个女巫 The witch
那个在基地里的女巫力量非常强大 Running around your bunker is very powerful
我可以帮你们杀死女巫 I can help with the witch
或者救你的朋友 Or save your friend
救她 Save her
如你所愿 As you wish
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas
Charlie Charlie
我认识你 I know you
我不是告诉你要藏在地牢里 I told you to stay in the dungeon
我猜你对所有姑娘都这么说 Bet you say that to all the girls
Dean Dean
Sammy Sammy
刚才发生了什么 What the hell just happened
女巫 The witch
女巫出现了 要对我施咒 The witch was about to put a whammy on me
但是Charlie跳起来保护了我 And Charlie jumped in front
她就中招了 然后女巫把你也放倒了 She got zapped,then the witch got the drop on you
那我们怎么没死 Then why aren't we dead
问的好 That's a good question
我 I
我用罂粟子弹吓跑了她 I clipped her with a with a poppy bullet
但她拿走了钥匙 She got the key
我觉得她已经走了 I think she's gone
不 她受伤了 No,she's wounded
我们还有时间 We should still have some time
她可能还藏在排气管道里 She could still be in the air vents
不不不 她说的对 No,no,no,she's right
我们必须 We,we have to
你们先走 Just go
我们随后就到 We'll catch up
我的枪在那儿 My gun's over there
就剩一颗子弹了 There's one bullet in it
咱们现在能做好朋友了吗 Can we be best friends now
Zeke是谁 Who's Zeke
什么 What
我跑进你房间的时候 When I came into your room
在我被放倒之前 Before I got zapped
我好像听见你叫了Zeke I thought you said the name Zeke
那是谁 Who's that
你现在是不是还没清醒过来呢 伙计 I think you're still a little punchy,man
先走着再说 Just keep moving
我做了一个奇怪的梦 I had the weirdest dream when I was out
正好是圣诞节 我的父母还都活着 It was Christmas,and my parents were still alive and
梦 Dream
Charlie 你死了 Charlie,you dies
但是 别担心 Don't worry about it,though
没有经历过死亡 You're not a real hunter
就不能算是个好猎人 Until you've died and come back again
等等 Slow down
你为什么说我死了 Why would you think I die
天堂 Heaven
那里有你梦想的生活 It's your dream life
而且如果你被西方坏女巫的魔咒击中 And if you were zapped by the wicked witch
几乎是即刻死亡 Instant death
我知道 因为她也杀死过我 I would know.She killed me,too
好吧 Okay
咱们往前倒一倒 Let's rewind here a bit
你什么时候死的 When did you die
在奥兹的时候 In Oz
我父亲对学者的工作嫉妒痴迷 My father was obsessed with his work as a Man of Letters
随后我诞生了 And then I was born
但这并不能改变什么 And nothing changed
他对自己的工作闭口不谈 He would keep his work a secret
但我是个好奇心很重的孩子 But I was such a curious kid
总能卷进各种各样的麻烦 I was always looking for trouble
寻找着一个又一个冒险 Looking for the next big adventure
我知道这种感觉 I know the feeling
我悄悄尾随他去了翡翠城 I stowed away on one of his cases
结果在那儿受了伤 Wound up in the emerald city
偶然的被落在了那儿 Accidentally got left behind
当时我真被吓坏了 It was terrifying
发生了什么 Well,what happened
我遇到了三个自由的斗士 I met up with these three freedom fighters
他们认为我就是那个命中注定 And they thought I was this child of destiny
杀死西方坏女巫的孩子 Chosen to kill the wicked witch
所以他们保护了我 然后 They protected me,and then
女巫把他们变成了 The witch turned them into
稻草人 铁皮人和一只狮子 A scarecrow,a tin man and a lion
然后她就开始猎杀我 And then she hunted me down
她杀了我 And killed me
但书里可没有把这一段也写上 Yeah,that never made it to the books
有时候 现实生活比小说里更加不堪 Sometimes real life is darker than fiction
你为什么不搬进来住 Why haven't you moved in
现在真是谈这个的好时机吗 Dean Is now really the time for this,Dean
就是问问 Well,just asking
我不像你一样有跟爸妈在一起的美好记忆 好吗 Look,I never had what you had with mom and dad,okay
你在说什么 What are you talking about
我没有对家的回忆 I don't have any memories of home
而且每次我试图组建一个家庭的时候 And whenever I've tried to make a home of my own
坏事儿就会发生 It really hasn't ended well
是啊 但是住了一辈子破房子 Yeah,but a lifetime of abandoned buildings
和恶心的汽车旅店 And crappy motel rooms,I mean
这儿就是咱们能有的最像家的地方了 This is about as close to home as we're gonna get
而且这儿是咱们的 And it's ours
那些书又是怎么回事儿 And what about the books
那只是被篡改了的历史 Revisionist history
那是我父亲想要记录我的经历的 That's my father's way of trying to undo
一种方式 What had happened to me
但是我知道真相 But I knew the truth
当女巫来到我的世界时 When the witch came to our world
我成为了一个猎人 I became a hunter
但我父亲却写了那些愚蠢的书 And my father wrote those silly books
你还不明白吗 Don't you get it
那些书并不愚蠢 The books aren't silly
他们是你父亲留给你的线索 They're guidebooks filled with clues he left for you
学者Haggerty仔细研读了每一本 Haggerty pored through each one
他的研究让他找到了罂粟的秘密 And his research led him to uncover the poppies
所以或许书里还有什么 So maybe there's something else
是我们可以用到的 From the books we can use
希望可以找到结束女巫的方法 Preferably something with a pointy end
你确实是个天才 You are a genius
来吧 咱们去车库 Come on,we've got to get to the garage
这儿还有个车库 There's a garage in this place
天呐 男孩子们 Oh,boy
这边一切正常 Clear
我什么也没看到 I got nothing
你怎么想 What do you think
她走了吗 Is she gone
Sam Sam
找到女孩们 Find the girls
把她们全杀了 And kill them all
太好了 我知道那些童子军会帮我留着它的 Yes,I know the boys scouts were gonna keep it for me
那是 Is that
是的 他没能挺过来 Yeah,he didn't make it
一定要在这儿啊 Please be here
太好了 Yes
真是难以置信 I don't believe it
你真的穿着这个走过那条金砖小路吗 Did you really walk down a brick road in these
不其实我从来没穿过它们 No,I never actually wore them
穿一个死人的鞋感觉可不怎么好 Seemed kind of tacky wearing a dead woman's shoes
而且 我穿高跟鞋不好看 你懂的 Plus,I'm no good in heels,you know
咱们大概不能直接用祈祷的方式赶走她对吧 I don't suppose we could just wish her away
抱歉 另一件书里说错的事 Sorry,another thing that the book got wrong
但是 就像罂粟花一样 But,like the poppies
它们具有奥兹的魔力 These are magic from Oz
强大的魔力 Sharp magic
用鞋子杀死女巫吗 Death by shoe
你们在这儿 There you are
那是你们的蝙蝠侠嗓音吗 Is that your Batman voice
那肯定不是你们的蝙蝠侠嗓音 That's definitely not your Batman voice
是她 It's her
她把他们都附身了 She possessed the both of them
我想你了 小美人 I miss you,my pretty
第二次杀你 Killing you a second time
会像第一次一样甜蜜 Will be just as sweet as the first
你们两个 我知道你们还在 Guys,I know you are in there
Dean 你不能让女巫得逞 Dean,you can't let the witch do this
如果她把那个门打开了 If she opens the door
她会毁掉我们 she's going to destroy us
我根本没想着要逃去奥兹 I have no intention of escaping to Oz
我要把我的军队带到这里 I'm going to bring my armies here
别担心 你会在死后与Dorothy相见的 Don't worry,you'll join the Dorothy after you die
真抱歉 这可能会很痛 Dean Sorry about the nerves Dean
快走 我会给你争取点时间 Go,I'll buy you some time
好吧 让我看看你们的嫩脖子有多结实 All right,let's see what you pencil necks are made of
好吧 我们用古老的方法来 All right,let's do this the old fashion way
我的身体伤害不了你 Dorothy My body cannot hurt you,Dorothy
但是他们的可以 But theirs can
现在 上鞋跟 Now heel
刚才发生了什么 What the hell just happened
Charlie Charlie
叮咚 小贱人们 Ding dong,Bitches
真的要这样吗 在我做完一切之后 Really,after what I did with Ms.defying gravity
混蛋 Bollocks
我的黑美人在这儿看起来不错嘛 Baby looks good in here
确实 Not bad
Dean Dean
Dorothy 我在档案馆找到了点东西 Dorothy,I found something in the archives
我确定这属于你 I'm sure it belongs to you
你不知道那有多奇怪 You have no idea how odd it is
有一系列的书在写你 Having a series of books writing about you
其实 我知道 Actually,I do know
那的确很奇怪 And it is definitely weird
你知道吗 You know what
说到底 In the end of the day
这是我们的故事 It's our story
所以我们书写 So we get to write it
那么 谢谢你们的闺蜜之夜 So,thanks for the slumber party
还有 让我死而复生 And bringing me back from the dead
我没有 I didn't
别跟流氓耍流氓 Don't BS a BS-er
我现在是僵尸吗 Am I a zombie now
我需要吃大脑吗 Do I need to eat brains
不 不 你是你 No,no,you are you
你会没事的 You are gonna be fine
好吗 就 All right,just
这事儿替我保密 好吗 Just keep this between us,okay
好吧 Alright
只是因为你把我救活了 But only base on you bringing me back from dead
那是你待会一定要跟我解释的 Which you are going to explain to me later
好吧 Alright
对一群图书管理员来说 你们还不错 Not bad for a bunch of librarian
介意帮我照看一下我的车吗 Mind keep an eye on my bike for me
好的 好的 只要你不介意 Yeah,Yeah,as long as you don't mind me
我时不时开着它出去遛遛 Taking it for a spin once in a while
成交 Deal
谢谢你们 为所有的事情 Thank you,for everything
现在 请原谅我 Now if you excuse me
我还有个叛乱要去处理 I have a rebellion to finish
你要跟我一起来吗 So,you are coming or what
什么 和你 去奥兹 What,with you to Oz
是啊 你说你在寻找冒险 Yeah,you said you are looking for adventure
这就是了 不是吗 Well,here it is,right
来帮我找到那该死的狗 Come Help me to find the damn dog
你不知道奥兹里有什么 You have no idea what's in the Oz
我是说那里有会飞的猴子 女巫军团 I mean there are flying monkeys,armies of witches
各种危险 All kinds of danger
你保证 Promise
如果你们需要什么 If you need anything
就敲鞋跟三下 好吗 Just tap your heels together three times,okay
我吗 Me
你们两个疯娃子呢 What about you crazy kids
你们没有我会好好的吧 You are gonna be all right without me
你们自己保重 男孩们 Take care of yourself ,boys
你觉得她会回来吗 Think she'll be back
当然 哪也没有家里好 Of course,there's no place like home