如果又有什么事情发生了 Something broke here
我没说都会没事 I'm not saying it's not
我们对事情的看法不再一样了 We don't see things the same way anymore
我们看待事物的角度也不一样了 Our roles in this whole thing
我没办法再相信你了 I can't trust you
可我们是一家人 We are family
你说得好像这句话就是万灵药一样 You say that like it's some sort of cure-all
好像这样就能改变事实 Like it can change the fact
我们之间所有的事情 That everything
之所以会如此 That have ever gone wrong between us
都是因为我们是一家人 Has been because we're family
十五 Fifteen
十四 Fourteen
十三 Thirteen
十二 Twelve
十一 Eleven
十 Ten
九 Nine
八 Eight
七 Seven
-六 -不能那么小口 -Six -No chipmunking allowed
五 Five
-四三二 -咽下去 不然你就失去资格了 -Four,three,two -Swallow!Or you're disqualified
一 One
看来我们分出胜负了 Looks like we got a winner
他作弊了 He cheated
你个瘦猴 滚开 我可是赢得正大光明 Hey,back off,Skeletor.I won fair and square
说得真像这么回事 Like hell you did,Jabba
我看见你把一个热狗塞进裤子了 I saw you slip a hotdog in your pocket
兄弟 我不想这么说 I hate to break it to you,pal
但是我裤子里的可不是热狗 But that's not hot dog
噢噢 Oh
嘿 Hey
你昨晚睡觉了吗 You go to bed last night
什么 What
没有 Eh...no
在放Rudy No,"Rudy" was on
放不可原谅的时候 我已经睡不着了 "Unforgiven",and then I was too jacked to sleep
所以 还是起来做研究了 So,research
因为Gadreel Gadreel
Metatron 该隐之印 还有 Yeah,Metatron,Mark of Cain and
该死的蟋蟀 Crickets
不过找到了个案子 I did find a case,though
是吗 Oh yeah
没错 Yeah
是场离奇的死亡 Was a strange death in
在明尼苏达 斯蒂尔沃特 Stillwater Minnesota
一名参赛选手在吃热狗比赛之后死亡了 A competitive eater died after a hot dog eating contest
怎么 因为热狗吗 So,what?Death by tube steak
只可能是这样 If only
他在自己车里遭到袭击 He got attack in his car
不过 听听这个 But,get this
他的体重从三百磅缩减到了九十磅 He shrunk from three hundred pounds to ninety pounds
女巫的巫术 Witchcraft
还是因为强力泻药 Or a heavy-duty laxative
来吗 You game
当然 Yeah
很好 Good
我去冲个澡 Looks like it's a whore's bath for me
五分钟就好 I will be ready in five
你确定你没事吗 Dean You sure you're okay,Dean
我为什么会有事 Why wouldn't I be
我不知道 I don't know,you
不是因为我那天说的话 是吧 This isn't about what I said the other day,is it
关于我们不应该再做兄弟的话 About we are not suppose to be brothers
别自作多情了 No,don't flatter yourself
我没那么脆弱 I don't break that easy
很好 因为我只是说了实话 Good,cause I was just being honest
是啊 我听得清清楚楚 Oh yeah.I got that loud and clear
多谢你们的耐心等等 探员们 Thanks for your paitients,agents
Coroner的报告终于来了 Coroner's report finally came in
好的 谢谢 All right,thank you
看看 Let's see
受害者在死亡之前 Did Wayne McNut really weight three hundred pounds
真的重达三百磅吗 Just moments before the time of death
准确的说是三百十六磅 Three hundred sixteen to be exact
官方的死亡原因是 And the official cause of death
心搏停止 Cardiac arrest
不过也只在你我之间说说 But between you and me
这还只是个猜测 That's just a guess
受害者有大量器官遭到损坏 The vic suffered massive organ damage
给你 Jenny Here you go,Jenny
脾破裂 Ruptured spleen
肝脏穿孔 Pierced liver
肺部被拍碎 Collapsed lung
就好像所有东西从他身体里被吸出来了 Looks like everthing just sucked right out of him
就好像他被吸尘器给吸干了 Like he'd been hoovered
是啊 Yeah,you know
我必须诚实的说 伙计们 I gotta be honest,fellas
我们简直惊呆了 We are stumped
这种事情不会发生在斯蒂尔沃特 This type of thing just doesn't happened in Stillwater
他平时有仇人吗 Did Wayne have any enemies
只是不大友好的竞争对手 More like an unfriendly rivalry
一个叫瘦子Jim Morgan的人 A guy named "Slim Jim" Morgan
像Wayne一样 他因为参加 Like Wayne,he was pretty well-known
大胃王比赛而出名 In the competitive eating circuit
在这里那算是件大事吗 Is that a big thing out here
是的 没错 Oh,yeah,you betcha
市民把这些比赛看得很重要 Folks take it real seriously
会花上几个月去训练 吃些乱七八糟的东西 Train for months,eat all sorts of wackadoo stuff
比如烤豆 鸡翅 黄油 You know,like,bake beans,buff wings,butter
黄油 Butter
没错 有时候还是油炸的 Yeah,sometimes deep fried
光是今年 This year alone
Wayne赢得了黄油超级碗 Wayne won the Butter Bow
鸡翅比赛 还有吃鲜虾大赛 The Wing Ding and Shrimptasia
但是重点是 Anywoo,point being
Wayne McNut是整个地区唯一一个 Wayne McNut was the only one
瘦子Jim打败不了的人 Slim Jim couldn't beat in the whole region
所以他就是嫌疑犯了 So is he the suspect
我们去调查过他 We checked him out
但是Wince死亡的时候 But Slim Jim was in the Hot Doggery
Slim Jim正在热狗大赛里 The time of Wayne's death
有15个目击证人可以证明 We got fifteen witnesses to prove it
真的吗 Really
是的 Yeah
只是在训练 Training
每次我准备比赛前 我都会吃生菜 When I gear up a competition,I eat lettuce
这能锻炼我的肠胃 It strenches the stomach
有理由远离沙拉了 It's a reason to stay away from salad
你了解Wayne McNut多少 How well did you know Wayne McNut
我只知道他是个卑鄙的作弊者 What I have to know is he is a weasel and a cheat
我不想这么说 不过这就是因果报应 I hate to say it,but karma's a bitch
这东西有点意思 This is interesting
Mala的幸运符 Mala's good-luck charms
那么Mala是谁 And Mala is
我的妻子 My old lady
你妻子很迷信吗 Is your lady superstitious
是的 她是Romanichal Yeah,she is Romanichal
Romanichal Romanichal
就是吉普赛人 Gypsy
我不这样称呼她 But don't call her that
她说这很掉价 She says it's reductive
但是我觉得这是种赞美 But I think it's a compliment
我是说电视节目上的吉普赛人很多啊 I mean Gypsies are all the range on TV
比如 我的盛大吉普赛婚礼 吉普赛姐妹 My big fat Gypsy wedding,Gypsy sisters
跟上卡戴珊的时尚脚步 Keeping up with Kardashians
你介意我用一下你的卫生间吗 You mind if I use your bathroom
不介意 去吧 Yeah,go ahead
但是用楼上后面那个 But use the one up the stairs at the back
我妻子在主卫里面洗澡 Mala's taking a shower in ours
你真的以一个热狗之差输掉了比赛吗 Did you really lose the "Wiener Winner" by one dog
是的 Yeah
我们说到哪了 六英尺长 And what are we talking?Six inches?Foot-long
探员先生 我现在难道是嫌疑人吗 Agent,am I a suspect here or what
除非你们手里有搜查证 Cause...unless you got a warrant
-可以了吗 -没问题了 -Ready to go? -Yea
Morgan先生 我们感谢您的配合 Mr.Morgan,we thank you for your time
如果你想起什么其他情况 If you remember anything else
这是我们的电话 This is our number
我们会待在这里 And where we're staying locally
我们这里有了Wayne McNut的头发 So we got what appear to be Wayne McNut's hair
和一袋子诡异的东西 And a bag full of weird
在Romanichal文化里 And in the Romanichal culture
这个袋子被称作浦西巫术袋 The pouch is called Putsi Bag
是用来下诅咒的 It's used for hexes
所以Mala在丈夫的比赛上下了诅咒吗 So what?Mala's putting hexes on hubby's competition
我们要对付的是什么 I mean,what do we got ourselves
瘦针什么的吗 A "thinner" sitch here
瘦子Jim可能都不知道 Slim Jim might not even know
你好 Hi
我知道你们拿了我的东西 I believe you have something of mine
杀了Wayne么可能 我爱他 Kill Wayne?I loved him
所以 你们 So,you were
是的我们一直在偷情 Yes,okay,we are having an affair
事实上 好几年了 For years,actually
我不想失礼 I don't mean to be rude
但是 你怎么会喜欢他那种类型 But...how is it Wayne McNut is your type
我是说 你结婚的那个男人如此瘦弱年轻 I mean,you're married to a man who is barely a buck,wet
怎么说呢 有时候赠与的感觉很好 What can I say,sometimes it's nice to feel a little give
噢我明白啦 Oh,I get that
就像加一点调料 A little cushion for the
帮我解释一下 Help me understand something
如果你爱他 为什么你还要诅咒他 If you love Wayne,why did you put a curse on him
那不是诅咒 It wasn't a curse
浦西巫术袋也可以用来保佑别人的 Putsi Bags are also used for blessings
我希望他能赢 I wanted Wayne to win
原来计划是拿到财产就赶紧离婚 Plan was,take the prize money,get the quickie divorce
然后在奥兰多结婚 And then tie the knot in Orlando
Wayne以前叫我茉莉公主 Wayne used to call me princess Jasmine
我居然又胖了 I gained weight
这怎么可能 How is that even possible
谁在那儿 Hello
有人吗 Anyone there
重称一次 Let's try this again
受害人之前多重 Any idea what the vic weighed beforehand
165磅 165
其实是 180磅 So,180
众所周知 所有女人都在体重和年龄上撒谎 Known fact.All women lie about their weight and age
等等 我怎么记得你跟那个女服务生说你29岁 Wait,you told that waitress the other day you were 29
还需要什么吗 探员 Need anything else?Agents
Hanscum警长什么时候来 Yeah,is sheriff Hanscum around
抱歉 这周她去休假了 Sorry,she's out for the rest of the week
真是会挑时候啊是不是 Hell of a time to take a vacation right
好吧 Okay
眼下有两个 So we have two victims
看起来毫无关联的受害人 With seemingly nothing in common except
对甜食的极度热爱 The love for eclairs
看这个 Check this out
这是什么 胎记吗 What is that,a birthmark
不知怎么体重减轻了是吧 So the weight had to come off somehow,right
如果这是个吸痕呢 What if it's a suction mark
吸痕 Suction mark
换生灵 Okay,changeling
但它们不对孩子下手 Yeah but changelings don't take over kids
这两个受害者都没有孩子 Neither of the vics had any
我没不知道Wayne McNut有没有吸痕 We don't know if Wayne McNut had a suction mark
除非我们疏忽了 Unless we missed it
嗯 Yeah
我们应该分头行动 We should split up
一个去停尸房看看 One of us should hit the morgue
另一个留在这儿跟工作人员聊聊 The other should stat here and question the staff
我留下吧 I'll stay
不行 Ain't gonna happen
怎么了 Why
你和女的相处得奇怪 Because you are weird around girls
什么叫奇怪 What does that mean,weird
尴尬的那种奇怪 Sam那种奇怪 Awkward-weird.Sam-weired
抱歉兄弟 我说实话而已 Sorry man.I'm just being honest
昨晚是你值班关闭体育馆 So you were scheduled to close the gym last night
对 但我并没关门 Yeah,but I didn't exactly lock up
Carol还在健身而我马上有个约会 Carol was still working out and I had a date
但我不想因此而耽误了她 And I didn't want to shortchange her you know
她为了自己的婚礼不惜一切代价 I mean the poor girls had been working so hard
想要减肥成功 To lose weight for her wedding
所以我把钥匙交给她 I slipped her the key
让她走时锁门就好 And I told her to lock up on her way out
都是我的错 It's all my fault
嗨 Hey
在停尸房有什么发现吗 Got anything at the morgue
Wayne虽然已经瘦得不成人形了 Yeah.So Wayne was banged pretty bad
但是还能看出在他脖子后面 发际线以下的地方 But on the back of his neck just below his hairline
有一个吸吮痕迹 Suction mark
和Carol的一样 Identical to Carol's
这么说他们都被标记了 Okay so they both have marks
就像是在罗兹体育馆工作的那个性感教练 Just like the hot trainer at Rollz
她很瘦而且她还活着 She was skinny and alive
刚刚减下很多重量 And just recently lost a ton of weight
我一问那个印是怎么回事 When I asked about the mark
她就尴尬起来 不说话了 She clammed up,got all embarrassed
所以我查了一下 最后发现 So I did some checking and it turns out that
看样子她上个月去这个地方 She took a couple me days last month
休息了几天 and went here
大峡谷健身中心 Canyon Valley
对 Yeah
当你照镜子时 When you look in the mirror
你认得镜子里同样在注视你的胖子吗 Do you recognize the fat person staring back at you
你是否试过所有的减肥食谱和瘦身锻炼 Have you tried every fat diet every fitness trend out there
但效果却差强人意 But it turned out nothing seemed to work
在大峡谷健身中心 Here at Canyon Valley
我们保证不用手术即可减肥 We guarantee weight loss with no surgery
无须采用极端食谱 No extreme diet
无须采用高强度训练法 And no intensive workout regimen
一星期保证有效 Guaranteed results in one week
你可以达到减肥目标 You can reach your weight loss goals
我们就达到了 We did
你还在犹豫什么 拿起你手中的电话 But only if you reach for the phone
在大峡谷健身中心预定位置吧 And call Canyon Valley.Now
那个地方离这多远 How far away is that place
离这儿不远 A couple of hours
我们看了网上的广告片很受触动 We were really really moved by the online testimonials
非常给力 Oh yeah it was some powerful stuff
你们两个都是专业的健身教练吗 And you boys are both certified personal trainers
没错 我们是私人健身教练兄弟组合 Yeah.Personal training brothers
有点像Hans和Franz 只不过不是德国人 Kinda like Hans and Franz but less German
你的专长是 And you're certified in
让人出汗 Making people sweat
叱咤风云雷厉风行 这是我们的风格 Yeah.Kicking ass and taking names.It's how we do
简单解释一下 我哥的意思是 To clarify.What my brother is trying to say is
我们俩都热爱健身和帮助他人 We both have a passion for fitness and helping people
我们也是 其实我们就是因此相遇的 Us too.In fact,that's how we first met
我是Maritza在秘鲁的第一个客户 I was Maritza's first client back in Peru
当时我在留学 I was on a student visa
想家 压力大 企图以吃解闷 Homesick,stressed,eating my troubles away
他胖得像房子一样大 Oh he was a size of a casa
确实是这样 Oh it's true
我当时差点儿就得了心脏病 I was one empanada away from a heart attack
但是后来 我碰上了这位神赐般的人 But then this gorgeous godsend made me
于是才有了今天这个壮实健康的我 The lean,mean,fighting machine I am today
我扯远了 好消息是我们招人 But I digressed.The good news is we are hiring
坏消息是 The bad news is
我们只有一个健身教练的空位 there's only one training position available
去别的部门工作怎么样 How do you feel about working in another department
短裤不错 Nice shorts
发网不错 Nice hairnet
凭什么让我来当食堂阿姨 Yeah.Why do I get to be the lunch lady
你从什么时候起挨着吃的还抱怨了 Since when do you ever complain about being around food
这才不是吃的 Okay,this is not food
嘿 新来的 Hey,new guy
别和教练搭讪了 快回来干活 Quit flirting with the trainer and keep scoopin
没事 It's alright
我的瑜伽班还有五分钟就开始了 My,uh,Ashtanga yoga class starts in five minutes
你是怎么学会瑜伽的 How the hell do you know anything about yoga
跟瑜伽老师约过会的可不止你一个人 You're not the only one who’s ever dated someone bendy
嘿 你这儿有燕麦粥吗 Hey,you have any oatmeal
我倒想有 Yeah I wish
但是我们有豆腐做的 No but we have something that's tofu over there
这是什么玩意儿 what is that
大概是煎饼 也是豆腐的 It's a pancake,it's tofu
我知道听起来很胆小 但是我想问 I fell like a baby asking this but
这种疗法疼吗 Will the treatment hurt
一点也不 Not at all
拔罐的唯一缺点 The only drawback of cupping is
就是会留下一个吸痕 It leaves a suction mark
可能有点淤青 It can bruise a little
拔罐 Cupping
对 古代中国秘籍 明星都做这个 Yes,ancient Chinese secret.All the celebrities do it
可以排毒 促进新陈代谢 感觉很舒服 It draws out toxin,boosts metabolism.You will feel good
谁知道呢 Who knew
抱歉 Excuse me
这里太舒适了 It's just so relaxing in here
这是香料疗法 薰衣草效果很强烈 It's the aromatherapy,the lavender really packs a punch
天啊真暖和 Oh geez that's warm
懒惰鬼 Flojo
有你那点儿休息的功夫 你早把卫生做完了 You got time to lean,you got time to clean
我饿死了 I'm starving
我们吃什么 What do we get to eat
和顾客们一样 Same with the clients
他们想让我们吃兔粮吗 Do they expect us to eat this rabbit food
这不是兔粮是营养餐 It's not rabbit food it's superfood
我才不吃呢 I'm not eating that
在大峡谷健身中心 员工首先要以身作则 At Canyon Valley,we lead by examples
这就是咱们要以身做的则吗 This is leading-by example
这不是给我们的 蠢蛋 It's not for us stupido
是给客人的 It's for the clients
他们被允许把布丁加到减肥理疗日的食谱里 They're allowed to put pudding on their a spa day
就像是最后的狂欢一样 Like a,last hurrah for the real work starts
开始工作吧 Get to work
Frank 我们需要买进更多的笋 Hey,Frank,we need to order more asparagus
好的 Okay
谁想得到呢 What do you know
今天也是我的减肥理疗日 It's my spa day too
好的各位 慢慢提高 就像是倒趴在地上 Okay,good job guys,go to,uh,downward dog
保持这个姿势五分钟 Hold for five minutes
五分钟 Five minutes
以前才30秒 It used to be thirty seconds
没错 30秒 我就是这个意思 Yeah,right,thirty seconds,that's what I meant
好的 我下来检查一下 Okay,just come around
看看你们的姿势正不正确 Make sure everybody's form is okay
确保你们跟上了课程进度 然后你们 Make sure you keep your cores tight and you
做得很好 非常好 Good job,great
把你们的腰挺直 Just straight your back out
今天很不错 做得很好 Well done today,good job
做得好 各位 做得好 Good work,guys,good work
再见 Namaste,okay
做得好 再见 Good work,see you all soon
做得很好 Good job
课上的怎么样 How was class
很好 非常好 It's...uh great,yeah
Freli探员 Agent Freli
你在这做什么 What are you doing here
Freli探员 Agent Freli
我不知道 她现在精神状态不大好可能认错了 I don't know,she must be pretty out of it
抱歉 Excuse me,sorry
这个电话必须接 Got to get this
是我 祝你有美好的一天 Yeah,have a good day
Sammy Sammy
Dean 你怎么了 Dean,what's wrong with you
我需要帮忙 Need your help
你在哪儿 Dean Where are you,Dean
地瓜 Sweet potatoes
Dean Dean
Sammy Sammy
Dean 嘿 嘿 Dean,hey,hey
醒醒 Wake up
怎么那么久 What took you so long
到底发生了什么 What the hell happened
我被下药了 I was drugged
下药 你在说什么 Drugged,what
那个布丁 Pudding
本来是给客人准备的 It was supposed to be for the clients
但我无法抗拒它的味道 But I couldn't resist
咸味焦糖布丁 Salted caramel
没错 兄弟 全世界最好的味道 Yeah,man,best of both the worlds
又甜又咸 Salty and sweet
好吧 你在这儿待着 Right,you stay here
不 我和你一起 No,I'll go with you
你先吧 我等下会去找你的 Go ahead,man,I'll catch up
布丁是你做的吗 Hey,did you make the pudding
不一定 It depends
为什么 On what
看你喜不喜欢咯 Whether you like or not
这里面加了什么 What's in it
放轻松 Jack Lalanne Relax,Jack Lalanne
里面有淡奶油 脱脂奶 海盐 It's low cal,non fat milk,sea salt
不不不 不是材料 No,no,not the ingredients
是其他的东西 The something extra
冷静点儿 伙计 保健品好吧 Chill,man,supplements,okay
什么保健品 What kind of supplements
这个 Here,hey
促进新陈代谢 To boost metalbolism
经由Larry和Maritza推荐 Per Larry and Maritza
不是这些保健品的关系 是催眠药 It's not supplyments,the roofies
你怎么知道是催眠药 What,how do you know the roofies' like
怎么可能不知道 How do you not know
你觉得我会想要醒来时 You think I wanna end up in the
发现自己在酒店浴缸里 发现肾被割掉吗 Hotel bath tub with my kidney carved out
在车臣之类的鬼地方 In Chechnya
你上瑜伽课有没有发现什么 Did you find anything out in the yoga
有 掠夺者的身体烙印 Yeah,yeah,invasion of the body snatchers
课上的每个人身上 Every single person in the class
都有着诡异的吮吸痕迹 Has one of those freaky ass suction marks
这里到底发生什么了 What the hell is going on here
我不是故意要放你们鸽子的 You know,I didn't mean to bail on you,fellas
但是我等了六个月 But,I've been waiting for six months to
才进来大峡谷健身中心 Get into the Canyon Valley
这真是太值了 I'm gonna tell you,it's worth it
已经减了十磅了 Already lost ten pounds
一天之内吗 In,in one day
不要见怪 No offence
警长 你看起来状态很好 Sheriff,cause you look great
但是你就没有好奇 But aren't you at least a bit curious that
你一天怎么能减下来这么多 You dropped ten a day
告诉你们实话吧 Well to tell you the truth,agent
我才不在乎呢 I don't give a flying fudge
我丈夫Doug去年离开我 My husband Doug left me last year
因为他说 Cause he said
我喜欢曲奇奶昔胜过他 I loved cookie dough milkshake more than him
我很抱歉 Sorry to hear that
是的 Doug是个混蛋 Yeah,Doug's a dick
你应该得到更好的人 You deserve better
谢谢 Thanks
但他说的没错 But,he was right
那段是我的黑暗时期 That was a dark time for me
谁说吃掉你的痛苦 Whoever said you eat your pain
我才不是 我把痛苦一饮而尽 Not me,I guzzled it
不管了 Anyhoo
我猜我只想再次变美罢了 I guess I just wanted to feel pretty again
而大峡谷健身中心帮我完成了心愿 And Canyon Valley did that
唯一的问题是 Only question is
你们在这做什么 What are you doing here
我们在做卧底 We're undercover
猜到这一点了 Yeah,sort of get that
我们觉得这里和 We think there's a connection between
市里的谋杀有关 Canyon Valley and murders in town
有什么关联 What kind of connection
吮吸痕迹 Suction marks
你们说的是这个吗 You mean like this
没错 那是怎么来的 Yeah,where's that come from
这是我的治疗 My spa treatment
拔罐 Cupping
-拔罐 -没错 -Cupping -Yeah
我还以为会很痛 可是 You know I thought it was gonna hurt.But honestly
睡一觉就好了 A snoozed through the whole thing
当我醒来时整整瘦了一圈 By the time I woke up,I was down two dress sizes
拔罐前你有吃布丁吗 Before the cupping,did you eat any pudding
答对了 把碗舔了个干干净净 Darn tootin.Lick the bowl clean
你还记得是谁进行那次治疗的吗 Do you remember who did this treatment
当然了 Oh,yeah,you betcha
Evelyn你看起来好极了 Evelyn,you're looking great
再减十磅 你就完成任务了 Just ten more pounds,til your goal weight
你介意我占用我妻子一点时间吗 Do you mind if I borrow my wife for a second
看起来真不错 女士们 Looking good,ladies
新来的那两个不是私人健身教练 The new guys aren't personal trainers
你在说什么 What do you talking about
我做了一些调查 I did more digging
我在他们的车里发现了这个 I found this in their glove compartment
他们是联邦调查局的 They're Feds
更糟糕 他们是猎人 Worse,they're hunters
为什么猎人会在这儿 Why hunters' here
或许是因为这个 Maybe because of this
天啊 Oh,my god
-你是不是认为 -是的 -Do you think -I do
我们该怎么办 What are we going to do
放心 我会处理的 你只要尽量销毁证据就好了 Relax,I'll take care of it,just get rid of the evidence
虽然我不是健康主义者 Okay,I'm no health nut
但是这么做 But that
是不对的 Is just wrong
好了 说吧 Alright,talk
不是你想的那样 Ihis isn't what you think
我没杀人 I'm not a killer
那你是什么 Well,then,what are you
我是吸脂怪 I'm a pishtaco
鱼肉卷饼 A fish taco
吸脂怪 A pishtaco
就是秘鲁吸脂怪 It means Peruvian fat sucker
没听说过 Never heard of it
所以你们跟吸血鬼差不多是吗 So what,you're like the vamps
只不过在饮食上更偏好脂肪 With a sweet tooth for cellulite
吸血鬼杀人 Vampires kill
我们只是寄生 We're just parasites
好吧 这样 Well,in that case
我是不会伤害人的 Look,I would never hurt anybody
这就是为什么Larry和我开了这家大峡谷健身中心 Okay,this is why Larry and I started Canyon Valley
我们帮人们减肥 We can help people lose weight
而我也能够获取食物 And I could feed
这是双赢 It was a win win
是没错 但是你把两个人活活吸光了 Yes,except for the two you dysoned to death
那不是我 That isn't me
那是谁 Then who was it
Alonso Alonso
餐厅里的那家伙 The dude in cafeteria
他是我哥哥 He's my brother
我知道你欲望很强烈 I know you're a lost cause
你不像你妹妹那样强大有自制力 Unlike your sister,you are weak
我也很高兴见到你 Larry Good to see you,too,Larry
你怎么能这样对她 How could you do this to her
对我们 To us
我怎么了 Do what
这个 This
哦 那个吗 Oh,that
仅仅就这样吗 Yeah,that
你知道这意味着什么吗 You know what that means
现在有猎人找上门来了 Now there're hunters here
这都是你们的错 你个白鬼 It's your fault,blanco
要不是你们俩不让我随意进食 If you didn't starve me maybe
听着 你这个怪胎 Listen,you freak
这个机构花费了我和你妹妹几年的心血 Your sister and I spent years building this operation
如果你想要 And if you think that
就这么毁了它 I'm gonna let you gluttony destroy it
你是要付出代价的 You got other things coming
我要你滚 马上 I want you out,now
我不会离开Maritza的 I'm not leaving Maritza
我这么跟你说吧 兄弟 Well I got news for you pal
她也不希望你留在这儿 She doesn't want you here either
要么你自己走人 要么我亲自帮你 Either you leave,or I'll make you
我把Alonso从秘鲁带到这儿 I brought Alonso here from Peru
就是为了向他展示一个更好的生存方式 To show him a better way
一个更能被世人接受的方式 A more civilized way
当我们不再是怪物的时候 One where we weren't monsters
和人类和平相处的秘诀是 The secret to co-existing with humans was just
进食适量让我们得以生存 Eating enough to getby
让我猜猜 Let me guess
Alonso并不喜欢这种方式 对不对 Alonso wasn't a big fan of portion control,was he
是的 No
在进行常规治疗的时候 During the routine treatment
他差点儿杀死了一个客人 He almost killed a client
他吸食的脂肪太多了 He sucked out too much fat
所以我就把他安排在了厨房后勤 I demoted him to kitchen duty
避免与人类直接接触 吃罐装脂肪 No human contact,just fat from the jars
但是他说 But he said
我越是约束着他 The more I deprived him
他就越饥饿 The hungrier he got
现在有三个人死了 And now three people are dead
我的丈夫 My husband
现在Alonso在哪儿 Where's Alonso right now
有个地下室 The-the basement
他大部分时间都待在那里 That's where he spends most of his time now
那她怎么办 What about her
在她想明白到底是站在哪一边的之前 Well,until we have to figure out which side she's on
都不能给她松绑 She's staying put
我是站在你们这一边的 I am on your side
既然如此 怎么才能杀死他 Okay,then how do we kill him
嘿 Hey
私人领地 Private
你们一点机会都没有 You and stupido have no chance
脂肪能让我们变得更强大 The fat makes us stronger
你妹妹可没说这点 Your sister didn't mentioned that
她出卖了你 When she ratted you out
你骗人 You're lying
我猜在你杀了她丈夫之后 I guess after you killed her husband
她终于忍受不了你了 You're too monstrous even for her
谢谢 非常感谢你们的帮助 Thanks for everything,we'd appreciate it
嘿 Hey
你们是怎么跟警察解释的 What did you tell the sheriff
老一套 The usual
又一个逍遥法外的疯子杀人 Psycho killer on the loose
他们 通常都很吃这一套 They,uh,usually buy it
我在一天里失去了所有的亲人 I lost my whole family today
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry
能跟你谈个事儿吗 May I steal you a sec
等这里都搞定了之后 When this place clears out
咱们就准备让她们全家团圆吧 Let us make her a family affair
等等 Dean Wait,Dean
我们不能杀了Maritza We're not gonna kill Maritza
她是个怪物 She's a monster
是啊 但她救了我们的命 Yeah,who saved our asses
是你说要把所有事儿 You said that you wanted to keep things
都公事公办的 Straightly business
如果我没记错的话 Well last time I checked
我们该做的不就是猎杀怪物的差事吗 We were in the business of killing monsters
我是想把所有关于我们俩的事情公事公办 I wanted to keep things straightly business between us
但我好歹还有人性 But I still have a heart
我被Gadreel附身的时候 What if I crossed path with a hunter
万一被一个猎人发现了怎么办 Back when I was possessed by Gadreel
我也有可能会死掉 I could have been up dead too
但那是我的错吗 是我的选择吗 Well,I deserve that,I deserve to die
那么买去秘鲁的单程票吗 So one-way ticket to Peru
我要走了 I'm leaving
嗯 嘿 Yeah...un hey
怎么 Yeah
关于你那天说的话 About what you said the other day
我还以为你完全没听进去呢 I thought it didn't bother you
你要知道 Sam You know,Sam
我救了你的命 I saved your head back there
不论是在那所教堂里 I saved your head at that church
还是在医院里 And the hospital
也许我想得不够周到 I may not think things all the way through
但是我做的所有事情 Okay but what I do
都是最正确的选择 I do because it's the right thing
我不后悔 I'd do it again
这就是问题所在了 And that is a problem
你认为你是我的救世主 是我的哥哥 我的英雄 You think you're my savior,my brother,the hero
随时准备救我 即使在你搞砸的时候 You swoop in,even when you mess up
你认定你的选择是值得的 You think what you're doing is worth it
因为你不断的说服自己 Because you convince yourself
你所造成的伤害并不足以压过好的结果 You're doing more good than bad
但是你错了 But you're not
Kevin死了 Crowley不知所踪 Look,Kevin's died,Crowley's in the wind
我们还不知道怎么对付那帮天使 We're no close to this beating angel thing
你来告诉我 Please tell me
我活着究竟有什么好处 What is the upside of me being alive
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me
你和我在一起 You and me
我们一起并肩奋斗 Fight in the good fight together
好吧 Okay
就这一次 For just once
别跟我撒谎 Be honest with me
你不是为了我而救我 You didn't save me for me
你是为了你自己 You did it for you
你在说什么 What are you talking about
我已经做好赴死的准备了 I was ready to die,I was ready
我不应该活着 I should have died
但是你 But you
你不想自己一个人 You didn't want to be alone
这就是全部的症结所在了 Man,that's what all this boils down to
你无法忍受没有我的生活 You can't stand the thought of being alone
我跟你明说了吧 I'll give you this much
你有随时牺牲自己的决心 这毋庸置疑 You're certainly willing to do the sacrifice
但前提是最后受伤的人不是你 As long as you're not the one being hurt
你不是想开诚布公吗 Yeah,you wanna be honest
我问你 如果当时我们俩情况对调 If the situation were reversed
我是那个奄奄一息的人 And I was dying
你也会为我做同样的事 You'd do the same thing
不 Dean No,Dean
我不会的 I wouldn't
在同样的情况下 我不会救你 Same circumstances,I wouldn't
我要睡了 I'm gonna get to bed