往昔
Ed和Harry Ed and Harry
打鬼特工队 The Ghostfacers
你们在这儿干什么 What the hell are you doing here
我们就属于这里 We belong here
我们是专业人士 We're professionals
什么专业 Professional what
超自然现象调查员 Paranormal investigators
这里的那东西 This stuff right here,this
能领我们走向辉煌 Is our ticket to the big time
名利 金钱 Fame,money
性欲 Sex
大把的美妞 With girls
我们是一家人 We are family
我们之间 Everything
发生的一切 That has ever gone wrong between us
都是因为 我们是一家人 Has been because we're family
怎么了 我们现在就不是了吗 So what?We're not family now
我的意思是 你想干活的话 I'm saying you wanna work
我们可以一起 Let's work
你是说你想让所有事都 You said you wanted to keep things
-公事化 -我想让我们之间的事 -Strictly business -I wanna keep things
从此以后 公事化 Strictly business between us
你那天说的话 About what you said the other day
我以为你没意见 I thought that wouldn't bother you
我想事情可能没有那么周全 I may not think things all the way through
但是我做的一切 But what I do
都是因为它们是正确的事 I do because it's the right thing
你并不是为了我才救我 You didn't save me,for me
你是为了你自己 You did it,for you
现在
斯普林代尔 华盛顿州
妈 Mom
妈 你回来了吗 Mom,are you home
911 请问您有什么紧急情况 911,what is your emergency
有人在我的房间里 There's someone in my room
请问您住在哪儿 What is your location
您能给我们提供一个地址吗 女士 Can you give us a location,ma'am
您还在吗 Are you still there
女士 Ma'am
请不要挂断电话 Please do not hang up
我正在追踪您的电话来源 I've begun tracing your call
但是我需要您保持通话 But I need you to stay on the line for me 我们现在派警员过去 We'll send out an officer
我出去一趟 All right,I'll be back
你 你去哪儿 You...Where're you heading
华盛顿州 发现一个案子 Washington,I caught a case
你不想让我跟去吗 You want me to come with
你会去吗 You wanna come
去查案子吗 为什么不会 On a hunt?Why wouldn't I
我也说不好 因为最近你总是 I don't know,man.'Cause lately with you
阴晴不定的 Up is down and down is...sideways,you know
我怎么知道你想干什么 I don't know what you want
好吧 你想来就来吧 Okay,you want in,fine
没问题 Sure thing
这是从案发现场泄露的照片 Photo leaked from crime scene
一个女孩被杀死在房间里 Girl was murdered in a room
门窗都从里面反锁了 Door was locked.Windows were locked
后面那个疤脸是谁 Who was the wallflower
问得好 Exactly
目前来看 应该是个鬼魂 Best guess.Ghost caught on the film
所以 你是要跟来吗 So you're coming
我像是要留在这里的样子吗 Does it look like I'm staying
斯普林代尔 华盛顿州
我擦了好几个小时 I scrubbed for hours
整条地毯都浸透了 I'll have to rip up the carpet
我女儿 Cassy My daughter,Cassy
她自己挑的颜色 She picked up the color herself
请您 节哀顺变 Smiles太太 We're...very sorry for your loss,Mrs.Miles
您之前说 Cassy没有 敌人 You mentioned Cassy had no known enemies
那在家里有没有 What about...at home
什么异常的现象 Anything...unusual you may have noticed
比如电流异常 或者灯 Like electricity acting out or lights
闪烁不定 电视信号时有时无 Flickering?TV on the fritz
不 家里电视信号很好 No,no fritzing
也没有气温骤降区域 No cold spots either
不好意思 我就是好奇 Sorry,out of curiosity
您为什么要提气温骤降 Why do you mention cold spots
很抱歉 听起来可能很奇怪 但是 I'm sorry that might sounds strange,but
已经过去3天了 It's been 3 days since
警察什么也没查到 The police have found nothing
我就 我就卖了房子 I'd have...I'd have to sell my house
雇了一个私人调查员 To afford a private investigator
所以当超自然现象专家致电给我的时候 So when the supernaturalists called
不好意思 Sorry,the
您是说超自然现象专家吗 Supernaturalists
我知道FBI肯定不相信这种怪事 I know to the FBI is not exactly orthodox
但是这些人知道很多 But these men had answers that
别人不知道的事 我 No one else had and I
我欠Cassy的 I owe it,to Cassy
都怪我没听她的话 To listen
他们既然提起了气温骤降点 You know,they brought up cold spots
是跟什么有关 In relation to
我猜是什么超自然征兆吧 Signs of the paranormal,I suppose
他们今天会过来看看 They are coming by today to take a look
请问这些 Ma'am,did these
超自然学专家有没有告诉你他们的名字 Supernaturalists give you a name
狗娘养的混蛋 Son of a bitch
猜我发现了什么 Oh,whoa,look we got
又多了两个粉丝 Two more followers
Harry 是我们在图书馆做采访的那两个 Harry,it's from the library interview we did
不错 Nice
喂 Hey,whoa
Dana又发什么了 What did Dana post
不是 就是她换了她资料里的照片 No,it's just she changed her profile pic
明显能看出来 是被裁过的 And it's cropped but you can clearly see
肩膀还被一个男的搂着 A guy's arm around her
她笑的花枝乱颤 跟小妖精似的 And she's smiling like the dickens
呃 可能 是柏拉图式的 Yeah,it...it could be a platonic
我是说那个搂着的手 Arm that's touching her
Winchester兄弟 真棒 The Winchesters,yeah
-不可能会有人 -这么想 -Says nobody -Ever
闭上嘴听我说事情 All right,shut up and listen
接下来是这样发展的 This is how it's gonna go
你们两个丢人现眼的 立刻回你们 You two clowns are gonna get into
停在外面的神秘机器里去 That mystery machine outside and
然后离开这里 Are gonna leave the town
不然我会在你们膝盖上开两个洞 Or I'm gonna put holes in your knees
请问你们要点什么 Can I get you guys anything
有没有什么 Something
我们准备好买单了 We're ready for the bill
这盘子没洗干净 There are still crud on this plate
去水槽那里重新洗一遍 Hit the sink and do it right
对不起 Trey Sorry,Trey
首先 First of all
你们吓不倒我们 You guys don't scare us
完全吓不倒 Not at all
来和我的小手枪问个好 Say hola to my little pistola
我是应该被你的腹毛吓到 Am I supposed to be impressed by that treasure trail
还是被你塞在裤子里的女士小手枪吓到 Or the lady gun you got hide in your pants there
都有 Both
不管你们喜不喜欢 Look,whether you like it or not
我们已经控制好局势了 We're handling this situation
是吗 Really
我只看见两个为了虚荣不择手段的人 'Casue I see a couple of fame whores
把目标对准了一个刚失去孩子的母亲 Who are pointing their camera on a mom who just lost her kid
我们是调查员 We are investigators
-我们有权 -不 -We have every right -No
你们没有 No,you don't
知道为什么吗 因为你们 You want to why?'Cause you're just
只会给我们添麻烦 Gonna get in our way
或者让更多的人被害 Or you're gonna get somebody else killed
对 所以 That's right,so
你们要么走出去 You can either walk out of here
要么爬出去 Or crawl
自己决定 Up to you
我的天 放松点儿好吗 Oh my god manudo,will you guys relax
我们知道我们在干什么 We know what we're doing
-对 -是吗 -Yup -Really
那你们队里其他人都去哪儿了 Then what about the rest of the Bad News Bears
我记得 我记得有个胖子 Where's the...where's the fat one
还有个女孩儿 是还有个女孩儿对吧 And the girl,there's a girl,right
他们背 我们放弃了他们 They...we dropped them
他们 拖了我们后腿 They're...they were dead-weight
他们都还活着 Well,they are still alive
绝对都还活着 They are...they're totally alive
知道了 那么 I see,so
掺和这事儿的就只有你们两个蠢蛋 That's just...the dumpy duo then
那太好了 事实是这样的 Well,that's great.So here's the deal
一个鬼能5秒内放倒你们两个人 A ghost,will land you two dead in 5 seconds flat
鬼吗 A ghost
他们以为是鬼 Oh,they think it's a ghost
根本不是鬼 It's so not a ghost
好吧 Okay,we'll bite
你们觉得是什么 What do you think it is
我 能让我来吗 Can I...Can I do it this time
-你来 -好 -You got it -Okay
我已经等这一刻很久了 I've waited all my life for this
就不告诉你们 贱人 Amazon me,bitches
我真的会 一枪崩了你 I will,shoot you
贱人 Bitches
我们刚说了 Like we're saying
你们是要走吧 对吧 太好了 You're just going.Right?Great
聊得真愉快 Good talk
这俩人真是 营养过剩 Fifty shades of...way too much protein
Dean Dean
怎么了 Yeah
Ed和Harry写了本书 Ed and Harry wrote a book
-什么 -嗯 -What -Yeah
末影人大揭秘 The Skinny on Thinman
美国著名超自然学专家著 By America's foremost supernaturalists
末影人是什么鬼东西 What the hell is a Thinman
不知道 I don't know
看 Check that out though
貌似还真像 That...does kinda look like
Cassy Smiles背后的那个东西 Whatever was behind Cassy Miles,right
你怎么不说像Garth 脸被削掉的版本 Or Garth if somebody shaved his face off
-真可怕 -这儿 -Big Whoop -Here we go
末影人 最初源于某网站的都市传说 Thinman,an urban legend started on a world wide web
他们潜伏在被害人的背影里 Lurks in the background of his victims' lives
准备好后就杀死被害人 Until he's ready to kill them
说得对 因为 Yeah,because
所有从网上传出来的东西都是真的 Everything started on the Internet is...true
比如 一条鲨鱼攻击了一架直升机 Like...a shark attacking the helicopter
他们是不是也写了本书 They write a book on that one too
老兄 不管是否真实 成千上万的人 Dude,real or not,thousands of people have
都在这个网上留过言 就好像末影人是 Posted this site.It's like this Thinman is like
大脚怪一样的存在 The new bigfoot or something
或者末影人只是鬼的新名字 Or Thinman is just a ghost with a brand name
你这么说是因为你觉得 You saying that cause you really think
那就是鬼 还是因为 It's a ghost or because you
你不喜欢打鬼特工队 Don't like the Ghostfacers
别忘了EMF在Cassy房间里的度数有多惊人 Don't forget we hit EMF in Cassy's room
是 但是那房子旁边挨着电缆线 Right,but the house was next door to power lines
有可能影响读数 Which can effect read
一个女孩儿死在封闭的房间里 Sam A girl died in a locked room,Sam
明显就是鬼干的啊 Spells ghost right there
也可能是没锁之前溜进去的 Maybe it got in there before it was locked up
谁知道呢 Dean 但是全世界的人 Who knows,Dean.But how could people all over
都看到同一个鬼 The world see the same ghost
鬼不能到处乱跑吧 Spirits don't exactly hop around
我知道 I know that
但是现在 阴阳交界处出问题了 But right now the veil's all kinds of screwed,okay
鬼爱怎么跑就怎么跑 A ghost can popping up anywhere
是 但是末影人几年前就出现了 Yeah,Dean.But Thinman sightings date back a couple of years
交界是什么时候出问题的来着 The veil's only been a problem for like what
6个月前而已 The last six month
现在还有人坚持自己看见了猫王Elvis呢 You know,people still see Elvis all over the damn place
我的意思是 两个蠢货 Look,all I'm saying is douchewheels
才不什么专家 Ain't expert on crap
你在干什么 What are you doing
我在查本地讣告通知 I'm checking the local deaths
看有没有人有可能变成闹事的鬼魂 See if there's any candidates for ghosts
衣柜 The closet
Cassy的生命之光随日落而灭 The setting of the sunset of Cassy's life
-Harry -怎么了 -Harry -Yeah
你能不能别在facebook上 Come on,man,would you please stop facebook
视奸你前女友主页了吗 Stalking your ex-girlfriend
我就知道 I was right
她把自己的感情状态 She changed her relationshop status to
改成了 复杂 It's complicated
这个词到底是什么意思 What does that even mean
谁管什么意思 你跟她已经分手了 Who cares?You broke up with her
跟这姑娘有关的所有事情都很复杂 Everything about that girl is complicated
我是说 她给自己买奶油泡芙 Okay,I mean she gets a cream puff
让你吃里面的奶油 She tells you to take the filling
只是她的怪癖而已 It's just puffs
是啊 真的挺怪异的 Yeah,that was some pretty messed up stuff
好吧 我很抱歉 Okay,uh-I'm-I'm sorry
好吧 我很好 Okay I'm good,back on game
我们离末影人又近了一步 Ed So close to finding Thinman,Ed
我能闻到它们 I can smell them
闻到它们特有的体味 I can smell its musk
比以往更近一步 Close than ever
现在的情况很严峻 Harry This is really serious,Harry
是啊 Yeah
Winchester兄弟都一路查到这儿了 I mean the Winchesters are here and
我可不想被Sam和Dean打断膝盖 I don't want my knees blown off by Sam and Dean
但你有没有想过 我们是不是应该 Have you ever thought that we might just,you know
放弃这个案子 Bail on this
什么 What
你到底 到底出什么毛病了 What the-what the hell is wrong with you
决不能让那两个拖油瓶抢了我们的功劳 We can't let those jockstraps steal our glory
别管他们怎么想的 Don't care what they think
他们连twitter都没有 They don't even have a twitter
我们能找到末影人的 Ed We're gonna find Thinman,Ed
为了我们的家庭 For our families
为了Dana For Dana
而且 还能让你前女友大跌眼镜 Oh,so,it's about your ex eating her words
让所有不相信我们的人 都见鬼去吧 It's about making all the haters eat their words
Maggie还有Spruce 背叛我们的人 Maggie and Spruce,the deserters
他们想过他们的正常生活 They wanna lead a normal life
照我说 那算什么东西 I mean,what is that
-见鬼去吧 -见鬼去吧 -Screw them -Screw them
等我们找到末影人 When we find Thinman
他们会成为我们的Phill医生吗 Are they gonna be our Dr.Phill
不 No
我们会变成自己的Phill医生 We're gonna be our Dr.Phill
没错 Oh yeah
-拿好你的摄像机 -没问题 -Press your record -You got it
等我指示 Wait for it
-好了吗 -好了 -Ready -Yeah
一个处于青春期少女的卧室 The bedroom of a teenage girls is
意味着两样东西 Meant for two things
欢声与笑语 Giggles and joy
直到有一天晚上 Until one night
末影人把这一切变成了鲜血 Thinman turned the giggles into blood
你酷炫极了 You're so money right now
-你喜欢 -演的很好 -You like that? -This is good stuff
女孩子们肯定会喜欢我们的作品 I just gonna pay off in ladies,Ed
蜂拥而至的女孩子 Lots of ladies
到时候我们 我们需要潜水面具 We're gonna need,we're gonna need snorkels
因为我们会在钞票泳池里游 Cause we're gonna be swimming around in so much
我觉得你们可能会 口渴 Thought you boys might be...thirsty
谢谢 看上去味道很不错 Please,that sounds delicious
好吧 Okay
这6个月里 All right,over the passed six months
一共有3起非正常死亡案件 There've been three unatural deaths in Springdale
没有能和Cassy Miles有关系的 None of them connected to Cassy Miles
也没有能跟暴力事件扯上边的 None of them is violent
听起来很像是 Okay,that is not exactly
复仇鬼魂 A recipe for revengefull spirit
我查到有很多与末影人有关的 There have been a bunch of unexplained death
未解死亡案件 Pinned on Thinman
受害人死后几周 A vit dies,then a couple of weeks later
一张受害人的照片传遍网络 A photo pops up of the vic
里面刚好就有末影人 With Thinman photobombing
这么说末影人会跟踪自己的目标 So Thinman stalking folks
根据民间传说来说 是的 According to the lure
蠢蛋传说还差不多 According to the idiots
为什么我们不知道这些事情 How come none of these vics pinged our radar
我确定 很多的迷之死亡案件 I'm pretty sure the mysterious death
都跟非自然生物 不沾边 Can be chalked up to nonsupernatural causes
因为 说实在的 That,and honestly
大部分的照片都是做出来的 Most of these photos look pretty fake
Cassy的死也是假的吗 Even Cassy's
Cassy的死是真的 Except Cassy's
Cassy的死亡照片不是做出来的 Cassy's photo wasn't doctored
不论她后面那是什么 Whatever was behind her
一定是真实存在的 Was really there
我还是不明白 Okay,well that doesn't make any senses to me
为什么它能既是真的又是假的 How could something be both real and fake at the same time
那个女孩的死 The girl is dead
一点儿都不假 And that's about as real as it gets
好吧 那么 All right,so
她死前做的最后一件事 The last thing she did was she took a
是用手机自拍了一张照片 Photo on her phone
那照片怎么传到网上去的 How did that photo end up online
不知道 No clue
那张图最初是发到一个末影人粉丝论坛上的 It was originally posted to a Thinman fan forum
但是IP地址查不到 But the IP address was blocked
等等 那玩意儿还有粉丝 Wait,wait,wait,this thing has fans
好吧什么玩意儿都有粉丝 Of course it does
一定是 有人想把照片发到网上 Then somebody wanted the photo on the internet
鬼魂可没有这个本事 I'm guessing the ghost didn't hop online to post it
探长在吗 Is the Sheriff around
我们有几个问题要问 Couple of questions we'd like to ask
很抱歉 Sorry to disappoint
探长去打猎了 Sheriff's on a hunting trip
但还是很感谢你们能来 But I appreciate you agents being here
我会尽力帮助你们 You can use all the help I can get
你们发现它的时候 它就是坏的吗 Wait a second,was it cracked when you found it
有可能是她自己弄掉了 Maybe she dropped it
求救电话是半夜11点59分挂断的 911 called went dead at 11:59
那张照片是什么发的 What time was the photo posted
凌晨2点左右 Around 2 am
但法医说受害人是在午夜死的 But the corner had the death at midnight
怎么会发照片 How could she had posted a photo on a phone
根本不可能的事 That's impossible
也可能是非自然案件 Or supernatural
什么 What
为什么这么说 Why would you say that
有两个家伙来过 Couple of fellows came by
问了有关这个女孩的事情 And asking questions about the girl's death
说他们可能会帮上忙 Suggested they might be able to help
他们还给我留了一本他们写的书 They gave me a book they wrote
-是关于 -末影人吗 -About -Thinman
没错 Yeah
不是粉啊 Not a fan
探员们 Agents
你们能来真是太好了 Thanks for coming
那两个蠢蛋在这儿干什么 What are those two crapshoots doing here
我觉得让媒体来查查也无伤大雅 I figure it wouldn't hurt to go a little medium,you know
之前距离2个郡以外 很多人都在 Two counties's over,folks were
搜索 Combing the place for
8月那个死去的小男孩儿 Poor little dead boy back in August
警察说是变态作案 Cops said,psychic do the thing
有时候就是头脑那么一冲动 Just bang boom
第二天就多了一具尸体 Got a body a day later
抱歉 Excuse me
有没有监控录像带 Is there any security camera footage
有的 跟我来 Oh,yeah,just
嘿 Hey
我是不是警告过你们别再出现了 Thought I told you to beat it
怎么 你想干什么 Oh,what are you gonna do
想把我们赶跑吗 You gonna out me
探员先生 Agent
在犯罪现场搞小道消息 Okay,come on,playing paparazzi in a crime scnene
你们到底有什么底气 Who is that help with yourselves
博客圈 Dean The bloggers,Dean
我们有追随者 The believers
只需要一点证据 就能证明 Everyone who needs just a little proof to know that
末影人确实存在 Thinman is out there
这么说网上有很多人 So you say there's a lot of folks online
都是死忠粉吗 That are pretty die hard about this thing
没错 Oh,yeah
你们把某些西藏符号放在一起 You throw the right Tibetan symbol into the mix
就没想过会让末影人变成 You dumpasses ever think the Thinman comes to life
冥想体吗 As a Tulpa
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成千上万的人可以 Because thousands of people
冥想出一个一模一样的末影人吗 Can agree that Thinman is any one thing
每篇博客里的故事都不一样 The lore changes blog to blog
他不是冥想体 He's not a Tulpa
好吧 好吧 Okay,alright,alright
现在 Right here,right now
废话少说 Cut the crap
你们究竟知不知道 Do either of you actually know
末影人到底是什么东西 What Thinman is
不知道 No
我们只是在电视录像演超自然学专家 We just play supernaturalist on tv
我们完全不知道自己到底在干什么 We have no idea what we're doing
我们当然知道 Of course we do
末影人是半人 半树 Thinman is part man,part tree
有人说他来自于 Some people believe that
孤僻男孩儿最大的噩梦 He emerged from the nightmare of a autistic boy
了解 你们俩什么都不知道 All right,you have no idea
快过来看这个 Fellas,you want to see this
注意看 All rihgt,check it out
他是怎么从停车场瞬间到达餐馆里的 Alright,so,how did he jump from the parking lot
餐馆的门上锁了吗 To the dinner.The doors were locked
录像带显示 Troy10分钟前刚锁上门 The footage shows Trey locked it ten minutes before
锁 还是没锁 都无关紧要 Locked,not locked,it doesn't matter
所有人都知道末影人会瞬移 Everyone knows Thinman can teleport
我的EMF都没动静 I didn't even get a blip on my EMF
也许根本就不是个鬼魂 So maybe it's not a ghost
你们现在相信了吗 You feds believers now
好吧 我们该走了 Okay,we gonna go
加油啊 副警长 探员们 Good work,deputy,agent
快走 Ed Let's go,Ed
-能再看看吗 -可以 -See it again? -Okay
我的天啊 Holy wow
有人把餐馆里有关末影人的视频 Someone posted the dinner footage of Thinman
发到了我们博客的评论区 In comments section of our blog
谁发的 Who
管他谁发的 Who cares
保持这个车速 Maintain current velocity
Harry 你为什么 Harry,why
为什么要换上忍者夜行衣 Why are you putting your ninja outfit on
我不会坐以待毙看着其他人去死 I'm not gonna wait for someone else to die
我要找到末影人 就在今晚 I'm gonna find Thinman tonight
去哪儿找 Where
森林啊 The woods
多明显 Obvi
不 一点儿都不 It's kind of general
民间传说记载 Well the lore says that
末影人在树木周围出没 Thinman hangs out by trees and
森林不就是有一堆树木出没的地方吗 And the woods were trees hang out
做掉一个镇子 To kill in town
埋伏在附近的森林再方便不过了 Local woods is the best bet
已经有两个人死了 Two people are dead
是真的死了 Really dead
我一直都在想 And I just keep thinking that you know
也许该让Sam和Dean插手就对了 Maybe Sam and Dean should just take over
首先 First of all
绝不 Hell no
别在我的彩虹上下雨了 And quit raining on my rainbow
不下雨是不可能有彩虹的 Rainbows can't happen without rain
别跟我谈科学 Don't try to use science with me
这是 感情上的事儿 This is about...about a feeling
我们不能在找到末影人的 We can't quit when we're so close to
关键时刻放弃 我们付出的努力 Finding Thinman and finally making up for
和心血马上就要收到回报了 Everything we've lost because of...what we do
但是让专业人士来接管 Okay,it wouldn't be the worst idea though
也不是最坏的注意 You know,if we leave it to the professionals
我们就是专业的 Ed We are the professionals,Ed
你真的打算去森林吗 So the woods
任何森林 Ed 任何一个 Any woods,Ed,any woods
说一个不大靠谱的想法吧 Just grasping at straws here
说到瞬间移动 我想到的是十字路口恶魔 When I think teleport,I think crossroads demon
嗯 恶魔喜欢捅别人 还看youtube Eh,demon likes to stab and watch youtube
这又怎么了 Why not
说到这个 By the way,speaking of which
Triel被刺的视频 The video of Triel getting knifed
网上已经有了 It's already online
有2000多的关注度 就好像 Has like two thousands views.It's like
有人想让大家看到末影人一样 Someone wants people to see Thinman in action
因为大家都会看 社会越来越变态 Cause people will watch.'Cause people are sick
什么时候热门视频从 And when did viral go from that
大猩猩宝宝摔下树枝 Baby chimp falling out of a tree to
变成嫌犯录影带了 Killer Candid camera
你知道什么视频会火吗 You know what video would gone viral
如果我们还留着的话 If we still had it
你五岁的时候 When you are five
穿成蝙蝠侠的样子 You got dressed up as batman
从屋顶跳下去 And you jumped off the shed
你以为你能飞起来 Cause you thought you could fly
是你先跳的 After you jumped first
是啊 我那时候九岁 扮的可是了超人 Yeah,I was nine and I was dressed up like superman,okay
所有人都知道蝙蝠侠不能飞 And everybody knows batman can't fly
我不知道啊 就摔断了胳膊 I didn't know that and I broke my arm
是啊没错 Oh yeah,you did
然后我用推车把你从去了急诊室 Then I drove you to the ER on my handle bars
美好时光啊 Good times
是啊 Yeah,they were
进来吧 Come on in
我得告诉你们一件重要的事 I gotta tell you guys something important
然后这案子就归你们管 And then the case is yours
我是Harry 打鬼特工队个人行动 Harry here,solo ghostfacer
独自调查一处疑似末影人的藏身之处 Investigate a possible Thinman habitat
在森林深处 In the woods
独自一人 探寻森林深处 All alone,deep in the woods
一个人要知道自己即将面对 A man could lose him marbles
未知的恐怖时一定会吓疯 Being so close to the blade of doom
幸运的是 Lucky for us
我们玩儿的就是疯 I'm really good at marbles
不管你们怎么看待打鬼特工队 All right,either you bleed Ghostfacers red
我还是要告诉你们 Or you don't
Spruce想要离开去成立一个小公司 If Spruce wanted to start a startup
Maggie一心扎进了场地轮滑 Maggie's heart was in the roller derby
我没有理由阻止他们 Who am I gonna stop them
但是Harry 我不能让他被那女的看不起 But Harry,I couldn't let him give into his girl
她说打鬼特工队蠢 I mean,she called ghostfacers stupid
她说我们蠢 Stupid
你们相信吗 Can you believe that
她爸爸手里的基金值多少钱我不在乎 I don't care how much money her daddy's hedge fund has
但我不能眼睁睁看着Harry I just couldn't watch Harry become a
变得任人摆布 Corporate stooge
目前为止你说的都是个人恩怨情感纠纷 Okay,this all sounds like sad times at Bitchmont High
这些跟这个案子有什么关系 What does this have to do with the case
Harry那时候要走 所以我需要 Harry was gonna leave so I needed to
给他一个留下的理由 Give him a reason to stay
末影人是我编出来的 I-I made up Thinman
末影人跟踪被害人 Thinman stalks his victims
但是现在情况恰恰相反 亲爱的朋友们 But the tables have turned,my friends
跟踪别人的 现在正被人跟踪着 The stalker is now the stalkee
你是说 这堆故事真的是扯淡 So you are saying this crap is actually crap
一张管家的老照片 One old photo of a butler
很多的后期制作 A lot of photoshop later and I
然后匿名发到一个恐怖论坛上 Posted it on one of those horror forum under anonymous
然后就火了 And it blew up
是 我只做了一个假案子 Yeah,I only faked one case for us
我们都快回家的时候 And then we're packing up to go home
有个人发了一个末影人的网址 然后 When somebody posted a sighting of Thinman so
我们就去看了 然后 We went after it,that's how a Thinman
末影人就变成人人皆知的传说了 Became a crowdsourced legend
我们怎么 我们可是前锋 How could...We were at the front of it
整件事都有一种真实感 It felt like something.It
被人追捧着的感觉真是太棒了 It was so awesome to have a following
Harry 他只是 And Harry,he's just
太投入了 He's so into it
Ed 你必须告诉他 Ed,you have to tell him
你不理解 You don't get it
我们就是为了末影人而存在的 We were the Thinman guys
没有了末影人 我们只是 Without the Thinman,we're just
普通人 Guys,just
满口空谈的妄想家 We're just puffs
-什么 -什么 -What -What
如果我告诉Harry 他会离开打鬼特工队的 If I tell Harry,he's gonna leave the ghostfacers
如果你不告诉他 他一样会离开 Listen,if you don't tell him,he is gonna leave anyway
相信我 Trust me here
秘密会毁坏任何一种关系 Secrets ruin relationships
好吧 时机成熟我就告诉他 Okay,I'll just tell him when the time's right
你最好现在就告诉他 Time's right now,Chief
那个 他啊 Well,he's
他不在这儿 He's not here
他去林子里找末影人了 He's out in the woods searching for Thinman
好吧 这个末影人 Okay,because this Thinman
或者别的什么玩意儿 Or whatever this hell this thing is
已经杀了两个人了 Has killed two people
现在Harry又一个人在林子里 And now Harry is in the woods alone
也就是几棵树而已 Well,actually it's more like wood
我把他送到便利店 'Cause I dropped him off by some trees
后面的树旁边 Behind the grocery store
别急啊 没事的 Guys,come on,he is gonna be fine
喂 Guys
我们现在看到的是 All right,what we have here is
看似树枝状的东西 It looks like a formation of sticks
堆成堆 In shape of a pile
有可能是末影人留给我们的哦 Could've been left here for us by Thinman
那是什么 What's that
我天 Oh,oh my god
我天 Oh my god
周围还有别人 We are not alone
太紧了吗 Too tight
不 Nope
我感觉挺好 挺好 I'm good,I'm good
-是吗 -等回去的时候 -Yeah? -I think I'm just gonna have to
钉住就好 Staple it when we get back to the motal
我们是对的 Ed 末影人是真的 We were right,Ed!Thinman is real
是吗 Yeah
在那边发现了几条刚压过的车胎痕迹 Some fresh tire tracks back over there
我照了几张相 I took some photos
为什么 What for
因为车主就是捅了你一刀的人 Because that car might belong to whoever knifed you
给了我一刀的是末影人 Whoever cut me was Thinman
末影人不开车 And Thinman doesn't drive
就是末影人干的 混蛋 It was Thinman,jackass
我真不该就这么告诉你们 I shouldn't have to connect the dots for you guys
我以为你们都是聪明人 也许是 I figured,you know,you're both intelegent-maybe
呃 Harry Um,Harry
怎么 What
你为什么不早告诉我 Why didn't you tell me that before
因为我 我觉得 Because I don't know,I thought
我害怕你会生气 You're gonna get mad
猜得不错 Ed 我是很生气 Oh,good guess,Ed.I'm mad
对你非常 非常生气 I'm really,really mad at you right now
我能看得出来 I can see that
你毁了我人生中的一部分 You crashed the Jenga Tower of our lives
我本来是要结婚的 I was gonna get married
我抛弃了她 I left her
跟你生活在谎言里 To run around with you living in some lies
至少我们度过了一段美好的时光 At least we're living it togerther
你是认真的吗 Seriously
你没开玩笑吧 Seriously
如果我没造出末影人的谎言 If I hadn't struck gold with Thinman
你现在就应该做一份无聊的工作 You'd be doing a boring job
跟无聊的数字 Doing boring numbers
每天还要给Dana的爸爸汇报 And answering to Dana's dad
你明不明白 我拯救了你 Okay,I saved you,buddy
把我从什么里拯救出来 Save me from what
从美好的生活里 From living a nice life
还是防止我被人捅上一刀 From not getting me stabbed
你真是太自私了 How selfish can you be
也许现在还不算太晚 Maybe it's not too late,you know
你可以给她打个电话 You could call her and see
没可能了 That's not gonna work
也许 还有希望 Maybe...maybe it will
不 不会的 想知道为什么吗 No,it's not,you want to know why
因为她的肩上搭着另一个男人的手臂 Cause she's got some guy's arm wrapped around her neck
她的状态也变得复杂了 And it's complicated,okay
听着 Harry 从一开始 我们也不知道 Look,Harry,we didn't know from the start
末影人到底是不是真的 If Thinman was real or not
好吧 Okay
我承认我隐瞒了部分情报 Maybe I had some inside knowledge
但是如果我们一直为粉丝演下去 But does it really make a different
真相是什么 还重要吗 If we keep it going for the fans
他们永远都不会知道 They'll never know
但我知道 I'll know
你把我骗的团团转 You made a chump out of me,Ed
嘿 我们能渡过这一关的 Harry,we can get throught this
我们只要除掉末影人 We just debunk Thinman
然后继续我们的打鬼特工队 And then we go back to Ghostfacers
我做不到 I can't
我无法再相信你了 Ed I can't trust you anymore,Ed
不要这样 Harry Oh come on Harry
我懂了 你是生气了 I get it,you're pissed,okay
你说的这些都是气话 And you don't mean what you say
Harry 告诉我你想怎么做 But Harry,just tell me what you need
我去买杯咖啡 I'll go get some coffee and
你在这儿坐着缓缓 You can stay here and chill
嘿 怎么样了 Hey,how did it go
嗯 呃 It went...um
嘿 Hey
你还好吗 You okay
刚被现实狠狠打了一拳 I just got a punch right in the feels
那些没有一个是真的 Sam None of them was real,Sam
Ed一直在装 Ed was just pretending
现在他还要我一起装 And now he wants me to pretend
装作这件事就可以过去了 Like this is something I could get past
我明白你的意思 I know what you mean
有些事情是你可以原谅的 Look there are things you can forgive
有些不能 And there are things you can't
那这件事呢 So which one is this
这件事要看你自己怎么想了 That's something you got to figure out for yourself
嘿 Hey
我从轮胎痕迹上发现了一条线索 你要不要 I got a bead on those tire treads,if you want to
怎么了 What's up
这种车胎只给一种车用 So the tires were only made for one kind of car
1989年的Geo Metro The 1989 Geo Metro 这个小镇 只有唯一一辆有注册 Town this small...there's only one registered here
副警长说那是Roger的 And Deputy says it belongs to a guy named Roger
他晚上在山下小镇的 Who works night security down at the hill
北边当保安 On the north side of town
这个会心灵传输的家伙 有工作还有车 So this thing teleported but it has a job and a car
我们到底在对付什么 What are we dealing with
走吧去查清楚 Let's go find out
Sam和Dean有了新的线索 Sam and Dean caught something
现在去收拾你的烂摊子 So...they are gonna clean up your mess
你说得对 是我的烂摊子 You're right,it is my mess
所以我才是应该去清理的人 I should be the one out there cleaning it up
你只会让情况更糟 You'd just make it worse
怎么 Oh what
你以前离开Sam和Dean的时候都没意见 You were fine leaving Sam and Dean before
现在是什么意思 Why not now
我不想再当水母那样的软骨头了Harry I don't want be a jellyfish spine anymore Harry
水母没有骨头 Jellyfish don't have spines
我就是这个意思 Exactly
在遇到麻烦之前 在那些骗人的把戏之前 Before the heartache,before the lies
我们说好了要帮助人的 We set out to help people,right
是啊 Yeah
大致是这样 Mostly
所以我们为什么不挺身而出 And there is no reason not to get out there
做我们说好要做的事呢 And do what we mostly set out to do
Harry我可以让我们一切恢复正常 Harry,I can make it right for the both of us
我们可以让一切恢复正常 We can make it right
你的意思是 You...you mean
你要和我一起吗 You want to come with me
我不是说过 我和我搭档 I thought we said that my partner and I
会处理好这件事的 Will take care of this
听着哥们 我上司跑了 Look guys,my boss is AWOL
我们也没有搜查证 We don't have a warrant
如果这事儿搞砸了 My ass is on the line
我肯定完蛋 If this thing goes to the sideways
好吧你就 靠后站 All right just...stay back
一直想试试这玩意儿来着 Always wanted to use these things
所以你是末影人是吧 So you're Thinman
如果你不是一副吃翔吃太多的样子 That would make sense if it didn't
确实还挺可信的 Look like you just ate a fat camp
天呐Sam 快让他闭嘴 Oh god,Sam make him stop
好吧到底是怎么回事 你到底是谁 Norwood Hey,so what's the deal?What are you,Norwood
你是恶魔吗 You a demon
你在餐馆是怎么瞬间移动的 I mean how did you teleport back at the diner
团队合作 Team effort
所以压根就没有什么瞬间移动 So there was no teleporting
就是两个傻叉重演惊声尖叫 Just a couple of douche bags doing a scream thing
等下 我认识你 Wait,I know who you are
你是小餐馆的打工仔 You are the busboy from the diner
你就是看你老板不爽杀他的吗 So,what,you just wanted to kill your boss
Trey是个混蛋 Trey was a dick
那Cassy呢 And what about Cassy
她又做了什么 What did she do
她不愿意跟我约会 She wouldn't go out with me
所以我就把她介绍给别人了 So I set her up with someone else
我的刀 My knife
你太逗了 Good one,Rog
看来警长也没能出城 I see the sherrif didn't make it out of town
他当时要是给我准假就没事了 He really should've given me the time off I asked for
所以你就杀了他 So you killed him
我谁也没杀 I didn't kill anyone
都是Roger杀的 Roger did
他是个小疯子 He is a psycho
我是个空想家 I'm the visionary
我不怪你们看低我 I don't blame you for underestimating me
每个人都是这样 Everbody does
光鲜的联邦探员 Fancy fed
从来这儿的那一刻起 Come in here and treating me like
就把我当猴儿耍 A paper monkey from the get-go
不过我才是末影人 But I was Thinman the whole time
你知道那种感觉有多爽吗 Do you have any idea how good that felt
不 变态 我体会不到 No sicko,I can't say that I do
长得这么俊怎么会知道 Yeah pretty boy doesn't know
被人忽视是什么感觉 What it's like to feel invisible
在一个300人的小镇里 长大 To grow up in a town of 300 people
但从没有人看你一眼又是什么感觉 And nobody sees you
他们根本不会注意我们 They didn't see us
所以 你们是怎么认识的 So How did you two meet
互撸网吗 Wackjob.com
不是 No
我们只是在一个没人的酒吧里随便聊了两句 Just a couple of schmoes in an empty bar
一见如故 没想到我和Roge We hit it off,turns out me and Roge
我们都是阴谋论的终极爱好者 We are both total conspiracy-theory junkies
之后我们就发现了末影人 然后 砰 And then we found Thinman,and,bam
我们攻击了许多留言版块 We blew up all over the message boards
那你们现在是在做什么 So what is this then
变态角色扮演吗 Some sort of a twisted cosplay
是真人扮演 Cos-real
博客是挺有意思的 但是 You know,blogging was fun but
让我猜猜 但是你们还想得寸进尺 But,let me guess,you wanted something more
要知道 你们干的这些混账事情 You realize what you two jackasses are doing
并没让你们变成末影人 Doesn't make you Thinman
你们只是两个冒牌货 That makes you copycat killers
我就是末影人 That makes me Thinman
你不会跟别人说我不是的 You are not telling anyone I'm not
因为死人是不会说话的 Cause you'll be too dead to talk
好戏开始 Show time
你们两个真走运 You two are lucky ducks
有机会在我们最好的视频里做主角 You're the stars of our best video yet
这段视频会传遍天下 I want it goes viral
大家都会知道末影人是真的 Everyon will know Thinman is real
好了 开拍 And action
不不 不要 No no,don't
Harry Harry
他在我这儿 He got me
他抓到我了 He got me back
大坏蛋要哭鼻子了 蠢蛋 It's scooby-doo time,doushbag
把你的面具拿下来 Take off the mask
我知道你不是末影人 I know you are not Thinman
你就是个冒片卑货 You are just a me-me
念冒牌货 And it prononces me
但是写成片卑啊 It spells m e m e,though
那是一个字 Then the second is silent
你是个冒片卑货 冒片货 You are a meme...a man meme
你是我创造出来的 And I invented you
多谢赐教 Good to know
我喜欢那些经典的著作 Ed I'm a lover of the classics,Ed
我们现在面对的 Then what we have here
是一个典型的Frankenstein局面 Is a "Frankenstein" situation
我的意思是 哇靠 I mean WOW
我们的创造者 The creator
我们本来想 I mean we were gonna
让你们中一个活着给我们讲故事 Let one of you guys live to tell us the story
不过现在 But now
等你们俩一死 Once you two are dead
就没有人能证明末影人只是你们想象出来的了 There will be no proof that Thinman was your brainchild
等等 不不不 Wait!No no no
听我说 Look,look at me
这全都是我的错 This is all my fault,okay
都是我的错 It's all my fault
我的子弹够杀你们俩了 I got enough bullets for both of you
这事儿算是解决了 So we are good in there
是啊 Yeah
有了末影人录影带 再加上我布置过的现场 With the Thinman footage and the way I set the bodies
应该有足够的证据可以指出 Should be enough breadcrumbs to make it look like
是那两个神经病解决了对方 Those two psychos offed each other
他们只是普通人 They were just people,man
他们不是恶魔也不是怪物 They weren't demons,they weren't monsters
只是人类而已 Just fricking people
我说过了 人类都不正常了 Well like I said,people are sick
我们和好了吗 So,are we cool
我觉得我们永远都不会好了 I don't think we ever will be
我们把事情解决了 You know we made it right
我们打赢了他们 We beat the guys
我们可以试着重新开始 This will be our shot to start the old
打鬼特工队的旅程 Ghostfacers again
我只是来和你一起解决末影人的事情 I came here with you to finish this thing with Thinman
这不仅仅是一个章节的完结 Ed I wasn't just...closing a chapter,Ed
是一整本书 It was the whole dang book
你刚刚救了我的命 You saved my life back there
我杀了一个人 Ed I killed a guy,Ed
那是个坏人Harry He was a bad guy,Harry
那是一条人命 Ed He was a guy,Ed
就因为你那破玩意太多人死掉了 Too many people have died cause of your crap
我做这些是为了我们两个人 I've done all this crap for us
我不明白你怎么就是不懂呢 And I don't know why you don't see that
不 不是的 No,no
你做那些只是为了你自己 You did this for you
我已经够宽容了 There's a lot things I can forgive
但是这件事我无法释怀 But this isn't one of them
那我们两个之间是怎样 So what does this mean about us
我们之间 It means
一言难尽 It's complicated
我可以搭个顺风车吗 Can I get a ride from you guys
可以 当然 Yeah sure
Harry 你还好吗 Harry,you okay
我还好 Yeah
好吧 不怎么好 I mean...no
你跟一个人在一起那么多年 You roll with a guy so many years you start to think
你相信他永远都会守在你身边 He's always gonna be next to you
哪怕年华渐逝 只能凭栏望景 Like when you're old and you're drinking on the porch
还有一个人能与你相濡以沫 He'll be in that nother rocking chair
直到世事更迭你才发现 And something happens and you realize
相濡以沫 不如相忘于江湖 That other chair's gone,empty
我想你能明白我的意思 You know what I mean