索波诺先生? Mr. Soprano?
请坐 Have a seat.
我从库沙马诺医师那里得知 你的家庭医师... My understanding from Dr. Cusamano, your physician...
说你崩溃了 ...is that you collapsed.
是不是恐慌症发作? 你呼吸困难? Possibly a panic attack? You were unable to breathe?
他们说是恐慌症发作 They said it was a panic attack.
血液和神经系统检查是呈现阴性 The blood and neurological work came back negative.
所以他们叫我来這 And they sent me here.
你不认为自己有恐慌症? You don't agree that you had a panic attack?
你现在觉得如何? How are you feeling now?
还不错 Good.
我觉得很好 一切正常 Fine. Back at work.
你是做哪一行的? What line of work are you in?
废弃物处理顾问 Waste management consultant.
我真的没办法跟心理医生谈 It's impossible for me to talk to a psychiatrist.
你有没有想过 自己为什么会不省人事? Any thoughts at all on why you blacked out?
不知道 大概是压力太大吧 I don't know. Stress, maybe.
关于什么? About what?
不知道 I don't know.
我病倒的那天早上还在想 The morning I got sick, I'd been thinking.
从一开始就参与的 那种感觉挺不错 It's good to be in something from the ground floor.
现在说这个已经来不及了 我知道 And I came too late for that, I know.
但最近我常常觉得 我搭的这班是末班车 But lately, I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end.
仿佛全盛时期早就过了 The best is over.
美国很多人都跟你有同感 Many Americans, I think, feel that way.
我在想关于我的父亲 I think about my father.
他的成就根本不及我 He never reached the heights like me.
但他却过得比我快乐 In a lot of ways he had it better.
他有一票忠心耿耿的好友 他们做事有原则 有人格 He had his people, they had their standards, they had pride.
今天 我们得到了什么? Today, what do we got?
你崩溃之前是不是常常 强烈感受到这种失落感? Did you have these feelings of loss more acutely before you collapsed?
我不知道 I don't know.
几个月前有两只野鸭 在我家游泳池落脚 A couple months before, these two ducks landed in my pool.
真的是太奇妙了 它们来自加拿大 此时正值它们的繁殖期 It was amazing. They're from Canada, and it was mating season.
它们带了一票小鸭 They had some ducklings.
我女儿梅朵的朋友 来我们家接她去学校 My daughter's friend was there to drive her to school.
-梅朵 你老爸跟那些鸭子真逗 - 院子里 全是鸭味 -Meadow, your father with those ducks. -The yard smells like duck poo.
你们早餐不能只喝果汁 You gotta have more than just juice for breakfast.
多吃点东西上学脑子才会灵光 生日快乐 小帅哥 You need brain food for school. Happy birthday, handsome.
-13岁 -还是那么幼稚 -Thirteen. -He doesn't act it.
公鸭和母鸭就在你们家游泳池里做起来了? The male and female duck made a home in your pool and did it?
恶心 走开 Get out of here! You're so gross!
要不要吃昨晚剩下来的点心? You want some of last night's sfogliatelle?
-我才不吃那么油的东西 -一口就好 -Get out of here with that fat. -One bite.
索波诺太太 你怎么維持好身材的? How do you stay skinny, Mrs. Soprano?
他还有那些鴨 Him, with those ducks.
如果你们不喜欢那道斜坡 我可以再帮你们盖一道 If you don't like that ramp, I'll build another. Maybe it's the wood.
快看 它们正在学飞 Look, they're trying to fly.
-国家地理频道 老爸 -非常好 -National Geographic, Dad. -Yeah, super.
-你昨天就叫我们看过了 -太棒了 -You showed us yesterday. -This is great!
现在我太太觉得那个女孩会带坏我们家梅朵 Now my wife feels this friend is a bad influence.
你要來亚斯本跟我的家人一起过圣诞节真是棒呆了 It's so cool you're coming to Aspen with my family at Christmas.
去年我在亚斯本 还看到史奇厄瑞契 Last year I saw Skeet Ulrich,
面对面 第三类接触喔 天啊 as close as from where you're sitting.
梅朵小姐 我们已经约法三章 Miss Meadow, we made a deal.
你把成绩单搞漂亮点 每晚准时回家才准去 Keep your grades up and your curfew until Christmas, then you get to go.
-我知道 -早安 -I know that. -Good morning.
-早安 索波诺先生 -我们要迟到了 老爸 -Hey, Mr. Soprano. -We're late, Dad.
-生日快乐 -谢了 老爸 -Happy birthday. -Thanks, Dad.
你今晚会准时回来参加安东尼的生日派对吧? You're gonna be home tonight for Anthony Jr.'s birthday party, right?
鸟人 听到了没! Birdman, hello!
知道了 我今晚会早点下班 Yeah, yeah. I'll get home early from work.
我又不是在跟你谈工作的事 I'm not talking about work.
这行不通啦 我不能跟你讨论我的私生活 This won't work. I can't talk about my personal life.
继续说说你病发那天的事 Finish telling me about the day you collapsed.
我和表侄克里斯多佛 一块儿上班 他正打算入行 I drove to work with my nephew. He's learning the business.
他就是我刚刚说的那种人 He's an example of what I was talking about before.
你有没有打电话给那小子 讨论签约的事? Did you call Triborough Towers about the hauling contract?
我昨晚太晚回家 我不想吵醒他 I got home too late. I didn't want to wake the man up.
你今早起床有没有打? 他六点就到办公室了 Did you get up early and call? He's always in his office by 6.
我今天早上不舒服 我妈本来叫我请病假算了 I was nauseous. My mother told me I shouldn't even come in today.
别忘了 这小子才刚买了一辆 六万元的豪华房车 Bear in mind, this is a kid who just bought himself a $60,000 Lexus.
-那是不是麦赫菲? -不会吧 -There's that guy Mahaffey. -Get out.
跟那个穿粉红色衣服的马子 在一起的家伙 Right there. Next to the boo-boo in pink.
倒车 Back up.
老朋友麦赫菲 跟他的马子玩得正乐 My friend Mahaffey pulling his taffy. Hello.
我们看到那小子 We saw this guy.
我们之间还有一笔帐未了 There was an outstanding loan.
打个岔 One second.
我不知道你后来做了什么 I don't know where this story is going.
不过我想先挑明 一些道德上的顾虑 But there are a few ethical ground rules we should get out of the way.
再這里所告訴我的一切 What you tell me here...
我都有为你保密的义务 ...falls under doctor/patient confidentiality.
除非我... Except if I was....
除非我听病人告诉我 他即将犯下谋杀案... If I was to hear, let's say, a murder was to take place...
我不是说一定会这样啦 只是说万一 Not that it would, but if.
如果我的病患告诉我 某人即将会受到伤害的话... If a patient tells me a story where someone's going to get hurt...
我应该要告诉有关当局... ...I'm supposed to go to the authorities.
技术上而言啦 Technically.
你说你是做废弃物处理的 You said you were in waste management.
环保工程 The environment.
库沙马诺医生 除了是你们的家庭医生之外 Dr. Cusamano, besides being your family physician...
也是你们隔壁的邻居 ...is also your next-door neighbor.
你懂我的意思吧? See what I'm saying?
我不知道那家伙后来怎么了 我... I don't know what happened with this fellow, I'm...
我只是想先把话讲清楚 I'm just saying.
没怎样 Nothing.
我们喝了杯咖啡 We had coffee.
艾力克斯! Alex!
救命! Help!
保全! 救命! Security! Help!
该死 Oh, shit.
混蛋! Asshole!
东尼 Tony!
等等 Wait up!
保全! Security!
你没事吧? You all right?
我的腿断了 都见骨了 My leg is broken. The bone's coming through.
我看看 Let me see.
骨头断得好 王八蛋 钱给我吐出来 I'll give you a fucking bone, you prick! Where's my fucking money?
你们喝了杯咖啡 So you had coffee.
对 Right.
你這狗娘養的 操你媽 You son of a bitch, motherfucker.
-你在做什么? 过来這里! -這里要三千块耶 三千块 -What are you doing? Get over here! -That's $3000 here. $3000.
去吧 Go ahead.
钱呢? Where's the fucking money?
我会拿到的! I'll get the money!
我知道你会拿到钱 I know you will.
你应该找块破布把嘴巴塞起来 因为你说我什么都不是 You should get a cork in your mouth because you say I'm nothing...
是个遇事就逃避的人 ...compared to the people who used to run things. Prick.
我什么都不是 I'm nothing.
闭嘴 Shut up.
你这个靠健保搞钱的哭什么哭 你这个王八蛋 What are you crying about? HMO. You're covered.
你个几吧 You prick.
不上道的赌徒 Degenerate fucking gambler.
-继续说 -第二天我有个早餐会报 -Go on. -Next, I had a meeting.
我代表的一家垃圾清运公司 要我提供一些意见 I was called in to consult by a garbage-hauling company I represent.
崔伯塔究竟是怎么回事? What's the story with Triborough Towers?
他们的经理想要和迪克续约 但是寇拉清洁公司... The manager wants the contract with Dick, but this Kolar Sanitation....
他们是一家全国性的公司 Another nationwide company.
是寇拉兄弟开的 他们好像是捷克移民还是什么狗屎的 The Kolar brothers. Czechoslovakian immigrants or some shit.
这些死波兰鬼 废纸 塑胶和铝罐... These Polacks will haul paper, plastic and aluminum...
..价钱比迪克低了七千块 ...for 7000 a month less than Dick.
叫他们赔偿咱们每个月损失的40倍 They pay us 40 times the monthly for stealing a stop.
问题就出在这里 他们不肯 That's the thing. They won't.
他们说捷克那些共产党头头 他们都搞得定了 Says if he can tell the commie bosses in Czechoslovakia to fuck off
还怕搞不定我们? he can fucking tell us.
-我不管了 -去他的垃圾企業 -I give up. -Fucking garbage business.
我知道 这一切都会改变的 Yeah, I know. It's all changing.
我去想想办法 Let me see what I can do.
你确定吗? 胃不痛了? Sure? You over your stomachache?
-喔是阿 -很好 -Oh, yeah. -Good.
你来这里干嘛? What are you doing here?
盖比瑞拉叫我来这儿吃饭 Gabriella sends me down here for the capocollo.
东尼 我问你 Hey, T, let me ask you something.
你以前是不是有个同学 叫做亚瑟布科? Didn't you used to go to school with Artie Bucco?
接下来发生一件 这涉及到我的伯伯 A situation came up. It involves my uncle.
但我在此无法详述 I can't go into details.
没关系 That's fine.
让我这么说吧 我的压力和我伯伯脫離不了干係 But I will say this. My uncle adds to my general stress level.
这不关我的事啦 It's none of my business
但在俱乐部時 关于 but down at the club, the word is...
你的朱尼尔伯伯打算做了普西 your Uncle Junior is gonna whack Pussy Malanga.
他打算在你哥儿们 亚瑟布科的餐厅动手 He's gonna do it at Artie Bucco's restaurant.
你们好吗? Hey, boys. How are you?
不用起身 Don't move.
朱尼尔伯伯 你好吗? Uncle Junior, how you doing?
真高兴看到你 Hey, good to see you.
嘿 克里斯 Hi there, Chris.
我们才刚说到你呢 今天晚上安东尼要开生日派对 是吧? I was talking about you. It's Anthony Jr.'s birthday tonight, right?
别买太贵的礼物 别宠坏他了 好吗? Don't buy him anything big, we overindulge him. Okay?
-亚瑟 疹子好了没? -痒得要命 -Artie, how's your rash? -It's itchy.
过来这儿 Come here.
-真高兴看到你 你會來嗎? -坐吧 -Good to see you. You'll come over? -Yeah, have a seat.
你知道要是那些老太保 在这里被人做了 You know what it means, one of these mutts gets wet in here?
他的生意就完了 It'll ruin his business.
你最好跟你叔叔谈谈 You better sit down with your uncle.
朱尼尔伯伯是我老爸的哥哥 Uncle Junior's my father's brother.
是個好人 只是越老越暴躁 A good guy, just getting old, cranky.
我小时候他常常带我去看 洋基队打球 He used to take me to Yankee games when I was a kid.
我很爱我叔叔 I love my uncle.
但同時 當我还小的時候... At the same time, when I was young...
他告诉我那票堂姐妹说 我这辈子别想进校队 he told my girl cousins I would never be a varsity athlete.
老实说 这对我的自信心 是一大重击 Frankly, that was a tremendous blow to my self-esteem.
誰在那里? Who's there?
是我 妈 It's me, Ma.
你又是谁? Who are you?
妈 快开门 Ma, open the door.
-安东尼? -对啦 是我 快开门 -Anthony? -Yeah, it's me. Open the door.
你好吗? Hi, how are you?
天阿 妈 屋里闷死了 Jeez, Ma. Get some air in here.
你有没有锁门? Did you lock the door?
-锁了 -昨晚打电话来这 -Yeah, I did. -Somebody called here last night.
-天黑之后 -谁? -After dark. -Who?
天都黑了我才不接电话呢 You think I'd answer? It was dark out.
妈 我真搞不懂 Ma, I'll never understand that.
电话是听觉 天黑是视觉 The phone is auditory. Dark is an eye thing.
我了解你晚上不愿意出门 因为怕会被抢 I could understand not going out. You could get jumped.
但不接电话? But the phone?
瞧你 一副万事通的模样 要不要吃午饭? Listen to him, he knows everything. You want some lunch?
我这里有茄子 I got eggplant.
不 我刚吃过 知道我刚刚遇到谁吗？ No, no, I just ate. Know who I just ran into?
朱叔叔 Uncle Jun.
他呀 他从来没看过我这个弟妹 Oh, that one. You think he ever comes to see his sister-in-law?
还记亚瑟布科吧? Remember Artie Bucco?
我的小学同学? Kid I went to elementary school with?
記得 我还常跟他妈碰面 Oh, yeah, I still see his mother.
她告訴我 She tells me
他每天都打电话给她 he calls her every day.
朱尼尔伯伯打算给亚瑟制造些麻烦 Well, Uncle Junior's gonna make a problem for Artie.
可能会砸了他的饭碗 Could affect his livelihood.
-那是什么玩意儿? -CD唱盘 -What's that? -CD player.
给谁的? For who?
我呀? For me?
-我不想要那玩意儿 -你不想要那玩意儿 -I don't want it. -You don't want it.
你喜欢听歌 那些老歌现在都有出CD 你的最爱 You love music, all the old stuff's on CD. Your favorites.
康妮法兰西斯的"睡衣游戏" "Pajama Game," Connie Francis.
你听 Here.
来麻 Come on.
活动一下筋骨 这对你有好处 Move around a bit. It's good for you.
-来嘛 来嘛 -住手 -Come on. Come on. -Stop it.
你别净坐在这里发呆 当爸爸过世的时候 你需要做些什么 You need to occupy your mind. When Dad died, you were gonna do things.
-你爸是个圣人 -我知道 但他不在了 -He was a saint. -I know he was. But he's gone.
你本来打算云游四海 做义工 结果什么都没做 You were gonna travel, volunteer. You've done nothing.
别想教我怎么过日子 你给我闭嘴 Stop telling me how to live my life. Just shut up.
我只是担心... I just worry...
还有别再说养老院的事 And don't start with that nursing home business again.
那不是养老院 是银发社区 It's not a nursing home, it's a retirement community!
你可以和同年龄的 银发族四处游玩 消遣 You interact with seniors your own age, go places, do things!
我看过那些住在养老院的女人... I've seen women in nursing homes...
全是坐轮椅 喋喋不休的白痴! in these wheelchairs, babbling like idiots!
把你的茄子吃了吧 Here, eat your eggplant.
我说过我吃过了 I told you, I already ate lunch.
好吧 听着 All right, listen.
你跟朱尼尔伯伯谈谈亚瑟的事 好吗？ You just speak to Uncle Junior about Artie, okay?
他很尊敬你 会听你的话 He respects you. He'll listen to you.
如果你伯伯决定 要和亚瑟过不去 他知道自己在做什么 If your uncle has business with Arthur, he knows what he's doing.
难道我就不知道了? And I don't?
我只知道 Well, all I know is...
女儿比较帖心 daughters are better at taking care of their mothers than sons.
我简直是在对牛弹琴 Yeah, and I bought CDs for a broken record.
别忘了今晚要带你的拿手好菜 来参加安东尼的生日宴会 I expect to see you at Anthony Jr.'s party with your baked ziti.
那要你们负责接送才行 Only if I'm picked up and I'm brought back home.
气象报告说会下雨 我才不开车 I don't drive when they're predicting rain.
你有手有脚 偶尔开开车对你有好处 You're healthy. It's good for you to drive.
人不动是会生锈的 我要去上班了 Use it or lose it. I gotta go to work.
是阿 Sure
快滚吧 run off!
那天晚上是我儿子的生日派对 And that night was my son's birthday party.
我老婆请了神父来 他老是在我家阴魂不散 My wife invites the priest. He's always at the house.
-东尼 -你好吗? -Hey, Tony. -How you doing?
-你喜欢我买的甜点吗? -只要被你祝福过的东西我都吃 -You like crème anglaise? -You bless it, I'll eat it.
她不来了 She's not coming.
-谁? -奶奶刚刚打电话来 -Who? -Grandma just called.
她突然哭了起来就挂电话了 She started crying and hung up.
-她需要找到人生的目标 -你妈比你想像中坚强 -She needs a purpose. -She's tougher than you think.
所以呢? 不用吃她做的鸟面了? So, what? No fucking ziti now?
起先我觉得... At first it felt like...
脑子里装满了汽水 ginger ale in my skull.
-妈 爸爸倒下去了! -我的天阿 东尼! -Mom, Daddy just fell! Mom! -Oh, my God. Tony!
退后! Get back!
老爸! 爸! Daddy! Dad!
安东尼 快打119 Anthony Jr., call 911.
库沙马诺医生送我到医院去 叫我做了一堆检验 Dr. Cusamano put me in the hospital, gave me every kind of test.
好了 Okay.
卡蜜拉 Hey! Carm.
-我想你可能会想知道公司的一些事 -是阿 -Thought you might want some company. -Yeah.
现在是早上六点半 6:30 in the morning.
-孩子们还好吗? -他们很担心你 -How are the kids? -They're worried about you.
我告诉安东尼 我们改天再帮他过生日 I told Anthony Jr. we'd rain-check his birthday.
我是不是有脑瘤啊? Think I got a brain tumor?
待会儿就知道了 Well, we're gonna find out.
你还真懂得如何鼓励人 What a bedside manner. Very encouraging.
难不成你不想知道? What, are you gonna not know?
我们曾经同甘共苦过 We had some good times. Had some good years.
他又开始滥情了 Here he goes with the nostalgia.
没有婚姻是完美的 No marriage is perfect.
经过旁人的帮忙 Having that groomer on the side helps.
我已经不再见她了 那把神父找到家里来又怎么说? I'm not seeing her anymore. What about that priest?
别哪壶不开提哪壶 Don't even go there.
神父是我的心灵导师 他在带我接近上帝 Father is a spiritual mentor. He's making me a better Catholic!
是啊 我们各取所需 Well, we all got different needs.
我们两个之间的不同点是 你死了会下地狱 What's different between us is, you're going to hell when you die.
垃圾清运的合约就交给 我表侄克里斯多佛去搞定 My nephew, Christopher, was handling the garbage contract problem.
但是这也不方便对你详述 But on this I will also not go into detail.
艾米尔寇拉 Emil Kolar.
克里斯多佛 Chris Moltisanti.
咱们捷克人也喜欢吃猪肉 Hey, in Czech Republic too, we love pork.
你有没有吃过捷克的香肠? You ever have our sausages?
没有 没有 我以为世上只有义大利香肠和热狗 No, no. I thought the only sausages they had was Italian and Jimmy Dean's.
咱们美义混血就知道这么多 See what you learn when you cross cultures and shit?
我叔叔不知道我来这里 My Uncle Evzen doesn't know I came.
如果今晚有任何进展 我必须向他报告 If we make any progress, I'll tell him.
艾米尔 没有进展不行 我们一定要阻止这场疯狂血拚 Hey, we have to make progress, Emil. We gotta stop the madness.
垃圾这一行不可同日而语 咱们两个是新的一代 Business is changing, we're the younger generation.
我们有共同点 We have issues in common.
艾米尔 Emil.
你高中在哪儿念的? 波兰吗? Where'd you go to high school? Was it Poland?
我不是波兰人 I'm not Polish.
你是捷克人不就等于是波兰佬 Czechoslovakian, that's a type of Polack, right?
我九岁就搬到美国来 我念的是艾塞克斯高中 We came here when I was 9. I went to West Essex.
你以前跟我表哥格瑞利在足球上有过数面之缘 他... You used to play my cousin Gregory in football, he...
-东西呢? -是的 -Where's the stuff? -Yes, yes, yes.
终于言归正传 我们全帮你准备好了 The reason for the visit. We got it all deployed for you.
伊媚儿 尝尝看吧 Taste the wares, Emil.
艾米尔 Emil.
医生照惯例 迟迟不宣布我的检查结果 The doctors kept me hanging about the tests, as doctors will do.
所以我和伯伯 去打高尔夫球后共进午餐 So my uncle and I played a round of golf and had lunch.
你三句不离你伯伯 问题究竟出在哪里? You keep mentioning your uncle. What's the problem?
你算老几? Who do you think you are?
我在这里是发号施令的老大 I'm the person who says how things go, that's who.
亚瑟餐厅的客人 都是来自郊区的名流 Artie's dinner business is nice, upscale people from the suburbs.
你别毁了他的生活 Don't ruin his life.
普西在他的餐厅里最自在 Vesuvio is where Pussy feels safe.
他一辈子都在这里吃饭 He's been eating here all his life.
你到别的地方去杀他 You kill him someplace else.
北泽西也许是你的天下 但你别想命令你的伯伯! You may run North Jersey, but you don't run your uncle!
你小时候我不知道陪你 打了几次棒球 How many fucking hours did I spend playing catch with you?
我们能不能多谈谈 你自家人的事? Can we focus more on your immediate family?
我老婆 女儿水火不容 My wife and daughter were not getting along.
天啊 这些雷射光碟真棒 Damn, these laser discs are incredible!
东尼一天到晚看教父第二集 他说就像在电影院看一样过瘾 Tony watches Godfather II. He says it looks just like the movie theater.
戈登威利斯 东尼比较喜欢看第二集 不是第一集？ Gordon Willis. Tony prefers II, not I?
他最喜欢 维多回西西里那一段 He likes where Vito goes back to Sicily.
第三集简直不知所云 With III, he was like, "What happened?"
东尼觉得 "四海好家伙"如何? Where does Tony rank Goodfellas?
什么 你家有浣熊? What, do you have raccoons?
-有人在撬我们家的窗户 -什么? -Somebody's jimmying a window. -What?
你们家不是装了保全系统吗? 怎么会有人... You have all these security lights, who would try and...?
不 我的天啊 露易斯! Oh, no. Jeez, Louise!
不要动! Hold it!
梅朵 Meadow.
我发现我们家的窗户 会喀喀作响 I noticed the glass rattles every time I walk to the laundry room.
我们家有没有玻璃接合剂? Do we have any putty?
少来这套 你偷偷出门! Don't give me that. You snuck out!
怎么了? What's going on?
你故意反锁我卧室的窗户 害我被活逮 You locked my bedroom window so I'd get caught.
我还以为你在楼上写功课! Normal people thought you were upstairs doing your homework!
你现在说谎成精了 You have become a master of lying and conniving.
我知道我被禁足了 I know I'm grounded.
派崔克明天就要参加游泳比赛 他需要我 Patrick's swim meet is tomorrow, and he needed me!
你以为你被禁足? 喔不 你想得美 Grounded for this? Oh, no, you're not grounded.
你别想和韩特一家人 到亚斯本去玩 You're not going to Aspen with Hunter Scangarelo!
好呀! Yes!
但我告诉你的这件狗屎事... But this shit I'm telling you...
迟早会事过境迁 it'll all blow over.
你不是告诉库沙马诺医生说 你觉得心情低落? Didn't you admit to Dr. Cusamano that you were feeling depressed?
麦尔菲 "Melfi."
你家是从义大利 哪个地方来的? What part of the boot you from?
麦尔菲医生 Dr. Melfi.
我爸爸是卡塞塔人 My father's people were from Caserta.
艾佛利诺人 Avellino.
要是咱们两个送作堆 我妈会高兴死 My mother would have loved it if you and I got together.
恐慌发作是一种 非常严重的疾病 Anxiety attacks are legitimate psychiatric emergencies.
万一你在开车时 突然发作怎么办? Suppose you were driving and you passed out.
我告诉你些事情 Let me tell you something.
时下流行 去看心理医师或辅导师 Nowadays, everybody's gotta go to shrinks and counselors
不然就是上脱口秀 把自己的难题公诸于世 and go on Sally Jessy Raphael and talk about their problems.
像贾利古伯那种坚强沉默的 Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
男子汉到哪儿去了? The strong, silent type?
那才是不折不扣的美式作风 That was an American.
他才懒得去发掘 自己的七情六欲 He wasn't in touch with his feelings.
他们不知道的是 一旦贾利古伯开始探讨 自己的七情六欲 They didn't realize once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings
他们就无法使他闭上嘴 they wouldn't be able to shut him up!
到时候他的毛病 就接二连三的出炉 So it's dysfunction this and that! And dysfunction va fangool!
你对这件事的反应很强烈 You have strong feelings about this.
我大学也念过一年半载 I had a semester and a half of college
我听过佛洛伊德 我了解心理治疗这回事 so I understand Freud. I understand therapy as a concept.
但在我的世界 不来这套 But in my world, it does not go down.
我是不是能更快乐一些? 那当然 谁不是呢? Could I be happier? Yeah. Yeah. Who couldn't?
你觉得很消沉吗? Do you feel depressed?
打从鸭子飞走之后 Since the ducks left
我想 I guess.
鸭子在你失去知觉之前飞走 The ducks that preceded your losing consciousness.
让我们来谈谈鸭子吧 Let's talk about them.
你做了这小子 你应该要等我才对 You can't blame T for being pissed. You should have waited.
只此一次下不为例 That's the last time I show any fucking initiative.
你能想像我的感受吗? Imagine how I felt?
东尼就快罩不住了 T's running down the business
我为了保住咱们的生意开杀戒 I fucking wet a guy to keep one of our stops.
他没有罩不住 这年头在纽约不好混 He's not running it down. It's just getting harder in New York.
1 One.
2 Two.
3 Three.
别这样! Come on!
-真是糟透了 -怎樣 普西? -This is fucked up. -What, Pussy?
你认为寇拉的叔叔发现这小子 陈尸在他的垃圾桶后 The Kolar uncle is gonna find the kid dead on one of his bins
就会识相退出吗? 想得美 and get out of our fucking business? No way.
路易斯贝西葬身鱼腹 "Louis Brassi sleeps with the fishes."
路卡贝西 Luca Brassi.
-路卡 -随便啦 -Luca. -Whatever.
根本八竿子打不着 There's differences, Christopher.
路卡贝西和这件事 From the Luca Brassi situation and this?
听着 如果寇拉知道 这小子死了态度会更强硬 Look, if the Kolars know the kid is dead, it hardens their position.
加上 现在条子对杀人犯特别有兴趣 Plus, now the cops are looking for a fucking murderer.
你想怎么办? What do you want to do?
让他失踪 他从此再也不回家 He disappears. He never comes home.
他们虽然有所怀疑 但却没有真凭实据 They know, but they don't know.
只能抱着一线希望 等他哪天再露面 They hope maybe he'll turn up...if.
快点 把他拖出来 Come on. Let's get him.
把他拖出来? Got him?
把他带到史坦顿岛 我把他碎尸万段 Take him to Staten Island, I'll cut him up.
普西 你知道 东尼在他儿子生日宴会上崩溃 Pussy, you know, with T collapsing at the birthday...
万一他失去行为能力怎么办? what would you do if he was, like, disabled?
你怎么可以说这种话? Why would you even ask that?
我们这里正在开研讨会 Our lecture series in action.
我们请了大学讲师 Someone from the university discussing
来带大家讨论赫斯顿的小说 the novels of, I believe, Zora Neale Hurston.
梅朵 你在学校 不是才刚读过她的小说吗? Didn't you just read her in school, Med?
很不错 It's very nice.
奶奶 这个地方很不错 You know, Grandma, this place is neat.
你该好好考虑一下 You should really think about it.
这间房间去年才重新装修过 This room was renovated last year.
那后面是什么? What goes on behind there?
再过去就是我们的安养中心 Those doors lead to our nursing unit.
我就知道这里是养老院 This is a nursing home!
这里是老人社区 但是万一... This is a residence, but just in case...
不 别想让我住养老院 No, you're not getting me into a nursing home.
你没听清楚她怎么说的 You're not listening to what she's saying.
我看过那些坐轮椅 像白痴般喋喋不休的女人 Women in wheelchairs, babbling like idiots!
妈 你没有听清楚 Ma, you're not listening.
你觉得自己很了不起? You think you're so high and mighty, don't you?
跟你花俏的办公室 With your fancy office.
安东尼 人们到这儿来等死的! Anthony, people come here to die!
我的天啊 快找医生来 Oh, my God! Somebody get a doctor.
你是来请我帮你的 这没什么丢脸的 So you've come back for help. Don't look at that as a defeat.
她经过经济大萧条的磨练 She's one of those who grew up during the Depression.
但是和我老妈比起来 经济大萧条简直不算什么 But the Depression to her was a trip to Six Flags.
你又开始消沉了 There's that "D" word again.
继续谈谈你母亲的事 Stay with your mother.
我老爸一死他就变成圣人 Now that my father's dead, he's a saint.
他在世时是个废物 When he was alive, nothing.
我爸爸很强悍 他在事业上呼风唤雨 My dad was tough, he ran his own crew.
却被我妈妈磨得志气全消 A guy like that and my mother wore him down to a little nub.
他死的时候简直像个窝囊废 He was a squeaking little gerbil when he died.
看来你妈妈很强势 Quite a formidable maternal presence.
老实说 我在工作上 也没什么成就感 I gotta be honest. I'm not getting any satisfaction from my work, either.
为什么? Why?
还不是因为瑞可 Well, because of RICO.
-瑞可是你哥哥吗? -不 是瑞可条款 -Is he your brother? -No. The RICO Statutes.
-当然 是的 -你看报纸吧? -Oh, of course, right. -You read the papers?
你知道 政府利用电子监控 You know, the government's using electronic surveillance
和各种法律策略来挤压我的生意 and various legal strategies to squeeze my business.
你对自己的谋生之道 有没有疑虑? Do you have any qualms about how you actually make a living?
有 Yeah.
我觉得自己就像小丑一样 I find I have to be the sad clown.
表面笑脸迎人 Laughing on the outside
心里凄风苦雨 crying on the inside.
年头变了 人心不古 See, things are trending downward.
以前就算被条子逮了 我们也威武不能屈 Used to be, a guy got pinched, he took his prison jolt.
每个人都守口如瓶 Everybody upheld a code of silence.
现在的人啊 价值观荡然无存 Nowadays, no values.
现在的人都不敢吃牢饭 Guys today have no room for the penal experience.
每个人都乖乖的当污点证人 So everybody turns government witness.
光是提到这件事 我就觉得身心俱疲 I feel exhausted just talking about it.
现在医学昌明 你不用承受 Well, with today's pharmacology, no one needs to suffer
意气消沉和身心俱疲的苦 with feelings of exhaustion and depression.
你要开百忧解给我了 是吧? Here we go. Here comes the Prozac.
麦赫菲没有钱 Mahaffey doesn't have it.
麦赫菲没有钱 这话什么意思? What do you mean he doesn't have it?
他没钱 He doesn't have the money.
他怎么可能没有钱? How can he not have the money?
他真的没钱了 The man does not have the money.
安东尼亲自开车撞倒那小子 We ran the man over with the car. T, himself.
他真的没钱了 一毛不剩 The man has no wiggle room. He's bled dry.
所以... So...
听说你伯伯打算做了 普西波贝瑟罗 I hear Junior wants to whack Pussy Bompensiero?
-普西麦蓝佳 -小普西? -Pussy Malanga. -Oh, Little Pussy.
难不成你以为他要对付 大普西? You think he's gonna fuck with Big Pussy?
我的普西? My Pussy?
安德瑞亚 Andrea.
今晚他们的酒钱都算店里请客 Stay with drinks on the house all night.
-对不起 丹提先生 -没关系 -Sorry, Mr. Dante. -It's okay.
你当老大你伯伯不爽 So your uncle resents that you're the boss.
越来越不爽 The sadness accrues.
他这辈子都吃不开 Your uncle's had a hard-on his whole life.
首先 被他的弟弟也就是你老爸 First, against your father, his younger brother
因為他比他早生小孩 because he was a made man before him.
现在 是你 And now, you.
他当然不愿意听你的话 So, sure, he can't stomach your telling him what to do.
我很爱我伯伯 Hesh, I love the man.
他因为缺乏安全感 就快要失控了 The man is driven in toto by his insecurities.
要我带话我也很不愉快 I feel bad I was the messenger.
你那个开餐厅的朋友亚瑟 Your friend Artie, with the restaurant.
把他帶出城 Get him out of town.
这样一来 餐厅就无法营业 你伯伯就只好在别的地方动手 That way the restaurant closes, the hit goes down someplace else.
你這老奸巨猾的 You old fucking Jew.
难怪你一直都是我老爸的军师 No wonder my old man kept you around so long.
告诉我 麦赫菲是怎么欠下 这么多钱的 So what about this fucking Jew's 250 on Mahaffey's 100?
麦赫菲就要有新合伙人了... Mahaffey has a new business partner...
你 you.
健保局每天都付数百万的钞票 These HMOs pay out millions...
给医生 医院等等 ...to doctors, hospitals, whatever.
我做的断层扫描 一次就要两千块 That MRI I had, $2000 a pop.
现在 我们给麦赫菲几条路走 Now, we give this Mahaffey a choice.
无论是他的公司要支付假索赔 Either his company pays out phony claims
还是要设立一个空头诊所 to fake clinics we set up...
不然就叫他欠债还钱 or he pays Hesh the 250 grand he owes him...
我们知道这简直是缘木求鱼 which we know he cannot do.
再不然就送他去见閰罗王 Or it's a rainy night in Lyndhurst.
很高明 这票大有赚头 Very smart. Could be major.
搞不好像垃圾一样好赚 Could be as good as garbage.
-垃圾是我们的衣食父母 -曾經 -Garbage is our bread and butter. -Was.
梅朵小姐! Miss Meadow!
梅朵 So, Med.
我不去了 I'm not going.
从你还小的时候每年今天 Every year, on this date, since you were itty-bitty
咱们母女俩都打扮的花枝招展 Mom and Meadow get all dolled up
到纽约广场大饭店喝下午茶 drive into New York Plaza Hotel for tea under Eloise's portrait.
看 你的呢? Look, where's yours?
我功课很多 I have too much homework.
梅朵 这是我们的小传统 Meadow, its our little tradition!
我们每次都玩得很开心 We always have so much fun!
老实说 从我八岁开始 我就觉得这样做傻透了! To tell you the truth, I felt it was dumb since I was 8!
我去是因为你喜欢這么做 I just go because you like it.
我还以为你结婚后 Here I thought this was something we would do long after you got married
我们祖孙三代还可以一起去呢 with girls of your own.
希望到时候我能住得离这里 十万八千里远 Hopefully I won't be living around here by then.
你有新邮件 You've got mail.
梅朵 这是规矩 你不能因为 不喜欢就想办法规避 Meadow, you can't just lie and cheat and break the rules you don't like!
怎么? 你有话要说吗? What? You have something you want to say?
妈 你知不知道 到亚斯本滑雪对我而言有多重要? Mom, do you have any idea how much it means to go skiing in Aspen?
你以为这种机会天天有吗? Do you think that'll happen every year?
像到纽约广场饭店 喝烂下午茶一样稀松平常吗? Like lame tea and scones at the Plaza Hotel?
-再见 -拜托别忘了关门 -Goodbye. -Close my door, please.
亚瑟 Artie.
给我一点 哦！是一点不是一堆 别那么多 Give me a drop. Oh! A drop, not a spurt. Soave, a drop!
-你好吗? -好吧 你去负责肉丸子 -How are you? -All right. Stir the meatballs.
-我有件事想请你帮忙 -什么事? -Could you help me out? -Yeah, what do you need?
克鲁斯 加勒比地区 Cruise. Caribbean.
加勒比海豪华游轮之旅 11日到29日 S.S. Sagafjord, 11th through the 29th.
我有两张票 但是不能去 Pair of tickets. I can't use them.
你去好不好? Can you take them off my hands?
-你票哪来的? -免费招待券 -Where'd they come from? -Comps.
免费招待券? Comps?
那什么意思? What does that mean?
我身为餐饮同业公会的理事长 As manager for the Kitchen and Restaurant Workers Union
要负责牙医健保 你有没有在听? I administer the dental plan. You listening to me?
这就是那些牙医送我的谢礼 A couple of dentists got together and awarded me these tickets.
问题是 这段时间我走不开 The problem is, I can't get away those dates.
拿去 你最后一次度假是什么时候? Here. When was your last vacation?
-安东尼 谢谢 -别客气 -Anthony, thank you. -All right.
索波诺先生? Mr. Soprano?
东尼索波诺绝对不可能这么大方! 门儿都沒有! You cannot accept a gift like that from Tony Soprano! No way!
听我说 夏曼 Listen to me, Charmaine
要是我再不休息一下 if I stick my hand up the ass of one more lobster without a break
我就要疯了 I'm gonna go postal.
我不想再谈这件事了 拜托! I don't even want to talk about it anymore, please!
亚特 梅莉莎 來吧 亲愛的 该回家了 Art, Melissa, come on, honey. It's time to go home.
去度度假 对我们的婚姻生活有益 You have to get away. We have to get away for the marriage.
不行 那些黑社会光顾你的生意已经够糟了 好嗎? No! It's bad enough that these mobsters patronize the place, okay?
那又怎样? 我们又没有关系 So what? We're not connected.
没错 因为我们要把这两张票还给他 Right. Because we just turned down those tickets!
这两张票是免费招待券 东尼是公会的头头 But the tickets were comps. Tony is a labor leader.
亚瑟 拜託 成熟点! Arthur, please. Grow up!
你不觉得那些牙医 Does the mind not rebel at any scenario under which dentists
送纽泽西教父豪华游轮船票 这件事很奇怪吗? are sending the don of New Jersey first class on a Norwegian steamship?
醒醒吧 亚瑟 这些船票是某人用鲜血换来的 Come on, Arthur, somebody donated their kneecaps for those tickets!
賀曼 我没有任何办法可以破壞我的公司 Herman, there is no way I can subvert my fucking company.
你是要保险公司给付你们没做过的断层扫描? Have them pay claims for MRIs that never happened?
-纸上作业会搞得天衣无缝 -我要怎么做才不会被抓到? -The paperwork will look real. -How do I not get caught?
你不要妄自菲薄 你是个聪明人 I hate to hear you knocking yourself. You're a smart guy.
我现在很消沉 食不下咽 辗转难眠 I'm depressed. I'm so fucking depressed I can't eat, sleep.
-你有没有吃百忧解? -我吃舒服乐 兩種差不多 -You on Prozac? -Zoloft. It's similar.
-那能帮我断绝赌瘾 -是吗? -It's supposed to help with gambling. -No shit.
这些新的抗忧郁药物 This new generation of antidepressants
据说对强迫症患者也有帮助 are supposed to be useful against compulsive behaviors.
真是太羞愧了 That's a shame.
可惜这药来不及帮你 A medication comes along after your gambling
你就被赌博给害惨了 gets your fucking hip busted to shit.
我也不想这么愤世嫉俗 I'm trying not to be cynical.
你欠的债和周遭的感受 就是一切问题的根源 Your debt and the feelings surrounding it is the source of all your problems.
抱歉我一直没有还你钱 贺曼 I'm sorry I haven't paid you, Herman.
这点我知道 I know you are.
我也无意中伤东尼索波诺 And I never meant to denigrate Tony Soprano.
-你要不要到悬崖上散散步? -不行 我还拄着拐杖 -Want to walk on the rocks? -Crutches, I can't.
别婆婆妈妈的 那里很美 我们扶你嘛 It's beautiful out there. Come on, we'll help you.
我常常在那里想事情 I go out there to think.
谢了 我看还是算了吧 Thanks, but no.
咱们试试看吧 Let's try it.
就是你刚刚说的 诈领保险费的事... What you were saying before with the MRIs and....
东尼! T!
迪克在找你 Dick's looking for you!
东尼 我刚从崔伯塔那听说了 Hey, Tony, I just heard from Triborough Towers.
寇拉兄弟打退堂鼓了 The Kolar brothers withdrew their bid.
很不错 很不错 That's good. That's good.
对了 亚瑟布科来找你 Listen, by the way, Artie Bucco's here to see you.
-我得走了 -保重 -I gotta go, guys. -Take care.
亚瑟 Artie!
亚瑟 你没事吧? Artie, you all right?
-我不能收 -你在说什么? -I can't. -What are you talking about?
我们不是讨论过了吗? 你需要度假 We discussed this. You gotta leave town.
对不起 I'm sorry.
真是令人忍无可忍 This is unacceptable.
我两个礼拜前就订了位子 I made a reservation two weeks ago.
先生 我已经解释过了 现在客人都还没有吃完你排第六顺位 Sir, people are not leaving, and there are five parties ahead of you.
-你要我...? -请问有什么事吗? -So what would you like...? -Can I help you?
我好好的说了她一顿 I tore her a new one.
我们為什么不到到别的地方吃? Why don't we just go to another restaurant and eat?
我们都来了 We're here.
索波诺先生 你好吗? 很高兴看到你 Mr. Soprano, how you doing? Good to see you.
你好吗? How you doing?
这边请 借过一下 This way. Excuse me.
小甜心 我饿死了 东尼 你要去哪里? Sweetie-pie, I'm hungry. Tony, where you going?
你好吗? Hey. How are you?
很好 Good.
你常来这儿吃饭? You come here?
有时候 When possible.
你给我的装修建议 真有用 Those decorating tips you gave me, they really work.
很好 Good.
你好吗? How you doing?
尼尔斯 尼尔斯? Nils, Nils?
你知道那是谁吗? Do you know who that was?
你显然知道 Well, I mean, obviously you do.
他是你的病人吗? What, is he a patient?
你明知道我不能说 You know I can't say.
装修建议 是喔 Decorating tips, yeah, right.
尼尔斯 闭嘴 Nils, shut the fuck up.
波格兰先生 你的桌子就要准备好了 Mr. Borglund, they're setting up your table now.
哇 Whoa.
今晚在餐厅遇到的那女人是谁? Who was that woman at the restaurant?
我的装潢设计师 My decorator.
什么? 你為垃圾堆装潢吗? What? You're redoing the garbage dump?
够幽默 你别乱弄我的帽子 That's funny. Hey, you better not mess with that hat!
拜託 那是甘乃迪的帽子耶 我在拍卖会上买来的 Come on, it's JFK's hat! I bought it at that auction.
拿来 Give me that!
艾琳娜 老天 Irina, Jesus.
我就知道 你们两个的关系不简单 I know there is something more intimate between you and her.
什么不简单? 我们只是聊聊罢了 Nothing intimate. We just talk.
索波诺先生 你好 Mr. Soprano, buona sera.
好几个月没见 你上哪去了? We don't see you. Where you been?
你知道的 有时 You know, sometimes
人生很美好 life is good.
人生本来就很美好 Life is often good.
你说得好 Regaleali, for example.
你最近心情倒是挺不错的 You've been in good spirits the last couple days.
卡蜜拉 我有件事要对你坦诚 Carmela, there's something I gotta confess.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
酒放在这里丟在你脸上比较顺手 Getting my wine in position to throw in your face!
你每次都这么大惊小怪 You're always with the drama.
你有屁快放 Confess already, please. Get it over with!
我在吃百忧解 I'm on Prozac.
天啊 Oh. Oh, my God.
我去看心理医生了 I been seeing a therapist.
天啊 我觉得这真是太棒了 Oh, my God. I think that's great.
我觉得这太好了! 我觉得这非常勇敢! I think that's wonderful! I think that's so gutsy!
-别这么激动 -但我觉得这件事真是棒到极点 -Take it easy. -But I think that's very wonderful.
难不成你以前把我当成食人魔 You'd think I was Hannibal Lecter.
我觉得这真是太好了 心理医师救不了你的灵魂 I think it's great. Psychology doesn't address the soul.
但这至少是个好的开始 真了不起 But this is a start. This is something.
我看我还是闭嘴吧 Oh, I'm gonna shut up now.
我不说了 I'll shut up now.
这件事我只告诉你 You're the only person who knows.
这是因为你是我太太 The only reason I'm telling you this is because you're my wife.
你是这个星球上我唯一可以完全诚实的人 You're the only person on this planet that I'm completely honest with.
少来了 Oh, please.
我是说真的 Hey, goddamn it, I'm serious.
要是被错的人知道了 我就必须为我的后脑 If the wrong person finds out, I get a steel jacket
准备一件抗抑郁的钢铁外套 of antidepressant in the back of the head.
我不知道你这么不快乐 I didn't realize you were so unhappy.
我不知道 I don't know.
我的母亲... My mother...
你有告诉他你父亲的事吧? You told him about your father, right?
-谁? -你的心理医生 -Who? -Your therapist.
是阿 我告诉他了 Yeah. Yeah, I told him.
很好 但让你烦恼的人是你母亲 Good. But your mother is the one.
我不知道 我只是觉得生活中的一切都失去平衡 I don't know, I just feel like lately my life's out of balance.
人生本来就是一个谜 Our existence on this earth is a puzzle.
我唯一的女儿恨我 My own daughter hates me.
她不恨你 She doesn't hate you, Carm.
我们以前是无话不谈的好友 We were best friends.
母女嘛 她迟早会回到你身边 Mothers and their daughters. She'll come back to you.
-喂? -老天! -Hello? -Jesus!
沒有社交的生活怎么樣? What's the matter, no social life?
惨毙了 Blow me.
爸 Dad.
我帮你带了你最爱吃的回来 I brought you my primavera. It's your favorite.
-谁打来的? -克里斯多佛 -Who is it? -Christopher.
-嘿 -咱们有个朋友回来了 -Hey. -Our friend is back in town.
常常被人和黑帮分子 波贝瑟罗搞混的普西麦蓝佳 "Little Pussy" Malanga, sometimes confused with "Big Pussy" Bompensiero...
刚刚从佛州返回... had just returned from Florida...
所以伯伯就要动手了? So it's gonna go down soon?
别担心 我有办法快刀斩乱麻 Don't worry. I got a way to put it to bed.
來吧 梅朵 Come on, Meadow.
-猎鹰队加油 -來啊 出发了 -Go, Falcons! -Come on, let's go!
你什么时候要? So when do you need this by?
马上 Right away.
-梅朵 了不起 -真是出神入化 -Way to go, Meadow! -Beautiful, beautiful!
我想我应该有办法 I think I can get a party like that together.
-出界? 根本是线上球 -裁判 你在睡觉啊? -Side out? That ball hit the line! -What are you doing, ref?
妈没有来? Mom didn't come?
她以为你不希望她来 Didn't think you wanted her to.
车在那里 The car's over there.
丹提先生 再见 Hey, Mr. Dante. See you, Heather.
你们打得不错 You guys played a good game.
海瑟丹提 她的钉鞋是哪来的? Heather Dante. Where'd she get that spike?
你不觉得妈这样 太不公平了吗? Don't you think it's unfair what Mom is doing?
现在又搞得这么可怜兮兮 Making this little movie scene out of it.
"伤心欲绝的母亲 甚至不敢来看女儿打球" "The Sad Mom Who Can't Even Come to Her Daughter's Sports Event."
爸? Dad?
你不覺得实在太过分了? Don't you think it's totally out there?
我指得是 我的亚斯本之旅 她究竟在想什么? I mean, my Aspen trip. What is she thinking?
爸? Dad?
我好几年没到这个地方来了 It's been years since I've been here.
爸 求求你劝劝她 Dad, please talk to her, please.
这实在是愚不可及 God, this is so stupid.
我们为什么坐在这里? Why are we sitting here?
你妈认为你有潜力名列前茅 Your mother thinks you have the capacity to be a top student.
我也有同感 And I agree.
你们想要什么 要求我十全十美? What do you guys want, perfection?
你在看什么? What are you looking at?
你的曾祖父和他弟弟法兰克 Your great-grandfather and his brother Frank...
他们盖這地方 they built this place.
那又怎样 Big whoop.
他们是从义大利来的大理石匠 Stone and marble workers. They came over here from Italy
然後他们盖了這地方 and they built this place.
是喔 好 两个人 Yeah, right. Two guys.
当然不是 他们只是工人之一 No, they were two guys on a crew of, you know, laborers.
这不是他们设计的 They didn't design it
但他们知道要怎么盖 but they knew how to build it.
现在的人连浴缸都弄不好 Now find two guys who can put decent grout around your bathtub.
我觉得很好 So I feel good.
大概不用再来了 So I don't know if I'm gonna be needing to come back.
那不是百忧解的功劳 It's not the Prozac.
为什么不? Why not?
你刚刚说你的思路清晰你太太也说你似乎好多了? You said you're thinking clearer and your wife says you seem to be better?
那不是吃药的关系 It's not the medication.
吃百忧解要好几个礼拜才会生效 Prozac takes weeks to build up effective levels in the blood.
那是为什么? Well, what is it, then?
因为你能到这儿来跟我谈 Coming here. Talking.
希望有很多种形式 Hope comes in many forms.
谁有那么多美国时间? Well, who's got time for that?
你究竟想跟我说什么? What is it you want to say to me?
我昨晚做了一个梦 I had a dream last night.
我梦到我的肚脐 My bellybutton was
是个螺丝钉... a Phillips head screw...
然後我试着把它转开... and I'm working unscrewing it...
但转开之后... and when I get it unscrewed...
我的老二就掉下来了 my penis falls off.
我将它捡起来然后带着他跑去 You know, I pick it up and I'm holding it and I'm running around
找以前帮我修车那小子 looking for the guy who used to work on my Lincoln
把它装回去 so he can put it back on.
但 我帶著他 And you know, I'm holding it up...
突然飞来一只鸟把我的老二抓过去 and this bird swoops down and grabs it in its beak
然後飞走了 and flies off with it.
什么样的鸟? What kind of bird?
我不知道 好像是海鸥 I don't know. Sea gull or something.
水鸟? A water bird?
我上个礼拜 看了电视上播的"鸟" 是不是因为这个原因? I saw The Birds last week. Think that planted the idea?
还有什么样的水鸟? What else is a water bird?
鹈鹕 红鹤 Pelican, flamingo.
那鸭子呢? What about ducks?
那些该死的鸭子 Those goddamn ducks.
那群野鸭为什么对你如此意义重大? What is it about those ducks that meant so much to you?
我不知道 那是個旅行 I don't know, it was a trip
这些野鸭 having those wild creatures
飞到我家在游泳池里养育小宝宝 come into my pool and have their little babies.
它们飞走让我好伤心啊 I was sad to see them go.
可恶 我好想哭 Oh, Jesus, fuck. Now he's gonna cry.
該死 Shit. Fuck me.
那对野鸭孵出小鸭后 它们就成为一家人 When the ducks gave birth to those babies, they became a family.
你说得对 You're right.
的确有关联 It's a link. A connection.
我怕我会失去我的家人 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose my family
就像我失去那些野鸭一样 like I lost the ducks.
所以我才会这么害怕 That's what I'm full of dread about.
这种恐惧挥之不去 It's always with me.
你担心会发生什么事? What are you so afraid's going to happen?
我不知道 I don't know.
我一辈子辛辛苦苦打拚 You work so hard.
结果心血结晶却... You work so damn hard and to see your life's dream...
付之一炬 burn down.
这样想吧 你可以领保险金了 Look at it this way, you collect the insurance.
你該對自己说 "情况可能更糟" You gotta say to yourself, "It could have been worse."
这怎么可能? 我的炉子完了 How could it have been worse? Fucking faulty stove!
你有没有想过 没有客人上门不是更惨吗? Suppose people stopped coming, ever think of that?
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know what the fuck.
他说得对 经营不善可就没保险金领 He's right. There's no insurance for that.
客人怎么会不上门? 我的生意终于上了轨道 Why would people stop coming to the restaurant? It's just catching on.
你们知道我最近 想通什么了吗? You know what I'm figuring out lately?
找人倾吐是很有帮助的 Talking helps.
-没错 -他说得没错 -That's right. -He's right. He's right.
希望...有很多种不同的形式 Hope...comes in many forms.
完全正确 Absolutely.
别这样 Come on.
拿着 Here, hold this.
亚瑟 Artie.
亚瑟 别这样 Artie, come on.
看着我 Hey, look at me. Look at me.
我一定会帮你的 I'll always help you.
别难过 Come on. Come on.
去弄点东西给我们吃 让他下厨 他会好过些 Go cook. Hey, let him cook. He'll feel better.
总有一天我会告诉他 他的餐厅是我们烧的 Someday I'll tell him we torched the restaurant.
够了 怎么回事? All right, enough of this shit. What's wrong?
你可以说一句... You know, a simple...
"克里斯多佛 垃圾合约的事干得好" "Way to go, Chris, on the Triborough Towers contract!" would have been nice.
就是這樣 That's it.
你说得对 You're right.
是我不对 I have no defense.
但我就是这样长大的 我父母从来没有鼓励过我 That's how I was parented. Never supported. Never complimented.
我表哥格瑞利的马子 My cousin Gregory's girlfriend
在好莱坞混 is what they call a development girl, out in Hollywood.
她说我的自传可以卖好几百万 She said I could sell my life story, make fucking millions.
但我没这么做 我留下来跟你 I didn't do that. I stuck it out with you.
我会杀了你的 你敢出卖我? I'll fucking kill you. Are you gonna go Henry Hill on me now?
你知道有多少黑帮混混 想卖剧本结果落得身首异处? You know how many mobsters are selling screenplays and screwing things up?
她说我可以亲自担纲 She said I could maybe even play myself.
-是嗎? -没错 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
别再想那些狗屁倒灶的事 你以为没人找过我? Forget Hollywood screenplays. Forget those distractions, huh?
你覺得我们沒有事要做了? What, you think I haven't had offers?
我们要另辟财路 We got work to do. New avenues.
从现在开始就是康庄大道 Everything's gonna be all right from here on in. Come on.
今天风和日丽 怎么可能会出问题? Look, it's a beautiful day. What could be bad?
谢谢你来接我去参加派对 It's nice of you to pick me up for the party, Junior.
-至少还有你关心我 -现在的年轻人 -At least somebody cares about me. -These kids today.
他巴不得我住进养老院 I suppose he thinks once he's got me in a nursing home
早死早好这样他就不用再开车接送我 I'll die faster and then he won't have to drive me anywhere.
如果他爸爸还在世的话 If his father was still alive
他不会这样对他老妈的 you can bet he'd show more decency and respect for his mother.
我弟弟约翰是男人中的男人 Well, my brother John was a man among men.
他是个圣人 He was a saint.
现在年头变了 人心不古 Lots of things are different now from Johnny's and my day.
怎么说? What do you mean?
我现在连想做事的自由都没有 I'm not free to run my business like I want.
真糟糕 Aw, isn't that awful.
这个礼拜 你儿子还插手管我的事 Just this week, your son stuck his hand in
害我一个头两个大 and made it 100 times more difficult for me.
而且 他还捞过界到纽约去 Plus, he thumbs his nose at New York.
你又能怎么办? 他们这一代的人都是这样 What are you gonna do? He's part of a whole generation.
你还记得那些怪发型? 和毒品的事吗? Do you remember the crazy hair? And the dope?
甚至连军中都一堆同性恋 Now it's fags in the military.
别说了 你害我心情坏透了 Stop it, Junior. You're making me very upset!
我也不想这样 但是我一天到晚心情不好 I don't like to, Livia, but I'm agita all the time.
还有一件事生意现在一落千丈 And I'll tell you something else, things are down all across the board.
我们有很多朋友都在抱怨 A lot of friends of ours are complaining.
我们以前经得起风吹雨打 但现在不同了 We used to be recession-proof. No more.
这不能全怪在司法单位上 You can't blame it all on the Justice Department.
我们的朋友對我说 Our friends say to me
"小索 你为什么不多管点事?" "Junior, why don't you take a larger hand in things?"
我总要采取行动 莉薇亚 我们要想办法管管东尼 Something may have to be done, Livia, about Tony.
我不知道 I don't know.
他们终于来了 妈妈 伯伯 There they are. Hey, Ma, Uncle Jun.
你用牧豆树当柴火 这样香肠的味道会怪怪的 You're using mesquite. That makes the sausage taste peculiar.
-奶奶 -生日快乐 大男孩 -Hi, Grandma. -Happy birthday, my big boy.
卡蜜拉 我妈来了 Carmela, my mother's here.
大家开动了 Everybody, let's eat.