9号秘事 第二季 第一集
晚上好 欢迎乘坐法国国铁 本趟列车终点站 Bonsoir et bienvenue a bord ce train SNCF a destination de
卧铺车厢
是布尔格-圣-莫里斯 将于明早7:40到达 Bourg-Saint-Maurice qui arrivera a 7 heure quarante demain matin.
翻译: 小逗比 草草 歌谣 红枫 美牛是一碗饭
校对&总监:小逗比
时间&后期:加森
德语顾问: 美伦是一碗汤
不好意思 Tschuldigung.
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该死 Ach, verdammter mist!
你能把窗关上吗 Could you close the window, please?
请把窗关上 Schliessen sie das fenster, bitte?
在这儿呢 看啊 Oh, it's here, look.
-哪里 -这里 9号 - Where? - Here. Number nine.
-天呐 里面已经有人了 -那又怎么样 - Oh, God, there's people in here already. - So?
-人家都睡了 -这是卧铺 - They're asleep. - It's a sleeper train.
你以为他们会做什么 打乒乓吗 What do you expect them to be doing? Playing ping pong?
小点声啊 抱歉 Keep your voice down. Sorry.
-我把这放起来 -这个呢 - Er, I'll just put these away. - Well, what about these?
可别弄皱了 还得参加婚礼 Don't want them all creased up for the wedding.
那就挂好 Well, hang them up.
把票拿出来 看看哪个是我们的床铺 Find the ticket, see which ones are ours.
赶紧弄完拉倒吧 我还想睡呢 Just get on with it, would you? I'm trying to sleep.
好的 抱歉 Yeah, sorry.
列车上有刷牙的水池子呢 Here, they've got sinks for brushing your teeth -
但水是褐色的 but the water's brown.
我觉得不靠谱 I don't trust it.
-哪个是我们的 -看不清 - Which one's ours? - I can't see.
-开灯看啊 -莱斯 - I'll put the big light on. - Les!
我觉得应该是上铺那两张 但已经有人睡了 I think it's these top two, but there's someone in that one.
开什么玩笑 Oh, you're joking...
没事 我们睡这俩就好 Well, it's all right, we'll just take these two.
不 我要睡上面 No, I want to go on the top!
莱斯 你又不是6岁小孩 Les, you're not six!
那可是我唯一的期待 It's the only thing I was looking forward to.
比你女儿的婚礼还期待吗 What, more than your daughter's wedding?
我们把他叫醒吧 Let's just wake him up.
不行 我都已经吵醒这位先生了 No! I've already disturbed this gentleman.
你要是那么在意 我们就一起睡这个 We'll both go in this one, if you're that fussed.
就当是刺激冒险吧 Be an adventure.
这又不是水晶迷宫 It's not the Crystal Maze, you know?
她为什么非要在法国结婚啊 What did she want to get married in France for, anyway?
奶酪餐厅后屋可以免费用的 Could have had the back room at The Cheese for free.
因为她想在法国山谷里醒来 莱斯 Because she wanted to wake up in the French mountains, Les -
而不是伯里的酒吧花园里 not in a pub garden in Bury.
他们肯定会奉上精致的菜肴 They'd have put on a good spread.
而且也会请个歌手来 And they'd have an artist on at the night do.
这里的酒席也不会差 They'll do a good spread here.
这可是法国 世界美食之都 You're in France - cuisine capital of the world.
我可不吃青蛙腿 Yeah, well, I'm not eating frogs' legs.
闭嘴吧 你螃蟹屌都吃 Oh, shut up about that. You have crab's dicks.
什么 What?
你 在酒吧吃过螃蟹屌 You - you eat crab's dicks in the pub.
那是蟹足棒 什么是螃蟹屌啊 That's "crab sticks", you idiot. What's a crab's dick?
不知道 就觉着还挺大的 Well, I don't know. I thought they were big.
能安静点吗 Would you be quiet, please?
抱歉 我们这就收拾好 Sorry, love. We're just sorting ourselves out.
是啊 不 Yeah... No...
我也是 亲爱的 我身上臭死了 Oh, me too, babe. I absolutely stink.
离开布拉格之后就没洗过澡了 Haven't had a shower since Prague.
谁知道啊 Oh, fuck knows.
等等 Hold on...
太棒了 Awesome.
抱歉 有人知道这是哪个国家吗 Excuse me, does anyone know what country we're in?
你在法国呢 亲爱的 You're in France, love.
天呐 我们在法国 Oh, my God, we're in France!
奥地利就那么过去了吗 What happened to Austria?
是啊 Yeah, right...
等等 等等 Hold on, hold on...
我先去走廊里一下 I'm going to go out in the corridor.
是啊 我在卧铺车厢呢 Yeah, I'm in the er, couchette.
不 是个小房间那种 No, it's like a room.
就像是车轮上的旅馆 太坑爹了 Basically a hostel on wheels. It's so fucked.
-不是 -能关下门吗 - No... - Could you close the door, please?
拜托 Excuse me?
拜托 Excuse me!
真过分 Ridiculous!
-我们脱衣服吧 -好 - Come on, let's get undressed. - Ah, yeah.
你... You...
干什么呢 我... What you doing? I can't...
我就是想帮你 I'm just trying to help!
你干什么呢 把头支开 What are you doing? Get your head out!
不行 我们得叫醒他 It's no good. We'll have to have to wake him up.
别了 No!
地方太小了 There's no room!
-打扰 -怎么回事 - Hey, excuse me. - Ah, was ist...?
你睡了我们的铺位 Er, you're in our bed.
你睡了我妻子的铺位 Er...you are in my wife's bed.
-是吗 -是啊 - Ja? - Ja.
行吗 Is that OK?
好啊 行啊 过来吧 Ja, warum nicht? Komm...
不不 不是和你睡 你得到下面去 Oh, no, no, no, no, not with you. You have to go down.
可以啊 伺候你的"下面" Ja, das klingt gut, ja.
别让他瞎想 Don't give him any ideas.
不是 你看... No, er, here...
9D Er, er... 9D.
9D 9d.
你睡错了铺位 他们让你换铺 Sie sind in der falschen bett, sie mussen bewegen!
这跟你有什么关系 Was hat das mit Ihnen zu tun, ha?
你看票啊 Sie haben die Fahrkarte!
这有什么关系啊 我都睡下了 Was fur einen unterschied macht es? Ich bin schon in bett!
因为你们吵得我没法睡 Weil ich nicht schlafen kann!
我们都搅起第三次世界大战了 We've started World War Three here.
真是荒唐 太过分了 Das ist lacherlich... Verdammt lacherlich...
小心那套西装 Watch those suits, pal.
-西装 你个白痴 -莱斯 - The suits! Ignorant. - Les!
瞧他那个熊样 Well, look at him - Baba Papa.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
我们也不想大惊小怪的 We don't mean to cause a fuss,
但是最好把铺位都安排妥当 对吧 but it's better to get it sorted, isn't it?
听着 我明早有一个很重要的面试 Look, I have a very important interview tomorrow morning.
我们还有8小时42分钟 We have 8 hours and 42 minutes
才能到布尔格-圣-莫里斯 before we arrive in Bourg-Saint-Maurice.
我希望大部分时间可以用来睡觉 I should like to spend the majority of that time sleeping!
明白 我们也一样 不好意思 Yeah, so would we. Sorry.
快点 莱斯 赶紧回你的铺位 Go on, Les... shift yourself.
我为什么要上去 整个铺位都是汗 臭死了 Oh, why do I have to go in? It's all sweaty and horrible.
这位先生刚说了 人家想睡一会儿 The gentleman's just told you he's trying to get some sleep.
我得先把这些衣服挂起来 不是吗 I'm going to hang these suits up first, aren't I?
看见了吗 这些衣服是为我女儿婚礼准备的 Hey, hey, hey? These are for our daughters' wedding.
去你妈的 Verpiss dich!
-你简直是猪 -求你们了 - Ah, you pig! - Oh, please!
我这就安静 I'll be quiet now.
太臭了 Oh, it stinks!
晚安啦 Night, night.
晚安了 Night, night.
莱斯 Les!
我听见了 是我设的旅行闹钟 I know, it's my travel alarm.
把它关了 Turn it off.
就响30秒 很快就结束 Only lasts 30 seconds. Be over soon.
快停了 Not long, now.
莱斯 Les!
我说什么来着 Told you.
就在这个下铺 Just down here.
太棒了 Excellent.
其实这里比头等车厢更好呢 This is actually much nicer than first class.
真的吗 Seriously?
真的 这里更真实 你懂我意思吧 Yeah. It's a lot more real, if you know what I mean?
来 Here.
这儿让我想起我曾经在普吉岛住过的一家旅店 This actually reminds me of a hostel I stayed in, out in Phuket.
那里的厕所特别恶心 The toilets were disgusting.
我喜欢那种鬼地方 你去过印度吗 I love all that shit. Have you done India?
去过 印度超赞的 我在那里患上了肝炎 Oh, yeah, it was awesome. I got hepatitis.
-是吗 A型还是B型 -A型 - Really? A or B? - Only A.
我朋友卡莱姆在孟买染了伤寒 Still, my friend Callum got typhoid in Mumbai.
他父母不得不雇了架救护直升机把他接回家 His parents had to pay for an air ambulance to get him out.
搞得跟电影《战火屠城》似的 It was like The Killing Fields.
妈呀 他人没事吧 Shit! Was he OK?
他瘦了将近40斤 他高兴坏了 Yeah... he lost like 3st. He was really pleased.
他以前有点儿胖 He was a bit of a blob.
话说... So, um...
目前为止 你对欧洲是什么印象 What are your impressions of Europe, so far?
我喜欢欧洲的历史 建筑等等 I just love all the history and buildings and stuff.
你都看到过什么 Mm, what have you seen?
有一个比利时的雕像叫什么来着 Um, what's the one in Belgium,
是一个小男孩露着鸡鸡 of the little boy with his dick out?
撒尿小童 Le Mannekin Pis.
我想应该是海罗里穆斯·杜克思诺于1688年设计的 Er, designed by Hieronimus Duquesnoy in 1688, I think.
没错 我翻过了围栏 Yeah, I climbed over the railings
拍了张小男孩往我嘴里撒尿的照片 and got a picture of it pissing in my mouth.
你太没节操了 爱死你了 Wow, you're so vile... I love you.
如果谁借我点儿卫生纸 我就以身相许了 Well, if someone lends me their toilet paper, I'm anybody's.
我的卫生纸可多的是 There's plenty more where that came from.
靠 我总是忘了这儿还有别人 Oh, fuck. I keep forgetting there's other people in here.
我们去你那节车厢吧 Shall we go to your carriage?
不要吧 其实这里更好 No, actually, it's better here, yeah.
小车厢才好玩儿 It's a right giggle.
你来了的确好玩多了 It is, now you're here.
烤肉酱的味道 Barbecue sauce.
话说 你觉得不同国家的男人有什么不同 So erm, how have you found the men, from country to country?
我可不是暗指你是个荡妇 也许你就是 Not that I'm implying you're a slag - or maybe you are.
我也不知道 I don't know?
不 我就是 你可以说我玩遍各国男人了 No, I am. You could say I've covered a lot of ground.
好吧 哪个国家的男人最强 OK. Who comes out on top?
那得看... Well, that depends...
做爱地点是在沼泽湿地还是干旱沙漠了 whether we're in the marshy wetlands or the arid desert.
我想不出来欧洲有沙漠啊 Can't actually think of a desert in Europe,
除了西班牙的塔本纳斯沙漠 other than Tabernas in Spain.
不 我的意思是厕所 No, I meant up the shitter.
好吧 不错 Right, good.
你是个勇于探险的人吗 Are you much of an explorer?
我相当有冒险精神的 I can be quite adventurous.
当年德比郡的洞穴探险还是很刺激的 Pot-holing in Derbyshire was properly intense.
这么说来你总是进入得很深 是吗 So you're used to going in pretty deep, then?
那得看那个"洞"是什么样的了 Ah, it depends how cavernous we're talking.
前方有颠簸 请系好安全带 Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!
出什么事了 What's the matter?
-我的天 -怎么回事 - Oh, my God! - What's going on?
他死了 He's dead!
谁把大灯打开 Someone put big light on.
出什么事了 你是谁 What's going on? Who are you?
我刚刚正和那谁在喝杯睡前酒 I...I was just having a night cap with...
不好意思 忘了你名字 Sorry, I forgot your name...
-雪娜 -雪娜 - Shona. - Shona.
然后 这家伙就从天而降了 When, er... this chap fell out of the sky.
给我让开 我是医生 Get out of my way. I'm a doctor.
出什么事了 我们到站了吗 Was ist passiert? Sind wir angekommen?
这个男的从床上跌下来了 Dieser Mann aus dem bett gefallen.
我以为他只是沉默寡言 I thought he was very quiet.
他没事吧 老兄 Is he all right, bud?
他死了 He's dead.
我靠啊 Shittington.
他脸上似乎有处损伤 还是水泡 He appears to have some sort of lesion, or blister on his face.
有可能是丹毒 Could be erysipelas...
老天 不好意思 不是 那是我的 Oh, God, sorry. No, that's...mine.
我先收着它 一会儿用 I'll just keep that, take that for later.
但愿能用上吧 Fingers crossed, eh?
我们该怎么办 What do we do?
我去找个警卫 大家都待着别动 I'll go and find a guard. Everyone stay here.
别让任何人进出 Don't let anyone in or out.
好恐怖啊 Oh, ich fuhle mich schreklich.
-他在说什么 -我不知道 史瑞克什么的吧 - What's he say? - I don't know, something about Shrek.
-我觉得他都有点绿了 -好恐怖 - Ah, I thought he looked a bit green. - Oh, it was awful.
他那双恐怖呆滞的眼睛死死地盯着我 He was staring at me with these horrible glazed eyes.
抱歉 我做爱时就是这幅表情 Sorry, it's just my sex face.
你想上来吗 亲爱的 离远一点 Do you want to come up here, love - out of the way of it?
好的 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
好了 我还是回头等车厢吧 所以 Right, well, I'd better be heading back to first class, so...
等等 伙计 等等 Oi, oi, hang on pal. Hang on.
刚才那家伙说我们都得在这里等乘警来 That fella said we've got to wait here, till the guard comes.
-我只是不想给雪莉 -是雪娜 - Oh, I just didn't want to get... Shirley? - Shona.
雪娜 雪娜惹麻烦 Shona... Shona... into any trouble.
深夜"玩耍"什么的 Late night romps, et cetera.
你们刚刚是在干那事吗 当着一屋子人的面 Is that what you were doing? In a room full of people?
我想你们肯定会睡得死死的 I'm sure you would have just slept through it.
你懂的 凯丝 You know about that, Kath.
他干什么 你在干什么 伙计 Hey, what's he doing? Hey, hey! What's the idea, pal?
我在找他的护照 Ich suche ein reisepass.
别碰他 Here, get your fingers out of him.
他都当爷爷了 Er muss ein grossvater sein.
他都当爷爷了 你们看 Oh, he had grandkids - look.
他家人好可怜 他们都还不知道呢 His poor family. They don't even know yet.
我们好像《伴我同行》里的小孩啊 Hey, it's like we're the kids in Stand By Me.
我是男主瑞凡·菲尼克斯 Bags I'm River Phoenix.
好电影 Good film.
找不到人 所有车厢都关闭了 Couldn't find anybody. All the carriages are closed.
真正需要他们时 他们总是不在 对吧 Oh, they're never around when you need them, are they?
肯定有人的 这又不是《逃亡列车》 There has to be someone - it's not Runaway Train.
我有个主意 我们何不用这个呢 Ich hatte einen Vorschlag. Warum benutzen wir nicht den hier?
不一定非要这样吧 Oh, vielleicht das ist nicht geboten.
你这是什么意思 这人都死了 Wass meinst du mit geboten - der mann ist tot!
你在说什么啊 说英语 What are you saying? Speak English.
他提议我们按紧急停车 He's proposing we use the emergency stop.
没错 Ya, genau.
能让我来吗 我一直想试试砸碎这种玻璃 Can I do that? I've always wanted to smash one of them.
别伤了手 Oh, don't cut your hands.
不会的 No, I won't -
我用你的鞋砸 cos I'm going to use one of your shoes.
那是Next品牌的呢 I got them from Next!
我没有买票 I haven't got a ticket!
-什么 -不能停车 我没买票 - What? - Can't stop the train - I don't have a ticket.
我逃票上来的 I'm sort of a stowaway.
-怎么回事 -他没车票 - Was is los? - Er hat kein fahrkarte.
你们随意吧 我要睡觉了 Tun sie was sie woollen, ich brauche mein bett.
你刚刚跟我说你是头等车厢的 You told me you were in first class.
抱歉 我撒谎了 Sorry, I lied.
-我破产了 -你个混蛋 - I'm completely broke. - You bastard!
所以你就在厕所边晃悠 So what, you just hang around the toilets,
等个澳洲骚娘们儿给你张床睡吗 waiting for an Australian slapper to offer you a bed, is that it?
差不多就是这样 Yeah, pretty much.
听着 我很抱歉 伙计 我要砸了 Well, listen I'm sorry pal, I'm smashing it.
我们这儿躺着具尸体呢 We've got a dead body, here.
我必须声明一下 Well, I have to declare an interest.
明天早上 我在日内瓦的 Tomorrow morning, I have an interview
世界卫生组织有个面试 at the World Health Organization in Geneva.
你想怎么样 听大家鼓掌吗 What do you want, a round of applause?
如果我们现在停车 那肯定会延误很长时间 Well, if we stop the train, there will be a major delay
我就会错过面试 and I will miss my appointment -
我等了18个月 才等到这次面试的机会 an appointment that it's taken me 18 months to arrange.
你什么意思 What are you saying, here?
这个男的死了至少四小时了 Well, this man has been dead for at least four hours -
再等三四个小时也不会怎么样 another three or four will not make any difference.
怎么 你想把他就丢在那儿不管吗 What - you want to just leave him there?
我提议把他放回床上 Well, I propose we put him back to bed,
列车继续开下去 等到警卫 continue the journey without delay and have the guards
明早再来发现这位可怜的先生吧 find the poor gentleman first thing tomorrow morning.
那不太好吧 Oh, that doesn't sound right.
他们不是得检查尸体吗 像法医昆西那样 Don't they have to examine the body, like a Quincy?
没错 他们肯定得查出死因 Exactly, yeah. They have to find out the cause of death.
人上吊自杀时 会出现勃起现象 Apparently, when you hang yourself, you get an erection.
不好意思 说了些不相干的 Sorry, irrelevant.
我们救不了他了 他很可能是心脏病发作 There's nothing we can do for him. It's probably a heart attack.
要是火车能顺利开到站 It really would mean the world to me
我真的会不胜感激的 if we could just finish this journey without interruption.
抱歉 我是疯了吗 Sorry, am I going mad here?
你是想让我们跟这具烂尸体一起睡觉 Are you suggesting we all just bunk up with a rotting corpse,
好让你明早能赶上面试是吗 so you can make your interview in the morning?
就 太荒唐了 砸玻璃吧 莱斯 Yeah, it's ridiculous. Smash the glass, Les.
好的 Right, er...
我们明天还要参加莉安的婚礼 We have got our Leanne's wedding tomorrow.
要是被他说中了 我们真的迟到了呢 I mean, what if he's right and we end up late?
仪式12点才开始呢 我们肯定能赶上 Well, the day-do's not until 12, we'll easily make that.
真的能吗 如果他们不让任何人下车呢 Will we, though? What if they don't let anyone off?
他滚下床时已经死了 这又不是东方快车谋杀案 He rolled out of bed dead, it's not Murder on the Orient Express!
那也是部好电影 Oh, another good film.
我敢肯定如果我们报警 I'm fairly confident that if we do alert the authorities,
我们都会错过各自原定的安排 we both will miss our respective engagements.
没错 过几个小时他们肯定会发现他的 Exactly! Look, they'll find him in a couple of hours, anyway.
到时我们已经走了 万事大吉 We'll be gone and that's that.
我同意 I have to say I agree.
很好 我跟我们的德国朋友解释一下情况 Good. Well, I'll just explain the situation to our German friend,
这样我们就能达成一致了 so we're all on the same page.
拜托 凯丝 我们赶了这么远 Oh, come on, Kath. We've come all this way.
总不能让我们家莉安失望吧 We don't want to let our Leanne down.
能让我们单独聊聊吗 亲爱的 Will you give us a minute please, love?
可以 Sure.
需要帮忙吗 Do you want a hand?
你还在这里吗 Are you still here?
为什么不回头等车厢呢 Why don't you go back to first class?
我想着 既然多了一个空床位 Well, I thought, now that there's a spare bunk going,
我或许也可以就在这里睡几个小时 I might as well get my head down for a couple of hours.
什么 What?
除非你想继续我们刚刚没做完的事 Unless you want to pick up from where we left off?
那玩意儿刚刚都掉在死人脸上了 That's been on a dead man's face.
尊重下别人吧 Have some respect.
抱歉 太快了 S...sorry. Too soon.
我真不敢相信你会那么说 莱斯 I can't believe what I'm hearing, Les.
我都不认识你是谁了 你是谁啊 I don't know who you are. Who are you?
听着 我只是个父亲 想在女儿的婚礼上 Oh, look - I'm just a man who wants to walk his daughter
牵着她步入礼堂 down the aisle on her wedding day.
好吧 所以前一晚得和一具死尸共眠 Yeah, having slept with a dead body, the night before!
我过去25年都是这么过来的 Been doing that for the last 25 years.
开个玩笑而已 It was a joke.
拜托 凯丝 要不是那个澳洲妞尖叫了一声 Oh, come on, Kath. If that Aussie bird hadn't of screamed,
你早就什么都不知道地睡过去了 you have slept through and been none the wiser.
我们甚至不知道这人是谁 We don't even know who the man is -
对我们而言没什么区别 makes no difference to us.
假如这是你呢 Imagine if that was you -
被人撂在角落里无视着 slung in a corner and ignored,
就因为这样对其他人会更方便些 because it's more convenient for everybody else.
真为你感到可耻 莱斯·库克 Shame on you, Les Cook!
你不觉得你反应有点过度了吗 Yeah, do you not think you're over-reacting?
不 我觉得我才看清你的为人 No, I think I've just woken up.
-希望能让你舒服些 -好 - Ich hoffe sie fuhlen sich besser. - Ya.
他没事吧 Is he all right?
没事 就是吃得有点多了而已 Yes, just a little bit compacted, that's all.
大概是喝太多啤酒 吃太多腊肠了吧 Too much beer and bratwurst, probably.
这个应该能让他恢复过来 That should get him moving again.
现在我觉得我们应该把死尸 Now, I really do think we ought to put the cadaver
搬回原铺位了 back where we found it.
死尸 他生前也是个人啊 Cadaver? He was a human being, you know?
-什么 -他有家人 - Sorry? - He had a family.
他不是一块肉 He's not a piece of meat.
是的 当然 有人想说几句悼词吗 Ah, yes, of course... Would anyone like to say a few words?
好吧 我来 Yeah, I would.
这个人... This man...
曾是位丈夫 父亲和爷爷 was a husband, a father and a grandfather.
他对谁都总是和颜悦色... He always had a smile for everyone...
他还有着古怪的幽默感 and he had a wicked sense of humour.
我想说...这点我们也不知道吧 Well, I mean... We don't actually know that.
我是根据照片解读的 I'm going by the picture.
好的 Right.
他喜欢坐在他那绿色的椅子上 He loved sitting in his green chair,
家人全都围绕在他身边 his family all around him.
是的 他还喜欢喝酒 谁不喜欢呢 Yeah, he loved to drink - who doesn't?
可最重要的是... But the main thing is...
他生前是个人 he was a man.
好了 That's it.
说得好 Great.
很好 那我们开始... Ah, good. Well, shall we, er...?
就这样 That's it.
这不是我第一次处理僵硬的人[酒鬼] Not my first time handling a stiff.
读寄宿学校时也有过 Boarding school.
还剩下3小时52分钟 There - and that leaves 3 hours and 52 minutes.
很好 能请你关一下灯吗 你姓什么来着 Good. Er, could you um get the light please, Mrs, um...
库克 Cook.
谢谢 Thank you.
那晚安了 Well, good night.
雪莉 我们不是要... Shirley, did we decide to...
-滚开 -好吧 - Fuck off. - OK, right.
希望你不介意和别人抱着睡 老兄 Hope you don't mind a bit of spooning, pal.
晚安 凯丝 凯丝 Night, Kath. Kath?
你没事吧 You all right?
今天的婚礼办得很感人 It's been a very moving service -
虽然婚礼蛋糕是层状的[谐音:哭泣] even the wedding cake was in tiers.
是的 莉安和菲尔认识已经14年了 Er, yes... Leanne has known Phil for 14 years now -
这很有趣 which is funny,
因为我不记得她打碎过两面镜子啊 because I don't remember her breaking two mirrors.
英国迷信认为打碎 一面镜子意味着7年的厄运
抱歉 老兄 抱歉 我在练习我的致辞 Oh, soz mate, soz. I'm, er...practising me speech.
有点紧张 Getting a bit nervous.
我相信你会表现得很好的 Oh, I'm sure you'll do just fine.
对我们俩都是重要的日子对吧 Big day for both of us, eh?
你要面试什么工作 What's your interview for?
药物开发 Pharmaceutical development.
好吧 Oh, right.
世卫组织提供了一笔巨款 WHO are offering a sizeable grant
用于研究咽喉炎的退行性影响 for research into the degenerative effects of angina.
如果我被选上了 可能会改变我的一生 If my bid is chosen, it could be life-changing.
是啊 那跟我和我的装潢生意完全是一样的 Yeah, that's exactly like me and my decorating.
当我给小卧室报价时 When I give a quote for... well, back bedrooms, say,
我就会想 "别人会报什么价呢" I've got to think you know, "What's the other fella coming in at."
"我该怎么比他报价更低 又不会令人讨厌呢" "And how can I undercut him without looking like a twat?"
你明白我的意思吗 Do you know what I mean?
是的 很相似 Yes, it's...similar.
祝你好运 伙计 祝你能成功 Well, good luck, pal. I hope you get it.
我很乐观 I'm optimistic.
我格莱迪斯阿姨患有急性咽喉炎[音似"阴道"] My Auntie Gladys had acute angina.
她的胸也不错 Her tits weren't bad either.
你还记得吗 凯丝 Hey, do you remember that, Kath?
凯丝 她去哪了 K...Kath? Where's she gone?
见鬼 Scheisse!
你没事吧 You OK?
有人看见我们家凯丝了吗 她不见了 Has anyone seen our Kath? She's just disappeared.
把他弄开 Get him off me!
我要拉屎了... Ach, ich muss scheisse...
抱歉各位 你们看见我老婆了吗 Er, sorry love, have you seen me wife?
-没有 怎么了 -她让火车停下了 - No, what's happened? - She stopped this train!
她不会那么做的 She wouldn't do that.
-你在干什么 -我要拉屎了 - What are you doing? - Ich muss scheissen!
-你不去厕所吗 -谁给他拿点纸 - Do you need the toilet? - Someone get him some paper.
不行了 Ah, nein!
-坚持住 -铁轨上有什么东西 - Hold on! - There's something on the tracks...
-那是凯丝的鞋盒 -是什么东西 - Hey, that's our Kath's shoe box. - What is it?
我看不清 似乎是具尸体 I can't... looks like a body.
什么 谁啊 What? Who?
如果是她跳车了 我们会在这里耽搁好几个小时 If she's jumped, we'll be here for hours.
天啊 不要 God, no!
-不是她吧 -我看不清 - It's not her, is it? - I can't see.
当然是她了 Of course it's her.
那个愚蠢的母牛让我丢掉了这份工作 The stupid cow's cost me my job!
闭嘴 你他妈的 这都是你的错 Shut up, you! This is all your fault!
别动 拉出来了 OK, keep still. Here it comes!
别来烦我 Stay away from me!
我看到他们在把那东西拖出来 I can see they're bringing it out.
别把屎对着这个死人的脸上拉啊 Try and aim away from the dead man's face!
我看到血了 I can see blood!
我也看到了 So can I!
-你个混蛋 -别来烦我 - Oh, you bastard! - Leave me alone!
我们需要个大点的盒子 We're going to need a bigger box!
是 是头鹿 It's...it's a deer.
莱斯 这是怎么了 Les, what's happening?
这是什么气味啊 And what is that smell?
你或许得买一双新鞋了 You might need to get some new shoes.
只耽误了32分钟 Well, that was just a 32 minute delay.
还不算太糟糕 Not too bad at all.
你忍心对那些刚失去母亲的 Try saying that to all the little fawns
小鹿幼崽说这话吗 who've just lost their mother.
不好意思 我不会说鹿语 I'm sorry, I don't speak deer.
我又不是杜利特医生 I'm not Dr Doolittle.
杜利特医生是儿童书中的角色 性格古怪 擅说兽语
在我看来你就是 Well, you are to me.
我爱澳洲男孩
他还好吧 Is he OK?
没事 他在用水冲洗身子 Yeah, he's just hosing himself down.
天啊 刚刚的事真让人有心理阴影 God, that was pretty traumatic.
是啊 他一定觉得丢死人了 Yeah, he must be mortified.
不 我是说我有心理阴影 No, I meant for me.
我感觉就跟奥古斯特·格鲁普一样 I felt like Augustus Gloop.
谢谢你借我这件T恤 Thanks for lending me the T-shirt.
别客气 No worries.
我不知道要怎么把这衣服还给你 I don't know how I'm going to get it back to you.
你的下一个目的地是哪儿 Where are you headed to next?
我刚刚以为失去你了 凯丝 I thought I'd lost you there, Kath.
别说傻话 Don't be daft.
我才不会在我 I'm not going to kill myself
女儿婚礼这天选择自杀呢 不是吗 on the day of me daughter's wedding, am I?
你现在对那事感觉好些了吗 You're feeling better about it now?
我们让那个男人在他生命的尽头丧尽尊严 We've robbed that man of dignity in his final moments
就为这 我也永远无法原谅自己 and for that, I will never forgive myself.
你不会说什么的 是吧 You're not going to say anything, are you?
不会的 No.
但是在婚礼过后 But after the wedding,
我希望你能查清那个男人的身份 I want you to find out who that man was,
他的家人住在哪儿 我们要去参加他的葬礼 where his family live and we're going to go to their funeral.
-我心里有这个愿望 -好的 - That's what I want. - Right.
那个花费谁负担啊 Who's paying for that?
好了 我们要走了 Right, well - we're off.
-祝你们在婚礼上玩的愉快 -谢谢 亲爱的 - Enjoy the wedding. - Oh, thanks love.
对了 婚礼在瓦兰德的佩威林酒店举行 Hey, it's at the Pavillion Hotel in Vallandry,
你想顺道过去喝一杯吗 if you wanted to pop in for a drink?
不了 我们要开始新的探索之旅了 不是吗 Ah, no. I think we're going to go exploring, aren't we?
没错 Yeah.
迫不及待想看到那些山谷了 Can't wait to see those valleys.
会有人去... Is someone going to...
是的 我会通知乘警的 很高兴认识你们 Yes, I'll inform the guard. Nice to meet you.
女士们先生们 Mesdames et Messieurs,
列车很快就将到达布尔格-圣-莫里斯 nous arrivons bientot a Bourg-Saint-Maurice...
祝你面试顺利 Good luck with your interview.
-谢谢 -但愿你能得到那份工作 - Oh, thank you. - I hope you get it.
好的 好的 Yes, yes.
如果你需要找人装修房子的话... And if you ever need any decorating doing...
好的 我有你的名片 Ah yes, I have your card.
喂 Hello?
-走吧 莱斯 -好的 - Come on, Les. - Yes.
请问您是麦克斯维尔医生吗 'This is Dr Maxwell?'
是的 我是麦克斯维尔医生 Yes, this is Dr Maxwell.
我是接您的司机 我现在在停车场等候 'I am your driver. I am at the car park.'
好的 火车正在进站呢 Ah, yes... We're just pulling into the station now.
抱歉迟到了 Sorry about the delay.
我们也在等另一位候选人 麦尔医生 'We're also waiting for the other candidate, a Dr Meyer.
他跟您乘坐的是同一班列车 'He's on the same train.'
是吗 我会留意一下的 Really? Well, I'll keep my eye open for him.
一会儿见 See you shortly.
我对这一切真的很抱歉 I'm terribly sorry about all this,
但这份工作只能有一个候选人 but there really could only ever be one candidate for this grant.
再见了 麦尔医生 Goodbye, Dr Meyer.
什么 Ja?
-什么 -我是麦尔医生 - Bitte? - Ich bin Dr Meyer.
不不 他才是麦尔医生 Nein, nein, er ist Dr Meyer.
不 我才是 Nein, das bin ich.
不不 麦尔医生的床铺号是9B No, no, Dr Meyer was in 9B...
九B Neun B...
我查过了 I checked.
我想在哪儿睡就在哪儿睡 Ich kann uberall schlafen.
谢谢你的帮助 Vielen dank fur die hilfe,
我现在感觉好多了 ich fuhle mich jetzt viel besser.
-我... -我要赶去参加一个重要的面试 - Ah gut, I... - Ich habe heute ein wichtiges interview.
没错 我也是 Yes, so do I...
你就是麦克斯维尔医生吧 Ah, Dr Maxwell!
真好啊 Sehr gut!
等候我们的车已经到了 对吧 Unsere auto ist hier, ja?
是的 Ja.
那句话用你们英语怎么说的来着 Ah, so wie sagt man auf Englisch?
"狭路相逢勇者胜" "May the best man win"!
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