9号秘事 第三季 第3集
斯芬克斯之谜
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翻译 阿夏 泽生
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的wholock 西·查
后期 加森 校对&总监 少年派
怎么回事 你是谁 What's going on? Who are you?
我的妈呀 我快被你吓死了 Oh, for God's sake, you scared the living crap out of me then!
天啊 Jesus!
你没事吧 Are you all right?
我得坐下缓一缓 Oh, I just need to sit down for a second.
妈的 shit!
抱歉 我不是故意想吓你的 Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
没关系 你有毛巾吗 That's all right. Oh, you haven't got a towel, have you?
有 Yes.
谢谢 Thanks.
今晚下大雨 外面比修女自慰用的黄瓜还湿 It's wetter than a nun's cucumber out there tonight.
谢谢 Thanks.
你... 你能不能先把枪放下 Can you, um...can you put the gun down, please?
好的 枪没上膛 Of course. It's not loaded,
俄国作家契科夫 创作的四幕喜剧
只是学生演话剧《海鸥》用的道具而已 it was just a prop from a student production of The Seagull.
我能问问你来我家干什么吗 Can I ask what you're doing in my rooms?
你应该不是为了一条毛巾破门而入吧 I presume you didn't break in for a towel.
我没有破门而入 严格来说没有 Well, I-I didn't break in. Well, not technically.
我男朋友告诉我 所有教授 My boyfriend told me all professors
都会在房门[口交洞]上面放一把钥匙 keep a key above their glory hole,
所以我就自己开门进来了 so I sort of just let myself in.
那样做太不应该了 很对不起 It was a stupid thing to do. I'm...I'm so sorry.
你是哪位 And you are?
妮娜 妮娜·努娜 Nina. Nina...Noonah.
妮娜·努娜 Nina Noonah.
显然这不是我的真名 Well, not really, obviously,
但我不想惹上麻烦 but I don't want to get in any trouble.
你不会打电话报警吧 You're...you're not going to call the police, are you?
没事的 努娜小姐 我是刀子嘴豆腐心 It's all right, Miss Noonah, my bark is worse than my bite.
跟我说说你为什么来这里 Just tell me why you're here.
是因为我男朋友萨蒙 It's just Simon, my boyfriend,
他是国王学院的学生 他很聪明 he studies at King's College and he's properly clever.
他骑自行车 戴围巾 打扮得跟哈利·波特一样 He's got a bike and scarf and all the Harry Potter shit.
而且他沉迷于玩字谜游戏 And he's sort of obsessed with doing the crossword.
我不是指封面印有女主播照片的 And I don't mean the quick ones you get
《闲谈》杂志里那种简单题目 with a picture of Vanessa Feltz in the middle in Chat magazine,
我是指很隐秘的那种 I mean, the cryptic.
我明白了 I see.
我有时也试着帮他解谜 And I try to help him sometimes
可是我一看那些线索 就觉得自己好蠢 and I-I look at the clues and I feel like such a div
因为我完全看不懂 because I can't make head nor tail of them.
索性用中文写得了 They may as well be written in Chinese!
你是想说用普通话吧 你也是学生吗 In Mandarin, yes. And you're a student also?
才不是呢 我...我在面包店打工 Oh, God, no! No. I, er...I work at Greggs.
我就是人们说的 智商不高情商高的人 I'm what you call, um...emotionally intelligent.
遗憾的是 情商高对解谜没帮助 Well, sadly, that won't help you with the cryptic.
抱歉 Sorry.
是啊 可不是嘛 Yeah, tell me about it.
反正萨蒙觉得你就是斯芬克斯什么的 Anyway, Simon reckons you're the Sphinx, or something.
你是不是在学生报上出字谜 Do you write the crossword in the student paper?
没错 That's correct.
出字谜的人传统上都会用编造的假名 Crossword-setters traditionally use a pseudonym, a made-up name.
-像妮娜·努娜这样吗 -对 - What, like Nina Noonah? - Yes.
而我就叫做斯芬克斯 And I am know as the Sphinx.
这并不是秘密 尤其在学校里 It's not exactly a secret, especially here on campus.
总之 我想着 Anyway, I just thought that
如果我能看到这一周字谜的答案 if I could maybe see the answers to this week's crossword,
那我就可以坐在萨蒙身边 then I could sit with Simon and be, like,
说 "第18竖行的答案会不会是降落伞啊" "Ooh, 18-down, do you think that's Parachute?"
然后他就会说 "对 你真是太聪明了" And he'd be like, "Yeah. Wow, you're so clever, and..."
我只是闹着玩 真的很抱歉 It was only meant to be a joke. I'm really sorry.
不不不 我能理解 No, no, no, I quite understand.
在某种程度上 我们都渴望得到认可 We all crave approbation on some level.
跟我说说你男朋友是学什么的 努娜小姐 Tell me, what does your boyfriend study, Miss Noonah?
-建筑学 -建筑学啊 - Architecture. - Architecture?
我是教书的 Well, I teach.
我知道 我没以为你是学生 Yeah, I know. I didn't think you were a student.
萨蒙说你是教古典文学的 Simon says you teach Classics.
是不是像《飘》和《风月俏佳人》那一类 Is that, like, Gone With The Wind and Pretty Woman and that?
我教的是没有医院大楼的野生动物 I teach wild creature without hospital building.
-你说什么 -我教的是... - Sorry, what? - I teach...
没有医院大楼的 野生动物 wild creature... without hospital building.
-12个字母 -原来是个字谜线索 - 12 letters. - It's a clue!
对 不怎么高明 我承认 Yes. Not a very good one, I admit,
因为你突然发问把我难住了 since you put me on the spot.
好了 一个隐蔽线索 So...A cryptic clue
总是包含两个解谜提示 always offers up two means of solution.
句子的开头或结尾 The beginning or the end of the sentence
告诉你谜底那个词的含义 gives you the definition of the word.
跟你玩普通字谜游戏差不多 Much as you might get in a standard vanilla crossword.
线索剩余的部分可以称为文字游戏 And the rest of the clue is the wordplay, if you like,
-也是一个谜语 -像《标语》节目里的那样吗 - which is a kind of riddle. - Like on Catchphrase?
对 可以这么说 Yes, in a manner of speaking.
我们的谜底是由12个字母组成的词 So, here we have a 12-letter word,
词义是"我教" 或"大楼" meaning "I teach", or "Building".
现在我们来看"野生"这个词 Now, here we have the word "Wild",
我们称这种词为易位构词指示词 which is what we refer to as an anagram-indicator.
代表字母可以变换顺序 重新排列 It suggests the letters can be jumbled up and rearranged.
比如"生气的" "兴奋的" "疯狂的"都可以 So anything such as "Upset", "Excited", "Insane".
晕乎乎的[性交] Mashed up!
你喜欢的话也可以 Yes, if you like.
烂醉的[手淫] Wankered!
类似那种 That type of thing.
它提示我们要把字母混合 It's telling us to mix up the letters.
所以假如我们重新排列"我教"和"动物" So if we take the words "I teach" And "Creature"
里面的字母 也许就能得到答案 and make them "Wild", we might come up with a solution.
好的 可是字母太多了 OK, but that's too many letters.
对 很好 多了两个字母 Yes, very good. We're two letters over.
于是我们再看这里 "没有医院" So we look here, "Without hospital".
那么 用哪些字母可以表示"医院"呢 Now, in terms of letters, what could "Hospital" be?
-H吗 -对 但我们需要两个字母 - H? - Yeah, but we need two letters, remember.
假设你发生了意外 If you were to have an accident,
假设我在黑暗中开枪打伤了你 if I'd shot you here in the dark...
用没子弹的枪吗 那祝你成功 What, with an empty gun? Good luck.
但假设我真的射伤了你 你会马上到医院哪个部门 But if I had, you'd head straight for which department?
-急诊室吗 -太棒了 - A&E? - Excellent!
那么 如果我们把"动物"里的字母A和E去掉 So if we remove "A" And "E" From "Creature"
也就是"没有医院的动物" ie "Creature without hospital",
然后和"我教"里面的字母混合 and mix it up with "I teach",
我们就能得出一个含12个字母的字母变位词 then we get an anagram of 12 letters
-和"大楼"意思相同 那就是... -什么啊 - meaning "Building", which is...? - Sorry, what?
建筑 Architecture!
瞧 也没那么难吧 See? Not so hard, was it?
那这一周的字谜里也有这题吗 Is that in this week's crossword, then?
不不不 我解析得不够好 No, no, no, no. I haven't parsed it properly.
我把变位构词指示词藏进素材里了 但是... I buried the anagram-indicator in the fodder, but, er...
这只是举例说明而已 it was simply an illustration.
像玩"画图猜词"一样 可以画出来吗 What, in Pictionary, you can draw it?
不是的 No.
不是 我只是... No, I was...
我只是在炫耀 I was just showing off.
想带你了解下这游戏到底是怎么回事 Trying to give you some insight.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
好吧 教授 OK, then, Professor.
抱歉我吵醒了你 Sorry I woke you.
我叫纳吉 It's Nigel.
我叫妮娜 Nina.
再见 Bye.
其实我可以给你一些明天字谜的提示 If you like, I can show you the clues to tomorrow's crossword,
你可以试着解一解 see if any of them make sense.
-你愿意教我吗 -是的 - You'd teach me? - Yes.
"我教野生动物" I teach wild creature?
我知道刚才的提示并不完美 It's not quite Pygmalion,
不过 我可以给你一些方向 but, er...I can give you some pointers.
来 Here.
你看看 Have a look.
答案都会填进这张网格里 The answers all go in this grid.
你先看看第一横行 我去泡点茶 Have a look at one-across and I'll make us some tea.
"受伤后一无所有地游荡 433" "To wound and wander destitute. 4, 3, 3."
字谜提示 横行
所以 这又是一个变位词吗 So, is this another anagram?
有可能 Mm, possibly.
你要找出显示移动的动词或形容词 Look for a verb or an adjective that suggests movement.
-游荡 -没错 - Wander? - Bingo!
受伤后
你总共做过多少 So, how many of these have you done?
纵横字谜吗 四五百个吧 Crosswords? Four or five hundred.
你的脑子一定有很多弯弯绕 心机深沉 You must have a very devious mind.
是有人这么说过 It has been said.
斯芬克斯是希腊神话中的人物 The Sphinx is a mythical creature of Greek legend.
狮身女人头 A woman's head on a lion's body.
她守护着古城底比斯的城门 She guarded the gates of the ancient city of Thebes.
任何想要进城的旅人 Any traveller wishing to pass through
都需要先解出她的谜语 had first to solve her riddle.
如果解谜失败 If they failed the test,
她就会让他们窒息而死 she would kill them by means of asphyxiation
然后...吃掉尸体 and then...eat the remains.
还真是"毫无"压力啊 No pressure, then!
她心机深沉 嗜好杀戮 She was devious and deadly.
真适合出隐晦谜语 Perfect for a cryptic crossword-setter.
"穷困潦倒 也就是一无所有" "Down-and-out, meaning destitute."
厉害 Excellent!
天呐 你竟然猜对了 By Jove, she's got it!
很好 写上去吧 Well, put it up on the grid.
所以你才拿了这么多奖杯吗 Is that what all the cups are for?
-什么 -柜子里放着的 - Sorry? - In the cabinet.
没错 剑桥填字谜俱乐部 简称CCC Ah, yes. The Cambridge Cruciverbalist Club, the CCC.
有点像三K党 只是没他们那么善良 Much like the KKK, only slightly less benevolent.
这位 这位是你妻子吗 Is this...is this your wife?
对 她叫莫妮卡 Monica, yes.
她也玩纵横字谜吗 Does she do the crossword?
她去年过世了 生前经常玩 She did. She died last year.
我很遗憾 你们有孩子吗 Sorry. Did you have kids?
没有 No, no.
在大厅里放一辆婴儿车 There is no more sombre enemy of good art
简直是艺术品最大的敌人 than the pram in the hall.
你确实赢了很多奖杯 Well, you've certainly won a lot.
可是应该不像赛舟那么激烈吧 It's not exactly the boat race, though, is it?
什么意思 How do you mean?
毕竟纵横字谜没有输赢一说吧 Well, you can't beat someone at a crossword, can you?
说不好 I don't know,
解谜竞赛的场面也可以非常激烈的 competitive solving can be quite combative, believe me.
血雨腥风 Blood has been spilt.
当然这句话是比喻的说法 Metaphorically, of course.
又黑又白还很红的是什么 What's black and white and red all over?
就是剑桥纵横字谜比赛 The Cambridge crossword competition.
或是嚼着刀片的修女 Or a nun chewing a razorblade.
或是晒伤的企鹅 Or a penguin with sunburn.
我知道一句谜语 不过有点不礼貌 Oh, I've got one, but it's quite rude, though.
我教的可是加塔拉斯诗词鉴赏 我可不是假正经 I teach Catullus, dear, I'm hardly a prude.
什么东西又长又硬还充满精液[水手] What's long and hard and full of seamen?
潜水艇 A submarine.
很不错 Very good.
在早上又粉又硬[难]的是什么... And what's pink and hard in the mornings? The...
鸡巴吗 A cock?
是《金融时报》字谜 Financial Times' crossword.
你看一下 纵行第二个 Have a look at, um...two-down.
"这个封面听起来像一首五十美分的歌" "This cover sounds like a 50 Cent song."
是说翻唱吗 Is that, like, a cover version?
"听起来像"也就是指同音异义词 "Sounds like" indicates a homophone.
你知道什么叫同音异义词吗 Do you know what a homophone is?
是基佬用的约炮软件吗 像是"同姻" Is it an app for gays, like Grinder?
不 是指两个词发音一样 No. It's two words which sound the same,
但是书写起来却不一样 比如"他们"和"它们" but which are spelt differently, like "Their" And "There".
它什么 Where?
你想一个四个字母的词 意思是"覆盖" Think of a four-letter word meaning "To cover",
但是听起来像是一种歌曲 开头是W which sounds like a type of song. Beginning with W?
包裹[说唱] Wrap!
正确 两分钟解出来两个 Correct! That's two in two minutes!
很快你就可以去参加比赛啦 You'll be challenging for the Cup before long.
对了 第一纵行 And, of course, one-down,
"法意条约下联合诞生的印度代表性产物" "Indian national product of French-Italian agreement",
就是法语中的"of" is simply "Of" in French,
法语中的of 即De 意大利语中表示"是"的即"si"
后面是意大利语中表示同意的单词 followed by an Italian form of agreement,
也就是"德西" 一个印度人 making "Desi" a person from India.
你为什么要选这么难的词 Why do you use such difficult words?
每个词都是根据字母选的 妮娜 Every word is chosen for its letters, Nina.
比如 你看下第18横行 For example, have a look at 18-across.
第18横行 "托利党领袖上船找英国花朵" 18-across. "Tory leader on board for English flower."
-是五个字母的托利党领袖 -或者是... - So that's a five-letter word for Tory leader. - Or...?
英国花朵 罂粟 English flower? Er...poppy!
-不是 -雏菊 - No. - Daisy?
不要乱猜 妮娜 你要解析 Don't guess, Nina, dear. Deduct!
而且不能忽视任何细节 And don't take anything for granted.
你看 托利党领袖是什么意思 Now...what could "Tory leader" be?
-鲍里斯 -不 你看词本身 - Boris? - No. Look at the word!
托利党领袖上船找英国花朵
托利
-T -没错 - T. - That's right!
"托利党"一词的领袖是T The leader of Tory is T.
所以T加上一个四个字母意为"船板"的词 So put T on to a four-letter word for "Board"...
-木板 -四个字母 - Plank! - Four letters.
木头 "特木头" Er...wood. T-wood!
"船板"不止有一个意思 你想想 A board has more than one meaning, remember.
-"厌烦" [Bored] -不是 - Fed up? - No.
硬纸板 滑雪板 Cardboard? Snowboard?
有什么木板是需要给钱的 What kind of board do you pay?
请人"传"答案 The exam board!
不是 是租金 你要付钱才能借宿睡床板 No. Rent! You pay to board somewhere.
所以将首字母T放到Rent前面 就是... So put Tory leader "T" Onto "Rent", it gives you...
特伦特 但这不是花啊 Trent! But that...that's not a flower.
-谁说答案是花了 -你说的啊 - Who said it was a flower? - You did!
不 是你说是花 No, you said flower.
实际上我写的是"流动的" What I actually wrote was "Flow-er".
流动的某物 Something that flows.
这里的意思是 英国一条叫特伦特的河 In this instance, an English river called the Trent.
天呐 真是太有才了 Oh, my God, that is... That's so clever!
我就知道你脑子里的弯弯绕多 I knew you were devious!
-很有成就感 不是吗 -确实 - It's very satisfying, isn't it? - It is.
你男朋友在国王学院读建筑学 So, um...your boyfriend is reading Architecture at King's,
我说的对吗 is that correct?
是啊 Yeah.
他的导师是皮尤还是费尔布拉泽 Is he studying under Pugh or Fairbrother?
前面那个 The first one.
那他和老皮尤的关系如何呢 And how's he getting on with old Pugh?
他挺喜欢他的 He likes him.
格莱迪丝·皮尤 Gladys Pugh.
他挺喜欢她的 He likes her.
你没发现皮尤和费尔布拉泽 You do realise that Pugh and Fairbrother
其实是喜剧《嗨哦嗨》里的角色吗 are characters from the comedy series Hi-de-Hi?
我...没看过 I've, er...I've not seen it.
那你真幸运 Well, lucky you.
萨蒙 如果这是真名的话 So, Simon, if that's his real name,
他根本就不是这里的学生 isn't a student at all.
他是个麻瓜 就跟你一样 He's a muggle, just like you.
你为什么要撒谎 Why did you lie?
因为我觉得如果说真话 你不会把我当回事 Because I didn't think you'd take me seriously otherwise.
他也在面包店工作吗 Does he work in Greggs also?
别摆出高高在上的样子 教授 我只是想学习 Don't patronise me, Professor, I...I only want to learn.
当然了 Of course.
第9横行 Nine-across!
"德加在把大图放进沼泽前先上了个厕所并沐浴" "Degas evacuated and bathed before putting big picture in bog."
我操啊 Oh, for fuck's sake!
耐心点 妮娜亲 Patience, Nina, dear.
首先 "德加上厕所"[清除] Now, "Degas evacuated".
如果清除什么东西 那就是把它去掉 If you evacuate something, you clear it out.
所以去掉中间的字母 留下d和s 跟得上吗 So we remove the middle letters to leave "DS". With me?
过去式的"沐浴"和"游泳"同义 "Bathed" is another word for "Swam",
所以"先沐浴"的意思 so "Bathed before"
就是把swam放在ds的前面 Means we put "Swam" in front of "DS".
"把大图放进" And "Putting big picture in".
我们得在"大图[大局]"里插入一个词 We need to insert another word for a big picture,
一个大方案 一个... a grand scheme, a...
-"计划" -"计划" 没错 - Plan. - Plan! Precisely!
所以把plan放到swam和ds中间 So we put "Plan" Between "Swam" And "DS"
就组成了"Swamplands" 和"Bog"一个意思 对吗 to make "Swamplands", meaning "Bog"! Yes?
-对不对 -那不是应该用复数吗 - Yes? - Well, shouldn't it be "Bogs"?
-没这个必要 -是你说一定要精确的 - Not necessarily. - You said it has to be precise.
没错 这很精确啊 一个词都没浪费 Yes, it is precise. Not a word wasted.
那你不就是在作弊吗 Otherwise you'd be cheating, wouldn't you?
我从不作弊 从不 I never cheat. Never!
喝口茶吧 Have...have something to drink.
我们...来试一下第3纵行吧 好吗 Let's, er...let's have a bash at three-down, shall we?
那应该不难 That should be easy.
"心烦意乱的排字员隐瞒了一小点 "A disturbed setter concealed a tiny amount.
"为什么 这已足以让人窒息" "Why, it's enough to take one's breath away."
这个嘛 字谜的设置人是你 Well, the crossword-setter is you,
所以你隐瞒了一点儿是吗 斯芬克斯先生 so, have you concealed a tiny amount, Mr Sphinx?
应该是的 Maybe.
所以这里填a So it's "A",
然后是sphinx的变位 followed by an anagram of "Sphinx"
"一小点"就是Iota and "Tiny amount" is "Iota",
这也是希腊字母表的第9个字母 which is also the ninth letter of the Greek alphabet,
我相信你肯定知道 斯夸尔斯教授 which I'm sure you know, Professor Squires.
"为什么"和字母Y同音 And "Why" Is a homophone of the letter "Y".
意思就是 让人无法呼吸 Meaning...to take one's breath away.
窒息
挺有预见性的 不是吗 It's rather prescient, don't you think?
我一看到线索就知道答案了 I spotted it as soon as I saw the clues.
我当时就想 这周的题可真简单 Some fairly easy ones this week, I thought.
对剑桥字谜之王来说有点过于简单乏味了 A little bit vanilla for the King of the Cambridge Cruciverbalists.
"狄更斯笔下的木工人物" "Dickens character undertakes to be a cabinet maker."
显然是《雾都孤儿》里的棺材店老板索尔贝里 Well, that's obviously Sowerberry from Oliver Twist.
你很快就需要他的服务了 You'll be needing his services before long.
"某些自作聪明的人 没有真才智" "Some smart aleck, no wit, allegedly."
百事通 "Know-it-all.
但你并不是什么都知道 对吗 教授 But you don't know it all, do you, Prof?
比方说 你不知道我是学海洋生物学的 You didn't know, for example, that I study Marine Biology.
你或许会问 学这个有什么"鼠海豚"[意义]呢[音似] And what's the porpoise of that, you might ask?
举个例子 我可以弄到从河豚肝脏 Well, for one, I could get my hands on some tetrodotoxin
提炼出的河豚毒素 from the liver of a puffer fish.
剧毒物质 所有的寿司大厨都知道 Highly toxic, as all the best sushi chefs know.
而且一旦服用 比如混在一杯茶里喝下去 And, if consumed in, say, a cup of tea,
人就会逐渐麻痹 从横膈膜开始 could lead to the gradual paralysis of the internal organs,
逐渐累及其它内脏 starting with the diaphragm.
最终导致呼吸衰竭并死亡 恰好是第3纵行的谜底 Resulting in respiratory failure and death by three-down,
斯芬克斯的窒息 the asphyxiation of the Sphinx.
萨蒙是我哥哥 Simon was my brother.
6年前他打进了纵横字谜竞赛的决赛 He got to the final of the crossword competition six years ago.
而且他赢了 光明正大地战胜了你 And he won! He beat you fair and square!
但你对他的一个词提出了质疑 还记得吗 But you challenged him on a word. Do you remember?
"导演"这个词 你说第一个u写得更像是v "Auteur" Saying the first U looked more like a V.
而评委会站在你那边 And the committee found in your favour.
你们这些校友会的人为了赢 彼此包庇护短 The old boys' network looking after their own.
最终萨蒙被取消了资格 And Simon was disqualified.
你知道他后来怎样了吗 Do you know what he did?
你知道吗 你这个可悲的老家伙 Do you, you pathetic old man?
他回到房间解下皮带 上挂自杀了 He went to his room and took off his belt and hung himself.
你恐怕说错了 努娜小姐 I'm afraid that's incorrect, Miss Noonah.
图画可以"挂" 但人是"吊" Pictures can be hung, people are hanged.
"他上吊自杀了"才是正确的用法 "He hanged himself", is the correct conjugation,
当然 我对你深表同情 for which, of course, you have my deepest sympathy.
怎么回事 你应该死了才对 What the fuck?! You're supposed to be dead!
恰恰相反 我生机勃勃 On the contrary. I am very much alive.
要死的人是你 It's you who are dead.
不好意思 Will you permit me?
第22纵行 "和法兰克福肠最搭的面包是什么 别说" 22-down - "What is a frankfurter's number-one bun? Don't start."
如果不是以one或bun开头 Well, if we don't start "One" Or "Bun"
那就是neun[德语9] We get "Neun",
这是个数字 如果你恰巧来自德国法兰克福肯定懂 which is a number, if you happen to come from Frankfurt.
第23纵行 And 23-down -
"一种让凶猛的毒蛇大行其道的物种的起源" "The origins of a species popularised savage serpents".
"起源"说明要取首字母 "Origins" Telling us to take the first letters of,
"一种让凶猛的大行其道"[首字母是ASPS] "A species popularised savage",
然后得出毒蛇 giving us the serpents.
所以呢 So?
所以 真相其实一直在我们眼前 So there it is, hiding in plain sight.
我 调换了 I...swapped...
杯子 cups.
像你说的 非常有预见性 Very prescient, as you say,
但是一个人自卫的欲望是很强烈的 but the individual's urge for self-preservation is a strong one.
你个混蛋 You bastard!
别这样 Oh, please!
别施加不必要的暴力 No unnecessary violence.
是我 It's me.
是的 完事了 Yes, she is.
很快就需要用上你的服务了 Your services will soon be required.
刚刚是泰勒博士打来的 你的私人导师和知己 That was Dr Tyler, your personal tutor and confidant.
他正带着疫苗赶过来呢 He's on his way over now with the vaccine.
-他告诉你了 -是的 - He told you? - Yes.
他 他不会干那种事的 He...he wouldn't do that.
恐怕他觉得那是他的义务 Well, I'm afraid he felt it was his duty.
一个聪明的学生 A brilliant student
正在攻读海洋生物学硕士学位 midway through a master's degree in Marine Biology,
但却被黑暗的复仇欲望驱使着 but driven by a dark desire for revenge.
你需要他的专业知识 从鼠海豚中提取毒素 You needed his expertise to extract the poison from the poisson,
他直接跑来告诉我了 and he came straight around to tell me.
泰勒和我 可是有着多年的交情了 We go back a long way, Tyler and I.
来 我来帮你 Here! Let me help you.
你 你为什么不报警 Why...why don't you call the police?
不好意思 你说什么 Sorry, what was that?
你为什么 不报警 Why...don't you call the police?
为什么要报警呢 Well, why call the police
我们玩字谜游戏明明玩得很开心啊 when we can have a little bit of fun with the crossword?
正是这种挑战让一个人的大脑保持活跃 It's these kind of challenges that keep one's mind active.
我们来看看第5纵行 Let's have a crack at five-down.
"喝下的啤酒和葡萄酒 "Knocked back beer and wine,
然后穿上法式内衣" then put on one French undergarment."
有什么想法吗 Any thoughts?
"喝下的"告诉我们要自下而上倒着写 Well, "Knocked back" is telling us to write something in reverse.
在这个情况下 是一种啤酒 比尔森啤酒 In this instance, a type of beer, "Pils",
一种葡萄酒 红酒 and a type of wine, "Red".
法语里的"一"写出来是"Un" Then, if we put on "One" In French, which is "Un",
然后就得到了内衣 瞧吧 we get our undergarment. See?
"肚兜" "Un-der-slip."
现在的女性还穿肚兜吗 Do young women still wear underslips, I wonder?
我一直觉得那很性感呢 要多解开一层布 I always found it quite sexy, having an extra layer to tackle.
让这游戏更加有趣了 Made the game rather more interesting.
失陪下 我得去上个厕所了 Now, if you'll excuse me, nature calls.
夏洛特 Charlotte?
你坚持下 好吗 You hang on in there, OK?
很快就好 Won't be long now.
字谜游戏啊 Crossword.
"我听说一个美国诗人 "I hear American poet solved
解开了冒牌宾馆的顾客之谜" the riddle of the pseudo-hotel patron."
那个美国诗人就是埃德加·盖斯特 E盖斯特先生 The American poet is Edgar Guest. Mr E Guest.
"谜语被解开"指神秘事件被猜出来 "A riddle solved" is a mystery guessed
"冒牌宾馆的顾客"是指... and a "Pseudo-hotel patron" is a...?
神秘来客 真高明啊 Mystery guest. Very clever.
你去哪儿了 你说过你会在外面等着的 Where have you been? You said you'd be waiting outside.
我去了一趟我的办公室 拿点东西 I had to go via my office to pick up some things.
丢下我跟一个完全动不了的女孩独处 有点危险吧 A bit bloody dangerous, leaving me alone with a girl in this condition.
我拼命忍住才没有操了她 It was all I could do not to slip her one.
不 我觉得那样很不合适 Oh, no, I don't think that would be appropriate.
我是个欲望强盛的猛男 泰勒 I'm a red-blooded mammal, Tyler,
跟你大半辈子以来交的那些软蛋男人不一样 not like those bloody molluscs you spend half your time with.
我觉得她还有一口气吧 She's still breathing, I take it?
是的 身体在这种状况下最多可以活6小时 Yes. The body can survive in this state for up to six hours.
她还可以看到 听到 感知到一切 She can still see and feel and hear everything,
她就是 动不了 she just...can't move.
太糟糕了 It's horrible.
好吧 不过我们也别太同情她 Yes. Well, let's not feel too sorry for her,
她原本是想把我害成这样的 还记得吗 that's what she wanted to do to me, remember?
-你开始吧 -什么 - Well, go on, then. - Sorry?
给她使用解毒剂吧 Give her the antidote.
根本没有解毒剂 Oh, there is no antidote.
-什么 -对于河豚毒素中毒 - What? - For tetrodotoxin poisoning.
她需要进行洗胃 She needs her stomach pumped.
一些激进的气道管理 Some aggressive airway management
并尽快开始静脉注射 and an intravenous drip as soon as possible,
否则她半小时内就会死亡 otherwise she'll be dead within half an hour.
但你刚刚明明说是6小时啊 But...but you said six hours!
那是在有医院治疗的前提下 Only with hospital treatment.
我操 好吧 那就开始吧 Shit! Right, well, let's do it, then.
不行 No.
我想让你先做件事 There's something I want you to do first.
-那会登在这周的校报上吗 -什么 - Is that going in this week's Varsity? - What?!
-那个字谜游戏 -是的 - The crossword. - Yes.
怎么了这是 你在干什么 W-W-W-What's going on? What are you doing?!
我想让你吃了她 I want you to eat her.
当然不是全部吃掉 只吃一点点就行了 Not all of her, of course, just a sliver.
只要足以宣称你食用了你的被害人就行了 Just enough that you can say you devoured your victim.
雅各布 你疯了吗 Jacob, what...? Have you lost your mind?!
斯芬克斯在底比斯出谜语的时候 When the Sphinx posed her riddle to the Thebans,
她勒死了所有回答错误的人 并吃掉了他们 she strangled and ate anyone who failed to answer correctly.
是这样的 对吧 我没记错吧 That's right, isn't it? I haven't misremembered it?
是的 Yes.
那个谜语是什么来着 What was the riddle again?
我不会干这种事的 雅各布 I won't do this, Jacob.
"什么动物在早晨用四条腿走路 "What creature walks on four legs in the morning,
中午用两条腿 晚上用三条" "Two at noon and three in the evening?"
那倒像是圣诞拉炮中的冷笑话 It's like something out of a christmas cracker
而非希腊悲剧 对吧 rather than a Greek tragedy, isn't it?
是俄狄浦斯给出了正确的答案 人类 And it was Oedipus who gave the correct answer - man.
人在婴儿时爬行是四条腿 He crawls as a baby,
长大后用两条腿走路 then walks on two legs,
到年老时 使用拐杖 又成三条腿了 before needing a stick in his old age.
有点像你啊 纳吉 A bit like you, Nigel.
那么 你是想吃腿肉还是胸肉 So...do you prefer leg or breast?
够了 我要报警了 That's it, I'm calling the police.
然后你要怎么对他们解释 Oh, and tell them what exactly?
说你是学生恶作剧的受害者吗 That you're the victim of a student prank?
25分钟后 In 25 minutes,
你家里大半夜的竟然多出个女孩的尸体 you'll have a dead girl in your rooms in the middle of the night.
你发现了她的真实身份 她威胁了你 你杀了她 You found out who she was, she threatened you, so you killed her.
不 我会告诉他们事实 我就说是个意外 No! I'll tell them the truth. Er...I'll say it was an accident.
那你如何解释这个 Well, then, how do you explain this?
你两天前设计了这个字谜游戏 You compiled this crossword two days ago.
它证明了你是有预谋的 It proves premeditation.
百事通先生在9号宿舍接待了一位神秘来客 The know-it-all received a mystery guest at number neun
不久后 发生了窒息事件 and before long, there's an asphyxiation.
第7纵行是什么 What's seven-down?
"在被毒物咬中前赶上[捕捉]火车" "Catch a train before a poisonous bite."
"捕捉"一般是捕鱼 我倒是知道这点 Well, "Catch" Usually stands for "Fish", I know that much.
"以前的火车"可能是蒸汽火车[河豚] "A train before" Could be "Puffer".
所以 没错 So, yeah,
"河豚鱼" "Puffer fish".
你甚至把凶器也隐藏在里面了 You even concealed the murder weapon.
我就知道你无法抗拒这诱惑 I knew you wouldn't be able to resist.
这只是玩闹而已 我是想教这女孩学点东西 This was just a bit of fun, I was trying to teach the girl!
你会把这发表在校报上 让大家都能看到 You're publishing this in the student paper for everyone to see.
这是典型的精神病行为 It's classic psychopathic behaviour.
明天早上 它将出现在剑桥的每个报纸架上 Tomorrow morning, it'll be in every cubbyhole in Cambridge.
内页则是你的认罪书 And on the inside back page is your confession.
当一个"穷困潦倒"的人发现这个女孩 And when a "Down-and-out" finds the girl
被"包裹"在她的"肚兜"里 "Wrapped" In her "Underslip"
浮尸于"沼泽"上 Floating in the "Swamplands",
警方应该很快就能找到罪犯了 对吧 the police won't have to look very far for the culprit, will they?
-事实不是这样的 -的确 但有可能被曲解成这样 - That isn't what happened! - No, but it could do.
开车去沼泽地 A little drive out to the Fens,
教这位聪明的学生 acquaint our brilliant student
了解一些她无比热爱的海洋生物 with some of the marine life she loves so much.
现在处于掌控地位的人不是你了 You see, you're not in charge of this situation.
你无法把一切线索全都完美地填入字谜网格中 You can't fit it all neatly into a 15-squared grid.
这很混乱 不合逻辑 且失控 This is messy and illogical and out of control.
这是我的复仇 纳吉 This is my revenge, Nigel.
坐好 我来替你准备食物 So sit down whilst I prepare your food!
天啊 她是你的学生啊 But she's your student, for God's sake!
不要 No!
我还是取一点臀肉吧 I think I'll take a bit off the rump.
你何不跟妮娜说说那个故事呢 Why don't you tell Nina the story?
我敢说她一定很想听 I bet she'd like to hear it.
可以让她的大脑保持活跃 虽然身体已僵化 Keep her mind active as her body seizes up.
雅各布和我 曾是这里的学生 Jacob and I were...students here
那大约是30年前的事了 almost 30 years ago.
我们曾当过一段时间的室友 We roomed together for a while,
然后他认识了莫妮卡 基布尔学院的一个物理学家 then he met Monica, a physicist from Keble.
他们疯狂地相爱了 They were madly in love.
他们疯狂地相爱了 然后结婚了 They were madly in love, they...married,
他们甚至生了两个孩子 双胞胎 they even had two children, twins.
但莫妮卡和我 发生了婚外情 But Monica and I...we began an affair.
我也不想搞成那种结果的 I didn't mean for it to end up the way it did!
我当时正要开始攻读博士学位 I was about to begin my doctorate,
那很可能会让我当上教师 which probably would have led to a teaching post,
有自己的房子 跟这间很像 a room of my own, very much like this one.
但是 我却跟我妻子离了婚 But instead, I divorced my wife,
带走了我的孩子 took my babies away,
在布雷肯比肯斯山 一个人将他们养大 to bring them up by myself, in the Brecon Beacons.
给 我没放调料 Here. I haven't seasoned it,
我不想破坏它的... I didn't want to take away from the...
原味 natural flavour.
雅各布 这... Jacob, this is...
这太荒唐了 This is preposterous!
吃了 否则我就让这女孩死掉 Eat it, or else I let the girl die
你也要将牢底坐穿 and you rot in prison.
显然味道跟鸡肉差不多 It tastes like chicken, apparently.
不过 什么都跟鸡肉味道差不多吧 But, then, doesn't everything?
于是 And so,
伟大的斯芬克斯吃掉了他的战利品的肉 the mighty Sphinx consumes the flesh of his conquest.
我一直都很讨厌神秘的字谜游戏 I always hated cryptic crosswords.
为什么人们不能有话直说 Why can't people just say what they mean,
非要拐弯抹角地设置重重障碍呢 rather than trying to trick you all the time?
所以我儿子开始玩字谜游戏时 我非常不高兴 It's when my son started getting into them I wasn't happy.
他痴迷于参加 Became obsessed with entering
傻兮兮的剑桥字谜游戏大赛 the stupid Cambridge crossword competition.
或许他觉得 通过打败他母亲的新丈夫 Perhaps he thought he could re-earn his mother's love
就能再度赢回她的爱 我也说不清 by beating her new husband, I don't know.
萨蒙是你儿子 Simon was your son?
他是用假名参加的比赛 He entered the competition under a pseudonym.
在你的记忆中他叫雷克斯 You knew him as Rex.
是根据索福克勒斯的作品《俄狄浦斯·雷克斯》取名的 After Oedipus Rex, the play by Sophocles.
但你通过作弊 夺走了他的冠军 But you cheated him out of his victory.
但那意味着... But that means...
夏洛特和我 我们一起策划了复仇计划 对吧 Charlotte and I, we hatched our revenge plan, didn't we?
我们发誓要整垮那个作弊的斯夸尔斯教授 We said we would bring down that cheating Professor Squires
就算为此而死也无所谓 if it was the last thing we did.
或许真会因此而死呢 And it may well be.
至少对她而言是这样 At least for her.
她是你女儿吗 She's your daughter?
人一旦精神失控能干出什么事来 真不可思议 对吧 It's crazy, isn't it, what the unhinged mind is capable of?
但她今晚是来杀我的 给我下毒的 But she came here tonight to kill me, to poison me!
原计划的确是那样的 That was the plan.
那你为什么还要告诉我 So, why did you tell me about it?
为了让我做这个字谜游戏吗 Just so I'd do the crossword?
差不多是的 我需要筹码 Pretty much, yes. I needed leverage.
你为了报复我牺牲了你的亲生女儿 You sacrificed your only daughter just to get at me?
问题就在于 Well, that's the thing, you see.
萨蒙死的时候 做了个尸检 When Simon died, there was an autopsy.
调查进行得很细致彻底 Quite a thorough investigation.
结果发现 他们并不是我的骨肉 It turns out they're not my kids.
他们是你的种 They're yours.
我一直怀疑你们的奸情开始时间比你说得要早 I always suspected that affair started before you said it did.
天啊 Oh, God!
我竟落得这个下场 So there I was.
我放弃了一切 I'd given up everything.
我的妻子 My wife...
我的房子 我的工作 my home, my job.
我的全部人生 My entire life.
全都为了一个谎言 All for a lie.
纳吉 我想你一定理解 我为什么要复仇了 So I'm sure you understand, Nigel, why I had to seek my revenge.
快帮我送她去医院 求你了 Help me get her to a hospital, please!
恐怕已经太晚了 Oh, I think we're past that now.
好好享受你们在人世最后的一点相聚时光吧 Just enjoy the time you have left together.
有份小礼物给你哦 纳吉 A little present for you there, Nigel.
安东·契诃夫曾说过 You know what Anton said.
如果你不打算在第五幕开枪 Never show a gun in Act One
就绝不要在第一幕的时候出现一把枪 if you're not going to fire it by Act Five.
否则人们会有种被欺骗的感觉[出轨] Otherwise people feel cheated.
你的中间名叫赫克托吧 Isn't your middle name Hector, by the way?
是的 Yes.
真有趣啊 How funny.
安息吧 纳吉·赫克托·斯夸尔斯（NHS）