9号秘事 第四季 第1集
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欢迎光临桑泽巴酒店 Welcome to Hotel Zanzibar.
您似乎没有下榻过本酒店 I see you have not stayed with us before.
翻译 杏仁不会吟诗 青椒 三通 Eunice 阿夏
但请在走廊里随意转悠 But, please, feel free to linger in our corridor
在第九层瞧一瞧逛一逛 and take a butcher's around the ninth floor.
翻译&校对 Ethan-泽生
客人若是来此住 The residents who, here,
就如营地过夜登山人 will spend the night like mountaineers at base camp,
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的wholock 西·查
要么步步高攀 要么跌落深渊 they just might be on their way up, or on their way down.
后期 加森
有人身穿滑雪衣 有人把那王冠披 Some wear an anorak, others a crown.
都难逃命中定数祸福相依 Are all here to meet their fate head-on.
总监 Ethan-泽生
黎明来临 幸运女神是否对你笑 Will Lady Luck smile on you, come the dawn?
孰能知晓 Who knows?
我只负责把行李搬 For I'm just here to link their ships
微笑期盼小费翻番 and smile and smile and hope for decent tips.
布鲁[蓝]先生和布朗[棕]先生进了大楼 Mr Blue and Mr Brown are in the building.
真丢脸 亨利 你怎么对着袖口说话 For shame, Henry, why speak you to your cuff?
这里没人 你又有武器 There's no-one here. You're armed.
-是 先生 -所以放松点 - Yes, sir. - So, chill.
我们用了假名 The fact that we use pseudonyms is enough
肯定就不会受伤害了 to keep me safe from harm, surely.
但我向你父王发过誓 But, still, I made an oath to your father the king
这星期时刻都要盯着你 that I would keep you in my sights all week.
他的敌人会想尽办法取你性命 His enemies would not hesitate to bring a gun to a knife fight.
-亨利 -让我说完 - Henry! - Let me speak.
你可是我们国家的未来 亲爱的王子殿下 You are our country's future, dearest Prince.
我的职责是让你不被谋害 My job's to save you from any grievous plot.
你张口闭口就是谋杀 我都畏缩了 But all this talk of murder makes me wince.
就像这抑扬格音步 你很紧张[重读] 我没有 Like this iambic foot, you're stressed. I'm not.
我要进房间了 晚安 上帝保佑 Now, let me to my room. Good night, God bless.
-我猜这里能收到所有频道吧 -是的 - I take it we have all the channels. - Yes.
布朗先生 您的行李都放好了 Mr Brown, your luggage is within.
-要我带您参观一下房间吗 -不麻烦了 - Do you need a tour of the room? - Not fussed.
-布鲁先生呢 -我住912 你去放吧 - And, Mr Blue? - I'm in 912, going.
先说清楚 那小费是我们两人的 And, just so you know, that tips from both of us.
好眠 亲爱的王子殿下 Sleep well, sweet prince.
他活不过今晚 He shall not live the night.
刺客要置他于死地 It is understood assassins wish him dead
斩断王室血脉 to cleanse our country of his family's line.
等瑞柯王子见到我的锋利匕首 So, when Prince Rico meets my little friend
老国王会悲恸得失去理智 and grief does shake the old King of his wits,
我父亲将坐上王位 my father stands in readiness to rule.
王子的王冠将转移到我头上 Then I will wear the Prince's crown instead.
我就会住在911 And I'm in 911...
不是912 Not 912!
年轻人 过来 跟你说句话 Young man, come here. A word with you, I pray.
我希望能开门见山 有话直说 I wish to speak more plainly, if I may.
-先生 您要是委婉含蓄我还听不懂呢 -很好 - Sir, it's the only language I understand. - Good.
我希望点一些菜单上没有的服务 I wish to order some room service which is off menu,
-你明白吗 -明白 先生 - if you catch my drift. - I do indeed, sir.
请您描述一下您想要的菜 Would you care to describe the dish you have in mind?
女 Female.
红发 Redhead.
熟女 Mature.
愿意配合稍微玩点出格的行为 Willing to indulge in some slightly unusual practices.
没问题 黄皮肤还是黑皮肤 No problem. Yellow or brown?
什么 What?
先生是想要水象星座还是土象星座 Does Sir prefer the water sign or the earth sign?
水象 Oh, water.
没问题 Absolutely.
给... Here...
-另一半... -"完事"之后再付 我懂 - The other half will come... - After you do. I understand.
包在我身上 我认识一个姑娘你肯定喜欢 Leave it with me. I know just the girl for you.
日子过得火 命运眷顾我 Oh, happy days! The fates they do conspire.
他人欲火烧 我就赚大钞 I'll profit from another man's desire.
-什么事 -抱歉 先生 打扰一下 - Yes? - I'm sorry, sir. But may I trouble you?
我房间里有个陌生人 There is a strange man in my room.
哪一间 Which room?
就这里某一间 It's one of these
但我说不准是哪间 but which I cannot say.
现如今我转头就忘 Things fall out of my head so quick these days.
你没看见我门上挂的牌子吗 Did you not see the sign upon my door?
请勿打扰 求求你行行好 Do not disturb me, please, I do implore.
先生 他让我害怕得颤抖 Sir, he's got me all aquiver.
-他来了 他要害我 -妈妈 - And here he comes! He means me harm. - Mother!
抱歉 她总走丢 I'm so sorry. She wanders off a lot.
快回床上 你要错过《爱默戴尔农场》了 Come back to bed, you're missing Emmerdale.
-他是你儿子吗 -我不知道 - Is this your son? - I don't know.
我当然是 Yes, I am.
她不认识我了 真遗憾 She knows me not, it's such a sorry tale.
她八月份的时候在博姿店里摔了一跤 She took a tumble nipping into Boots, this was in August.
1953年 1953.
她撞到了头 现在失忆了 She hit her head and now her memory's gone.
-我记忆很好 -只记得过去 记不住现在 - My memory's fine! - For them days, not for these.
她就像你在露天游乐场赢回来的金鱼 She's like a goldfish that you win at fair.
-你是指她一周内就会死吗 -不是 - You mean, she's going to die within a week? - No!
她游来游去 但什么都记不住 She swims about but nothing is retained.
我们在尝试新的记忆方法 We're trying this new memory technique.
-你是我丈夫吗 -不 他就是个普通男人而已 - Are you my husband? - No, he's just a man.
一个希望不被打扰的男人 A man who wishes to be left in peace.
没别的事我就关门了 If that is all, I'm going to close the door.
-我在加冕街[电视剧]遇见过他 -妈妈 - I met him once on Coronation Street. - Oh, mother!
你居然让我穿着高跟鞋走这么久 I can't believe you made me walk in heels.
打个车也就只需要花15镑吧 A taxi would have been, like, £15.
你还让我拿这么多包 Then you make me carry all these bags.
你明知道我腰背不好 You know full well my back is really bad.
我们自己能做的事 Why pay a boy in uniform a pound
为什么要花一镑请人来做 for doing something we can do ourselves?
亲爱的 别生我的气了 Sweetheart, don't be angry with me, please.
房卡在你那儿吗 You have the key card?
是的 在这里 Yes, I've got it here.
好像不管用 不知道为什么 Doesn't seem to work. Don't know why.
要不我插进去再快速拔出来 What if I pop it quickly in and out?
-就跟做爱时一样 -安波 - Just like our sex life. - Amber!
抱歉 Sorry.
不行 No joy.
我再去趟前台 你在这里等等 I'll go back to reception. You wait here.
不"幸" No joy.
不幸福已经好多年了 No joy we've had for ages now.
在一起十年 也许这就是极限 Ten years together. Maybe that's our peak.
我们的爱情已经成了变质的面包 Our love has turned as stale as last week's bread.
他让我幸福到双腿发软的日子一去不返 Long gone the days when he made my knees weak.
酒店住一晚 也无法让我心 A night in a hotel won't be enough to keep my heart
不再彷徨不安 from all this nagging doubt.
我是该继续和戈斯度假 Do I extend my holiday with Gus
还是退房走人浪迹天涯 or do I pay my bill and then check out?
女士 您是被锁在了房间外面吗 Madame, are you locked out of your room?
是的 我男朋友去拿新房卡了 Yes, my boyfriend's gone to fetch another card.
-真是太不靠谱了 -你是说男朋友吗 - Oh, they are most unreliable. - Boyfriends?
不 我说房卡 不过我懂你的意思 No, the key cards. But I know what you mean.
我家弗莱德 是行李搬运员 My Fred, he's the bellboy.
他有时候挺烦的 不过人很好 He can be a bit tricky sometimes but he's got a good heart.
你们在一起很久了吗 Have you been together a long time?
特别久 15周了 Oh, yeah, ages. 15 weeks.
他总想把我拉进一个空房间 He is forever trying to drag me into one of the empty rooms
在床上试试怎么当"干"爹 for a bit of how's your father.
那让我立刻性趣全无 因为我爸死了 But that turns me right off because my father's dead.
至少他很关注你 At least he's attentive.
是啊 他总对我"直挺挺地"站立 你懂我意思吧 Yeah, he's always standing to attention, if you take my meaning.
不过他愿意为我做任何事 But there is nothing he wouldn't do for me.
要我帮你开门吗 我有通用房卡 So, do you want me to let you in? I've got a pass key.
不用了 你知道还有哪间空房吗 No. Do you have any other rooms available?
913现在没有预订出去 There's nobody booked in 913.
如果需要的话 我可以带你进去 I can show you in there, if you like.
你说得对 女人应该让人追求 用心追求 You're right. A woman should be wooed. With care.
不 我们没有在里面做过 Oh, no! We haven't had it off in there.
不好意思 小姐 Excuse me, Miss.
抱歉打扰了 I hate to be a bore.
我刚才看我的房卡 I was looking at my key card,
发现这个房间号是911 and I saw the number of this room is 911.
我不能住在这里 For me to stay in here can't be done.
-你不喜欢这个房间号吗 先生 -当然 - You do not like the number, sir? - No way.
好的 914今天刚空出来 Well, 914 has just come free today.
我这个人比较迷信 Oh, I'm very superstitious as a rate.
住在911实在太触霉头了 To stay in 911's tempting fate.
好的 好在您也不必走很远 Well, at least, you haven't had to travel far.
冰箱里是否有消费需要结算 Have you taken anything from the minibar?
没有 不过请转告这一层的行李搬运员 No, but will you tell the bellboy on this floor
"水上运动"请换到914 the water sports will now be 914.
什么水上运动 酒店又没有游泳池 What water sports? We haven't got a pool.
不好意思 我的浴缸里没有塞子[插座] Excuse me, I am missing a plug for my bath.
浴缸不用电的 先生 It's not electric, sir,
-那样很危险 -是用来挡水的塞子 - that would be dangerous. - To keep the water in!
你说那种塞子 Oh, that kind of plug.
-我这就给您找一个 您怎么称呼... -格林 - I'll try and find you one, Mr... - Green.
可怜的孩子 她并不知道我为何 Poor girl, she does not know the reason
急需一个浴缸塞 why I need a bath plug urgently.
因为一旦堵住水从浴缸流进下水道 For that, which stops the water running out,
我的生命也将就此在水里终结 will stop also what little life there is in me.
当我青色血管里的血液都流尽 When these blue rivers in my wrist do run and mingle
与廉价浴盐和肥皂交汇 with the cheap bath salts and soap
它们会共同洗去我心中的愧疚 then will my guilt drain out with them to sea.
我的孩子们会悼念我吗 我只能祈祷 And will my children mourn? I can but hope.
我的儿子们 My boys.
一对双生子 刚出生就被遗弃 My twins were given up at birth.
他们的母亲难产而死 我身陷牢狱 Their mother died, I was still in jail.
一个还留在英国 一个被送往海外 One stayed in England, one was sent abroad.
我完全不知道他们现在怎么样了 I know not what became of either one.
所以今晚 So, tonight,
我将一死为快 I will put me to my sword.
只差一个浴缸塞 But for a bath plug.
然后 一切便简单至极 Then, 'tis quickly done.
新房卡我拿来了 安波 I have the new card here, Amber.
她不见了 She's gone.
也许她进去了 Perhaps she is inside.
难道她走了 Or has she flown?
这些该死的房卡没一个能用的 Oh, these sodding key cards never bloody work!
肯定是因为跟手机靠得太近消磁了 I must have held it near my mobile phone.
克莱特 我可爱的美娇娘 Colette, my dainty dumpling
约我来这里 让我尝尝在床上当"干爹"的滋味 is going to meet me here for a bit of how's your dead father.
把门关上但不落锁 Leave it on the latch.
因为这里的房卡太不靠谱了 Well, the key cards can't be trusted.
先生 我们能再次开门见山地说几句吗 Oh, sir, may we speak plainly once again?
-当然 -您走错房间了 - Of course. - You're barking up the wrong tree.
您的房间在这边 Your room is down here.
911号 911.
原来如此 难怪房卡不好使 Oh, I see. That'll be why the card refused to work.
-您的客房服务已经准备好了 -太好了 - Your room service is on its way. - 0h, great.
马上送来 好吗 Bring it straight up, will you?
不过 别被发现 And, um, be discreet.
当然了 Naturally.
还有什么能为您效劳的吗 先生 Anything else I can help you with, sir?
没有了 谢谢 No, thank you.
谢谢 先生 Very kind, sir.
从50英镑变成20便士了 From £50 to 20 pence?
我做错了什么 What did I do wrong?
她还没来 我可以照计划行事 She's not yet here. My plan is now afoot.
我点了一个苹果馅饼送来我们房间 l have arranged for an apple tart to be brought to our room,
但安波不知道的是 里面藏了一枚戒指 but unbeknownst to Amber, a ring is baked within.
当她咬下第一口馅饼后 And when she takes her first big bite of that confectionery,
希望她会说 我愿意 I will, I hope, she'll say.
那我们将喜结连理 And, merrily, we'll marry.
-我要尿尿 -小声点 委婉一点行吗 - I need a wee. - Be quiet, have some tact.
-我们得谈谈收费问题 -我还得付钱吗 - We must discuss the tariff for this act. - I have to pay?
不 女士 是我付你钱 No, madam, I pay you.
1000镑 £1,000.
那拉屎有多少钱 And how much for a poo?
-你年轻时是红发吗 -规矩点 - So, were you once a redhead? - 0h, behave.
我要求的是熟女 没说要半只脚踏进坟墓的 I said mature, not dug up from the grave.
捆绑[包扎]你愿意做吗 Will you do bondage?
没问题 我在圣约翰流动医院学过 Yes, there's every chance. I did a course at St John's Ambulance.
你愿意我很开心 这很好 I'm glad that you are keen, that's good to know.
把我绑起来后 你就尽情撒欢吧 Just tie me up and you can let it flow.
你知道我今晚要睡在这间房里吗 You know I'm staying in here tonight?
-好吧 -我需要点空间 - OK. - I need some space.
-我不在乎你做什么 -你真是头猪 - I care not what you do. - You really are a pig!
-你说什么 -这是谁 - What's that? - Who's this?
先回床上去 我马上就过来 Just go back to bed and I will join you soon.
我不能再在暗处把身藏 No longer in the shadows can I lurk.
我必须痛下杀手让他亡 'Tis time for me to attend my grisly work.
等等 如果我不想被怀疑 But wait, if I am to be blameless of this deed,
那我一定要有不在场证明 then must I have an alibi as fact.
我刚才在楼下看到了一位催眠师 I did just see the hypnotist downstairs.
他的表演很有意思 He really did a very funny act.
等等 要是我能成为英雄呢 But wait. What if I could be the hero of the hour?
假装我英勇地救了王子的命 As if I've fought to save the Prince's life,
划伤我的脸 以证实我的谎言 I'll cut my face to illustrate my lie.
但万一刀子划得太深了呢 But what if I go too deep with a knife.
亨利 别再犹豫不决了 动手吧 Oh, come, Henry, stop equivocating! Act.
不能再拖拖拉拉的了 The time for dilly-dallying has gone.
举起手中的匕首 刺入他跳动的心 Just raise your hand and stab his bleeding heart.
希望我没忘了关对讲机 I hope I didn't leave the talk back on.
喂 有人吗 Hello? Hello.
不好意思 女士 我的塞子拿来了吗 Excuse me, Miss, do you have my plug?
我是有个塞子 但八成不是你说的那种 I do have a plug but probably not the kind you mean.
你是911房的那位先生吗 布朗先生 Are you the gentleman from 911? Mr Brown?
我是布朗先生的安全顾问 你找他有何事 I am Mr Brown's security adviser. What mean you with him?
他点了个"高鸡释放服务" He's ordered some executive relief.
具体内容不便告诉你 The details of which are not for you to know.
简单来说 他是高级老板... Suffice to say, he is the executive...
而你是鸡 And you are the relief.
要玩"释放"[撒尿]当然也是可以的 Well, I'll certainly be relieving myself.
现在请让我进去吧 Now, let me in, please.
我十点还有另一个客人 I've got another slot to fill at ten.
请问你叫什么名字 May I ask your name?
特蕾西 但大家都叫我小红 Tracey, but people call me Red.
好吧 小红 Well, then, Little Red.
你想不想把今晚的酬劳翻三倍 How would you to increase your fee tonight threefold ?
你勾起我的兴趣了 你有什么想法 You've pricked my interest. What did you have in mind?
我的主人明早有个重要的会议 My master has a meeting in the morn of great import.
我不希望他一夜不睡 I don't want him up all night.
我也不希望他金枪不倒 Neither do I, believe me.
你和他完事之后 After you and he have done the deed,
他很可能会喝一杯红酒 he, most like, will imbibe a glass of wine.
把这小瓶酊剂倒入他杯中 Into his cup, this tincture pour.
-这是镇静剂 能让他熟睡 -好吧 - It is a sedative to help him sleep. - 0h, fine.
我还以为你想玩三人行呢 I thought you were after a spit-roast.
不是 我刚吃了三明治 No, I just had a sandwich.
晚上好 先生 希望您一切都好 Good evening, sir, I trust that all is well.
很好 谢谢 房间很不错 Oh, yes. Thank you. The room is very nice.
我听说您今晚点了一个妓女[馅饼] I hear you ordered a tart this evening.
是的 到了吗 I did. Has it arrived?
-刚到了 -带进来 - Just now. - Bring it in.
如此一来 等王子沉沉入睡 Thus, when the Prince in deepest slumber lays,
我就下手 他不知是我作祟 then will I strike and so avoid his gaze.
他一命呜呼仍把我当朋友 Better he dies still thinking me a friend.
那妓女帮大忙送他见阎王 This wench has helped me bring about his end.
妈 妈 她又跑出房间了 Mother! Mother! She's vanished from the room.
我才进浴室两分钟 她就不见了 Two minutes in the shower and she's gone.
我以为《爱默戴尔农场》和《加冕街》能让她乖乖待着 I thought Emmerdale and Corrie was enough to keep her busy
谁知她竟然溜走了 but she's done a bunk!
抱歉再次打扰你 I'm sorry to disturb you once again.
我母亲没在你房间里吧 You haven't got my mother in there?
没有 你们怎么就不能别来打扰我 No! Why can't you people just leave me in peace?
你看不出来我正忙着[上吊]吗 Can you not see that I'm tied up right now?
天知道每扇门背后都在发生些什么 God knows what goes on behind these closed doors.
"不问 不说" 我妈常这样教育我 Don't ask, don't tell, as Mother always says.
美军早期对军中同性恋的政策
我得赶紧找到她免得她摔倒 I'd better find her quick before she falls.
我去楼下的催眠表演把她找 I'll try the hypnotism show downstairs.
我看了你在楼下的催眠术表演 太精彩了 I saw your hypnotism show downstairs. It was really good.
谢谢你 姑娘 我今晚确实超常发挥 Thank you, child. I was exceptional tonight,
我就不谦虚了 though I say so myself.
这是神经语言规划与我极具说服力的 It is a potent combination of neurolinguistic programming
-声音技巧的有力结合 -是啊 - and my persuasive vocal technique. - Yeah.
我很喜欢你每次大喊番茄肉酱烩意面时 I liked it when they had to do the hokey cokey
他们就控制不住地跳舞 every time you shouted spaghetti bolognese!
是啊 娱乐与教育同样重要 Aye, well, it is important to entertain as well as educate.
有时得用最基本的三原色作画 One sometimes has to paint in primary colours.
-这是您的房间 916房 -谢谢 姑娘 - This is your room, 916. - Thank you, child.
-麻烦你给我倒杯葡萄酒 -没问题 - I'll take a glass of vino when you're ready. - Of course.
我刚才跟您提起的那位女士在913房 And the lady I was telling you about is there in 913.
对了 Ah, yes.
你说她的感情不幸福 Unhappy in love, you say.
似乎是的 但之后我听说她男朋友点了这个 She seems to be, but then I heard her boyfriend order this.
里面藏了一枚订婚戒指 It has an engagement ring inside.
真是俗气啊 How very tacky!
她只是需要一点劝说 仅此而已 She just needs a little persuasion, that's all.
你能做到吗 Is that something you could do?
姑娘 我的催眠术曾让烟鬼停止抽烟 My child, I have hypnotised smokers to stop smoking
让胖子停止暴食 and fatties to stop eating.
我很确定我的技巧能让真爱之花再次盛放 I'm sure I can use my skills to make true love bloom again.
要是能看到美好的结局 该有多好 It would be nice to have a happy ending,
因为我觉得自己也有点责任 for I feel I am partly to blame.
来 我带你去找她 Come, I'll take you to her.
什么事 -打扰了 女士 Yes? - Excuse me, Madam.
这位是文斯·德·特兰斯 This is Vince De Trans.
他是桑泽巴酒店的催眠师 He's the hypnotist at Zanzibar.
我曾让一位女士回想起前世 I once regressed a lady through past lives.
原来她上辈子是埃及艳后的女仆 Turned out she was a maid of Cleopatra.
那跟我有什么关系 What on earth has that to do with me?
如果您能让我们进来一下 就明白了 If we could come in for a moment, you will see.
给你 女士 作为你辛苦的回报 Here you are, Madam. And I thank you for your pains.
我不太确定刚刚发生了什么 不过谢谢你 先生 I'm not sure what just happened, but thanks, Mister.
你愿意考虑女女双飞 上下叠加一起搞吗 Would you ever consider girl on girl?
我确实跟我姐姐睡过上下铺 I did once share a bunk bed with my sister.
我知道我房号是9开头的 Well, I know my door begins with number nine.
这个房门开着 估计就是我的房间啦 Oh, this one's open, guess it must be mine.
女士 你这是什么意思 Madam! What mean you by this?
像只被烫到的母猫一样喷了我一身 Like a scalded she-cat you have sprayed me!
不然你干嘛付我钱 Why else are you paying me?
付你钱 付你钱 Paying you? Paying you?
你对我做的事羞耻至极 You have done me the most disgraceful wrong.
我要让你受到严厉的"惩罚" I will see that you are sorely punished.
好吧 但那得加收费用 Fine. But that'll cost you extra.
来吧 小子 喝一口酒 Now, come, sirrah, and take a sip of wine.
女士 你的"液体"我已经受够了 Madam, I have take had quite enough of your fluids.
我绝对不要了 I'll take no more.
有什么问题吗 先生 What seems to be the issue here, sir?
我的问题就是她 Her issue is my issue!
这个娼妓 这个怪物 这个红发妓女 This harlot, this creature, this redheaded whore. ..
-怎么了 -她刚刚... - Yes? - ..Hasjust. ..
我都说不出口 她刚刚... I can scarce get out the words. Has just...
把我当厕所用 Used me as a privy!
太好了 Excellent!
-我想一切进行得很顺利 -他不肯付钱 - And I trust it all went swimmingly. - He refuses now to pay.
您必须付钱给这位女士 先生 Oh, I must insist you pay the lady, sir.
否则 她就会赖着不走 在这大吵大闹 Otherwise, she is wont to stay and make a fuss
既然说到钱 and, whilst we're on it,
您能否把这个的另一半给我 perhaps you could supply the other half of this?
我是不是疯了 Have I gone mad?
这个世界怎么天翻地覆了 Has the world turned upside down?
我身心受到侮辱后 竟然还要我付钱 I am assaulted on all sides then ask to pay for the pleasure.
-要的就是这个啊 -你们在玩角色扮演吗 - That's the idea. - Is this some kind of role-play?
快付我钱 Pay me my money!
我拒绝 I will not!
你们能不能安静点 Will you please be quiet!
你们吵着我办正事了 You keep me from my work.
听着 小红 你先在这儿等等 Look, Red. You wait up here awhile
我去平息他的怒火 and I will soothe his ire.
我好饿 你答应了给我吃的 I'm hungry and you promised me a meal.
来 这些剩菜拿去 Here, take these leftovers.
-剩菜 -你看 - Leftovers? - Look!
-吃这个吧 没人动过 -好吧 - Here, have this. It hasn't been touched. - 0K.
给我两分钟就好 请吧 Give me but two minutes, I prithee.
姑娘 仪式已经完成了 Now, child, the ritual is complete
现在她已进入催眠状态 and she is in a trancelike state.
等你把她男朋友带到门前 When you bring her boyfriend to her door,
她第一眼看到他 就会重新爱上他 she will look upon him with new-found ardour
-并热情地拥抱他 -谢谢你 文斯 - and passionately embrace him. - Thank you, Vince.
爱神丘比特都不如你神通广大 Cupid himself could not have aimed more true.
我这就去带他来 I'll fetch him right away.
完美 Perfect.
您好 先生 我是女佣克莱特 Hello, kind sir. I am Colette the maid.
我有事找您 请跟我来 I'm on an errand, if you would be led.
那正好 你一定会读心术 Ah, good the maid. You must have read my mind.
我的床单上溅到点脏东西 There's been little spillage on the bed.
可是先生 我是指... Oh, but, sir. I mean...
不 哈格里夫斯太太 您的房间是918号 No, Mrs Hargreaves, you're in here. 918.
-你是我儿子吗 -不是 - Are you my son? - No.
我带他出来 可他总是乱跑 I had him with me but he's forever wandering off.
我把1楼到9楼都找遍了 I have searched every floor from one to nine.
找我妈 她不知所踪 Of my mother, alas, there is no sign.
她那天走进博姿店真是太倒霉 I curse the day that she went into Boots.
她只是想买洗发水让头发变美 She only wanted Schwarzkopf for her roots.
她失足滑倒 像堆砖块滚下楼 She slipped and went down like a tonne of bricks,
浑身沾满止咳药 从头淋到脚 covered from head to toe in Tixylix
我就不该让她离开我的视线 Oh, I should never have let her from my sight.
但愿今晚有人在这儿见过她 I pray that someone's seen her here tonight.
你好 Ah, hello.
-这是哪位天使叩响了我的房门 -什么 - What angel is this knocks upon my door? - Sorry?
我心跳如雷 欣喜奔腾 My heart has burst and overflowed with joy.
沉鱼落雁 体态优雅 A vision of such beauty and rare poise.
我小时候确实学过芭蕾 I did do ballet lessons as a boy.
你的双眸仿若潭水 映照出我的身影 Thine eyes are pools wherein I see myself.
双颊柔软 犹如新雪 Thy apple cheeks are soft as new-fallen snow.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
两瓣樱唇 真想一亲芳泽 Two cherry lips, I long to take a bite.
我要喊人了 I'm going to be reporting this!
身材健硕有肌肉 叫我身下水长流 Thy firm physique doth make my juices flow!
-很高兴认识你 夫人 -是小姐 - It's very nice to meet you, Mrs... - Miss!
我想要你 就在此时 就在此地 And I intend to have you now, right here!
你这个计划有点小问题 There is a little problem with that plan.
很遗憾我不得不告诉你 但我... I hate to have to tell you, but I'm...
目前没有恋爱的打算 Not looking for a relationship at the moment.
请跟我来 这是怎么回事 If you just come with me. Alas, what's this?
安波和另外一个男人缠在一起 Fair Amber with another man entwined.
她一定是先看到了他 She must have seen him first.
女士 快停下 你男朋友在这儿呢 Madam, desist! Your boyfriend's here.
我才不在乎他呢 I do not care for him.
这男人 这神祇 This man, this god!
这美人才是我的爱 This vision is my love.
-来 让我见识见识你那坚挺的"长剑" -走开 - Come, let me see thy mighty sword. - Go away!
我愿将这长剑安放入属于它的"剑鞘" I wish to keep my sword within its sheath!
其实是"短匕首" It's more like a little dagger anyway.
先生 快跟你女朋友解释一下啊 Sir, speak you to your girlfriend and explain.
她弄错对象了 She has the wrong man.
为什么 我都不认识她 她还扇过我耳光 Why? I know her not. She slapped my face.
这女人疯了 The woman is insane.
为爱疯狂 Insane with love!
-而且只有这一副解药 -天呐 - And there is but one cure. - Oh, God!
我已经在里面等得够久了 I've waited long enough in there!
付钱 Pay up!
付钱 付什么 我都不知道你在说什么 Pay up? For what? I know not what you mean.
这家酒店全是疯女人 我可以发誓 This hotel is full of mad women, I swear.
-你一定在开玩笑 -不 是你喝了我的尿 - You take the piss! - No, you took it from me.
妈 你去哪儿了 我都担心坏了 Mother! Where have you been? You had me worried.
我发现她在楼梯那儿徘徊 I found her wandering in the corridor.
这是50镑 给你添麻烦了 Here's 50 for your trouble.
妈 你哪儿来的钱 Mother! Where did you get that money from?
他给的 From him.
把钱给我 老奶奶 这是我应得的 Give me that money, grandma! I've earned it.
这也是我应得的 尽管我也记不清钱是怎么来的了 Well, I earned it, too. Though how, I can't recall.
-你睡了我男朋友 -是吗 妈妈 - You did screw my boyfriend. - Did you, Mother?
全是我的错 It's all my fault.
-我搞砸了 -别紧张 - I've messed it up. - Calm down.
解铃还须系铃人 We just need to untangle what is tangled.
这位先生预定了914 This gentleman was booked in 914.
不 那是911号房的布朗先生 No, that is Mr Brown from 911.
安波就在隔壁 他还和小红上床 In bed with Red while Amber was next door.
然后 915的格林先生 Then, Mr Green in 915...
-他的浴缸塞 -布鲁先生在912 - His bath plug! .. -And Blue in 912.
我还漏了谁 红 黄[安波] 绿[格林] Who have I missed? Red, Amber, Green.
什么灯亮了等一等 Am I coming or going?
我们得和催眠师文斯谈一谈 We need to speak to Vince the hypnotist.
瑞柯王子 怎么了 你不累吗 Prince Rico, what has happened? Aren't you tired?
我还以为你这会儿已经睡着了呢 I thought you would be sleeping now.
他们这么闹我怎么睡得着 你这儿借我避一避 With this? You have to give me shelter from these people
好亨利 你是我唯一信任的人 Good Henry, you're the only one I trust.
安波 原来你在这儿 亲爱的 我想你了 Oh, Amber. There you are, my love. I've missed you.
我一点都不想你 你这个恋尸癖 I've not missed you, you necrophiliac.
你说什么 I'm sorry?
我看到你和那个老骚货共处一室了 I saw you in your room with that old hussy.
我还没那么老呢 Excuse me, I'm not that old!
她指的是我 She means me.
我知道我不是个完美的男朋友 I know I haven't been the perfect boyfriend.
但我想给你看一下这个 But I want to show you this.
这是我的蛋糕吗 Is this my cake?
你要知道 这个圆盖之下的东西 You have to know what lies beneath this dome
象征着你对我所具有的重要意义 is a symbol of what you mean to me.
就求婚而言 我见过比这好得多的 As proposals go, l have seen better.
这并不是什么浪漫的事 一把老骨头 It's not the most romantic thing to show, a load of old bones.
不好意思 那可是我妈 Excuse me, that's my mother.
你是在说我吗 你是谁来着 Do you mean me? Who are you again?
-这应该是个... -苹果馅饼吗 我吃了 - This should have been... - An apple tart? I ate it.
那里面藏了个钻石戒指呢 There was a diamond ring concealed within.
看来你的戒指从一个馅饼跑到另一个馅饼[妓女]里去了 Your ring has gone from one tart to another.
你怎么就不能闭嘴呢 自以为是的婊... Why don't you shut your mouth, you stuck-up b... ?
妈 Mother!
冷静 你快回房吧 Calm down, let's put you back in here.
你感觉如何 妈妈 你还好吗 How are you feeling, Mother? Are you OK?
我这伸的是几根手指 How many fingers am I holding up?
罗伯特 我不戴眼镜什么都看不见 Oh, Robert! I can't see without my glasses.
-你刚说什么 -我说我看不见 - What did you say? - I said I can't see.
-但你叫我罗伯特 -你就叫这名字啊 - Well, you just called me Robert. - Well, that's your name.
一个母亲显然对自己的儿子知根知底 A mother ought to know her son.
天呐 那一巴掌肯定是让你的神智清醒了 Good God. That slap, it must have brought you back to me.
安波 听我说 我真的爱你 Amber, listen, I do love thee.
她被施咒了 我无法打破咒语 She is bewitched, I cannot break the spell.
告诉我们 文斯 要怎么样才能纠正错误 Just tell us, Vince, what do we need to know to make this right?
我在睡觉 晚安 I'm sleeping now. Good night.
-他喝酒了吗 -就喝了一杯红酒 - Has he been drinking? - He had a glass of wine.
现在我要亲自来解决问题 Then I take matters into my own hands.
别用你的猪蹄子来碰我 肥猪 Don't touch me with those trotters, you fat pig!
真爱之吻 必将使我打破咒语 With true love's kiss, I aim to break the spell.
不 不要 No, don't!
-对不起 -不 我是说不要停 - Sorry. - No, I meant don't stop.
-我以为她是你女朋友呢 -妈 别闹 - I thought she's your girlfriend. - Mother, please.
可怜的戈斯 我都不知道我是被什么鬼上身了 Poor Gus! I don't know what came over me.
我保证不是我上了你的身 It wasn't me, I can promise you that.
我好喜欢幸福的结局 你呢 弗莱德 I love a happy ending, don't you, Fred?
917号房里有张空床哦 In 917, there's an empty bed.
现在这一团糟 我可受够了 Of this confusion, l have had my fill.
不好意思 小姐 我想结账了 Excuse me, Miss. I'd like to pay my bill.
能不能别再... For the finaltime, will you be...?
怎么回事 What's this?
一模一样 简直像是同一个人 Two peas from the same pod, both shelled.
是我老眼昏花 Do my old eyes deceive me,
还是眼前真是我曾短暂抱过的一对双生子 or could I be looking at the sons I briefly held?
我的确是被收养的 l was adopted as a child.
我也是 And I.
-我从来不知道我父亲是谁 -直到现在 - I never knew my father. - Until now.
求你们不要戏弄我这个老家伙 I pray you, sirs, do not an old man mock.
我们一定要查到底 We must get to the bottom of this.
怎么查 How?
证据就在你们的身后 The proof, it is behind you.
我的那对双生子屁股上都有一个胎记 For my boys both bore a birthmark on their bare behinds.
-它有着最不同寻常的形状 -我知道 - It was a most unusual shape. - I know!
它看上去就像是 It looks just like...
《最强大脑》节目里的那把椅子 ..The chair from Mastermind!
没错 我在他的屁股上看到了 It's true. I saw it on his bum.
《最强大脑》主持人
它让我想起了马格纳斯·马格纳森 It makes me think of Magnus Magnusson!
请给我一点点时间 Give me but one moment, I implore.
我不需要那个浴缸塞了 I won't need that bath plug any more.
我一直都觉得自己不完整 I always felt that l was but a half.
不仅仅是缺父少母 Lacking not just a father and a mother.
和另外的一半相见 才让自己变得完整 Meeting your other half makes you a whole.
-我说错了吗 -很高兴认识你 - Does that sound wrong? - It's nice to meet you...
兄弟 Brother.
太好了 Lovely!
一切都解决了 就跟一场舞台剧一样 So, all is resolved. Just like a theatre play.
我也可以享受"性福结局"了 And I can get my happy end away.
没那么快 Not so fast!
所有人都别动 Everybody stay exactly where they are.
我很抱歉破坏这温馨有爱的气氛 I'm sorry to break up this pretty scene
但我跟瑞柯王子还有事没解决呢 but I have unfinished business with Prince Rico.
你们两个 哪一个是他 I pray you, sirs, which one of you is he?
-是我 -是我 - 'Tis l. - 'Tis l.
-是我 -妈 别闹 - 'Tis l. - Mother, calm down!
你们故意设了这个局想搅乱我的脑袋 You have set this up to try to muddle me.
站出来 王子 否则就捅死你爹 Step forward, Prince, or Daddy gets the knife.
这就叫戏剧性讽刺 That's what you call dramatic irony!
我认识他 他今晚看了我的演出 Oh, I know him. He saw my show tonight.
求你了 放过他 要杀就杀我吧 Please, spare his life and take me in his place.
我受够了 这个老家伙必须死 I've had enough. The old man has to die.
我要把他开膛破肚 I'll spill his guts.
番茄肉酱烩意面 Spaghetti bolognese!
不如跳舞 The hokey cokey!
不如跳舞 The hokey cokey...
-文斯 你简直是大英雄 -谢谢你 姑娘 - Vince, you've saved the day. - Thank you, child.
我很高兴大家都一团和气 I'm glad that everyone is reconciled.
-我还以为我死定了 -不可能 老爸 - I thought I was goner. - No way, Pops.
把他关在他的房里 然后报警 Let's lock him in his room and call the cops.
伸出左腿 Left leg out!
伸 缩 伸 缩 摇摆起来 In, out, in, out! Shake it all about!
谁能告诉我今天到底怎么回事 Can someone tell me what's gone on today?
几行押韵诗无法道尽其中三四 It's more than a rhyming couplet can relay.
你要是拿到钻石戒指就好了 I wish you had your diamond ring.
嘘 你听 But, hush!
我好像听到了冲厕所的声音 I think that I did hear a toilet flush.
你找到了 You found it.
希望你们在桑泽巴酒店住宿愉快 I hope you've enjoyed your stay at Zanzibar.
就算没有变得更睿智 也变得更老练成熟 We're all little older, if not wiser.
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