9号秘事 第四季 第3集
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翻译 杏仁斯嘉丽 青椒
翻译 Eunice 阿夏 Ethan-泽生
-什么事 -您好 - Yes? - Hello.
我找菲尔莎姆女士 Looking for a Mrs Falsham.
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的wholock 西·查
我就是 有什么事 Yes, that's me. What do you want?
-"温柔以待" -什么 - Handle Me Gently. - Sorry?
后期 加森
温柔以待搬家公司 我是斯派克 The removals company - Handle Me Gently. I'm Spike.
我们通过电话的 We spoke on the phone?
总监 Ethan-泽生
-没错 是的 -好 - That's right, yes. - Yes, right.
从这儿进对吧 So through here, is it?
没错 但我们还没... Yes, but we're not quite...
不是 这边 No, no, this way.
你这有点拗口啊 You're a bit of a mouthful, aren't you?
名字 我是说你们公司的名字 The name, I mean, of your company.
是啊 名字是我们老板取的 Oh, yes. It's my boss's idea.
他本来想叫货车型男 He wanted to call us Van Man Style
但被我给劝住了 but I managed to talk him out of that.
有意思 Funny.
要搬的就是这些 所有这些 These are all the things I want to be moved, all of this,
基本上是全都得搬 and, well, everything, really
因为搬家的时候就得全都搬走 对吧 because that's what happens when you move, isn't it?
是这样的 That's the idea.
不过有些人会留下些东西 Some people do leave a little something
给下一任住客 for the people that are moving in.
-你找好买家了吗 -还没 - You got a buyer yet? - Not yet.
有人会留一瓶香槟 Some people leave a bottle of champagne, you know.
割草机 Lawn mower.
我听说 有对夫妇在餐桌上发现一个纸箱 I know a couple that found a cardboard box on the kitchen table.
纸箱里有个油漆罐 Inside the box was a paint pot.
油漆罐里是一坨人屎 Inside the paint pot was a human turd.
人可真有意思 是吧 So, you know, people are funny, aren't they?
这些是什么 易碎品 对吧 What do we have here? This is breakables, is it?
没错 都... Yes, that's right. All...
碎了 Broken.
好吧 我得记一下 OK, I'm going to have to make a note of this.
当然 Of course.
抱歉 我没想惹你难受 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.
没事的 我只是... No, it's all right, I'm just...
这太难熬了 It's all been a bit trying.
搬家真是压力最大的一件事 It's one of the most stressful things, isn't it? Moving house.
大家总这么说 People often say that,
但根据霍姆斯与拉赫压力表 but according to the Holmes and Rahe Stress Scale,
排名前三的是配偶死亡 离婚 坐牢 the top three are - death of a spouse, divorce and imprisonment.
-搬家才排在第32位 -那敢情好 - Moving home's only number 32. - Oh, well, that's something.
阳痿甚至都没上榜 And erectile dysfunction isn't even on the list.
我搞不懂我老婆为什么总拿我的阳痿说事 So I don't know what her problem is.
我就是说出来 发泄下而已 I'm just getting it out there, you know, talking about it.
又不算什么大事 It's no biggie.
显然不是 Evidently not.
你住这儿很久了吧 So, lived here long, have you?
在这栋房子里吗 是啊 很久了 In this house? Yeah, yonks.
久上加久 Yonks and yonks.
我一直想知道很久是多长时间 How long is a yonk? Often wondered.
问得好 Yeah, that's a good question.
我也不知道 I don't know actually.
我丈夫来了 他可能知道 Oh, here's my husband, he might know.
亲爱的 很久是多长时间 Darling, how long is a yonk?
-什么 -很久 - A what? - A yonk.
抱歉 这位是"搓揉以待"的斯派克 Sorry, this is Spike from Squeeze Me Tightly.
-是"温柔以待" -好 - Handle Me Gently. - All right.
他想知道很久是多长时间 He was wondering how long a yonk is?
是长年累月的简短说法 对吧 Er, it's short for donkey's years, isn't it?
是啊 有道理 Yeah, that would make sense.
你准备好搬家了吗 亲爱的 Are you all ready to move house, darling?
烤箱里还烤着蛋糕呢 Well, the cakes are still in the oven
希望斯派克改日再来 so if Spike could come back another time.
是啊 我们在为新住客烤蛋糕 对吧 Yes, we're making cakes for whoever moves in. Aren't we?
我们不想给他们留下一罐桶装屎 We decided against pooing in a paint pot.
-什么 -我送你出去 - What? - I'll show you out.
菲尔莎姆女士 我觉得您可能不明白 Mrs Falsham, I don't think you understand.
我们要严格完成分配额 We work on allocations only.
要是我今天没能满足您的"需求" If I don't fill your slot today,
我可能就得好几周之后才能"再来一次"了 it might be weeks before I can get up again.
-那是当然 斯派克患有阳痿 -是吗 - Of course. Spike has erectile dysfunction. - Really?
不好意思 这里有什么问题吗 I'm sorry, is there a problem here?
没有 我们只是要搬家的正常家庭而已 No! We're just a normal family moving house.
出什么事了 What's going on?
没事的 爸 回床上躺着吧 Oh, it's all right, Dad, go back to bed.
我睡不着 肚子里翻江倒海 I can't sleep my stomach's playing up.
你怎么穿得像个妓女 Why are you dressed like a tart?
音乐剧词曲作家 代表作《歌剧魅影》
理查德·斯提格来这里干什么 And what's Richard Stilgoe doing here?
你写的歌词我一句都不要 斯提格 I'm not taking any of those lyrics, Stilgoe!
你可以立马滚蛋了 听见没 So you can shove your roller skates up your arse, do you hear?!
音乐剧作曲家 代表作《猫》《日落大道》《歌剧魅影》
他以为自己是安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯 He thinks he's Andrew Lloyd Webber.
-那噪音是怎么回事 -抱歉 是我手机响了 - Wha...? What's that racket? - Sorry, it's my phone.
-过来 跟我来 -别碰我的鸡巴 - Come on, come with me. - Don't touch my penis!
你看见没 朋友 Did you see that, people?
他想把我当大提琴一样"玩弄" He's trying to play me like a cello!
我的天呐 Oh, my God!
-怎么回事 你还好吗 -我去拿毛巾 - What's wrong? Are you OK? - I'll get a towel.
我的老天 Jesus Christ!
我可以解释 I can explain.
十分钟前
超级毒鼠强 毒杀一切
朱利安 你终于来了 Julian, there you are.
-真够慢的 -抱歉 - You took your time. - Sorry.
我没找到可可粉 她把东西都打包了 Couldn't find any cocoa, she's packed everything away.
她没乱动我的宝贝钢琴吧 I hope she hasn't touched my bloody piano.
我没看到 I didn't see it.
你为什么只穿着内衣 Why aren't you wearing any clothes?
我在画画 I've just been doing some painting.
来 Here.
天呐 太烫了 Oh, God! It's too hot!
我的嘴又不是石棉 My mouth is not asbestos, you know.
-抱歉 -对了 今天上午有个好消息 - Sorry. - Ooh, I had a good bit of news this morning.
罗杰同意演《爱情面面观》了 Roger has agreed to do Aspects.
-罗杰 -罗杰·摩尔 - Roger? - Roger Moore.
曾饰演邦德的演员参演我的音乐剧 James Bond in one of my musicals.
怎么样 厉害吧 How about that then? Hm?
希望他会唱歌 I hope he can sing.
真是好消息 That's great news.
你的脸上可看不出开心 Well, tell your face.
你到底怎么了 What's the matter with you?
抱歉 今天很累 Sorry, it's been a long day.
喝可可吧 Have your cocoa.
你是我儿子 对吧 You're my son, aren't you?
你根本不是朱利安·劳埃德·韦伯 You're not Julian Lloyd Webber at all.
没错 That's right.
我还有个女儿 对不对 And I have a daughter, don't I?
是的 Yes.
挺好的 That's good.
你们一定要照顾好彼此 Well, you two must look after each other.
-我不会永远陪着你们 知道吧 -知道 - I won't be here forever, you know. - I know.
别担心 爸 喝可可吧 Don't worry, Dad. Have your cocoa.
现在不烫了 It'll be cooler now.
又有什么事 What now?
如果是朱莉·卡文顿 告诉她太迟了 If that's Julie Covington, tell her it's too late.
我已经把角色给伊莲·佩姬了 I've already offered the part to Elaine Paige.
不好意思 Sorry.
我没打扰到你吧 Not interrupting anything, am I?
没有 我刚才跟我爸在楼上 No, no. I was just upstairs with Dad.
-他还自以为是安德鲁·韦伯吗 -是的 - Andrew Lloyd Webber? - Yes.
上帝保佑他 Bless him.
他现在真的是完全糊涂了 是吧 He's really far gone now, isn't he?
是的 他失去了所有记忆 Yes, yes. He's got no memory.
-除了关于音乐剧《猫》的记忆 -没错 - Other than the one from Cats! - Exactly.
娜塔莎在家吗 我是她的好朋友 Is Natasha in? I'm a good friend of hers,
我就住在这条路不远处 I live just down the lane.
没 她这会儿不在家 No, she's not here at the moment.
-她去接搬家工人了 -原来如此 - She's just picking up the removal man. - Oh, I see.
他难道没有车吗 Does he not have his own transport?
搬家工人 The removal man?
有的 只是迷路了 Yes, yes. He's just got lost.
我本来还想说 靠步行得搬多久 I was going to say. It would be quite a slow move!
娜塔莎经常说起你 神秘人 Natasha's been talking a lot about you, the mystery man.
-希望不是坏话 -当然 她看起来非常幸福 - All good I hope. - Yes. She seems very much in love.
希望你会照顾好她 I hope you'll take good care of her.
我会的 I will.
好吧 那我不打扰你了 Anyway, I don't want to keep you.
我只是过来还这个 I only popped round to return this.
-你知道她很介意别人借东西不还 -是啊 - You know what she's like about people borrowing things. - Yes.
她几个月都没跟格兰杰夫人说话 She didn't speak to Mrs Granger from months
就因为她借了馅饼盘不还 over that quiche plate.
我想也是 So I believe.
我先... I'd better...
稍等一下 Wait there.
-怎么了 -那杯该死的可可 - What's wrong? - It's that bloody cocoa.
喝下去让肚子很不舒服 It doesn't agree with me.
你声音小点 Just try to keep your voice down.
我上次这么难受 I haven't felt this bad
还是在《真爱不死》的宣传会当晚 since the press night of Love Never Dies.
《歌剧魅影》的续篇 但评价很差 毁经典
糟了 Shit.
看来搬家车来了 Looks like the removal van.
贱人 你给我听好 按我说的做 Listen to me bitch, you do exactly as I say.
十分钟前
喂 有人吗 Hello? Anybody in?
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
我是JSQ公司的雨果·布雷文顿 Hugo Brevington JSQ.
房子的女主人给我发信息 I had a message from the lady of the house
说她会直接让你进屋 saying she was going to let you in.
-没错 -这是房契 - That's right, yes. - Well, here are the property deeds.
你随时有空都可以看 You can peruse these at your leisure as and when.
重点包括 四居室农家别墅 Headlines are, four-bed farmhouse.
两座待装规划的外屋 Two outbuildings with planning pending.
带有五开门智能炉灶的乡村厨房 复古装饰 Country kitchen with a five-door Aga. Period features.
不知你是否介意 Don't know if you're arsed.
-不介意 -我也是 - Not really. - No, me neither.
显然它需要重新粉刷一下 Obviously in need of a lick of paint.
你也看得出来 他们已经开始动工了 You can see they've made a start already,
不过 跟你说句大实话 but, to be perfectly honest with you,
房子肯定会在油漆干之前就被卖掉 it will be sold before that's dry.
你太太今天能来看房吗 我强烈建议她能来 Is your wife able to view today? I'd strongly recommend it.
这会儿她正在别处看房呢 She's actually looking at some other properties at the moment.
哪些啊 不会是彭宁顿路那边的吧 Which ones? Not Pennington Lane?
那里地表在下沉 It's sinking.
不出两年楼房就变地下室了 可别说是我说的 It'll be a basement in two years, but you didn't hear it from me.
能成交吗 各方面都不错吧 So have we got the deal? Are we rocking?
我还没仔细看过房子呢 Well, I haven't really looked around it yet.
没问题 请自便 Absolutely. Be my guest.
有任何问题随时问我 你随便看 我不打扰你 Any questions, don't hesitate. I will leave you alone.
谢谢 Thanks.
储藏柜 Storage.
房门开合很灵活 Lovely door action there.
没有锁 自由自在 No lock. Very free and easy.
试想每天清晨从楼梯上下来 Imagine coming down those stairs every morning.
端杯咖啡 狗狗衔着报纸跑过来 Cup of coffee. Dog padding through with the paper.
贤惠的妻子 培根的香味 Wife, smell of bacon.
我是说煎培根的味道 不是说她身上有培根味 Cooking it, she doesn't smell of it.
我是素食主义者 I'm vegetarian.
我也是 真明智 Me too. Good call,
我们会比别人更长寿的 朋友 we will live longer my friend.
就让他们吃香肠被噎死吧 Let them choke on their sausages, eh?
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
稍等 我有个电话进来 One second. I've got the call coming through.
你好 Hello.
真的吗 真有意思 Really? That is very interesting,
因为现在我正带着一位先生在看房呢 because I've got a gentleman here at the property at the moment.
让我来转告一下他 Well, let me relay that to him.
现在的情况是 有人出价了 What's happened is, someone's put an offer in.
没有标价那么高 但也很接近 房主正在考虑 Not asking price but close to, and the vendor is considering it.
现在 我们还有5分钟的时间 Now, we have a window of five minutes
如果你还想拿下这... if you want to secure this...
真奇怪 我刚才明明在和人通话呢 That's weird. I was just talking to someone.
到底怎么回事啊 What's happened there then?
你好 Hello?
你好 妈 Hi, Mum.
我现在不方便说话 有客户在呢 I can't talk right now. I'm with a client.
随便 我不挑剔 Anything. I'm not fussed.
行吧 那就印度烤饭 别再... All right, then, biryani. Stop...
我不知道 羊肉 I don't know. Lamb.
我得挂了 我回头再和你说 再见 I've got to go. I'll speak to you later, OK. Bye.
就像我说的 成不成交给句话吧 So like I say, it's deal or no deal.
-我会考虑的 -求求你 - I'll think about it. - Please.
求你了 我需要这笔订单 Please, I need this sale.
我得拿出点业绩出来 仅此而已 I just need to get something up on the board, that's all.
来度过这段困顿期 Get over this dry patch.
怎么样 我觉得我们之间是有共鸣的 How about it? I feel like we've connected.
-老天 那可是五开门的智能炉灶啊 -行了 - I mean, for fuck's sake, a five-door Aga. - OK.
-什么 -行了 我买了 - What? - OK, I'll buy it.
-房主出价多少 -86万英镑 - What's the asking price? - 860.
好的 我去联系下我的按揭银行 Fine. I'll go and speak to my mortgage provider.
你今天救人一命 你不会后悔的 You have saved a man's life today. You will not regret this.
作为感恩回报 房主同意我 And as a thank-you gesture, I have permission from the vendor
附赠所有的家具 to throw in all these items of furniture.
那不是... Well, that's not...
你刚刚谈成的交易这下黄了 I think you just lost this sale.
-出来 -不 让我一个人待着 - Come out of there! - No, leave me alone.
听着 Listen up.
-我只是想跟你聊一聊 -我不相信你 - I just want to talk to. - I don't believe you.
你杀死了菲尔莎姆女士 You killed Mrs Falsham.
你知道这对房子报价的影响有多大吗 Do you have any idea how that's going to affect the asking price?
听着 雨果 Look, Hugo.
这扇门没装锁 你刚刚才告诉我的 There's no lock on this door. You just told me that.
求求你 Please.
让我回家吧 Let me go home.
我妈已经替我点了印度烤饭 My mum's ordered me biryani.
那你就出来啊 Come out, then!
我不会伤害你的 我保证 I'm not going to hurt you. I promise.
有人吗 莎拉 水凉了 Hello! Sarah? Water's getting cold!
怎么还有一个 Not another one.
莎拉 Sarah?
是你吗 Is that you?
呦呦呦 Well, well, well.
这不是伟大的朱利安·劳埃德·韦伯 If it isn't the great Julian Lloyd Webber
来看他哥哥了嘛 come to see his older brother.
给我听好 Now look.
我已经把《南岸秀》的主题曲给你了 I've already given you the theme to the South Bank Show.
-就这么多 别的没有 -你他妈是谁啊 - That's all you're going to get out of me. - Who the fuck are you?
我是谁你再清楚不过了 朱利安 You know damn well who I am, Julian.
过来 扶我起来 Come on now. Help me out of this bath.
好吧 行 All right. Fine.
然后我给你冲杯好喝的可可 And then I'll make you a nice cup of cocoa.
帮你暖暖身子 Warm you up.
十分钟前
你进去了吗 爸爸 Are you in yet, Daddy?
行了 行了 别催我 All right, all right, don't rush me.
身体都进到水里后告诉我一声 Just let me know when everything's under the bubbles.
老天啊 Oh, good grief.
倒是提醒我了 我得买些番茄干 That reminds me, I must get some sun-dried tomatoes.
-还有什么要我帮忙的吗 -没了 谢谢 - Now, is there anything else I can do for you? - No, thank you.
-我又不是废人 -好吧 - I am not an invalid. - Right.
我去楼下继续打包了 Well, I'm going down to finish the packing.
记住我们今天要搬走家具 You remember we're moving the furniture today.
什么家具 What bloody furniture?
你又是谁 Who are you anyway?
我是娜塔莎 爸爸 我是你的女儿 I'm Natasha, Daddy. I'm your daughter.
开什么玩笑 我哪有你这么老的女儿 Don't be ridiculous! You're far too old to be my daughter.
你最好趁莎拉还没回来 赶快走吧 You better get out of here before Sarah gets back.
安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯的前妻 知名歌手莎拉·布莱曼
她今天去"热辣八卦舞团"试镜了 She's auditioning for Hot Gossip today.
上世纪70-80年代的英国舞团
爸爸 听着 Daddy, listen.
我知道你听不懂 但我得告诉你一件事 I know you won't understand but I have to tell you something.
我和查尔斯要移居到葡萄牙了 Charles and I are moving to Portugal.
你还记得葡萄牙吗 You remember Portugal?
我小的时候 我们在那儿度过假 We had that holiday there when I was a girl.
对 对 在阿尔布费拉 Yes, yes. Albufeira.
没错 That's right.
我们需要离开这里 We need to get away.
重新开始 Make a fresh start.
我们在这附近给你找了个温馨的家 We've found a lovely home for you not far from here.
那里有很多人 跟你... There's lots of people there with your....
反正 Well...
跟你一定能处得来 Who I'm sure you'll get on with.
我绝对不跟蒂姆·莱斯当室友 I won't share a room with Tim Rice.
知名音乐剧作家
不 你一个人住一间房 No, you get your own room.
问题是 到时我就不能跟你联系了 The problem is, I won't be able to contact you.
只能这样了 That's the deal.
因为查尔斯和我... Because Charles and I...
这么说吧 我们消失对大家都好 Well, let's just say it'll be better all-round if we disappeared.
好吧 Right.
你说完了吗 Have you finished?
-是的 -很好 出去吧 - Yes. - Oh, good. Go on, get out.
把所有门都关上 Close every door to me.
雨果 我是娜塔莎 Hugo, it's Natasha.
我就想确认下 你已经出发来带人看房子了 I'm just checking you're on your way over for the viewing.
我说了 有一位买家很感兴趣 Like I say, I've got someone who's very interested.
如果他们到得比你早 我就先让他们进屋 I'll let them in if they get here before you.
请不要觉得我在批评你 And I hope you don't think I'm being patronising,
但拜托你不要表现得过度殷勤 but please try not to appear so desperate.
这样会让买家反感 It's very off-putting.
上次你紧张得满头大汗 You were sweating so much
就像在O2体育馆表演脱口秀的李·埃文斯一样 last time you looked like Lee Evans at the O2.
总之 待会儿见 Anyway, I'll see you shortly.
对了 我爸爸在楼上的浴室里 And just so you know, my father's in the upstairs bathroom,
你可能需要跟买家解释一下 so you might want to warn them about
他以为自己是安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯的事 the whole Andrew Lloyd Webber thing.
好了 再见 OK, bye.
很好 你已经开始了 你是斯派克 对吧 Oh good. You've made a start. Spike, isn't it?
"温柔以待"搬家公司的斯派克 我们通过电话 You're Spike from Handle Me Gently? We spoke on the phone.
-是的 没错 -好极了 - That's right, we did. - Good.
我已经打包好了大部分的箱子 So I've managed to fill most of these boxes
但还有一些易碎品要放进去 but there are a few more breakables to go in.
-你可以用气泡膜包起来 对吧 -是的 - You can bubble wrap them, can't you? - Yes.
太好了 Very good.
外套我帮你挂起来吧 Can I take your jacket?
-要喝杯茶吗 -不了 谢谢 - Would you like a cut of tea? - No, thank you.
你住在这儿吗 So you live here?
这里是你家对吗 This is your house?
是的 不过显然很快就不是了 Yes. Though, not for much longer. Obviously.
这里太偏僻了 It can get quite isolated.
不过我的邻居都很友善 But I've been very lucky with my neighbours.
那很好啊 That's good.
你喜欢干搬家[除掉人]这一行吗 So do you enjoy doing removals?
说不上喜欢 不过... I wouldn't say I enjoy it but...
谢谢 Thanks.
-总得有人干啊 不是吗 -没错 - Someone's got to do it, haven't they? - Yes.
我讨厌自己动手 I'd hate to do it on my own.
我尽量减少你们的"痛苦" I just try to make it as painless as possible.
对每个涉事的都这样 For everyone involved.
-我忘了问你 你负责处理废弃物[尸体]吗 -可以 - I meant to ask you, do you do disposals as well? - Can do.
因为我不打算带走滚筒洗衣机 Because I'm not taking the tumble drier
所以需要开车送去垃圾场 so it'll need driving to the tip.
我会处理好一切事宜 不会有遗留问题 I'll take care of everything. There won't be any loose ends.
-你真是个专业的年轻人 -我尽力而为 - What a professional young man you are. - I do try.
糟了 你烫到了吗 智能炉灶就是看不出开了没 Oh, no. Have you burned yourself? Agas are terrible for that.
来 用冷水冲冲 Here, run it under the tap.
我可以给你拿消毒药膏来 I can get you some anti-septic cream.
-不用了 我用这个就行 -真的 不麻烦的 - No, it's all right. I'll use this. - Honestly, it's no bother.
我时刻都把急救箱放在手边 I have to keep my medical box handy
因为我年迈的父亲很容易发生意外 as I've an elderly father who's very accident prone.
上辈子我说不定是个护士 In another life I could have been a nurse.
照顾别人[杀人]让人很有满足感 There's something very satisfying about taking care of people.
-你不觉得吗 -当然 - Don't you think? - Absolutely.
喂 有人吗 Hello? Anybody in?
抱歉我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
十分钟前
去他妈的 Sod it.
梅 你怎么会来这里 May. What are you doing here?
你今天不是得待在家里吗 I thought you had to stay in today.
我知道 我很抱歉 I know. I'm sorry
但我需要找人聊聊 否则我要疯了 but I need to talk to someone or I'll go mad.
-当然可以 进来吧 -谢谢 - Of course. Come in. - Thanks.
我知道你忙着搬家 照顾你爸之类的各种事 I know you're busy with the move and your dad and everything.
没事 进来坐吧 It's all right. Come through.
发生什么事了 So what's happened?
是查尔斯 我觉得他出轨了 It's Charles. I think he's having an affair.
查尔斯 Charles?
是的 Yes.
我给他买了袖扣当生日礼物 I bought him some cufflinks for his birthday.
我现在都记不清了 I can't even remember when it is now.
-记不清什么 -查尔斯的生日 - What? - Charles's birthday.
是五月 不是吗 It's May, isn't it?
没错 That's right.
我把袖扣包了起来 So I wrapped them up
藏在了杂物室的一个抽屉里 and hid them in one of the drawers of the utility room
然后我就发现了这个 and that's when I found this.
"她知道我们在一起的事了" "She knows about our affair."
那也证明不了任何事啊 Well, that doesn't prove anything.
但他最近的表现真的很奇怪 But he's been behaving so strangely,
这完全能说得通 it makes perfect sense.
他总找借口说去杜塞尔多夫开会 All those conferences in Dusseldorf,
却没给我带回过一根当地的腊肠 he never once brought me back a bratwurst.
亲爱的 你可别为香肠这种小事担心 Look, darling, you can't be worrying about sausages.
我相信一定有一个非常单纯的解释 I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent explanation.
而且这都不是查尔斯的笔迹 And this isn't even Charles's handwriting.
你怎么知道的 How do you know?
我能看出来 I can tell.
从他这么多年来给我写过的 Just from the birthday and Christmas cards
生日贺卡和圣诞贺卡就能看出来 he's written me over the years.
我没想到这点 I didn't think of that.
如果你真的那么担心这事 And if you're that worried about it,
不如今晚等他下班回家亲口问他 ask him about it tonight when he gets home from work.
你千万不要都憋在心里 You mustn't bottle it up,
那是最糟糕的了 that's the worst thing you can do.
谢谢你 娜塔莎 Thanks, Natasha.
你真是我的好朋友 You're such a dear friend.
真不知道要是没了你我该怎么办才好 I don't know what I'd do without you.
好了 你该回家了 Now, come on, you should get back home.
我可不希望你错过收快递 I'd hate for you to miss that package.
你说得对 或许只是我在胡思乱想 You're right. It's probably my overactive imagination.
莎拉 这睡裤又漏尿了 Sarah! These pyjamas are leaking again.
我觉得应该退货 I think we should send them back.
我得去忙了 帮他洗澡 Look, I've got to go. I'll need to put him in the bath.
当然了 你去忙吧 Of course, you go.
我自己出去 I'll let myself out.
谢谢 Thanks.
再见 梅 Goodbye, May.
当然了 你去忙吧 Of course, you go.
我自己出去 I'll let myself out.
喂 Hello?
查尔斯 Charles?
你为什么用固话打给我 Why are you calling from the landline?
我跟你说了别用固话 I told you not to use it.
没什么事吧 Is everything all right?
是五月[梅] 不是吗 It's May, isn't it?
梅怎么了 What about May?
她不在 对吧 She's not been round, has she?
我叮嘱她务必待在家里收快递了 I told her she had to stay in for a delivery.
她知道我们在一起的事了 She knows about our affair.
为什么 你说了些什么 Why? What did you say?
娜塔莎 你还在吗 Natasha, are you still there, darling?
告诉我她说了些什么 Tell me what she said.
娜塔莎 Natasha!
亲爱的 你可别为香肠这种小事担心 Look, darling, you can't be worrying about sausages.
什么 你在胡说些什么 What? What are you talking about?
听着 我知道这压力很大 Listen, I know this is stressful
但我们一定要坚持住 but we just have to hold our nerve.
半小时后 我们就能将她从我们的生活中永远踢出去 In about half an hour she'll be out of our lives for good.
我找到的那个人很专业 The man I'm using is very professional.
他被大家强烈推荐 He comes highly recommended.
你只需要确保你跟房地产经纪人在一起就行了 You just make sure you're with your estate agent
那样你就有不在场证明了 so you've got an alibi
等警方来调查谋杀案 and when the police come round and say there's been a murder,
你就能告诉他们你当时在哪儿 you can prove exactly where you were.
好了 我得挂了 Look, I'm going to go.
我还有个会要开 我爱你 I'm in a meeting. I love you.
我们在葡萄牙见 I'll see you in Portugal.
娜塔莎 Natasha?
再见 梅 Goodbye, May.
什么 What?