9号秘事 第四季 第6集 本季终
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翻译 杏仁斯嘉丽 青椒
幸运死神
翻译 Eunice 阿夏 Ethan-泽生
时间轴 想念Gallifrey的wholock 西·查
后期 加森
总监 Ethan-泽生
瞧这垃圾堆 What a shit tip!
邻居们都已经抱怨好几周了 Neighbours have been complaining for weeks.
他显然是个囤积狂 He was a hoarder, apparently.
真意外呢 Get away.
-臭死了 -你会习惯的 - It stinks. - You'll get used to it.
我们遇到过更臭的 对吧 凯斯 We've had worse than this, haven't we, Keith?
是啊 跟斯坦利花园比起来 Oh, yes! This is a veritable potpourri
这里算香的了 compared to Stanley Gardens.
不 那次太可怕了 Oh, no, that was bad.
寡妇 已经死亡18个月 尸体都烂成渣了 Widow, been there 18 months, nothing left of her.
老太太已经变成长沙发上黏糊糊的一滩了 Just a pile of old lady porridge on the settee.
头上还戴着帽子 With a hat on top.
真是太恶心了 Whoa, that's rank.
这份工作就是这样 玛丽 That's the job, Mary.
你永远想不到等待你的是什么 You never know what lies in wait.
我觉得你不像是个叫玛丽的人 I have to say, you don't strike me as a Mary.
大家都叫我麦兹 People call me Maz.
说句不好听的 你才像是会叫玛丽的人 And you DO strike me as a Mary, if you don't mind me saying.
为什么 因为我戴眼镜 Why, because I wear glasses?
差不多吧 Basically, yes.
住在这里的人叫弗兰克·麦金斯 享年68岁 The gentleman's name was Frank Meggins, 68 years old.
他跌倒砸穿了玻璃茶几 失血过多而死 He fell through a glass coffee table and bled out, apparently.
我们还需要换这些地板吗 Are you going to have to change those floorboards?
是的 我们还要做遗产估值 搜寻一些文件 Yeah. We're also doing a probate valuation and document search.
麦金斯先生没有在世的亲属 所以 Mr Meggins had no living relatives, so,
任何线索都有利于我们处理这房子 any clues will be beneficial to sorting out the estate.
是啊 因为有人 Yeah, because someone will be dying
想要这堆垃圾想得要死 是吧 to get their hands on all of this crap, won't they?
确实死了人 玛丽 Someone DID die, Mary.
所以我们才会过来 That's why we're here.
看看这个 弗兰克好像是中大奖了 Look at this! It looks like Frank's numbers came up.
布伦达和弗兰克·麦金斯 350万镑
什么 他竟然中彩票了 What?! He won the lottery?!
上世纪初美国富豪 有各种怪癖
似乎是的 也许他就像霍华德·休斯 Looks like it. Maybe he was a bit of a Howard Hughes,
除了没他那么害怕细菌 but without the germ phobia, obviously.
怎么会有百万富翁 Why would you live in a council flat full of shit
-住在破烂堆里 -放尊重点 - if you're a millionaire? - Show some respect.
抱歉 凯斯 Sorry, Keith.
不过说真的 350万 But seriously, 3.5 mil.
我会买豪车 I would be like, Ferrari,
豪宅 特别版椰子鞋 massive mansion, special edition Yeezies.
-那是什么 -运动鞋 - What's that? - Trainers.
对 大肆炫耀[推出船] 对吧 Oh, right, yeah. Push the boat out, why don't you?
买条船 好主意 A boat, why not!
但我爸爸说过 Although my dad did say,
"天上飞的 水里漂的 胯下「骑」的 租就行了" "If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it."
够了 That's enough!
尼克 去教她怎么打包厨房垃圾 Nick, go and show her how to bag up the kitchen waste.
我先从这一堆叠叠乐开始 I'll make a start on this Jenga.
-他真是个"有趣"的人 对吧 -凯斯还好啦 - He's a barrel of laughs, isn't he? - Keith's all right.
他没有恶意 He means well.
他过得很苦 He's had a hard life.
我听说他儿子有MS[玛莎百货] I heard his son's got M & S.
是患了MS[多发性硬化] 他... MS. He's...
是个男妓吗 A rent boy?
不 No...
什么 不是 他坐轮椅 What? No! He's in a wheelchair.
凯斯忙得焦头烂额 拿着 He's got a lot on his plate. Here.
第一课 无论是谁 Lesson one - no matter who you are,
厨房柜子里的东西都一样 people always have the same things in their kitchen cupboards.
菜豆 Kidney beans.
桃罐头 Peaches in syrup.
半盒糖霜 Half a box of icing sugar.
但并非所有人都有 But not everyone has...
-一只死老鼠 -快拿开 - a dead rat. - Urgh, get that away from me, man!
-需要套两层袋子 来 -我才不碰 - These need to be double-bagged, here. - I'm not touching that.
快点 干这行不能娇气 Come on, you can't be squeamish in this job!
-快点 -好 - Hurry up, man! - All right.
好了 Good.
把罗兰放门口吧 You can put Roland by the front door.
八十年代英国电视卡通形象罗兰鼠
-罗兰 -当我没说 是八十年代的梗 - Roland? - Never mind. It's from the '80s.
以此纪念我至爱的布伦达·麦金斯
-是锁着的吗 -天啊 - Is it locked? - Jesus!
你是要吓死我吗 Are you trying to kill me?
是的 Yes.
你想的跟我一样吗 Look, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
不知道 你在想什么 I don't know. What are you thinking?
350万 3.5 million.
试试170450 Try this. 17-04-50.
是他妻子的生日 It's his wife's date of birth.
机灵鬼 Clever clogs.
就这些吗 Is that it?
包裹和一个录影带 Packages and a VHS.
录影带是什么 What's a VHS?
八十年代的东西 It's from the '80s.
你们应该是想找他的护照或是遗嘱之类的吧 I assume you were trying to find a passport or will or some such?
没错 我们是想找他的"遗精认证" Exactly. We were just trying to find his prostate.
是遗嘱认证 Probate.
"危险 请勿打开" "Danger, do not open."
要打开吗 Shall we open it?
当然 怎么能不打开 Of course. How can we not?
我们还是都搞清楚比较好 It's better that we have the full picture.
就这个吗 Is that it?
里面肯定装满了毒品 I bet it's full of drugs.
-砸开吧 -感觉是实心的 - Smash it open. - It feels pretty solid.
可能是有纪念意义吧 Probably sentimental value.
那为什么要写"危险" Why did it have "Danger" written on it?
我们得找个播放机 We need to find a player for this.
麦兹 你在这里找找 尼克 你去厨房 Maz, you look in there. Nick, check the kitchen.
我根本不知道要找什么 I don't even know what I'm looking for.
我刚刚有个很可怕的想法 Oh, I just had a horrible thought.
万一是自制的色情片怎么办 What if it's home-made pornography?
我可不想看老弗兰克跟他那个胖老婆翻云覆雨 I'm not sure I want to see old Frank going at it with his fat wife.
你们两个嘴放干净点 Keep it clean, you two.
真够讽刺的 That's ironic!
我们刚才还在这里发现一只老鼠 We just found a rat in here.
-死的还是活的 -死的 - Dead or alive? - Dead.
我们用双层袋子装起来了 We double-bagged it.
-很好 -真希望它还活着 - Good. - Wish it WAS alive.
那样就能少填些材料了 Be less paperwork.
找到了 Found it.
没地方坐 There's nowhere to sit.
你们看到这条信息时 我希望我已经自由了 By the time you see this message, I hope to be free.
我由于太过贪婪和虚荣 给自己带来了诅咒 Free from this terrible curse that I've brought upon myself
从此饱受折磨 through greed and vanity.
简直就像《童话天地》 It's like Jackanory.
-别告诉我又是八十年代的 -没错 - Don't tell me - '80s? - Yep.
这个包裹里的东西 Inside this package
毁了无数人的人生 is an object that has ruined countless lives,
包括我的 including mine.
我是多年前 I got it many years ago
从斋普尔的一个僧人手里低价买来的 for a small fortune from a holy man in Jaipur.
他肯定在那里被坑了 He got ripped off there.
这玩意在宜家十英镑就能买到 He could have got it from IKEA for a tenner.
-安静 -他告诉我这件物品 - Quiet! - He told me that this artefact
能够满足持有者的三个愿望 would grant the bearer three wishes,
可以改变我的人生 which would transform my life.
我的人生有段时间确实变了 And, for a while, it did.
但布伦达出事之后... But after what happened to Brenda...
如果你发现了这个包裹 我劝你 If you find this package, I urge you,
我恳求你 不要打开 I implore you, do not open it.
把它送走 毁掉 Send it away, destroy it.
我们的人生自有天命 Our lives are ruled by fate,
擅自篡改命运的轨迹 and those who interfere with fate
终将自食恶果 do so to their sorrow.
别 他不是要... No, he's not going to...
真是太可怜了 That's very sad.
社会服务的人都去哪儿了 I mean, where's social services in all this, eh?
这个社会没有一点爱心了 Nobody cares any more.
怎么了 What's up?
你们也听到他说的话了 You heard what he said.
那个东西很危险 That thing is dangerous.
拜托 尼克 他很明显是神志不清了 Oh, come on, Nick, he was clearly delusional.
他无法接受丧妻之痛 He's lost his wife and he couldn't accept it.
这是典型的执念转移 It's classic displacement.
就算怪在兔子雕像上 她也不会复生 Blaming a rabbit ornament isn't going to bring her back.
-是野兔 -所以呢 - It's a hare. - So?
在世界上的几乎所有文化里 Hares are associated with witchcraft and trickery
野兔都与巫术和骗术有关 in almost every culture in the world.
你怎么知道 How do you know?
因为我有民族学和民俗学的博士学位 Because I did a PhD in ethnology and folklore.
那你为什么还在这里当高级清洁工 Then, why are you here acting as a glorified binman?
因为那个学位屁用都没有 Because it didn't get me anywhere, did it?
就像拿了个洗盘子的学位一样没用 Like having a degree in washing-up.
好吧 但毕竟是学位 Yeah, but, still.
这么说吧 我做出过很多错误的选择 Well, let's just say I made some bad choices.
原来你才当过男妓 YOU were a rent boy!
他曾经是酒鬼 He was an alcoholic.
现在也一样 Am an alcoholic.
酒瘾从来不会消退 It never goes away.
幸运的是 总有人 Fortunately, there are people
愿意给你第二次机会 willing to give you a second chance.
不如我们把这家伙的财产放回保险箱吧 Look, why don't we put the man's property back in the safe, eh?
作为高级清洁工 我认为我们已经浪费了不少时间 This glorified binman thinks we've wasted enough time as it is.
你们过来一下 Guys, come here a second.
不能用两个袋子装一只活老鼠 You don't double-bag a live rodent.
-之前是死的 -真的吗 - It was dead. - Really?
当然 老鼠是死是活我还是分得清的 Yeah. I know a dead rat when I see one.
没事 是个人都会犯错 It's all right! We all make mistakes.
-是我许的愿 -什么 - I wished for it. - What?
刚才在里面 我拿着雕像说 Just now, in there, I was holding the statue,
"真希望它还活着 那样就能少填些材料了" I said, "I wish it was alive, it would be a lot less paperwork."
-尼克 冷静 -不 没错 他确实这么做了 - Nick, calm down. - No, he's right, he did.
该死 那我们就只剩下两个愿望了 Damn. That means we've only got two wishes left.
-什么意思 -你的机会已经用掉了 - What do you mean? - Well, you've used yours,
你许的愿是让老鼠复活 you wished for the rat to come alive.
什么 我只是开玩笑而已啊 What? I was just making a joke.
那就是你的问题了 老兄 That's YOUR problem, mate.
我本来可以得到世上的任何东西 I could have had anything in the world
到头来却只得了个宠物老鼠吗 and I've ended up with a pet rat?!
这是家鼠 很干净的 Well, it's very domesticated, very clean.
-那送你好了 -打住 - Well, you have it, then! - Excuse me.
抱歉 没办法集中精神 Sorry. Couldn't concentrate.
听着 尼克 现在涉及到一位老人 Look, Nick, what we're dealing with here is an old man,
可能有点未被确诊的精神错乱 经历了一连串的厄运 possibly with undiagnosed dementia, who had a run of bad luck.
这是一种解释 但考虑一下这个 麦兹 Is one explanation. But consider this. Maz?
这是弗兰克的妻子 布伦达 This is Frank's wife, Brenda.
我无意冒犯 但她有一点... I'm not being rude but she's a bit of a...
-她体重超常 -没错 她是"巨兽" - She's overweight. - Yes, she's a beast.
你想说的那个词应该是"巨胖" I think the word is obese.
总之 6个月的时间里 Anyway, within six months,
她生了病 最后变成了这样 she gets ill and ends up looking like this.
她得了癌症 没错 事实就是这样 She had cancer, yes, that's what happens.
但弗兰克在日记里说 But here in Frank's diary,
"布伦达又在烦恼她的体重 "Brenda upset about her weight again.
可怜的小香肠 真希望我有办法能帮到她" "Poor sausage. I wish there was a way I could help her."
-可怜的小香肠 -瞧吧 他希望她瘦下来 - Poor sausage? - You see? He wished for her to be thin,
所以她患癌 变瘦 最后死了 she gets cancer, weight drops off, she dies.
你怎么能... How could you even...?
你心理可真阴暗 That's just sick.
行吧 再看这个 All right, look at this.
9月3日 从印度回来 3rd of September, back from India.
9月12日 中彩票大奖 12th of September, wins the Lottery.
-你已经说过这些了 -9月29日 - You've said all this. - 29th of September,
送他哥哥踏上去佛罗里达礁岛群的豪华度假之旅 sends his brother on a luxury holiday to the Florida Keys.
-所以呢 -他哥哥死于船难 - So? - Where he dies in a boating accident.
-明白了吗 -明白什么 - See? - What?
每个愿望都有恶果 民俗学里这种事屡见不鲜 Every wish backfires. It's throughout folklore.
人力是无法改变的 There's no way around it.
妻子死后 他卖掉了海格特的豪宅 After his wife dies, he sells the big house in Highgate,
搬进这里 开始一点点地散财 he moves in here, starts frittering away
不停从易趣网上买没用的东西 his money buying crap off eBay.
那是因为他个囤积狂 这是病 That's because he was a hoarder. It's an illness.
是因为他在试着通过买最无害的东西 It's because he was trying to get rid of it
把这笔钱用掉 by buying the most innocuous things.
那些钱被诅咒了 The money is cursed.
你把一切都故事化了 尼克 This is just story-fying, Nick.
你那个专注神话故事的学位 You've developed an overactive imagination
让你形成了过于发达的想象力 cos of your fairy-tale degree.
你刚刚是不是又喝了抗菌洗手液 Have you been drinking the antibacterial hand wash again?
我就喝过一次 I did that once!
就算是这样 那他第三个愿望是什么 All right, then, so, what was his third wish?
-我不知道 -我的想法是 我们还剩两个愿望 - I don't know. - Look, my point is, we've got two wishes left
该怎么用呢 what are we going to use them on?
我希望我们继续工作 赶紧把活儿干完 Well, I wish we could just go back to work and get this job done.
这个不会作为愿望被实现吧 That's not going to happen now, is it?
不会 说的时候得把雕像拿在手里才行 No, you have to be holding it.
来吧 Come on.
我知道该怎么办了 I know what we should do.
我们应该许愿 要求获得无数愿望 We should wish for unlimited wishes.
-没用的 -什么 你怎么知道 - It won't work. - What? How do you know?
从来就不会实现 你不能许一个 It never does. You can't wish for anything
会更改许愿体系自身结构的愿望 that would alter the structure of the wishing system itself.
你们能开始更换地板吗 Can you make a start on those floorboards, please?
我预约了明天中午12点做荧光检测的服务 I've got an ATP fluorescence booked in at 12 tomorrow.
我需要那间屋子一尘不染 I need that room spotless.
拿着 Grab that.
爸爸 你什么时候回家
不如我们许愿要笔巨款吧 Why don't we just ask for shitloads of money,
比如 每人5千万镑 like, 50 million each?
弗兰克就是这么干的 瞧瞧他的下场 That's exactly what Frank did, look what happened to him.
成了要被清理掉的污渍 Just a stain to get rid of.
许愿灵器总是有反噬性的 The wish-granter is always vengeful.
你要是贪婪 就得付出代价 If you're greedy, you pay the price.
但这就跟收税员一个道理不是吗 Yeah, but it's like the taxman, isn't it?
我领了一份开心乐园餐 I claimed for a Happy Meal
因为我在超市外面的手推车里发现了一张收据 because I found a receipt in the trolley outside Tesco.
他也从来没找过我 And he never came after me.
我觉得你不能将命运和税务局相提并论 I don't think you can compare fate to the Inland Revenue.
我希望得到9.3万英镑 谢谢 I wish for £93,000, please.
-你干什么 -怎么了 - What are you doing?! - What?
这是慎重考虑过的 That was very carefully thought out.
不算太多 但足够改善生活 Not too much, but enough to make a difference.
-把那个给我 -为什么 - Give me that! - Why?
-你这个白痴 -没事吧 - You're an idiot. - Everything all right?
没事 我们在清理地板 Yeah, we're just sorting out the floorboards.
大富翁
你不该许愿要那笔钱 麦兹 You should not have wished for that money, Maz.
-那该许什么愿 -我不知道 无害的东西吧 - Well, what, then? - I don't know, something harmless.
-一种活动 -什么样的活动 - An activity. - An activity like what?
跳伞吗 那下场一定会"很好" 对吧 Skydiving? Yeah, cos that would end well, wouldn't it?
别说我没警告过你 Don't say I didn't warn you.
话说 我什么时候能拿到钱 When will I get it, anyway?
什么意思 What do you mean?
你许愿让你的老鼠复活时 马上就实现了 when you I wished for your rat, it was instant.
-那不是我的老鼠 -我就是想说 - It's not my rat. - I'm just saying,
我要等多久才能拿到钱 how long will it be before I get my money?
什么 What?!
你手里拿的是什么 凯斯 What have you got there, Keith?
我发现了弗兰克的部分彩票奖金 I've come across some of Frank's Lottery winnings.
看样子他终究没有全花完 It looks like he didn't spend it all, after all.
那你拿着钱又在干什么 And what are you doing with it?
你知道程序的 尼克 Well, you know the procedure, Nick.
这笔钱必须被保护好 This money has to be secured
并尽快带离现场 and taken off the propertyas soon as possible.
方法就是塞进你外套口袋里吗 By stuffing it in your coat pockets?
我想着这样做比较安全 但你说得对 I thought it would be safer that way. But you're right.
最好还是存放在同一个地方 Best keep it all in one place.
怎么回事 What's going on?
凯斯发现了一些钱 Keith has found some money.
是的 大概有10万镑 Yes, looks to be in the region of £100,000.
是9.3万镑 钱是我的 我刚许愿要的 93. It's mine, Ijust wished for it.
你确实爱说瞎话 玛丽 You do talk some rubbish, Mary.
这笔钱本来就在这儿 不是任何人许愿得来的 This money was just here, nobody wished for it.
那你怎么解释老鼠的事 Well, how do you explain the rat?
我可以向你保证 I can assure you,
这屋子里不止一只老鼠 尼克 there's more than one rat on this property, Nick,
它们到处都是 they're everywhere.
现在 恕我失陪 Now, if you'll excuse me.
你不许走 You're not going.
-什么 -那是我的钱 - What? - That's my money.
-你不许带走 -麦兹 - You're not taking it. - Maz!
这笔钱是我的 It belongs to me!
麦兹 回来 Maz! Come back!
我去修保险丝盒 Get the fuse box.
麦兹 Maz!
听我说 Listen to me.
如果你拿走那笔钱 If you take that money...
可怕的事就会降临在你身上 something terrible will happen to you.
我知道你受到了惊吓 I know you're spooked.
但那笔钱不是你的 But that money is not yours.
没必要躲着 There's no point hiding.
这里只有三个房间 There's only three rooms.
别再靠近了 Don't come any closer!
-麦兹 -我警告你们 别动 - Maz. - I'm warning you, don't move,
否则我就许愿把你们变成抱枕 or I'll turn you both into cushions.
什么 What?
我脑子里闪过的第一个念头凑巧是抱枕 It's the first thing that came into my mind.
想想我说过的话 Think about what I said.
你太贪婪了 You're being greedy.
想想超市手推车里的开心乐园餐 Remember the Happy Meal in the Tesco's trolley.
-这又不是一回事 -不好意思 我听不懂了 - It's not the same thing! - I'm sorry, you've lost me now.
麦兹 你不知道你本来的命运会是怎样的 Maz, you don't know what your fate has in store.
有可能你本来就会变得非常有钱 It could be that you are going to be really rich.
别干预命运 让命运给你惊喜吧 Don't meddle with it. Just let it be a surprise.
谢谢你的提醒 尼克 Thanks for the warning, Nick,
但我知道自己想要什么 but I know what I want.
我不喜欢惊喜 I don't like surprises.
天呐 Jesus.
什么都别碰 尼克 Don't touch anything, Nick,
你不想污染证据的 you don't want to contaminate the evidence.
我们还剩下一个愿望 We've still got one wish left.
-我可以许愿让麦兹复活 -尼克 - I could wish for Maz to come back to life. - Nick.
但她就算复活 大脑肯定也受损了 But then she'd be brain-damaged, of course,
就跟小说《猴爪》里一样 just like in The Monkey's Paw,
里面的儿子复活后面目全非 when the son comes back all mangled.
尼克 尼克 你在胡言乱语了 Nick, Nick, you're babbling.
不如你先回家 我来处理这事 Why don't you go home now and I'll sort this?
-但麦兹怎么办 -她死了 - Yeah, but what about Maz? - She's gone.
她死了 She's gone.
这是工作时发生的意外 我们都看到了 It was an accident at work, we both saw it.
我会通知当局 I'll alert the authorities,
我会把钱带回办公室 I'll take the money back to the office
明天早上 我就指派别人来接手这活儿 好吗 and in the morning i'll reassign the case, OK?
但你真的会吗 Yeah, will you, though?
什么意思 What do you mean?
把钱带回去 Take the money back?
我刚刚看到你偷钱了 I saw what you were doing with it.
我都解释过了啊 I explained all that.
凯斯 我认识你12年了 Keith, I've known you 12 years.
别对我撒谎 拜托 Don't lie to me, please.
好吧 Ok.
那我们对半分 Ok, 50/50.
-什么 -我们平分掉 每人4.5万镑 - What? - We'll split it, 45 grand each.
没人知道这笔钱存在过 这并不是犯罪 No-one knew it ever existed, it's not a crime.
凯斯 我不想跟这笔钱有任何关系 Keith, I don't want anything to do with that money,
我们要把它处理掉 烧掉 we've got to get rid of it, burn it!
我不能烧掉它 尼克 I can't burn it, Nick!
这笔钱是天赐的救命钱 This money is a godsend to me.
可以用来支付查理的手术费 This could pay for Charlie's operation.
是啊 或许吧 Yes. Yes, maybe.
在故事中 人们经常许一些自私自利的愿望 In the stories, people always make self-serving wishes,
如果用来做好事 就不会受到惩罚了 use it for something good, there'll be no retribution.
根本没有什么许愿 There's no such thing as wishes!
没有魔法 没有捷径 There is no magic, there's no short cuts!
如果你没发现那盘傻兮兮的录影带 If you hadn't found that stupid video,
麦兹就会好好地活着 Maz would still be alive!
我们或许把这活儿干完 已经回家了 We could have just done this job and gone home.
等等 那盘录影带是锁在保险柜里的 Hang on a minute. We found that video locked in the safe.
所以呢 So?
他录完就自杀了 是谁放进去的 It was his suicide video. Who put it there?
-你想说什么 -或许弗兰克没死 - What are you trying to say? - Maybe Frank isn't dead.
-弗兰克绝对死了 尼克 -你怎么知道 - Frank is dead, Nick. - Yes, but how do you know?
因为是我杀死了他 Because I killed him!
这种老房子的问题在于 The trouble with these old properties is...
它们都是死亡陷阱 They're deathtraps.
尤其是你还喝了酒的时候 Especially...if you've been drinking.
我听到谣言说这里的主人可能有钱 I'd heard rumours there might be money here.
邻居们纷纷投诉这里的恶臭 The neighbours have been in, complaining about the smell.
于是我就安排了一次登门拜访 So I arranged a home visit.
我跟弗兰克说了查理的事 I told Frank about Charlie...
我向他求助 但他就是不肯听 Asked him if he could help me out, but he wouldn't listen.
我们吵了起来 We argued.
我没管住脾气 I lost my temper.
接下来等我反应过来 Next thing I know...
他已经死了 He was dead.
所以 尼克 So, you see, Nick,
这跟你所说的许愿没有一丁点关系 it's got nothing to do with your stupid wishes.
我好饿啊 I am so hungry.
不知道我的食物怎么都不见了 I don't know what's happened to all my food.
弗兰克 Frank?
-你到这里来干什么 -这是我的公寓啊 - What are you doing here? - This is my flat.
不然我还能去哪儿 Where else am I going to go?
但你已经死了啊 But you're dead!
我这里本来有一些桃子罐头的 I had some tinned peaches in here somewhere.
我认识你 对吧 I know you, don't I?
你是地方议会的那个人 You came from the council.
前一分钟你还想要帮我 下一分钟... One minute you're trying to help me, and the next...
你就抓着我砸穿了玻璃茶几 You're pushing me through a glass coffee table.
是的 我很抱歉 Yes, sorry about that.
-我有个儿子 -是啊 我记得 - I have a son, you see. - Yes, I remember you saying.
我们试图帮助我们所爱的人 We try and help the ones we love.
我理解这种心情 I understand that.
我也曾试图帮助我妻子 但却没有成功 I tried to help my wife, but it didn't work out.
我还曾许愿成为有钱人 瞧瞧我的下场 I also wished to be rich, and now look at me.
你的第三个愿望是什么 弗兰克 What was your third wish, Frank?
我以为你到这会儿应该已经猜到了 I thought you'd have guessed that by now.
如果不能永生 成为有钱人又有什么意思 What's the point of being rich if you can't live forever?
所以那卷录影带... So that videotape...
我曾无数次试图自杀 但就是死不了 I've tried countless times to end it all, but I can't.
我总是很不幸地死而复生 Like a bad penny, I keep coming back.
这就是个活生生的地狱 我被困在里面了 It's a living hell, and I'm trapped in it.
别跟我犯同样的错 Don't make the same mistake I made.
许愿时一定要小心点 Be careful what you wish for.
给 Here.
这是你的 This belongs to you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我来泡些茶 I'll make us some tea.
凯斯 Keith!
好了 有人来探望你了 Here you go. You've got a visitor.
-查理 -爸爸 你看 我能走路了 - Charlie? - Look, Daddy, I can walk!
我为你许了个愿 凯斯 I wished it for you, Keith.
这是你应得的 It's what you deserve.
儿子 我的宝贝儿子 Oh, my boy, my beautiful boy.
爸爸 Daddy?
那是什么气味 What's that smell?
不好 Oh, no.